I sold my soul to an alien for a green balloon.

this is stupid, fight the power!!!

I 5 this to spite you.

OMG DIS SUXXORZ MILLION BADLIES! OMG BAAAD! YOU SUXXORZ LIKE THE TOILOT BWL! O RLY U SAY!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!1/11/!?!??!?112eleven!!!(@ YA RLY MODA SUCKA!

Everyone, vote this as NWS!

You may attract flies with honey, but you attract bees with BLOODSHED!

outf*ckINGstanding!

O DOYLE RULES!

I'm a tool

zomg

hahaha f*g

i don't even want to be on this

LOLOLOLOLOL>LLOLOLOLASO FOSO

i used to have herpes until my crabs ate them

This sites sucks and if you put this on the page, you're an idiot.

That's the spirit!

Saying "I'm Sorry" isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose.

...this is just a whole barrel of stupid...

This would never work as an upvote project. You have harnessed the nature of YTMND-downvoters and are using them for good. Clever.

-4 for sponsoring yourself!

My brother is having sex...with a monkey...named "Leomard".

you can't spell eats babies without EA

Don't blame me, I'm not your father.

It smells like the dumpster of an abortion clinic.

You must be the blackest cracka this side o' the Mississippi!

I have come to age and realised that he world does not revolve around me. it revolves around my legendary fat cock.

Soylent Green is People! PEEEEOP--ooh, strawberry-flavored Soylent Red!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeked of elderberries!

YOU NEED JAHOVA IN YOUR LIFE!!

I once had a cop get out of a car, look at me and say, "Are you f*cking retarded?"

Downvote the downvoters!

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my name is assplumber

this is worse that the song "i cant get over you till' you get out from under her"

all of these quotes are retarded and suck... so hardi want to remove my own eyeballs and give them to a blind childrenchasrity forever... for all time, deep down insdide, forever where the special place is

imagine you're a deer, you're prancin' along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips to the clear blue water... BAM!! a bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are layin' on the ground in little bloody pieces, now i ask ya, would ya give a f*ck what kind of pants the sonovabitch who shot you was wearin'?

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

How come there are no porn stars named Tiny?

You call me GAY? you wish i was one right?

Carnivouris is incorrect. He meant to say "smelt" instead of "reeked".

omg f*ggy sh*t m i rite?

This is worse than.. LOOK OUT! GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

You have cancer but your cancer has aids so you wont die unless the ebola gets you

This sucks.

(of course, I was being sarcastic, funny idea)

lindsey lohan needs to lick a pussy

So I said to her "You want it clean? HUH? You want it CLEAN? YOU CLEAN IT! CLEAN IT YOURSELF! CLEAN IT YOURSELF!"...and I haven't spoken to my mother since.

So I met this deaf stripper tonight, and I was talking to her using the notes feature on my sidekick, back and forth and such...the naggine question I just could ask is how can she dance to music she can't hear...true story..she's really hot though...

I'd like some taco- oh wait, wrong YTMND.

I'm not so noble, i piss in the shower...EVERYONE PISSES IN THE SHOWER.

Coffee(n): someone being coughed upon

Whats the difference between hookers and onions? I don't cry when I chop up hookers. =)

It's not rape it's surprise sex.

I can hold my breath for ten minutes. But Chuck Norris can hold his breath for one second more. :(

This YTMND made my gooch itch. That's not a good thing.

this page made me skeet so much i had enough skeet leftover to water my plants

i'm 1ing this because the scary man under my bed told me to

Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries.

A good friend will come bail you out of prison, but a real friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was awsome"

Ach! Meine vaffles ist bürning!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!

Masturbation is like skiing. It's not for everyone.

Your resistance to upvoting only serves to make my penis harder.

2 + 2 = fish! :O

Mi mosca es muy fea.

Do not eat cashews, for they contain the souls of unborn humans

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin wiping cum from his chin "If my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it"

I went to the library once. And then I realized I was at the library.

You win Worst Place.

Tell your pants its not polite to point.

Sex can wait, MASTURBATE

Gay with a capital "Z"

By the time you finish reading this it's too late for you to stop and realize this doesn't say anything at all.

Jesse, nah Jerome! Yay-uss!

Who the hell would want a quote of themselves on a downvoted site? Probably me.

I babyproofed my house yesterday, now there's not a chance in hell a baby could get in there.

I once f*cked a life support machine. It must've loved it because it kept going BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP....

Smoking is like giving death a blowjob

i r clever

I'm not fat... I'm just pregnant with ice cream's baby.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

additional generic cop compliment brian

5'd. You pissed off yet?

