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Site Title: Sonic Gives Playstation 3 Advice (Featuring Giant Enemy Crab)
Site Domain: sonicps3advice.ytmnd.com
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hypersaxon
Created on: 2006-05-21 00:43:34
Image Origin: Sonic The Hedgehog 1, edited by me
Sound Origin: Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, Playstation 3 Conference 2006
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Description: Sonic gives Playstation 3 advice! (featuring Giant Enemy Crab)
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2006-05-21 01:19:12
 
I dont know what to say, but I like it
+1
2006-05-21 01:33:20
 
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
+1
 
2007-07-26 01:46:49
 
*ahem*
2006-05-21 01:33:44
 
lol da best!!!!
+1
2006-05-21 01:34:11
 
The end is a bit too random, clean it up for 5
2006-05-21 01:34:48
 
oh god the way he says massive damage is hilarious
+1
2006-05-21 01:36:15
 
lol'd
+1
2006-05-21 01:36:52
 
FIVE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE DOLLARS
+1
2006-05-21 01:42:32
 
lol! You've attacked ytmnd's weakpoint for massive damage! I really hope this fad catches on.
+1
2006-05-21 01:43:00
 
RIIIIDGE RACERRRRR
+1
2006-05-21 01:45:07
 
Then, you get out of there!
+1
2006-05-21 01:46:04
 
sony, lol
+1
2006-05-21 01:51:05
 
ROFLMAO.
+1
2006-05-21 01:52:52
 
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
2006-05-21 01:54:16
 
599 U.S. DOLLARS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! RIIIDGE RACER!
+1
2006-05-21 01:59:55
 
That was the most retarded thing ever.
+1
2006-05-21 02:00:34
 
My name compliments this YTMND ;)
+1
2006-05-21 02:01:54
 
So here's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB
+1
2006-05-21 02:03:54
 
I swear the Massive Damage wont be dropped for years lol
+2
2006-05-21 02:09:59
 
hahaha f*ckin great.
+1
2006-05-21 02:10:37
 
was going to 1 this for being a stupidly old fad but it turned out to be kinda funny
+1
2006-05-21 02:10:49
 
UNIVERSE TIER
+1
2006-05-21 02:11:11
 
i fell out of my chair
+1
2006-05-21 02:16:31
 
ROFL
+1
2006-05-21 02:19:39
 
oh snap...
+1
2006-05-21 02:19:42
 
Went on way too long with no new jokes. The first part was brilliant, though.
2006-05-21 02:20:00
 
ridge racer
+1
2006-05-21 02:20:54
 
+1
2006-05-21 02:22:37
 
There is NOTHING cooler than giant enemy crab!
+3
2006-05-21 02:44:38
 
Ridge Raiser! Riiiidge Raiser!
+1
2006-05-21 02:47:27
 
ahahahaha
+1
2006-05-21 02:59:04
 
ZOMG ENEMY CRAB RIDGE RAISER!
+1
2006-05-21 18:31:34
 
Good one.
2006-05-21 20:39:59
 
Would have been a five except you put in way too many "and then you say"s at the end. Don't just blindly quote like that.
2006-05-21 20:53:55
 
Yeah, but I don't think it would have been as funny without Kaz Hirai going "RIIIDGE RACERRR!!!" at the end.
2006-05-21 23:02:11
 
Simply the best, I've never laughed so hard at sony or a ytmnd! M-m-m-multikill!
+1
2006-05-22 15:10:37
 
massive damage
+1
2006-05-23 10:35:44
 
Great.
+1
2006-05-23 11:35:41
 
Oh yeah. Giant enemy crab.
+1
2006-05-24 21:46:04
 
k-awesome. Get rid of the part at tne end where you once again say the whole crab and damage thing. I can live with the rest.
+1
2006-05-25 16:32:00
 
This got kinda bad towards the end, but 5'd for the rest :-D
+1
2006-05-26 03:09:51
 
I love you.
+1
2006-05-28 17:43:08
 
GODLY.
+1
2006-05-28 20:29:52
 
For great justice? No, more like for massive damage.
+1
2006-06-03 14:39:21
 
hahahaha
+1
2006-06-03 18:57:45
 
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
+1
2006-06-05 12:15:07
 
http://crabgetspwned.ytmnd.com
2006-06-06 14:07:57
 
If you guys like this, check out my official music video that I made for the whole press conference: http://www.hypersaxon.com/ps3vid.wmv
2006-06-08 17:03:49
 
LOL, Why does Sony torture it's Reps by making them say such gay things?
+1
2006-06-08 17:57:27
 
I approve of this message.
+1
2006-06-09 09:41:19
 
People in my office are asking me wtf is making me laugh so loud. I just sent this link to the whole office. :)
+1
2006-06-16 09:37:30
 
