repost for emphasis. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

Sorry, I changed my rating to a 1 star because it might be untrue. I will form a committee to establish how true it is and then we will decide on a rating.

older than the noodly appendage of fsm

"Im american so im going to take offence and cry. 1'd." - gtfo.

First time i saw this one. Too bad the music is overused.

This is both old and fake and not funny.

Typical American attitude.

1 because: 1. Its not true. 2. A modern Naval ship has about a .00001% probability of not know it is close to a coast. 3. If an aircraft carrier of any nation really wanted a lighthouse to move, that f*cking lighthouse would move one way or the other.

also lighthouses.

you say canadians are stupid yet we have tv shows that show how stupid you are, like jakalopes and seal hunting on the north saskatchewan river, lol morons

rofl. But it's not like the Canadians really explained themselves. It's not true anyways,so f*ck you all that put down America.

Go Canada!

lmfao canada>america

Maybe it isn't real...but it made me laugh. =)

lol americans

"And we could make Canada the 51st state if it was worth the effort." Apparently it's not worth the effort to lose a little weight either eh fatties?

Night-Hawk, you forgot Talking With Americans, one of the funniest specials of all time.

OMG YES, there are so many shows that prove just how dumb they really are, rofl

Yes, because we are all unintelligent creatures who sleep with our mothers and sisters, drink beer all day and never made it past the 6th grade.

^ so the truth comes out . . . ^

so old that it gets a one.

Irrevelant, unoriginal, and overrated, just like Canada.

This is old, and Canada sucks. End of story.

Stupid Canadians should have moved their f*cking lighthouse. f*ck Canada.

Oh man, very funny

This sucked so bad I gave ALL your sites a 1.

Oh Canada. You guys are so silly.

omg 5 for the comments about whos better than each other! oh and the joke too. seems like the comments here are all like "Whos cock is the biggest" if they keep this up you may have a top 5.

Old as hell and proven fake.

extremely old, even if new, it's not ytmnd material it's friggin text, what's next? Written jokes as slideshows?

not impressed

Not only is this .gif stolen, but it's as old as my grandma.

americans are stupid

Old as the internet itself.

slow down the text when there is more reading.

urban legend :|

America still sucks, even if this is fake. Sooo 5! :D

It was stollen from reader's digest and it wasn't American's vs. Canadians... f*ckin' liar.

props but -1 for animation too fast

Old joke, but still a pretty funny one. Oh, and Canada>America

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOL @ people who downvote for it being fake. Of course it's fake you morons. Stop being so offended.

CANADA > USA

Teh canadians should have said it was a damn light house.

Second to last one goes to fast and this is really old

So f*cking old

Old, but good.

rofl, notice how most of the americans bitch and say its fake and down vote it. lol canada owns

5/5.

heard the joke before, don't believe that it really happened.

Fake

It is thought that this joke was first told by the single-cell organisms from which we evolved. How they knew about America, Canada, and the naval details is still one of mankind's greatest mysteries.

freaking old, not did you only succeed in making the text quality absolute sh*t, but the background even made it more unreadable, that piece of sh*t overused epic music doesn't make it any better

Yeah, not real. And canada sucks.

Nice to see The Simpsons make the number one spot. And a season 15 episode at that.

Canada sucks.

Oh wait... i was thinking of that bit where the american and canadian ships fight in the niagra falls. My wrong.

i'd give you points for lol country battle, but this is old and dumb etc.

... very old. Not even a YTMNDinization can make this funny again.

This is a very old urban legend. This is one of it's many incarnations. I didn't vote, but I'm surprised it hasn't been one'd into oblivion.

old, fake, stupid, viewhacked

Wow. Stupid. 1.

This is gay... Like Canada and all the other euro trash talkers.

Lol, lighthouse anyone?

Add fake as a keyword for +1

OWNED

-1 cuz old'd

lol difert contreez r stewpide

so old

CANADA IS DUMB AMERICA IS DUMB GO BRITAIN!!!!!!1

5'd for America is the stupidest slab of land in the world. gg on the second Bush term ya f*ckin losers

lol

That is old. Made me laugh a bit.

and canada is the one decrimilizing marijuana

pwned

Americans don't have to be smart, we've got the nukes *ssholes!

too old, 2

the carbon-14 dating for that joke is due back next week.

Even though my roommate tells me it's an old internet joke, and the scopes link says it's false, this is the fist time i've seen it, and it made me laugh.

An oldie but a goodie.

Go Canada!

LIGHTHOUSE

first time on the internet? Also fake

lol

Kinda off funny how this is kinda bad made but still all outside countries vote 5 and all Americans 1. Ahaha, 5'd.

As old as this is, watching people piss their pants over whose country is better deserves a higher rating on its own.