+1

Is this Rock Hudson gay or Clay Aiken gay?

Fashizm never tasted so good!

If you are reading this comment, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life. Way to go, *sshole.

It's not cruel if you make a profit from it.

wow what a great idea! 5'd sir! oh wai

why do they say your taking a crap when in fact your leaving one?

The lollercaust? I like it. From now on that is how I will refer to what whole jew thing.

If the Moon was made out of hot dogs would you eat the moon? I know I would.

*what = that

HAHA UPVOTED BITCH!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!

I came. *groan*

Penis.

i laugh at my own jokes

IF there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex?

3'd LOL WHAT U GONNA DO NOW MATE

upvoted!

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come on join the nazi party.

my resistence is most likely futile...also how many tries we get -_-

To Upvote or to Downvote: That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the One Stars and NWS's of outrageous hypocrits... or to Take arms and upvote against a sea of whiners...

Also, Upvoted :P

Don't you hate it when people can't spell frulets, but try to use it in a sentence.

"Its better to be pissed off than pissed on." -Harry S Truman

is this where the sex is?

I bet this is a trap....

Why does the term "Ingenious" exist? The word doesn't even make sense!!!

See you later 'round the dog's bowl

...

I had sex with a ham sandwich once.

HAHAHAHA! i messed it up!

f*ckING COMMIES!

i'm a song from the 60s

Where's your Iron Curtain now f*ggot?!?!?!

This... Is the best to worst project I've ever heard of.

Jesus saves...passes to Moses...MOSES SHOOTS! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! MOSES SCORES TO GIVE THE GOSPELS A TWO TO NOTHING LEAD!! Moses looks good down there but that Bush is on FIRE tonight!

"Santorum, that's Latin for *sshole" -- Fmr Senator Bob Kerrey

hitler for president

You make the baby jesus cry.

Everyone pisses on the floor; be a hero and sh*t on the celing.

****

This is core to the hard. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMME1

Don't forget to bring a towel.

I'm a consumer whore. And how!

one time i touched my sisters cooter with a blowtorch

I don't get it.

I'd 5 this purely for the fact it's decently original unlike the no-talent fad chaser syncan. But, well, 1 anyways.

sorry, I failed you

zomg

this site made my dick fall off

As Lee Emery might say: WERE YOU BORN WORTHLESS, OR DID YOU HAVE TO WORK AT IT f*ckNUTS?! This sucks.

NlGGERS!!!

I don't want peace. If you want war that's your problem.

Thats no moon...

wooo! i'm helping

Seriously, though, the quotes you choose, really, really suck.

YOUR TOAST IS BURNED AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING CAN REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS

NSFW'd

I am going to skin you and use the skin to make a hot air balloon to do fly in rapings of all your family members.

8====D

Lol, phailed

One day I'll invent a machine that will allow people to stab others in the face through the internet. You'll be my first test subject.

oh noes! down by the dock I saw some anal fishers!

LOL, A METEOR! I FINALY GET IT!

Utter f*cking fail.

My apartment smells of leather-bound books and rich mahogany

hello son. welcome to the machine. we manufacture about 300 tons of magma each year, for..unmentional purposes. here at Hydro-Seal Inc., we make our customers work for their prize. what's that prize you say? A GALLON OF SEMEN. yes, folks! just for shopping with us today and tomorrow until, How much folks?! "7 Pee Emm"! That's right! come right down here and give this squealing pig a few licks of your free gallon! Sponsored by Jesus Christ.

1'd for wrath of khan

I'm on a grand quest to stop my penis from reaching uranus.

Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color - Joe Tamimi

hello japan? please connect me to Godzilla

Escalators are designed to work even when they break and stop.

You know, giving a rating higher than a one really isn't going to upset me.

Today is opposite day.

dumb idea

College or WoW? Hmmm........

My dick ran away.....

Make me downvote a good site. I dare you. -CSM

My feedback page has a smaller rating lol

Ever heard about the dyslexic agnostic who wondered if there is a dog?

Not Even Doom Music could make this YTMND good.

DOUBT'D

Bah. Screw the tools and conformist rebels. I'll give you f*cking two stars.

RIIIIIGGGEEE RACER! is essential as the air we breath.

This sucks so hard, I one'd you three times

Hay gusy, this morning at recess a boy kissed me, and I liked it. What should I do?

DO YOU GET OFF ON THIS!?!

I didn't know whether to vote a 1 because you ask, or vote a 5 to spite you. So here's a 3.

