lol

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this site f*cking owns

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this is one of the first YTMNDs I ever LOVED and repeatedly looked at over and over cuz it was so funny. and its funny because its TRUE! this ytmnd is a classic!!!

+5

This ytmnd is truly awesome. One of my favourite ytmnds of all time. I still stop by every few weeks just to hear it again.

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REPLYING TO 4 YEAR OLD CONTENT VIA INSTANT REPLY.

Still pound for pound one of the best ytmnd's ever.

Awesome. What's the song name?

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Heh.

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holy sh*t balls!

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HAHA this reminds me of that counter-strike kid :D 5/5

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lmfao

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Retard.

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5!

leileilol

Very very funny, 5/5. I'm starting to love self-recorded ytmnds.

5'd

I know! What kind of directions are those?

whats that standups name who did the routine about 3 second poptarts? thats what this reminded me of

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I think Brian Regan, I hope 3 years was fast enough to say. Though he doesn't get pissed but makes fun of people that microwave poptarts and that there are actualy instructions for it but i ramble

Very nice, definitely one of the better ones

there was a standup routine with 3 second poptarts???hmmmm

wow, did you know that the first instruction on popcorn is to open the wrapping? You cant see the instructions untill you unwrap it

haha don't be so critical about the instructions..americans are idiots, that and they'll so for anything these days. (ie. the lady who sued mcdonalds because she spille docoffee on herself and there was no warning about the contents being hot)

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i meant to say "SUE" see i can't spell..because i'm an american.

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5/5

:D

Beautiful work

This is genious

Holy sh*t I just bought some S'mores Pop-Tarts that have those same instructions on them. When I saw the 3-second thing I was like "WTF". LOL nice job.

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MICROWAVE CAPABILITIES DIFFER BY MANUFACTURER. (5)

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Nice.

Then you discover the filling is scalding hot.

HOLY CRAP! That was hilarious! 5/5

ya for photo shop

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you've inspired me.

HEY HARLOCK-BUY SOME POP TARTS it's no joke...it says 3 seconds.

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It's CARMINA BURNANA, NOT OH-FURTUNIA. IT'S BY KARL ORFF, NOT WAGNER.

Am I the only one who thought of Brian Regan's "Microwave Pop-Tart" joke?

A winner is you.

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it puts the lotion on the skin

THIS YTMND IS ONE FOXY GRANDPA

OMFG!!!!!! INSTANT CL*ssIC!!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!L!@L#L!@!@

was that you talking?

goddamnit cockjockey i hate you so much

Thats exactly how I felt.

This Roffles my waffle... BUT MY WAFFLE IS STILL COLD!

i think this is my favorite ytmnd of all time

THIS SITE SUCKS THE GAY OUT OF A f*gS *ss

What ever happened to Pop-Tarts being heated in the toaster?

Carmina Burana is the name of the song

lol good stuff 5/5 tried it and 3 seconds is def not enough hahaha

I laughed sooo f*cking hard.. I nearly wanted to heat up a poptart myself

holy sh*t, that was awsome, but what is that song called? thanks

Genius. 5/5

I just tried this the other night. THIS SITE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. IT REALLY IS COLD AFTER 3 SECONDS. Too bad my dorm doesn't allow toasters...

HAHAHA. YOU WIN!!!

Nice, dude. Just nice. 5/5

that made me cry its so funny

SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME HOMO WHO DID THE SPLINTER CELL CALL

LOL, this definetely beats out "Halo Fans Fail At Life".

check out my take on the thing here: http://threesecondliljon.ytmnd.com/

LMAOWL, will you marry me?!?

Just so we are clear here, the lady sued McD's because they had a policy of serving coffee way above the temp. of human consupmtion. They were fined many many times, but McD's just didn't care. Coffee shouldn't give you 3rd degree burns. Americans

lmao awesome 5/5, and ^ was amusing too

THE COFFEE CHARRED THAT POOR BLACK LADY'S VAGINA

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

Totally random...which means...it ownz you!!

lol! were you beating up the microwave?

DAMNIT LECOCK! sry everyone...

Thank you, DavieD008, for this wonderful nugget of internet gold. You have inspired me to create a video chronicalling my own attempt to see whether 3 seconds really is long enough. This will be done within the next 5 hours. Many thanks, your contribution

You realise, of course, that these seemingly spam messages are actually terrorist plans in secret code, right?

I lolo'd

hahah this is funny 5/5

This is absolutely brilliant

Genious.

HHQAHHAHAHHASGahSafsgdhsagdsha 5/5!

roflz

From this moment on, lets revolt against Poptarts and tell them to get their f*cking label right

ytmnd is dead. last comment ever.

yea you're right.

makes me laugh EVERY time. thanks, davieD008!

5/5

5/5

cockjockey and lecock are gay

At least it's an original idea. 5/5

NICE!

garbage

don't poptarts come in twos? 5/5

I forgot how good this was.

What's the name of the song in the background?

hilarious dude. hilarious.

A little long, but still, you get a "lmao". 5

Nice job ripping off a joke from a great stand-up comedian. You get one star you unoriginal dick.

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let me begin to rage on hkk: he tried to ban me, then i became a good member of loltheinternet.com. HE WAS BANNED. EVERYONE HATES HIM. here is a real life picture of the f*g: http://hkkishot.ytmnd.com/ and http://img203.exs.cx/img203/5279/hk5mk.jpg HK

HKK STANDS FOR HARD KORE KID. this kid is a noob at the internet. what a little brat. problem solved.

This could be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

awesome work, also try (http://bushkerrymem.ytmnd.com/)

HAHA FUNNY

SORRY DAVIE, I STILL HATE THIS SITE BUT SINCE YOU RECONSIDERED SOME OF YOUR VOTES ON SOME OF MINE, I'LL GIVE IT A 3 (BUT NO HIGHER!)

omfg my face 10000000/5

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Perfect satire 6/5

Pop Tarts bitching synched to Carmen. well done, sir. :P

Carmen, Carmina, same difference ;_;

Intel isn't bad, but AMD's is just misleading. If I'm building a 64-bit AMD system and I look and say "Hey, it's an AMD 64 4000+! That must mean it's 4000MHz which is 4GHz" Oh no! It's only 2.4GHz. At least Intel has the sense to put the processor

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how do you download the music in the background to your computer?

YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS

hybridmoments129, right click somewhere on the page, click view page source. go to the bottom where it says . copy that site into your browser.

http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//44000/44432/sound.mp3

I laugh every time.

Better than my Benny Hill and 50 cent song. You deserve #1.

Laff

XD! Epic ending/10.

GG. :)

I love you.

A definite lollercaust.

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