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| Site Title: | Scientology Sues Everybody !! | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | sue4xenu.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | ElvisJulep | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-06-12 20:17:00 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Pics from Google | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Matlock theme (get it?) | ||||||||||
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| Description: | I know the slides are a bit long, but it's hard to read unless you let it hang on | ||||||||||
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| theres a whole bunch more now.... | ||||||
| classy. I lawled at the "CSI" slide. | ||||||
| Great. Maybe a little faster, at least on the first slide | ||||||
| oh my god. It's all about the money. They should all burn. It's not even a religion, it's a sci fi story. How can people in this day and age believe this sh*t? | ||||||
| ^ Like you said, it's about the money, not the beliefs. | ||||||
| hahaha lmfao | ||||||
| BWAHAHA! This is awesome :) | ||||||
| suing Old Mother Hubbard? That's just wrong! | ||||||
| Matlock Theme FTW! | ||||||
| Because of the debt of honor to General Laffie. | ||||||
| This better be in the top 15 tomorrow (And the top 5)
It's just too well done for it not to be. | ||||||
| I Laffie'd. | ||||||
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| maybe slow down the longer ones, i read real fast and couldnt catch a couple. | ||||||
| WE'LL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| This is perfect. Nice work :) COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! | ||||||
| I knew they'd get around to going after Xena! She could kick Xenu's butt and go for grog afterwards. Battle on!! | ||||||
| Greedy-arse scientoligist, L. RON LIKE D LITTLE BOYS=P | ||||||
| This is the best god damn scientology YTMND ever. | ||||||
| 5'd for matlock! | ||||||
| Scientology can go choke on a dick. 5'd | ||||||
| mmmhmmmmmmm, and nice musical selection! | ||||||
| lolololol | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| This was hubbards plan all along. Brainwash a bunch of gullible idiots into believing a ridiculous theory, get a couple famous names involved to hit the news, and sure your balls off to gradually become filthy rich. | ||||||
| outstanding! best of the bunch | ||||||
| Some people will believe anything.. | ||||||
| i cant read that fast! im a pot head!! dam it | ||||||
| This is the only one I've really liked so far | ||||||
| FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO!
Da da dum da da
Da da dum da da
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go
When the volcano blows,
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go
When the volcano blows
Ground she's movin' under me
Tidal waves out on the sea,
Sulphur smoke up in the sky
Pretty soon we learn to fly
Let me hear ya now
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go
When the volcano blows
Now my girl quickly said to me,
Mon | ||||||
| you better watch your feet
Lava come down soft and hot,
You better lava me now or lava me not
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go
When the volcano blows
(Instrumental)
No time to count what I'm worth,
Cause I just left the planet earth,
Where I go I hope there's rum,
Not to worry, mon soon come
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know where I'm a-gonna go
When the volcano blows
But I don't want to land in New York City
Don't want to land in Mexico (No no | ||||||
| *shakes head at scientology* | ||||||
| lawl teh money grubbers | ||||||
| those f*cking *ssholes... i hope they all f*cking die! f*ck f*ck f*ck | ||||||
| They need more money so that they can get a charger for this so-called "eternal battery." It's getting weaker . | ||||||
| ^Go back to your cave, you galactic douchebag. | ||||||
| *tear*You Win The f*cking Internet, f*ck SCIENTOLOGY....and HAIL XENU | ||||||
| The snippets, they flow. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano
blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna
go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out
on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let
me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm
a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| They just want more money...greedy bastards. | ||||||
| Try including the lawsuit against Something Awful to prove how much of a dick the Scientology crew is. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I
don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the
volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm
a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves
out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly
Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where
I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon | ||||||
| FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano
blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When
the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea,
Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the
volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon | ||||||
| Man, this is an excellent idea, and you did it well, congrats. | ||||||
| FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I
don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the
volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm
a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves
out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly
Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where
I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon | ||||||
| 5'd for the music alone! | ||||||
| Can we sue them back? | ||||||
| 4 for matlock, +1 for the brad and angelina thing at the end. | ||||||
| Five for Elrond | ||||||
| Wow, those were hilariously well-written. Brilliant. | ||||||
| lol "laffie" | ||||||
| Well-written and very funny. | ||||||
| I think my favorite was the Boeing one. "We will settle for 75% of the profits" Classic. | ||||||
| disappoited the ranking is only a 4.33, this is a total score.5, sir
rock on max. | ||||||
| Go ahead and sue! See if I care! | ||||||
| Fine! We will! | ||||||
| lolerskaters | ||||||
| If they're serious, they should all get a day's worth of electro-shock therapy. | ||||||
| In a f*cking electric chair... | ||||||
| Very well done. | ||||||
| Pretty good! | ||||||
| THIS IS AWESOME. I think max and I will be next. | ||||||
| pointless... | ||||||
| makes you wanna murder scientologists | ||||||
| Ahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! When I saw CSI in the letter, I thought the same thing. | ||||||
| "Sound Origin: Matlock theme (get it?)"
