Making fun of Emo f*ggots will never get old.

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heh

+1

Emo F*ggots will never get old, either.

+1

ballz http://lollercausts.ytmnd.com/

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-1 for misspelling brought in the end D : ((The rest was brilliant, by the way))

lol @ this

well done

Im going to go cut my self now.

+1

prentation braught?

this was spot on

5'd for Dream Theater

-1 for dream theater

-3

SO CUT MY WRIST AND BLACK MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!

5555555555555555555555555555555

It's Official! You Win The Intarweb!

a 3 for the whole rport, but the fact that you put in dream theater earns you a 10.....well just a 5 but imagine 2 5s together!

lmfao good job

Loved the "Scream like a retard so noone knows what your saying", because seriously... wtf is that supposed to be?

+2

5 stars for Stream of Consciousness

I give you an A for this report.

dream theatre FTW!

Hell yah for DreamTheater

ok, the lol, speedpicking is just f*cking awesome

lolz cut yourself so you have something to write about

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Hehe.

lol, speedpicking

+1

1'd becasue Dream Theater is not emo, you f*cking f*ggot.

-2

It's presented in such an ugly, yet attractive manner.

Dream Theatre = Insta-5 + Win.

lol speedpicking -3 for the way-too-easy jabs +1 for the arrows with the hair +1 for also making fun of Dream Theater

1 for not knowing what emo is. Go listen to some Fugazi and Drive Like Jehu.

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emo music is gay.

+3

lol speedpicking

+2

dream theater = automatic 5

hey don't make fun of dream theater they're good... not emo at all

people dont f*cking get it, he is not making fun of dream theater, he is just saying go listen to some real music

+1

dream theater for the lose :(

-1

+5 for Dream Theater, and for being funny!

If I needed to see another YTMND about emos all I would have to do is turn on my monitor. I wouldn't even have to have my computer on, they would just f*cking flood out of my screen and suffocate me

WIN

I think you are confusing Emo with Screamo and Pop. They don't scream in Emo nor is Simple Plan Emo.

i think you're a f*ggot

oh ok 5 star then

Dream Theatr, Emo Bashing. What's not to love?

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Right at the moment, when I gave it away. That is what he says during the screaming portion of the song. Where you seem to feel the need to declare that you can't understand what he is saying. However, that song is by Underoath, and they are like 14 different kinds of amazing, and I really don't conisider them emo at all. I don't really consider them much of anything, outside of a great band. You suck asses, cockbag. But you insulted Fall Out Boy. So we can be friends. Check out Dragonforce.

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For a moment, I forgot that periods existed.

+3

try "i had the whole world in my hands, and i gave it away" you are dumb

My older brother wrote that... Sorry. forgiven'd, LOL!

Hey I'm emo, LOL at you nerd

j/k

5 for mocking FOB. emo f*gs went to my school

DREAM THEATER= NOT EMO. Thanks.

tyvm :)

Whats the song called when you start with the hair?

SDER hjnzatjnzs

Nice sync.

props for dream theater and emo bashing

LOL, SPEEDPICKING!

+1

Thank Poho

I hate emo more than anything else in this earth. 5

+1

Me Gusta.

+10 for emo hate, -1 because I own an SG. ANGUS YOUNG BITCHES!

1 Because you fail at dissing emo's A) EMO BANDS TUNE IN DROP D GET A BRAIN MORON B) EMO BANDS USE EPIPHONE SG's NOT GIBSON C) YOU HAVE DAFT PUNK IN THIS YTMND D) YOU HAVE DREAMTHEATER IN THIS YTMND so get your facts straight before you diss emos.

-6

Get cancer.

+5

penkslol, why dont you cram it up ur ass. they tune to dflat as much as d, and epiphone AND gibson SGs are quite common in emo. also, the daft punk and dream theater add to the bashing by being audibly more ass-kicking than emo music. that was the point. dont one vote and then make ridiculous claims, assf*ck.

+3

by the way, you fail also..at grammar. it's emos, not emo's. emo's indicates possession of something, or a conjunction. i.e. emo IS(emo'S) retarded. just like you.

+2

Poho just face f*cked you.

+3

You know something, Poho? You're a fuc.king *sshole.

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gotta love the dream theater

you are a genius...especially with dream theater...nice

underoath isn't emo, and dream theater owns

+99999 and fav this is awsome!

1, no one disses underoath

Yay for dream theater

5 because i'm going to become a STAR!

ah thanks, i needed that tutorial.... my songs never come out right...:(

actually, i DID do the sound myself, jerkass

DREAM THEATER WINS

Some people are so f*cking stupid. He's telling the emo kids to listen to Dream Theater because they totally own. He never said that DT was emo.

You win.

What about making out with random members of the same sex for the hell of it?

5'd for Dream Theater "Speedpicking lol!"

5'd cuz emo

5'd for emo makes no sense it was "5'd for kicking emos *ss becuz emo

^emo=queerness x 10 - robots

When someone makes fun of emo, they're alright by me!