USA getting pwned, 5 lol

old

Funny, even though its a hoax. XD

two things I hate: an old as sh¡t joke that someone finds funny being turned into a YTMND, and someone using the f*cking preloader when THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO F*CKING REASON FOR IT!

AMERICA IS NOT A SUPERPOWER http://www.vdare.com/roberts/060424_america.htm

5'D because its funnier than most recent content. Even if it is old and untrue its very funny. Also could have been any two countries.

lol

I was even waiting for some twist at the end to see if I should give this anything but a 1... it's even super-recycled music... why is this #1? *shakes head and sighs*

Americans fail. Even though I'm American.

It may be fake but its funny. Stop being so uptight you silly yanks! :p

f*ckin old and it's pretty goddamn worthless in text

HAHA ANTI AMERICANISM IS SO HARDCORE

No points because joke is OLD

slow it down f*g + old

I laugh at all of the Americans who hate America because crappy protest bands tell them to. Foreigners can keep their opinion though, because they actually probably have a political opinion based on fact.

Its kinda funny,but I'm just waiting for all the euros to go 'OMG AMERICA IS SO STUPID.WE ARE EUROPEAN AND HAVE NO DUMB PEOPLE IN ANY OF OUR COUNTRIES LOL'

Idiots...

-1 for fake, but still funny as hell.

the light house would own that little dinky ship

Fake

THETEXKISTOOf*ckINGFAST

WIN

I get this bullsh*t spam crap in email, now on YTMND too, and you fools make it #1????!!

SO f*ckING OLD.

america sucks, canada sucks, the UK sucks, australia sucks, germany sucks, russia sucks, china sucks, japan sucks, india sucks, france sucks, spain sucks, vietnam sucks, the philippines suck, the congo sucks, brasil sucks, korea sucks, mexico sucks, puert

big hairy *ss wangs

America, f*ck yeah!

Love all the Americans who try to deflect the focus from their rotten, degenerate nation onto other nations, just because those nations are perceptive enough to SEE that America is rotten and degenerate.

god that is so embarrasing

Canada needs to learn to build lighthouses away from America.

OH NOES!

Ha ha

I'm canadian and i found htis hillarious, yu al need to lighten up.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

AMERICA IS NOT A SUPERPOWER http://www.vdare.com/roberts/060424_america.htm

Seen this before.

HAHAHA f*ckING FUNNY!!! (and true)

http://candavsamericapwned.ytmnd.com/ Still funny,though.

OMGWTFBBQSAWCE, funny, deserves a 5

viewhack FTW!

old old old

5'd for all these stupid crying American's comments.

Unoriginal and horrible.

this is stupid. old old old sigh

I lol'd

hoax

Old as hell

Foived cuz yow yenks cor tek a joke! I loffed out loud!

lol

whether real or not, who cares, it was funny.

This is bullsh*t, by the way: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

CANADA WINS!

owned

This joke doesn't qualify to be on ytmnd.

lol, every american 1's this and everyone from any other country 5's it.

1'd because it wasn't an actual conversation. And it wasn't Canadians, either. It was from a TV commercial.

Fake so 1

Americans: Lighten up! Who care's if it's a joke? Or is it too close to the truth? And lighthouse would pwn US Navy.

Wow... Americans are f*cking retarded, as usual. Someone shoot me.

Inopia your a f***ing retard.

5'd to counteract yanks who can't take a joke... wait a minute... who else was it that couldn't take a joke

NICE

It's real. I read it in a bathroom reader.

-3 because this is OLD. But then again, I was looking for this joke a while ago, so I guess I'll give you a 2 instead of a 1. ;)

america...pwned?

fake

HAHA, OWNED. Go Canada.

hahuauha its old but welcome!! I bet many americans will proudly downvote you tough hahuahuaha! Eggysrun -> the music FITS PERFECTLY from where im looking haha! xD GOLD!! 5!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!! :D

Old as all f*ck, but whatever. YOu can watch a video version (starring the USS Montana) here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/33678/u_s_s_montana?filters=5

Canada also beat USA in 2002 LOL

Rated 5 because I love the stupidity and ignorance of my people.

yay for old internet jokes

lol internet

Older than... Hinduism.

It's amazing how gullible people are.

Dont let the Canada haters bug you, they are just a little angry from being shot at while walking to the store.

my mother lives in a canadian lighthouse, my father owns a lighthouse in canada

1 for trying to pass it off as real and because you can't read the friggin' text on the panel with the ship background.

so old

Pfft.If any of you see this as a sign of stupidity,you don't know true power.The fact that we have the ability to force pieces of Earth to move with our might is power in its ultimate form.

LMFAO CANADA PWNS!!!!

