lol

+8

this site f*cking owns

+7

this is one of the first YTMNDs I ever LOVED and repeatedly looked at over and over cuz it was so funny. and its funny because its TRUE! this ytmnd is a classic!!!

+6

This ytmnd is truly awesome. One of my favourite ytmnds of all time. I still stop by every few weeks just to hear it again.

+4

REPLYING TO 4 YEAR OLD CONTENT VIA INSTANT REPLY.

+1

Still pound for pound one of the best ytmnd's ever.

why are your pop tarts cold? do you keep them in a f*cking freezer?

Why would you sponsor one of my old favs omni you dog

Whats even better is that this came out before that comedian's 3 second poptart jokes...was that Brian Regan?

+1

Awesome. What's the song name?

-2

Heh.

-1

holy sh*t balls!

-1

HAHA this reminds me of that counter-strike kid :D 5/5

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lmfao

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Retard.

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5!

leileilol

Very very funny, 5/5. I'm starting to love self-recorded ytmnds.

5'd

I know! What kind of directions are those?

whats that standups name who did the routine about 3 second poptarts? thats what this reminded me of

+1

I think Brian Regan, I hope 3 years was fast enough to say. Though he doesn't get pissed but makes fun of people that microwave poptarts and that there are actualy instructions for it but i ramble

Very nice, definitely one of the better ones

there was a standup routine with 3 second poptarts???hmmmm

wow, did you know that the first instruction on popcorn is to open the wrapping? You cant see the instructions untill you unwrap it

haha don't be so critical about the instructions..americans are idiots, that and they'll so for anything these days. (ie. the lady who sued mcdonalds because she spille docoffee on herself and there was no warning about the contents being hot)

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i meant to say "SUE" see i can't spell..because i'm an american.

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...

5/5

:D

Beautiful work

This is genious

Holy sh*t I just bought some S'mores Pop-Tarts that have those same instructions on them. When I saw the 3-second thing I was like "WTF". LOL nice job.

+1

MICROWAVE CAPABILITIES DIFFER BY MANUFACTURER. (5)

+3

Nice.

Then you discover the filling is scalding hot.

HOLY CRAP! That was hilarious! 5/5

ya for photo shop

-2

JEW!

you've inspired me.

HEY HARLOCK-BUY SOME POP TARTS it's no joke...it says 3 seconds.

+3

It's CARMINA BURNANA, NOT OH-FURTUNIA. IT'S BY KARL ORFF, NOT WAGNER.

Am I the only one who thought of Brian Regan's "Microwave Pop-Tart" joke?

no, duckedtape

+1

A winner is you.

+1

it puts the lotion on the skin

THIS YTMND IS ONE FOXY GRANDPA

+1

loololollll

OMFG!!!!!! INSTANT CL*ssIC!!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!L!@L#L!@!@

was that you talking?

goddamnit cockjockey i hate you so much

Thats exactly how I felt.

This Roffles my waffle... BUT MY WAFFLE IS STILL COLD!

i think this is my favorite ytmnd of all time

THIS SITE SUCKS THE GAY OUT OF A f*gS *ss

What ever happened to Pop-Tarts being heated in the toaster?

Carmina Burana is the name of the song

lol good stuff 5/5 tried it and 3 seconds is def not enough hahaha

I laughed sooo f*cking hard.. I nearly wanted to heat up a poptart myself

holy sh*t, that was awsome, but what is that song called? thanks

Genius. 5/5

I just tried this the other night. THIS SITE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. IT REALLY IS COLD AFTER 3 SECONDS. Too bad my dorm doesn't allow toasters...

HAHAHA. YOU WIN!!!

Nice, dude. Just nice. 5/5

that made me cry its so funny

SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME HOMO WHO DID THE SPLINTER CELL CALL

LOL, this definetely beats out "Halo Fans Fail At Life".

check out my take on the thing here: http://threesecondliljon.ytmnd.com/

LMAOWL, will you marry me?!?

Just so we are clear here, the lady sued McD's because they had a policy of serving coffee way above the temp. of human consupmtion. They were fined many many times, but McD's just didn't care. Coffee shouldn't give you 3rd degree burns. Americans

lmao awesome 5/5, and ^ was amusing too

THE COFFEE CHARRED THAT POOR BLACK LADY'S VAGINA

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

Totally random...which means...it ownz you!!

lol! were you beating up the microwave?

DAMNIT LECOCK! sry everyone...