Dream Theater saves!

5 Stars cause you mentioned Dream Theatre!

Dream Theater!!!!!!

Dream Theater FTFW!

Fails for being horrible at layering gifs, fails for not having any real emo music in it, fails for being a retarded 12 year old with an internet connection. You aren't funny and I doubt you ever will be.

PS- Dream Theater sucks cock.

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Ironically, you probably went home later, made out with your emo Boy friend, and then proceeded to suck his dick.

Dream Theater = insta 5

5'd for Dream Theater

lmao E-M-*moans loudly*

5 for the fact that emo sucks. Repost=Gay=-1 Drop D as exclusively emo=-1. Drop D has been used since John Lee Hooker in the 1930s as a blues chord which I use all the time, and I am NOT emo.

Alright alright, plus 1 for dream theater.

for some reason I laughed at "wipe that stupid grin off your face!"

Tells it like it is

i'm threeing you until you learn how to make a nice gif

5 for "scream like a retard"

Do Not Compare Dream Theater with anything Emo! It's progressional metal, not emo bullcrap.

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dream theater is gay

hilarious, but most scream-core is about eating babies and/or zombies...*most*

coulda been better but doesnt mean it doesnt deserve a 5

1 for being unoriginal, thinking that the general public has or even knows what a Gibson SG is, confusing bad emo with bad local band screamo with MTV-induced pop/punk, and for sitting at your computer jerking off to Dream Theater.

dream theater f*ckin rocks! 5 unless i didnt get the joke and i find out that you were calling them emo...

haha stupid emos

Dream Theater

check out seven ways from sunday on myspace and listen to emo-boy, if anyone makes a ytmnd with that I will give them $5

audacity = ftw

Petruzzi = God

Dreamtheater sounds awesome.

You do not know emo. Fall Out Boy and Simple Plan are not emo, though they suck incredibly. The end.

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5'd for dream theater

Screaming does not equal emo. Ever heard of hardcore? Grind? Death metal? No? Okay then.

Hawthorne Heights and Dashboard Confessional have WAY more talent than Dream Theater, especially Mike Portnoy. What a crappy drummer.

i really liked it =D

pretty damn funny

I thought it was completely wonderful.And whats makes it funny to me is that all the bands suck ass. And that emo people all need to burn in hell because they all suck and are so damn stupid.. I mean why the hell you going to go cut yurself? 5'd

You speak the truth. Dream Theater ftw.

dude, I liked the site enough for a 5, but all the self important douches who posted why they hated/loved the site are why it's now a favorite. You even have "misspelling" guy in here. Great collection of asshattery.

petrucci is the badassest MOTHERf*ckER on EARTH. i saw them in radio city! Emo is crap, but it's fun to pick on the poor saps that actually like it.

btw mspaint > all

Yeah, what's the name of the song you start out with? It's sounds like some 80s sh*t, and I love the old stuff.

wanna go bowling sometime?

DREAM THEATER FTW

-2 DreamTheatre.

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5 for Dream Theater

MY GOD. I saw Dream Theater in the keywords and my pointer was on the one star, until i saw that you meant that Dream Theater are totally not emo whatsoever. 5 to you my good man.

underoath is garbage, but then so is dream theater, so it balances itself out.

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Which Dream Theater track was that? HOLY sh*t!

you fail, please try again ^_^

very nice - what was the dream theatre song?

All the people that give one or two stars are emo.

it's funny because it's all true. also dream theater ownz.

MISSION PHAILED

unoriginal garbage. copy more plz

Not enjoying Dream Theater means you don't like music.

Platinum Hit.

5 for audacity and daft punk

Heavy metal isn't emo, you know. -1 star for inaccuracy.

A little rough around the edges, (literally), but I wholeheartedly support the message, even if it's an old one.

I hate screamo songs. And I have a friend who says that emo and screamo "makes him happy", and every time, I feel the need to say "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch". Cuz hes a f*ggot. God dammit I hate him. Why am I even his friend? F*CK!

good audio for this bit

lol ace

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS FOR THE F*CKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream Theater FTW

i agree emo sucks...but so does Dream Theater...NOISE NOT MUSIC!!!

-3 for Dream Theatre, -1 for anything emo related (insulting or supporting), but +2 for not sucking sh*t. Total: 3

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Oh, I forgot the easy one, -2 for not citing sources. total = 1.

i lol'd.

I award this ytmnd with a lol.

Pinworm45: you are an *ssh*l*e, plain and simple.

This OWNS!

-1 for cutting Daft Punk 'Robot Rock' short just when it really starts to get good, other than that...wicked.

lol, stay home and listen to dream theater. WIN!

poho: I said you did a good job, I'm just sick of emo-related YTMNDs, because it's lame and overdown now.

win

good job. ill probably get flamed by the uninformed for this, but UnderOath is not an emo band. their a christian band. they dont sing about whiny sh*t and they dont cut themselves. but the rest was bang on.

oh and you can pretty clearly hear what hes sayin in that song. he says "i had the whole world in my hand, but i gave it away"

Haha, Dream Theater indeed. Emo songs for everyone!

its always funny when you're making fun of emo f*ggots

i vote humppa

5 for DT.

yea you're soooo right, f*ck emo, f*ck them all

1d for the lol sh*t

5 for Dream Theater alone. Nice.