Old, and fake. Also canada sucks.

Downvoters unite! Canada ftw!

Your freaking lighthouse should not be in our way.

Not only ancient, but fake. Failure.

hey you stole this from that irish commercial

You know what? All the dickhead Eurotrash and Canadian scum posting here slamming America have caused me to downgrade this to a 1. Eat sh*t and die, you pussies.

LOL! I have read this before. Canada ROCKS. :-) I. Am. Canadian.

"It's not real. It's a made-up joke. You're a moron. Canadians are stupid and gullible. Plus it's older than f*ck. You fail the internet." ogm, r we rlly? i hop u rnt foolign me caz, i'm liek relly gulable LOL!!1 :;P;;P:P

I'm torn. I think this is hilarious, even though I'm American and think Canadia is a useless country. You stole this, and that's not cool. But one thing is for sure, goatse=insta5'd.

Old

Yes, Canada is a stupid country, stupid enough to beat America in it's war games 4 years in a row. Stupid enough not to spark what will probably be world war 3. Stupid enough to be loved by the majority of the world. Also, we are on top and bigger. If thi

Fake but funny.

Fission Mailed. We now return to The Red Green Show.

I literally burst out laughing on the end there, but please add like a second onto the frame with litle text, and for that one huge thing of text make it stay up at least 3-4 second longer. i had to watch the thing 3 times to read it all.

americans are so stupid

Canada sucks my f*cking balls. Go f*ck a tree you stupid f*cks.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Way to rip off a beer commercial.

its good to be a newfoundlander :)

i'm not bothered that its fake, just by the fact that its so old

Good call, lighthouse. Canada to the rescue!

http://www.bofunk.com/video/986/uss_montana.html

I saw that joke coming from a mile off, but pretty funny.

make it slower.

Haha, very awesome.

LIGHTHOUSE LOL

Help me! I've been taken hostage by mooninites! Send me a package of Doritos!

old.

lol good find

GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen so many versions of this that I don't know which one is the original.

LOL

Ummmm....I've never seen it before. I don't get why you guys are saying it's old.

lold...fake...lame

5'd for America being stupid.

SO old. SO fake. SO unfunny.

Haha, stupid yankees.

These comments shred any hope I had for the rest of the world.

Canada is like the kid youre nice to because you want to use his stuff later.

older than god

One more piece of evidence as to why Canada is better than America. As if we needed even more proof.

Lol thats fake, I saw that somewhere else as British and Irish..... America > Canada anyday... GG Eskimoz!

U R B A N M Y T H N E V E R H A P P E N E D google for proof. still funny

lmao were the land of freedom but also the most stupidest f*cks ever

The only people dumb enough to believe that this is real are Canadian.

It doesn't have to be real to be funny...

I thought this was funny, and I'm an American.

Pretty funny

5 for amesomeness and canadian nationality

1: Old... really old. 2: Proven to be a hoax.

Linux, man.

It's a fake but funny.

In the business, we refer to this as "kick ass".

OMFG This best be real!

Canada owned us. :(

Get the f*ck off my Interwebs. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

I read it for two seconds before I realized I'd read it a hundred times

Canada > USA except for your military. please dont invade.

canada ftw

I'm Canadian and proud, but not an elitist prick.

heard it before, but new to ytmnd

Excelent my friend! The sound goes right along with it.

You know what? This counts as stolen. Do you know what that means? It means OFF DA TOP 15 WIF YOU, BRO

I'm American and even I hate America

Old and fake

OMG, is this for real?!

Its ok fellow Americans, this is not real. But what will really happen is in about 15 years Quebec will join the U.S. Then Canada will have nothing else to laugh about, because all of its economy will plunge to the ground, and the U.S. people will just tu

rn their heads, and watch Canada fall apart :( Im sorry to say, but Canada ftl.

FALSE! USS Lincoln has served in the pacific fleet since 1990. Pwnt.

yeah, we would probably attack the light house anyways, lol

Couldn't a US Carrier Fleet obliterate the everliving sh*t out of some old stone lightouse? GTFO.

Donkeykong96, you're an idiot. The seperatist movement has been falling out of favour since the early 90's. Not to mention that right now, Alberta, BC, and Ontario are the big revenue-generators. Not to mentiona that traditionally, Quebec has been one of

It's a joke, not an actual recording.

...one of our poorer provinces

oh no

haha... this got voted NSFW cause it sucked so much

Why is this made ytmnsfw?

The canadian navy would consist of one lighthouse

just old.

NOW you know why I like to give the impression of not bieng American

lol victory

thedeveloper, please consider investing in brain surgery, if your inept healthcare system offers it. Reversing the names on the "transcript" and saying it's true because you say so is all kinds of stupid.