i'm a fast reader but these slides are quite quick, slow it down a bit besides that its good!

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Forget scientology. You should be exposing the New World Order, instead. www.falloftherepublic.tk

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I'm on it ...

LOL, it does need to be slowed down just a bit though

too looooong

+1

Excellent. I'd at one of those "NOTE: This is what Scientologists actually believe!" notices though, because alot of people, not knowing anything about scientology, are just going to think you are joking

The animation is now set at 7 seconds per frame for most images, but some go as high as 10-15 if they have lots of text.

OMG TOO LONG STFU f*gGOT

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That was interesting.

Awesome!

I H8 SCIENTOLOGY

lol

Thanks for explaining it step by step. With one little website we could change the world. YTMNDology reigns supreme!!!!!!!

I varied the duration of each frame a little more based on the amount of text, and added the note Recoil42 requested (2nd frame).

Xenu approves!

+1

If I could I would give you a 9.45 for the two spirits making out in the movie theatre.

double sued

Wait...he killed a bunch of people...THEN brainwashed them?

IMAX IS THE TOOL OF XENU!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!1

+2

Wow. Even for a sci-fi story it's not very good. Oh wait... It's a religion! LOL!

One last edit: I lengthened the explanation of Dianetics/auditing and the testimonial from Travolta, as well as the credits at the end.

5'd for a crazy religion.

LONG YTMND IS LOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGGG

I couldn't help making it long, but I made the files as small as I could. By the way, Xenu and the Renegades is a great name for a band.

Where's that Hubbard shrine? I want to go desecrate it.

+5 for the picture of Xenu being patted down by the police.

Awesome. f*ck Scientology. It is amazing how stupid people are.

WTF drawing this, good job

i remember seeing this on google. scientology LOL!!

5'd for Xenu getting busted by the space cops.

+1

HAHA! I've seen these illustrations in person. Good to see you on YTMND, Rick. :D -Kari

Xenu sounds like a jerk.

YTMNDs against Scientology could eventually bring about the end of the bank...er...church. Good luck!

i hate scientology ytmnds, but lets just pretend this isn't one so i can give the 5 it deserves. =P

hahha kept my attention at least

5 cause scientology creeps the hell out of me, and from all the other stuff I have heard, this is a fully accurate account of what they believe.(but with neat pictures!)

John "Battlefield Earth" Travolta. Funny.

I want everyone to see this.

Nearly as believable as a carpenter feeding five thousand people, walking on water, and then die and rise two days later.

I am not a jerk I was merely worried about the population of my 143 planets and decided to take action. That was all. NOW FREE ME!

+1

wow.

it just makes SO MUCH SENSE!

+1

Good job, this is one of the bizzarest 'religions' I've ever read about. Battlefield Earth, WTF ~ LOL!

Must buy AA batteries

AA batteries and 3-D glasses FTW

+1

Lmao, very entertaining sci-fi, but a religion is stupid.

My body thetans are revolting against me! I must... give this a 5!

+1

Scientology kicks ass. Every religion is unrealistic but at least scientology has aliens and space ships. I am now converted. Thank you scientology!

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kick ass

Too long and music SUCKS.

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lol, thank you, I understand it now!

Praise drhouse!

That was amazing, Hail Xenu!

Free Xenu!

Laf*gette.

+1

So this whole fad is just YTMNDers being fed up with Scientolocrap?

Scientology sucks, but Welcome Back Kotter was the sh*t!

+1

oh that l. ron and his shenanigans, always up to no good!

That was the most interesting YTMND I have ever watched. I presume most of it was true. 3-d Cinema! Was that part true? HA! The only reason why people would believe this HAS to be for tax exemptions!

I'm not entirely sure if that's all true (the cinemas and boxes and "tax audit" parts) but nonetheless, fived for neither ceasing nor desisting

Couldn't be better.

aesome

Ha...is that a real L. Ron quote at the end? What a bastage.

+1

that's awesome

What.. the f*ck...

COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

This is PERFECT!!!

Yea, I am pretty sure the quotes are all real.

LOL Scientology is GAY

999999/5 for the drool on L.Ron. The rest of it is just icing, informative and well drawn icing. also HAIL XENU!

Out of all religions, Scientology is still living in its mother's basement collecting stamps.

a nice concise telling of the Xenu story. music is a little annoying though.

It all makes sense now.

It's good, but I'm afraid turning a book into a slideshow can only score as high as 3 stars.

HAIL XENU!!!

har! That be good!

south park much?

great job

nice work.

This is TRUE? Hol'T' sh*t.

i cant believe they believe this crap. funny, but -4 for taking it from somewhere else. way to go bauman.

4, the music was distracting

if your in up and coming, whats the time range to be able to be in the top 15?

May he rest in hell.

