Fanfiction sucks Toobis loaf indeed. XD/10. Er, 5.

lol, old ytmnd

EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM

-2

-2 for laughing and spoiling the epicness

XD

*saLUEtes*

probably the greatest story ever written.

+1

Zombie Goatse?

And then John was a zombie.

+1

HAAHHAHAH!

You sound kinda like a sports announcer XD. Anyway, very funny.

there should only be one dramatic reading on this site, and its already been done.

That was so hilarious in so many ways. I laughed out loud about every 15 seconds, good show.

XD

and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from the headcrabs

That was HILARIOUS!!! I want a sequel!!

Oh... God.. That.. was so f*cking funny.. OH GOD.. *falls over laughing*

So he had to go.

this is hilarious

Hahahah, I think its funny you were laughing on some parts.

You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written.

It is time to end this fives and for all.

best

"You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written." Thanks?

Best dramatic reading since boomaga's Ebaum emails.

its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother give you a five

Haha, GO GO FREEMAN RANGERS. Is it actually real?

Ive got headcrabs from reading this.

+3

LOL

HAHAHAHA!

Funny, but I don't think the reading actually added much to the humor of the story (like in the Doom Fanfic from a few nights ago)

I tried to downvote, but the final boss stepped on me!

Good find.. But I think the reading was a little unnecessary...

HAHAHAHA goddamn.

LLFTW. Oh, and dear lord, XD.

BECOUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

+2

Not a great reading, but hilarious nonetheless!

HAHAH SHOT FINAL BOSS IN EYE! PUNCH IN FACE! ahahahhaha zombie goatse!

"I'll get you back evil boss!"

They should make this into a movie with Vin Diesel

Was this read by Mr. Rogers or just some random gay guy.

"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John walked real fast out.

That my friend was masterful

I will give you a 5 at top of lungs.

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

+1

fasf

tl;dl

-1

*shakes head and mutters*

-1

POUNDS 10... I MEAN 5 BUTTON

brilliant

God I f*cking love these so much.

MAX-MAX-MAX-MAX-MAXIMUM RATING!

Nice

*saLUEtes and does a backflip*

*saLUEtes*

Half-Life: Full Life XDXDXD

What the f*ck is this?

lolol

wet to the roof.

reading was funny, but you need to do a better recording.

No, you will be KILL BY DEMONS!

5'd for "aksed"

"you need to do a better recording" I know, but all I've got is a crappy Madcatz headset-mic. Not to mention that 4:40 of higher-bitrate chatter is too big for a YTMND.

i know fanfics suck rite?

People are referencing Doom: Repercussions of Evil. So I made my own rendition: http://media.putfile.com/Doom-Repercussions-of-EVIL I won't make a YTMND of it though (there're 2 already)

To be continued? Greatest To be continued. Ever.

not epic enough

"Greatest To be continued. Ever." I was channeling Ron Burgundy for it. :)

f*cking histerical... you did a good job reading it too. The extra emphasis you put on certain words had me rolling.

WHEN IS PART 2???

Ah, that was good.

"WHEN IS PART 2???" Some guy is apparently making a flash version of this, I'm overwhelmed.

i really liked the part where i wrote what part i liked

That was just plain hilarious. I hope to see part 2.

Lawl at John Freeman for being a nub.

John Freeman is not a nub. He's so badass that when he's told by his dying brother to run the hell away, he walks. He walks FAST. He's a POWERWALKING BADASS.

+3

the fact that this sh*t is in the top15 proves that there is no god

-3

The pants were dead!

+3

Boomaga you're not.

-1

unfreakinbelievable

To all downvoters: "u shudnt come here"!

+2

lol

Would have been better with cool music.

Ya got balls, kid.

They need to add a sixth star to the rating system for this.

Man, that was hilarious. I personally didnt like the reading much at all, but the fan fic was funny as hell.

UNIVERSE TIER

"To be continued" sounds exactly like "I'm Ron Burgundy?"