Thank you, DavieD008, for this wonderful nugget of internet gold. You have inspired me to create a video chronicalling my own attempt to see whether 3 seconds really is long enough. This will be done within the next 5 hours. Many thanks, your contribution

You realise, of course, that these seemingly spam messages are actually terrorist plans in secret code, right?

I lolo'd

hahah this is funny 5/5

This is absolutely brilliant

Genious.

HHQAHHAHAHHASGahSafsgdhsagdsha 5/5!

roflz

From this moment on, lets revolt against Poptarts and tell them to get their f*cking label right

ytmnd is dead. last comment ever.

yea you're right.

makes me laugh EVERY time. thanks, davieD008!

5/5

5/5

cockjockey and lecock are gay

At least it's an original idea. 5/5

NICE!

garbage

don't poptarts come in twos? 5/5

I forgot how good this was.

What's the name of the song in the background?

hilarious dude. hilarious.

A little long, but still, you get a "lmao". 5

Nice job ripping off a joke from a great stand-up comedian. You get one star you unoriginal dick.

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let me begin to rage on hkk: he tried to ban me, then i became a good member of loltheinternet.com. HE WAS BANNED. EVERYONE HATES HIM. here is a real life picture of the f*g: http://hkkishot.ytmnd.com/ and http://img203.exs.cx/img203/5279/hk5mk.jpg HK

HKK STANDS FOR HARD KORE KID. this kid is a noob at the internet. what a little brat. problem solved.

This could be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

awesome work, also try (http://bushkerrymem.ytmnd.com/)

HAHA FUNNY

SORRY DAVIE, I STILL HATE THIS SITE BUT SINCE YOU RECONSIDERED SOME OF YOUR VOTES ON SOME OF MINE, I'LL GIVE IT A 3 (BUT NO HIGHER!)

-1

omfg my face 10000000/5

+1

Perfect satire 6/5

Pop Tarts bitching synched to Carmen. well done, sir. :P

Carmen, Carmina, same difference ;_;

Intel isn't bad, but AMD's is just misleading. If I'm building a 64-bit AMD system and I look and say "Hey, it's an AMD 64 4000+! That must mean it's 4000MHz which is 4GHz" Oh no! It's only 2.4GHz. At least Intel has the sense to put the processor

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how do you download the music in the background to your computer?

YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS

hybridmoments129, right click somewhere on the page, click view page source. go to the bottom where it says . copy that site into your browser.

http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//44000/44432/sound.mp3

I laugh every time.

Better than my Benny Hill and 50 cent song. You deserve #1.

Laff

XD! Epic ending/10.

GG. :)

I love you.

A definite lollercaust.

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It needs more hybr1d. Lame Choke Yourself. Quit Life. I am bethanym. I am Ron Burgundy? Please. I am Ugoff. Please. He is Ugoff. Please. I am Agoff. Please. I am Xgoff. Please. I am Vgoff. Please. I am Wgoff. .ffogU si eH .esaelP Will this be lord of the

hkk fails at spamming. here is a picture of him. http://www.loltheinternet.com/DavieD008/downloads/pics/random/hkk.jpg

+1

Dude!O.O

i agree.

Rofl So stupid/dumb it makes me laugh every time I see it. 5/5

did you destroy everything in sight?

BRILLIANT! 5

Hilarious. The best part is the lyrics for the song when it reaches its height, which translated from Latin goes quite appropriatly to the audio of beating (something up): "Fate is against me in health and virtue, driven on and weighted down, always e

lawlz

this is exceedingly funny

hehe

you win dave

Best. Ytmnd. Ever.

Very entertaining, might I add you have a sexy voice. lawl.

Your mom has a sexy voice.

Nu uh.

LOLOCAUST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*lol* Playing 'O Fortuna' in the background made this what it is.

Carl Orff - Carmina Burana 1. O Fortuna 2. Fortune plango vulnera I. Primo vere (In Springtime) 3. Veris leta facies (No strings and only a small chorus) 4. Omnia sol temperat 5. Ecce gratum

lol thats hilarious

If you open up a few of these at the same time it sounds like a bunch of people getting pissed at a pop tart. lol.

hahahaha

ecks f*cking dee wow this is hilarious

Cunning-Chap is jealous that this site is beating his. lol.

^Indeed, lol. What a loser. :D

Sounds just like the guy of Mega64.

good stuff.

Waffles = roffled

XD OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN XD

Oh my...This is a work of art!!! 5/5 Keep up the cool originality man!!

The reason it says that is so the filling inside the pop tart dont get to hot because if they do then they'll get sued because some idiot got burned. 5/5

XD

hey man!

oh hi!