No, I don't get it, because Matlock was primarily a criminal attorney, rather than civil. 5'd for hilarity though, especially at the CSI part. | ||||||
| Why would anyone sue old mother hubbard? What does she have to take? :( can scientology get any lower? | ||||||
| laffie ftw | ||||||
| -1 for going to fast, -1 for starting your "excerpts" in the middle of the sentence. -2 for just generally not being funny. | ||||||
| The vote was f*cked up; I really gave you a 1. | ||||||
| L-M-A-O | ||||||
| HAHAHA "u stole dc-8 design cause it was used by aliens thousands of years ago" | ||||||
| Iss' outta control! | ||||||
| 5'd for buffett!! | ||||||
| We must use every weapon we got to eliminate the Scientology Menace. We may even have to temporarily ally ourselves with Bauman to access his legal team to fight the Scientology army of lawyers | ||||||
| OMG, this was awesome. The music alone grants it a 5! | ||||||
| so true. it's sad at what humans will resort to in these days... | ||||||
| no, there should be catholicism vs. scientology. like "We of the Catholic faith find your use of the word 'church' infringing, as we were the original entity to use such a title. As such, we deem your religion to be completely unfounded." or something like that, but i'm too lazy to do it | ||||||
| Nice | ||||||
| Wait...omfg they sued brad and angelina for stealing headlines LOL! How are they supposed to control that? | ||||||
| LOL at Lafayette. | ||||||
| This is perfect. The little tidbits are great. The ideas are great. The music is great. Nice stuff. | ||||||
| WTF SLIDES NOT LONG ENOUGH! | ||||||
| it's just so true... | ||||||
| WTF about the copyright sueing of the DC-9 ROFL | ||||||
| Scientologist are sueing Boeing? lol
I think the aliens should sue Boeing or maybe Boeing is owned by Xenu and hes gonna send all the Scientologist to Mars and get *ss raped. | ||||||
| Default: 2 || +1 for image and the effort involved, -1 for music because it gets a little annoying, +1 for comedy || an acceptable 3 | ||||||
| Funny, but the constantly looping Matlock music gets old really fast considering the length of this YTMND. | ||||||
| VOTE 547! | ||||||
| "I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY" - Wikipedia Vandal (obviously connected to Scientology) | ||||||
| fekkin scientology. also, yesss. YES!!! heh | ||||||
| Lol, Matlock. | ||||||
| Funny! | ||||||
| 5'd and Fav'd for Jimmy Buffet! Are we at the point yet where scientology is considered "fad" or is it timeless? I vote timeless. | ||||||
| I wonder how I missed this one before, it's funny as hell | ||||||
| This wins. This wins hard. | ||||||
| Jimmy Buffet wouldn't take their horse sh*t. | ||||||
| it's not like they ever said any of that >> | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| Brilliant, you should add stereographic movies | ||||||
| 5'd, for great litigation! | ||||||
| I think the scientologists actually sit down and watch TV for the sole purpose of finding things to sue for. | ||||||
| Bring it on you psychopaths! | ||||||
| You would make a fine lawyer, lol. 5 | ||||||
| funny, but too long. By the time you get to the end its already lost its charm. | ||||||
| Oh man I love this YTMND! It's not just a simple LOL moment, oh no. It is subtle. Very subtle. The first couple seem plausible, but by the time ya get to the Boeing one I was just laughing at how absurd they were. Also, I love the music. And, in direct response to Taste-the-Pavement, I think the starting in the middle of the sentence makes it look more convincing as a legal excerpt, thus adding to the subtlety. | ||||||
| KILLZ | ||||||
| The sad thing is, I can see half of these, including the Boeing one, as actually happening. | ||||||
| i countersue based on the fact that scientology is for retards | ||||||
| *agreed | ||||||
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| F*cking genius. | ||||||
| Spiffing! | ||||||