Hey, Stream of Consciousness is a good song, and I'm not emo. Awesomeness at concept, though.

Emo ruined dropped-D. F*cking Emos.

i love how ppl can't read. he's not saying dream theater is emo. and yes underoath is emo

5'd for Dream Theater.

Whoa, awesome.

5'd

What the hell?

overdramatic 80's speed picking is just as gay if not gayer than emo music u fial

^Dream Theater isn't 80s, douche.

John Petrucci + emo bashing = 5

Dream Theatre is prog...

every1 that thought he was making fun of dream theater is gay he simply said go listen to realmusic and put dream theater.

I like you.

excellent +5 for originality and effort. checkin out the sister site now....

substitute Rush for DT and ftw!

lol, dream theater may have been formed in the eighties, but they are not an 80s band. also, no one played like petrucci in the 80s. no one plays like petrucci now either.

www.fourfa.com

dream theater f*cking kicks *ss man petrucci is a f*cking god.

DT FTW

I hate DT, but that's a nice solo u picked out at the end

OMG so f*cking true hate those f*gs

good stuff

haha this is gold.

5!!!!!!

lolz screaming.

I loved it until you mixed emo with metal. Metal is NOT emo. Emo is whiny, but metal is angry. But, other than that, good job!

fgsfds.

hahaha this never gets old

F*ck yeah Dream Theater Kicks ass!!

Sh*tty Emo jokes are over. This was not Sh*tty.

5'd for daft punk...

Haha, good one!

wow this was good sh*t bro. really enjoyed this site!

As the first guy I've seen outside of my friends or concerts that knows Dream Theater, i salute you.

How'd you make the sound?

that extra link is good....dont dis this till you look at the link at the end

emoYTMNDsareoverrated.ytmnd.com

lol perhaps ill give it a 2...to be nice. but i did 5 your lex luther YTMND :D

This site never gets old- you should make more

i've been thinking about it. it'd have to be really frigging good though.

5'd for Dreamtheater. They don't get enough justice for their awesome.

Emowned. >_>

speedpicking lol

1 for Simple Plan (even though its slammed) being in it but FIVED for Dream Theater

lol this is f*ckin awesome.... Iloveyou

Excellent work. I showed it to my girlfriend and she really loved it! You should make more emo-bashing material!

How could this happen to emo? Emo made it's mistakes. Emo knows where to run. Coldplay goes on.

so true

that was cool

Those idiots that bash Dream Theater can go lick my *ssh*le.

I know your not dissing dream theater... you're saying how much better it is to listen to dream theater than listen to emo.

don't listen to these emo f*gs that one star your site. Very truthful and funny ftw!

Great site, but don't be dissin' the Gibson SG now. Emos use Epiphone.

NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -everything for bashing Underoath. And I would bash you for bashing Fall Out Boy, but I don't care about that. +1 for bashing simple plan.

Dude...excellent satire on sh*t music, if that's not enough, John Petricci and DT FTW. 5'd for awesome.

ABSOLUTE. F*CKING. GENIUS.

I'm trying to write emo music. Can someone intercourse (Wikipedia, lol) my ass?

OMG YOU IDIOT! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT JOHN PETRUCCI IN A YTMND.... THE COMBINED FORCE SHALL MAKE EVERYONE EXPLODE!

Dream theater is the most f*cking disgraceful imitation of music that I have ever heard in my life. Worse than f*cking dragon force. I didn't know that was possible.

you clearly havent listened to much dream theater.

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It's just nu-metal bullsh*t.

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nu-metal? dream theater was around long before sh*tty nu-metal started to surface. they pretty much define the progressive rock genre, which falls about as close to nu-metal as tokyo does to london. as for dragonforce, i just find them hilarious because the music is just so retarded. but DT is made up of incredibly talented professionally trained musicians who completely own what they do. go listen to all 9 of their studio albums and their 5 live albums and try and tell me they suck.

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Awesome! And I fail to see how this is making fun of Dream Theater.

The new DT album is f*cking CRAZY

Daft punk is NOT emo. good job tho 4/5

ruined at end with speedpicking...lol, speedpicking

Dream theater is gay.

oh yeah... brought*

I love you :D

Fail for mspaint and for DIRECTLY calling simple plan emo.

And John Petrucci saves the world again.

thats what i am

heehehehehehe, check pms

Petrucci = 5

LOL, its pretty ironic that on this page there is an ad for imvu with a pic of an emo

lol, prog rock. Needs ytmnd of prog rock nerds defeating emo music nerds.

5FT

haha! you're my new hero!