NOt funny 1/5

This site wins. Multiple times. Haters of this site are gayer than the indian from The Village People. Best original YTMND ever.

+1

sequel: http://threesecondsmores2.ytmnd.com/

+1

Funny stuff.

ROFLCOPTER

This is great! #2 also owns!

Is that from a movie? Excellent either way

5/5 10/10 15/15 etc wicked sick + i am so dum cos im an americabn lol wicked joke

u see i spelt american wrong cos i am an american lol(i am actually from Italy) and american are dum!!!!

CLASSIC. The song's name is Caramina Burana

Haha... Definately one of my top favorites.

not funny and i dont see what people find funny about it. that is all.

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lololol, f*cking gay.

this sucks. its not funny.

+1

Classic. I love it. 5/5

This has been a favorite of friends and I for a while. 5.

Easy to copy from a stand-up routine.

lol funny sh*t

HAHAHHAHAHAHH THAT WAS AMAZING LOLL

lollerskates....hilarious

FUNNIEST THING EVER XD

this isnt funny at all. AT ALL.

+1

sweet

this is by far the funniest ytmnd ever

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LMFAO

whoa, that was supposed to be 5 stars...

ahhhh

This is the best one yet.

lol

still awesome

is that a typo, or does it really need 3 seconds?

this should be a fad.

Its true, 3 seconds does nothing

5 for the music plus the, "WHAT IS THIS?!"

a work of art

Pure genius.

Infamous. http://mortaldance.ytmnd.com

Coulda cleaned up the scanned pic a little bit... but that sound is awesome.

someone call the support number and ask why your pop tart was cold after 3 seconds... then record and post it!

gay f*get queer cant understand what hes saying

This is classic. CLASSIC!

WHAT IS THIS sh*t??? IT'S STILL COLD!!! and the song is by Karl Orff - Carmina Burana

OH..MY..GOD...this is hilarious, HAHAHAHAA! What is this!? WHAT IS THIS!? ITS A FIVE!!

HEY EINSTEIN! It’s called a toaster! GET ONE! No one puts f*cking poptarts in the microwave lol. Eah, it’s a nice original effort and it’s a little amusing. I’ll give it a 3.

LMFAO!!

One of the funniest things I have ever seen and heard in my life....gee gee

Hahahahahaha, masterpiece.

Winner. 5/5

XD!!! I never listened to the whole sound until now, and now i know why that is a fiver. awesome.

I lol'd.

When there is no more room in hell, Poptarts will take 3 seconds in the microwave.

LOL. 10/5

Let's take this sh*t down to capitol hill

LOL

Favourite YTMND ever.

The way you did the music is pure genius. Best ytmnd ever created.

lol

get a toaster

hahahahahaha rofl

lol, I found that very very funny.

IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY!?!??

he didnt even make the music, its carl orff - o fortuna, a song made hundreds of years before any of us were born

sucks sucks sucks

inkdrinker where are you when we need you

its not funny, its not funny, and its still not funny

good job copying off of pwned.nl "WHAT THE f*ck" stupid noob

http://poptartsuck.ytmnd.com/

Hey chauncey, nice job crying about a ytmnd that everyone likes but you. Nobody cares whether you think it's funny or not.

I thought it was funny because of the great use of the song... it started out slow and classical, and I liked how he was serious about "this is still cold...AFTER 3 SECONDS!" then he started getting more pissed and the music got louder and more active,

perfect.

LOLLERSKATEZ

I love you.

the pop tart may be cold, but this is hot hot hot

The voice makes me angry. How the hell did this get on the top

its because its getting viewhacked since davie probably wants 15 more minutes of interweb fame, thats why

changed it to http://poptartsucks.ytmnd.com/

woah this went up again? btw viewhacks don't exist.

5. wow i can only imagine dave beating the sh*t out of a pop tart. I think it might even be better if the Jenova theme were used, but Carmina Burana is awesome.

ROFL

OMFG THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST YTMND EVER

BEST YTMND EVER

hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha ha

its not funny cuz the guy is obviously homosexual and hes really talking about sucking cocks

My God. This is the best YTMND I have ever seen/heard.

Rofl, O Fortuna makes this one of my favorite ytmnds ever

Anyone else hear chuckling in the background of the sound?

Buy a less sh*tty microwave.

Best ytmnd laugh all day!

This one is a classic :D - http://harryfansowned.ytmnd.com

Best YTMND ever.