For Great Justice

5 for diabetics

WOW ALL THIS SOUNDS GREAT, WHEN CAN I JOIN!!!!!!!!!:)

wow did u draw the pictures?

win

HAHAH. Man, this is ludicrous. Thanks for explaining to me wtf was scientology. Needs a bit slowing down

That was alot of content

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hahaha scientology sucks

Xenu was always revolting. Then he started rebelling.

This isn't a f*ggy short film. It's a f*ggy, epic, and long film. Also cocks. 5.

lol i already knew all this but this is great

I am but a messenger. Also cocks.

Copyrighted 2006 ytmnd

Scientologists piss me off sooooo much.....

5 for scientology bashing

I'm so glad you included that quote from L. Ron Hubbard. You'd think that would make people go "Wha...wait a minute!!" But no, they just keep coughing up the dough.

Thanks for adding the note, drhouse. Favorite'd now. :)

informative O_o, and also cocks while doing a barrel roll with a cat on fire and baking a pretty cake while punching the keys for God's sake.

WHY is this getting upvoted? It's both bogus and boring.

is this what they actually believe? if so, 5. i reserve the right to remove stars later.

zcar: I enjoy circle-jerking with my Scientology f*ck buddies

lol, Scientology.

You could always add L Ron Hubbard getting investigated by the FBI and the fact that there was medicine for psychological difficulties in his blood at teh time of death.. Oh I love it Love it....

zcar has no sites. A Scientrollogist?

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I can't wait til those lawyers see this as the #1 top ytmnd. Try deleting this, weiros! Just TRY. See what happens. Don't mess with YTMND.com. EVER.

id 5, but it is really looooong.

I love the new top 5!

yeap. its just as i thought. full-blown batsh*t.

"Xenu and the Renegades is a great name for a band." Dave Barry fan? That comment and this bizzare-ass YTMND gets you a five XD

I'd sooner beleive in immaculate conception than this. Fived for truth and the fact that I learned something.

Win.

"Buy AA Batteries" FTW. That solves just about every overpopulation problem with ease.

And the truth shall set you free.

Hey, I'm from Tilden, NE and we all hate L. Ron Hubbard! But you get a five anyway...

terrible music, way too long, but i watched it anyway.

It is indeed a stupid cult, but all religions are stupid cults.

I like it.

Sometimes a super long ytmnd is a super good ytmnd! I approve!

5'ed! I AM NOT A WOG!

It is indeed a stupid cult

The ultimate Tom Cruise bitch slap

How can anyone believe this? It makes me want to cry for them.

This is the most D&D bullsh*t crazy sh*t I've ever heard in my life. and somehow people actually believe it.

I give credit to whomever made this, funny sh*t, scientoligists are f*cking retarded though.

a ytmnd with a works cited list?? just when i thought i'd seen it all. free xenu!

makes sense if u think about it

The FUNNIEST PART BY FAR, is that it's true. But I have to admit, the drawings alone are 5 star quality.

5 for BLAARGH!!

My name is Peepsalot, and I approve this message.

yeesh, if all it takes to create a religion is an acid trip and a tape recorder, then y arent we cashing in? im starting my cash collecting religion tomarrow

Uh. Wow.

Brain-washing.... now in 3-D!!!

5'd for liberal use of truth. That L. Ron quote is priceless.

Give this man a f*cking medal.

MY RELIGION! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL RELIGION!

your the man now dawg

5 for awesome way of showing the truth, btw, why does it always have to be aliens with some people...

It's hard to read all that with screeching music and horrible vocals tearing your ears apart. -1 for that God-awful music.

this isn't really ytmnd good, this is exposing batsh*t cult good. and reeeeaaally interesting. five. on a side note, i think l ron is the awesomest dude ever- he did what everyone wants to to- become a messiah to millions of retards.

L. Ron has returned, he now occupies the soul of a fat little kid from Colorado: http://lrhsues.ytmnd.com/

wow

lol scientology

Oh noes... not the THETANS!!! 5'd

Thumbs up, dude! Sad thing was my monitor went off at the very end, which it only does if you haven't touched anything in 5 minutes.

Excellent drawings, but awful music. I could hardly read with all the noise.

I think they call it edutainment. I call it XTREME FYVE'D THIRST QUENCHANATION!!!!

f*ck slowing it down, you need to working on your reading skillz if you can't read this. This gets a 5 because the scientologists didn't realize who they f*cked with when they sent the cease and desist.

Another five...

Very informative...

John Travolta FTW?!?! That was long as hell!!! How did you squeeze all that in 1 site??

Free XENU!!!

Its all true

This YTMND needs more me.

Scientology is f*cking gay

too long didn't read

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All this Scientology crap got old long ago...

Scientology has to be true, I mean it has science, right in the name! To quote Lewis Black.

blaaarg! great stuff. and great music too

yes

Freaking awsome!

Hahaha, 5'd for superb education!

I want to buy a DC 109 with warp drive. Ebay or amazon?

It was fun reading the history and all but I can't give you a high rating since all you really did was steal someone elses words and illustrations and set terrible music to it.