Sonic = instant '5
+1
2006-06-20 02:48:18
 
needs more ridge racer
2006-06-20 03:00:55
 
Attack. Its. Weak. Point. For. Massive. Damage. My illiterate 6-year-old cousin has better skill in speech. Also need to make the ending better.
+1
2006-06-21 21:53:43
 
lol nice
+1
2006-06-22 01:27:11
 
lol I like it. widge wacer. wiiidge waaacer!
+1
2006-06-26 13:41:08
 
lol
+1
2006-06-26 13:51:18
 
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
2006-06-26 14:12:01
 
the best thing ever
+1
2006-06-28 11:19:41
 
lmao $599! $599! $599!
+1
2006-06-28 20:57:49
 
$599 For Massive Damage or £500+ For the Fail
+1
2006-06-28 21:37:59
 
ANTI PS3 = AUTOMATIC 5!!1!!!!! gaint enema carbs masive damag FTW!!!
2006-06-29 15:19:34
 
I was about to soffocate! XD
+1
2006-07-02 11:02:03
 
"Nobody has the right to attack it's weakpoint for massive damage unless you want them to."
+1
2006-07-03 21:59:46
 
Oh My Lol.
+1
2006-07-03 22:07:39
 
THEN, ya say WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNG!!!
2006-07-04 22:59:22
 
Theny ou say '599 US dollars'...
+1
2006-07-07 07:31:33
 
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
2006-07-07 10:58:17
 
You know if you move your head left and right it looks like the tree leaves and the claws are moving. 3-D effect FTW.
+1
2006-07-07 14:32:05
 
The ending was priceless, and so was the 599 US Dollars thing. Fav'ed!
+1
2006-07-07 17:15:55
 
Through the whole YTMND waiting for "Riiiidge racer!", diddnt say it, not yet, not yet.... not yet... heh, $599... ah! THERES THE PAYOFF! xD
+1
2006-07-12 14:15:28
 
there's nothing more cool than a giant enemy crab
+1
2006-07-12 14:15:31
 
Easy 5, but -1 for no "And then ya get outta there!"
+1
2006-07-13 15:47:34
 
lol
+1
2006-07-15 23:49:28
 
5'd hard
+1
2006-07-16 18:07:18
 
laughed my *ss off at the end
+1
2006-07-19 16:27:54
 
So there were giant enemy crabs in acient japan?
+1
2006-07-21 01:10:26
 
i hate ps3! hate it hate it hate it ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
+1
2006-07-21 18:33:45
 
This was a 3 star YTMND until the end. XD
+1
2006-07-22 10:38:47
 
GIANT EMENY CRAP
+1
2006-07-24 02:38:01
 
The sexual euphemism, is flawless.
+1
2006-07-24 06:09:26
 
I logged in just to 5 this.
+1
2006-07-24 19:03:24
 
Wow, this is like the highest rated site I've got. Ironic, since I think it's one of the least impressive of the ones I've done. But oh well, can't argue :P
2006-07-31 05:24:30
 
Sonic never says "then, ya get outta there!" DENIED.
-1
2006-07-31 17:59:36
 
it's ridge racer. riiiiiidge racer!
+1
2006-08-01 01:00:37
 
Okay, seriously, WHO THE f*ck CARES IF SONIC DOESN'T SAY "And then, yea get outta there!" God, you f*cking f*ggots have to come up with dumb queer reasons to downvote sh*t.
2006-08-10 18:25:53
 
FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS are going to be the PS3's WEAK POINT and Sony's financial department will take MASSIVE DAMAGE, even RIIIIDGE RAAAAACER! won't be able to save it.
+2
 
2009-03-16 00:45:42
 
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
2006-08-10 19:54:41
 
What the f3ck?!? xD
+1
2006-08-12 16:48:01
 
GENGI 2 is an asshin game basd on japenese histery
2006-08-12 16:49:21
 
so hears thes giant enemy craaa...and you...attack...its weakpoint...for massif dammige
2006-08-12 16:50:26
 
ALSO CAUKS F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK
-1
2006-08-12 16:51:28
 
asgflkg;klfds SPELLINGERRORSLOL kljfahalkdsojkkjfjfafaffdasfdsafdasdsfa
-1
2006-08-13 00:35:29
 
MASSIVE DAMAGE!
+1
2006-08-21 09:31:53
 
HYPER SAXON!!! Holy crap I didn't know you made this. Nice job and yes this is the britzman from sega.
+1
2006-08-21 20:32:51
 
YES!!! ps3 sucks
2006-08-21 20:39:15
 
5 for Jaleel White
2006-08-21 20:53:47
 
Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
+1
2006-08-24 22:24:41
 
YES
+1
2006-08-26 10:08:50
 
I'm not getting a PS3, but this fad is just annoying. Put a few phrases into what Sonic says, and it's funny? Not to me.
2006-08-27 20:52:32
 
lol, sony fails
2006-08-31 00:38:38
 
needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "S
+1
2006-08-31 13:07:32
 
No...
2006-09-01 12:42:38
 
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR RIDGE RACER!
+1
2006-09-09 00:28:43
 
the length killed the joke.
2006-09-09 01:30:06
 
The hell!?
+1
2006-09-09 03:03:55
 
LOL!!! I love the sound edit
+1
2006-09-09 04:14:53
 
5d your weak point for massive damage also US$599 also Ridge Racer
+1
2006-09-09 05:08:11
 