I hate those silly "Epic Readings"; theres only one good....

it was funny when boomaga did it, but turning this into a fad is ridiculously boring

-2

Half Life: Full Life Consequences sounds like a teen pregancy pamphlet.

I wasn't trying to imitate boomaga, this turned up on my forum, I recorded a rendition, a guy tried making a YTMND but failed because the audio was too big, so I compressed the audio and made it myself

+3

I wasn't trying to ham it up like Boomaga, and like I said, my mic sucks. But I did have fun reading it. :)

+3

Awesome dude...LUEshi forever!

Awesome

thanks i could help, bro

props to whoever wrote it

If he didn't have any 'wepon', how did he kill the 'oficer headcrab'. SKEET SKEET SKEET.

other than that, i couldn't find any problems with the story.

And this is why FanFiction sucks balls.

'dis fic is lol.

Internet fanfics are pretty lame but so is reading them or thinking they're funny on an "OMG THIS GUY IS LAME" factor.

dramatic reading fad FTL

TheGreenman is a lamer if he didn't laugh at this.

Since when did people become 'too cool' to laugh at horrible spelling and grammar on the internets. That's just strange.

+1

ROFL

"and the plants were singing" XD

Bwehahaha! "He walked really faster"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

Wonderfly stoopid

"I cant give you my lisense officer" "Why not?" "Because you are headcrab zombie"

+3

To tell you the truth, I couldn't listen all the way through. It was hurting me.

needs boomagas magic voice

That was awsome, especially the pronounciation of the mispelled words. Well done.

Yeah, boomaga coulda been perfectly used here, but the reader stepped up to the plate and delivered.

This guy had to have been joking.

funny story, but the reading could have been beefed up a bit

I actually didnt stop laughing all the way through this!!

Wins

You sound just like caboose. XD

I laughed so hard it started to hurt. I'm 100% serious.

Boring

Because you are headcrab zombie!

I lol'd. And lol'd. And lol'd.

+1

nice job

1'd for whoever read this not being past puberty

-2

"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" This is too perfect. Almost sickening how funny this is.

Made my day. Im gunna fav this... ones and for all.

Is this the leaked plot to HL3?

He ddnt have weapon!

why third graders shouldn't play half-life.

Work on the voice acting

are you a native american

4 because if the hilarity of the story, would have been a 5 if the reading was more dramatic

He didn't have a weapon, yet he shot the talking zombie cop? OMG@#LOGI E$ FFAILZ!!!!

teh pants are is dead!!!!!!!!

Needs link to fanfiction + boomaga

Headcrabs FTL

Yay.

You sounded just like Caboose from Red vs. Blue

"LOOK OUT BRO"

donate money!

John Freeman had to go help his brother where he was. Gordon knew where he was because he knew where he wasn't. By subtracting where he was from where he wasn't...

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gorden needed him where he was.

I dont see any humor in this plagiarized crap.

"Ones and for all!" but fives for youuuu

I lol'd

You have a horrible voice and the sound quality only heightens the awfulness. Also, I didn't laugh at all.

-1

It reminds of those crappy stories my friends always want me to read on Quizilla. i stopped going there because it really does show people can't write and have bad grammar.

omg win!!!1!one!

that was painful

I like how he said early in the story he drove away from zombies but he didn't heave a wepaon, but managed to shoot the cop in the face.

The next time I get pulled over by a cop, I'll time him I can't give him my lisence because "YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!!" 5AW

Haha. Brilliant. I marveled how you kept control during the reading too.

God bless you blind51de, you are a god among us.

I am Mad and Angry! Fanfic ROOLZ

lol

reminds me of Jeff K for some reason.

Yeah, I usually call my brother by his first and last name, especially in times of danger. Then he usually walks fast out of there.

You sound like a preacher. And whoever wrote this writes like a 5th grader. ...

I apologize. I should have listened longer. About halfway in I found myself laughing my *ss off.

Ehhh... not quite as dramatic or epic as Boomaga, but it was a funny story. 4'd.

I cannot downvote this.

that person fails at life

Lol, awesome. Oh, and, can I have a link to the forum where this was posted in? Please?

