LOL

5'd for Alan Parsons Project

im a man and i sent you some nudes, cheack your in box big boy ;)

+2

M Y LIFE IS COMPLETED

This explains so much... (@_@)

AHHHH. I love you.

Convert me! Convert me! yes!

PiousHeretic: THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GROUP THAT MADE THIS SONG? You have *NO* idea how long I've been trying to figure that out. 5 to all of your sites =D

5ed for December 2nd. My birthdayz0r. kekeke

ChucknorrisSoda, I love you

Right triangle = gold

wtf???

I'm pretty sure you meant "inability to shoot web," you might want to change it.

I feel as though my cerebral cortex has been f*cked with a chainsaw dildo.

Trust me, I meant shot web =)

5 for "Your head a splode."

hahahha

wow this is great. You just need some medical practice to be claimed as evil, compared to psychiatry. How about Proctology?

+1

...

No fatties plz

This is going straight to the top.

"azn?" hahaha

My megahurtz are back!

truly epic

Love it

Nice off-shoot-parody

gasp! i never knew what i was missing, that sneaky elian! Its a good thing we have philonometry to clear all this up!

awesome.

Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot sez: "ELLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

AZN? LAWL

"Trapped him in an isoceles right triangle" FTW.

LAWSUIT

lol phionomentry ftw!

lawl

Same sh*t, different Xenu

definatley gets a LOL

haha

The "I found x" image came from an email, not a ytmnd user. Mass voting people's sites has become too hard now that you have to view each one, so forget it.

lol, "pythagoras summoned up alll of his power and trapped elain withinin the confines of the right triangle". hilarity

Make it a tid bit slower.

DAMN YOU, DANZART! HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU?! (Well done.)

:O

AZN's, Alan Parsons Project, and no fatties. I would 6 this.

just for that ill 5 this site 2 all the rest

The one slide with all the text goes a bit too fast, but it is still great. Nice sound also

i would melt my skin off for this sh*t

Must. Send. All. Money.

BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP

OWNAGE LMFAO

I'm a believer!

you win sir, where do i sign?

I have Aspergers Syndrome. Damn you Elian and you're time paradoxing ways! :(

5'd, no question about it

needs to slow down some

I believe it.

i is converting

Beggars can't be choosers. =D

I highly endorse this product and/or service.

my head a splode

f*cking Briliant

too short filmish for my taste, but congrats on getting double top 5.

must worship you as a.. god....

5'd as told in the instrutions!!

rofl

rofl, fived for genuinely making me laugh out loud.

LOL

You win all over my face

Alan Parsons Project = 5

azn? lol

f*ck yes.

head a splode

"noods" for 5

5'd for "trapped within a right triangle" and "broke pythaogrean theorem."

You rly made me laugh

Too god damn fast

We don't have to meet on Sundays, right?

5'd for truth and also for parodying Final Fantasy 6 a bit.

slow it down a little

Finally. A religion that MAKES SENSE!

*convert'd*

alien3456- That made me think of a joke "Yeah, scientologist don't like proctologists, apparently they don't like doctors messing with their brains". ...Delivery counts for a lot. And this is slightly more plausible than scientology

5

The song title is actually Sirius which is the instrumental lead-in to Eye in the Sky. Close enough.

Change elian to the time traveler or the back to the future guy, and add in a type of doctor to be evil. THEN you get my supah-five.

azn? , LOL

*no fatties please

I love it.

You are a winner of winners.

FINALLY I CAN SHOT WEB AGAIN! THX! 8D

lol, no fatties

my megahurts have ben stoled :(

Brilliant. Sydd is hungry for chicken soda.

5 for fatties comment

BEST EVER!

Okay, you've been fived. Can I get a free reading? :o

I lol'd

Sadly this can't be viewed on 800x600 resolution :( 15" monitors blow.

5 +fav.

It's really funny, and the song is great. But it goes so fast!

Where do I sign!??!?!

The check is in the mail.

azn? LOL!!

Another 5 based entirely on the APP song

hahhahah klooooooooolk

I HAV NO MONY BUT IM AZN MUZT JOINE

I had sex with a ham sandwich once.

I don't like the sound of bonitis :-o

AZN? = 5

Yes.

best way to render cults and religions and any beliefs useless is making up own ones.

lol, geometry > elian

Compelling

SLOW THE f*ckING THING DOWN I CANT READ IT AGHHRHRGHGHRG 5 ANWAYS THO

Yes, massster...

lol nice

You > Me

lol winz!!

how the f*ck am i supposed to read it when it goes that fast.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Very funny. Well done.

awsome

I couldn't read all the symptoms before the frame changed, but 5 notheless.

LOL, that was the epitomy of a ytmnd.

Holy f*ck, monstrous win.

Also, here's a YTMND idea for you: A time-travelling battle of some sort between Elian and the Mullet Man.

winnnaaaaar

5'd not because you told me to, but because when I checked the information page a naked woman was on the ad at the top.

For some reason this makes almost as much sense as Scientology.