YUO FORGOT POLEND!
+1
2006-09-09 08:38:43
 
+1
2006-09-09 10:35:48
 
i c wat u did thar.
+1
2006-09-09 10:37:09
 
F*cking amazing for massive damage.
+1
2006-09-09 10:41:27
 
Giant Enemy Crab is the best new fad. Great work with the sonic advice.
+1
2006-09-09 12:29:13
 
lol
+1
2006-09-09 12:35:05
 
ancient battles which actually took place in japanese history. so here's this giant enemy crab...
+1
2006-09-09 12:52:56
 
Sumguy21 approves of this message.
+1
2006-09-09 13:09:22
 
The giant enemy crab's weakpoint is Ridge Racer. RIIIDGE RACERRRRR!
+1
2006-09-09 13:22:56
 
599 dollars 599 dollars 599 dollars
+1
2006-09-09 13:24:30
 
You missed Sonic's last line and the lenght is to much. Ghey.
2006-09-09 15:49:14
 
Playstation 3. Attack its weak point for 599 US dollars.
2006-09-09 15:57:31
 
So there's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB.
2006-09-09 16:01:13
 
lol
2006-09-09 16:05:35
 
RIIIIDGE RACER !!!!
2006-09-09 16:06:48
 
That made little sense. There is just to much of everything. Besides Sonic's consoles got f*cked so no advice from that guy.
2006-09-09 16:37:18
 
-1 for missing "then you get outa there"
2006-09-09 16:47:40
 
massive damage
2006-09-09 20:30:04
 
best one yet! then you say:... then you say:... then you say:... hahahahaha
2006-09-09 20:35:45
 
is that it?
2006-09-09 20:39:18
 
is anybody else getting tired of this fad..
2006-09-09 20:58:29
 
forgot poland.
2006-09-09 21:09:28
 
THEN YOU GTFO!
2006-09-09 21:49:21
 
proof that the Sonic Sez fad can never die
2006-09-09 22:52:28
 
There should be a giant crab boss in a future Sonic game, be it Rivals, Next-Gen or Wild Fire/Secret of the Rings.
2006-09-10 07:24:59
 
I lol'd
2006-09-10 18:26:16
 
It's ridge racer.......RIDGE RACERRR!!!!!!!!
2006-09-13 13:24:43
 
omg, haha
2006-09-15 21:52:19
 
GIANT ENEMY CRABS FTW
2006-09-18 05:49:16
 
2006-09-18 11:07:56
 
lol @ sony
2006-09-25 15:25:11
 
U MHUST A11ACK 1TS WEEK P01NT FUR M4SS1V3 D4M4G3 XD
2006-10-01 01:44:29
 
So you fight this giant ene-- aw, f*ck it.
2006-10-06 13:22:07
 
Might be the best Sonic-related YTMND ever.
2006-11-15 17:12:02
 
hahaha
2006-11-19 19:50:01
 
Down w/ the ps3.
2006-11-22 06:17:14
 
you win.
2006-12-17 12:52:47
 
WHAT IS THIS SH*T AND WHERE IS THE WEAK POINT?
2006-12-20 01:31:46
 
That's no good. This YTMND however is "Giant Enemy Crab"! You win! 5'd and Fav'd!
2006-12-26 11:32:20
 
5'd for the ending
2007-01-14 17:02:06
 
Wow, this YTMND site is horrible. Why did you even put this on YTMND? 1'd, because seriously how can you people worship this failure/sh*t. You're a PS3 hater and thus I hate you f*g.
2007-01-24 22:15:00
 
^^^ I feel sorry for you for actually still thinking Sony is a good company.
2007-02-07 22:48:14
 
"hit its weak point, for massive damage" - some wierd guy with no tone of voice when he shoudl be taking massive damage. Lol, grade A stuff.
2007-02-25 15:37:53
 
Wow dude. I pity you for still thinking that you're cool. You're a huge f*g and you deserve to be shot. What makes the Playstation 3 any different from the Playstation 2? Besides the fact that the Playstation 3 is significantly more expensive doesn't make it any different. It has better games, better graphics and the best processor of all the new systems available. It beats the sh*t out of the Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii. Easily. Seriously people, get off Nintendo's and Microsoft's dicks.
-1
 
2007-03-27 20:43:25
 
 
2007-04-01 00:59:18
 
Okay whatever you say JR5600, if you wanna pay $599 US Dollars on PS3 fine, go ahead while we all laugh at you and the rest of the idiots who buy it and then realize how aweful it is.
-1
2007-03-27 20:42:46
 
I now understand this
2007-04-10 10:37:53
 
http://soniccrabremix.ytmnd.com/ this is the remix that I did of this site, if anyone's interested lol
2007-05-06 13:37:38
 
lololol
2007-07-08 13:14:15
 
this took actually took place
2007-11-01 16:36:47
 
5ed
2007-12-19 02:03:53
 
epic winner
2008-08-19 07:58:12
 
How did this site get so many views? How did it get so much attention? no one knows?!
2009-01-09 11:34:11
 
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