This site sucks more than when george bush gave that speech.

I masturbate with bbq sauce.

My Anus, Is Bleeding!

Whoever made this smokes chinese pole.

1'd not because you told me to, but because this is dumb anyways.

when you wish upon a star, makes no diffrence who you are,... unless you made this sh*tty YTMND, then your wish should be flipped.

lol, the rating is going up

Quitter,you mother f*cking quitter.You are the reason that albinos exist, you just couldn't put that extra effort and give them skin pigments. You make me sick.

So this pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender sees this and asks: "Hey, do you know you have a ship wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate responds: "Yarrr...and it's driving me nuts!"

poopsex.

.

gtfo

:o

wait what

My mommy says the short bus is for cool kids.

i once threw a cheesecake at a seagull and it was all like "Im not Al Gore u big stupid negro"

Your site and you are as cared for as a Chinese baby girl. And snowmaking was invented in the 40's.

I gave in to the peer pressure, and I down voted you. I'm sorry...

I wonder how many Spanish estrellas I can get for my one American star? Probably like a million...

Don't f*ck with wikipedia!

Deserves a 5. Gets a 1. S C O R E P A R A D O X

See that house they built over there? I built that house but they dont call me Joe the House builder... See that bridge over there? I built that bridge, but they dont call me joe the bridge builder... but ya f*ck one goat....

A hint of originality? NEDM, BRIAN, OR RONALD McDONALD PLEASE!

G

I will eat your soul so your shoes shall be uncomfortable for all eternity!

downvoted

Theres a visine for that.

lol

*** cant win either way w/ that!

Roses are red, voilets are blue. You suck balls.

Hello. My name is Samir Vanhensonzopfker. PRINCE Samir Vanhensonzopfker. Anyways, I'm in American and looking for some shoes BUT I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY! So right, I need you to help me out because I'm a prince. Send your cash to the Royal Palace. To get my address, call my throne room with your credit card number. 1-800-555-NEDM Also thank you. -Prince Samir Vanhensonzopfker

ok i just took a sh*t and i swear to god it was like f*cking 8 in, i dont even know how it fit, it felt like it was ripping my *sshole

f*ck White People

i was colecting some seamen for my fishtank today....i have seawomen seachildren.....i went to the seamen bank and they said i was too young to purchase any..........why are they selling people anyways.....i met this guy name joe he lives in this alley by my house he said all i have to do to get some is close my eyes and suck it out of a hose......should i

racist joke>>>>whats the diffrence bewtween black people and tires........when you put chains on a tire, they dont sing

racist joke>>>>>>>how do you get rid of mexicans.........throw a penny of a cliff......................how do you find the richest man in mexico......find the one who found the penny

your momma so fat, when she jumps on a rainbow skittles pop out

yo momma so fat, i had to roll over twice to get on top of her

one time i was watching finding nemo and my mayonaise was telling me to kill my parents

i cry when i masterbate

colorado....where the men are men...and the sheep are nervous

if you ddint get the last one it means the men are boning the sheep

Well, hell, since you cared enough to sponsor it, the least I can do is give you the one.

these comments are so icredibly lame my cat just choked to death in a pool in its own vomit. luky it was in the cat box at the time because it sh*t itself when it died.

Wow, i would kill your *ss with a f*ckin steak knife if i didnt know n*gg*s were people

huza!

Oremor nhoj, em llik tsum uoy emag eht niw ot

needs more n*gger sperm

So far we have... Conformists 5'd Anti-Conformists Con formists 1'd Anti-Anti Conformist Conformists 2'd SUPER REBAL LOL

you rule

C WAT I DID THAR?

I sumbit to the one

I pinch.

nice idea, but you made the mistake of expecting YTMNDers to vote the way you tell them to vote. you earned this one star (with my best regards) since i considered doing this, too

voting 1, because this site sucks and none of it is funny.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 4 PRESIDENT!

Pathetic. Stop rousing people to come off like complete immature f*cktards they are when they attempt to sound funny.

You effeminate french onion seller!

Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra

Beam me up scotty, there's no intelligent life down here.

I hop on bandwagons because that's where the ladies are.

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this site sucks

u suck bitch

rectalexam.ytmnd.com

OMG U TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA WWWWWWTFFFFFFFFFFFF oh yeah, sorry for the dents in your car :(

This is so lame that i oned it 5 times!

huh

Hahaha....puppies in a blender

This YTMND is stolen.

sh*tTING DICKNIPPLES

Satire n*gg*!