Sign me up!

lawl

Sorry but I have only one god... Xenu

I must find this song elsewhere.

5 for Elian. iViva Elian! Tambien, coques.

my finger hurts from fiving al of your sites. I sure hope i can solve my dissentary.

LOL

more beleivable than scientology is

Not funny, and you didn't properly gauge the amount of time needed to read each panel.

Lol azn

WTF?? Elian and Pythagorus, you sir are a genious!

5d and faved for: Your Head A Splode, Elian Gonzales, and Math. Can't get anymore random than that

ELIAN!!!! I am a Philonometrist now.

-1 because i hate that music more than i hate nazis and scientology combined.

Elian Gonzales...I forgot about that commie beaner.

Pythagoras did not develop the Pythagorean theorem.

really funny, but slow it down a bit

Trench: Sorry, I intended the site for people above a 5th grade reading level =/ Also, the list of diseases is intentionally fast.

when the creator tells me to 5 their site I auto-1 it even if it has some lol's

Maldor, I was actually thinking of Elian Gonzales causing the Indian mathematician to discover the theorem first, but it seemed overly complicated. It's not as if the rest is facturally accurate, anyway =D

can guys send noodz too >:)

I smell scientology-mocking. ENOUGH! Think of the Freezoners...

Couldn't we just kill Elian today?

Elain is making a ytmnd comeback after his unfortunate "Vacation"

esplod

Excellent.

MY HEAD A SPLODE CUZ IT WUH GOOD

*noods*

AMAZING

Hail Elian

my head a splode

Text is too fast

NINTENDO SIXTY FFOOOUUUURRRR!!! OH MY GGOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!

BRILLIANT.

So close to a perfect 5... but the pythagorean theorem was only named after pythagorus; he did not formulate it himself. Sorry :(

Nice one :)

AZN?

that doesnt sound like my version of eye in the sky O_o

Neat

sodaa is a awesome god, he reigns form the heavens above.

"no fatties plz" ftw

easily the best scientology-inspired ytmnd. you get teh intertrons

Hahah Tom Cruise might like it! xD

head a splode

It can cure being "azn" 5'd!

Cheque is in the mail

5'd for "noods"

5 just for saying "the brain damage"

Lawsuit... Isn't that like a fancy tux?

good concept

And I always thought that rap music caused the brain damage '_' What a fool I've been.

5 for "not being able to shot web"

Sound doesnt work

Nevermind

Oh, God, that's rich.

aZn?

LOL at your head a splode

ROFFLES!

Its fun to eat pringles liek Kaga...

awesome, but slow it down!

I would definatly buy this religion's book of teachings

you're a goon right?

fived for no fatties asterisk.

i love how AZN is in the list of diseases lol

LMAO! You need to slow it down a litle bit to read everything, but other than that it's great!

Done. My life finally has meaning.

no noods for you

expect the money soon

My life is complete!

You have my support, my money, and my 5! Where can I sign up!!! LOL

5 for azn XFD.

XD This really is much smarter than scientology.

it all makes sense now

"not being able to shoot web"

All of you that are complaining that it went by too fast for you to read...revisit it in a couple of years when you graduate from high school.

5 for "your head a splode?"

Reminded me of the Chrono Trigger end theme, anyone?

Thanks. My head is a splode.

My noods: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/woMAN21230/362963322_l.jpg

Not funny, and it should be the mullet man.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

5 stars!

Love everything about it. :)

I would send you all the money I have, but to do that, I'll have to buy a postage stamp. If I buy a postage stamp, I'll have no money left. I would send you the stamp, but that too would cost money. I believe you should come up with a solution to this paradox, which should become the 'Chicken-Goat'. paradox

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE? YOUR MEGAHURTZ HAVE BEEN STOELED? AZN? win!

5'd. just 5'd.

5'd because you have 0 donations. Fail and Win at the same time, there's a f*cking paradox.

Your ideas are intreguing and I would like to sign up for your news letter.

I loved it all until the ending. Ended with a whimper. :/

hahaha awesome

noods lol

I love the use of the YTMND final site

The messiah has arrived! Prepare the virgins!

Awesome, but 5'd just for head asplode.

Quite a nice religion out there... but your followers will all convert to Techiatry.

Those f*cking right triangles are death traps...

I'm impressed.

pure brilliance!

I'm so joining this religion.

pix of the epic battle or it never happened in this timeline

ROFL!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA ROFL - Win - 5

You win 3 interwebs

ahahahahahahahhahahahaha.. brilliant

watch out for demons.

no azn fatties especially

"may cause azn" hahaha. you wish someone would send you money

CHECK'S IN THE MAIL CHOOCHOO

i laughed. really hard. this is amazing.

And yet this still makes more sense than scientology.

5'd

so should i just PM you my n00d pix?

You should throw in the safety not guaranteed dude somewhere.

Oh, so that's how i shot web

Slow it down a bit, son.

too damn long.

5'd for no fatties plz

"Azn?" 5's it.

I haven't lol'd in awhile. 5