Unbelievably kickass. Someone call the Baldwins.

That sucked more then anything else, ever.

D: Oh noes zombies! www.goas.ts! John Freeman, smile and walk real fast, John Freeman.

5'd for great justice.

your average, deadpan voice is what makes this so epic. also, 'its a good day to do what has to be done by me.'

oh, and kudos on the "to be continued" read like the Anchorman sign-off "I'm Ron Burgundy?" ("Dammit who put that question mark on Ron's teleprompter!")

I was going to quote but it's all hilarious favvd

lmao @ walking really faster to get where he was

youre no boomaga

Well played sir! I liked the recording personally. Only change I woulda made, is with the zombie goasts... you shoulda said gaotse... just because :). "John Freeman ramped off the building and did a back flip and landed and gave you a five"

XD awsome

the whole point is hes faving a dead flast emotionless voice for the sake of IRONEY if you dont understand it... your just a yank so dont worry

the cop had crabs o.0 brilliant stuff, esecialy the zombie ghoests house

I'm afraid I can't downvote because you're a headcrab zombie.

TEH PANTS ARE DEAD! NO f*ckING WAI

Link to the forum this was posted in?

lol, written by a 10 year old I believe

freemen doin flips with the motorcycle XD 5ed

Can I get the link to the topic this is from?

LOOK OUT BRO!

How's this plagerized, krubly?

stupidest thing I've seen all day.

I discover new thing everytime i listen to it again! :D

=( poor zombie ghosts.

Pretty good.

tl;dr

-1

"1'd for whoever read this not being past puberty" I'm 20, and a baritone. lol. And no, I'm not a native-american. I was just going for something monotone.

LOL how did he have a gun to shoot the officer??? lmao

Holy crap, I literally LOL'd.

from lue? OMW 5

blind51de - your name wouldn't happen to be Dave, would it?

holy sh*t...that WAS epic lol

XD at people asking for a link to LUE.

Funny, but the reading is unnecessary.

Superb. "u shudnt come here"

anybody want to play a game of Raven Hold'em?

I lol'd to death

Pulitzer please.

BWAHAAH that was so bad. It sounded like peter griffin wrote it.

BEST. FANFICTION. EVER.

Shoots teh bullets from the gun

A god like reading.

and the pants were dead

Haha, fanfiction. I wrote like that when I was 5.

He had no gun...then he had a gun? LMAO! And the zombie cop talking? XD

Hahahahaa! But you should have pronounced the 'teh's as 'teh', not 'the'.

Rofle.

3rd favorite reading site, under ultamatom and doomfanfic.

the headcrabs have taken me...can I treat them like lice?

'Walked real fast out' LOL

hahahaha zombie goasts. Good find.

*is from Board 8*

that story made me die lmao

you win becauselolololol

-1 for LUE and taking entirely too long. Good effort though

HAAAAAAAA

+4 for retarded story -1 for voice acting

If I wrote a story about monkeys, it would involve a banana and some monkey sh*t.

For great justice.

XD awesome

I thought I would hate this so I didn't bother watching/listening for a long time... I can happily say I was missing out. Hilarious.

lol, awesome

Epic reading, ftw!

The best is when he reads the text "u shudnt come here" and decides to turn around. Good thing his borther was screaming.

This sucks

:D

"And the pants were dead"

+1

The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.

Hahahaha, win, but you missed a lot of "teh"s and things of that sort. Plus the epic reading thing was a one time deal, it would have been fine just as is, without the epic reading business. still win.

its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys

Zombie ghoasts leave this place!!!

Epic. I can't believe I listened to that whole thing. Thank god I don't suffer from headcrabs.

The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.

Story wasn't really funny, and the delivery was horrible. Sound quality sucked and the laughing of the speaker kills the joke. Not worth a one so you get an honest opinion 2.

-1

LMFAO!!! It's like so he walked really faster! Then the final boss died, and Gordon got stepped on.

to be continued...? god yes i hope so!

LOL

This fic gives AYB competition for worst useage of grammar.

ONES AND FOR ALL!