-2

Wow... This actually helped me to get a few of the other YTMND's made at the expense of this rediculous religion.

It's not stealing when you credit your source, douche.

it's long... but cool... John Travolta is Gay mkee

okay so pay attention everybody, and drink the grape koolaid

I'm atheist... I thought christianism was silly enough but this faith is just ridiculous.

Very excellent, great effort. supholmes.ytmnd.com

THIS GOES ON FOREVER YOU ASS, WHEN YOU MAKE LONG YTMNDS, YOU MAKE YTMNDS WITH XENU. 1.

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10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

best scienctology site yet

That was great Truthiness.

They stole this sh*t from DragonBallZ didn't they?

BEST sh*t EVER!

I'd rather just read the pdf....

My God. I thought this was a joke until I googled it.

5'd for truth!

Hahaha. Xenu was the original VinnyWeapons wannabe.

lmfao

Very entertaining... f*ckin' weird-oooooos!

I just read all of that on wikipedia 5 minutes ago as well, lol! Crazy stuff right there...

Scientology is the most RETARDED thing i have EVER heard of... how people like Cruise and Isaac Hayes can believe in this crap is beyond me...

Free xenu!

Engaging

could you please create a drunk friendly version consisting of a straight to point 30 sec scribble with less reading.

"Buy AA Batteries" ftw!

Xenu is real... he helped me find.. me.

haha, the two sould in the cinema making out....

Dude, this was the best explanation of Scientology ever. 5 for telling the truth about this bogus religion.

OHNOEZ IT WAZ 2 LONG MA ATENTUN SPAN OP 2.3917828 SEKONDZ WAZ BROKENEDEDED U SUX. And 5'd.

okay... its over, the fad is done. this is boring now.

lol

scientologists sux teh_cox, long live ytmnd!

Hi, South Park.

Die

5'd.

Is it true that Hubbard was actually dared into turning a sci-fi story into a religion? The biggest practical joke ever!

May those who are confused reach enlightenment evenually as everyone will.

It's all so clear now! I'm off to find Xenu in his mountain!

longer than king kong

if there's one trend I don't want to die... it's Xenu's.

ya coo

A great YTMND that truely sums it all up with funny drawings and real information on what these lunatics really believe. Faved.

LOL

I always thought that Xenu went through too much trouble to just kill a bunch of people for the story to be believable. I mean, what was the guy's motive? If it was just overcrowding, then why didn't he just shoot bunches of people, rather than go through this harebrained scheme.

5 for truth.

awesome

5 for use of the cover of "The Number of the Beast"

People that 1 this because it's long are retarded, real sh*t takes longer than "LOL N*gger stole Pepper's bike NEDM" to explain

5 for being just perfect. The pictures were awesome and funny (two thetans making out in cinema), and the way the text was there like in a comic book was sweet. f*cking 5'd and fav'd.

gg scientology

It's taken me a while to decide, but I don't like this one...

-1

Very long, I liked it a lot, and clever. Especially with the picutres, I lol'd at the thetans watching the movies with 3-d glasses :P

5ed for worked cited

lol thats stunning. Is that all actually what they believe? haha. 5 for the kissing "theatans" (or whatever) in the cinema and the drooling hubbard.

You're gonna get this place sued. :3

thanks

May you bask in glory forever and ever.

tell me this isn't real lol

http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/ read the whole thing, but if not, check the timeline at the end for fun facts! great YTMND, by the way. hope that isn't a real name on that 'book' though...gonna get some angry letters.

boring but nice pics ;)

It's hard to believe... 5!

good - but please change annoying song - the space cops illus is quite funny

I'll take suggestions for better music, but we need to keep the file relatively small ... preferably around or under 800k.

This is truly the bullh*t mythology of their religion. But this religion is what enabled Beck to create the ghettotastic freak-funk beats that swept the nation. Go figure.

5 because scientology can chew on a big horsedick. It doesn't deserve caps.

Dude, alien warlords, laser battles and blowing up volcanoes with hydrogen bombs? AWESOME, IM IN!!

It's sad what people will choose to believe so they don't have to face the Truth...until it's too late. It's not too long--it's through. Very nice work.

I'm sorry, but I just don't find this funny.

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WE MUST FREE XENU!!!

I'm glad we've come to our senses and worship and 2000 year old carpenter instead

Amazing 5

Just a heads up: I'm trying to change the song to L. Ron Hubbard's March of the Psychlo, but it take a few minutes to get a good file.

i want u inside me

GAH! The word is "thorough". -5 myself for spelling.

5 for the passion in the movie theaters. Not that i love jesus, but the two thetans were making out to it. apparently they love jesus too much.

Ugh... too long.

lmao it's time to free Xenu...

I have a confession to make, drhouse: I made http://hmmmmmmm.ytmnd.com before I saw the end of your ytmnd. If you want my site to be deleted, just say the word in the comments page of my site and I will.