lol, xarko

lol, Hail Xenu!

5'd for Xenu playing DDR

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Instant 5

highest rating I've given a scientology site because I love the letters about sites

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Awesome.

This makes me a saaaaaaaaaaad panda.

:( FREE XENU!

* wipes away tear *

We should start up a fund to help out poor Xenu. In return for their donations, we could offer people counsoling, or "auditing" sessions to help them deal with the grief of knowing Xenu's true story. We could also make them hold on to a pair of electrically charged dildos while doing it, just for fun. $12,000/person seems a reasonable donation.

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I love how Xenu is too depressed to wash his head.

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marginal use of his legs, enough to play DDR, lol

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5'd http://strap.ytmnd.com/

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for the win!

Xenu beat me at ddr once, then he cut off my legs :(

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i see what you did there

LoL, Allen Peppers the Alien.

I cried. 5.

total fake show some proof

3'd only because you didn't properly name the song: Final Fantasy VI - Forever Rachel

bahahaha deja vu of Allen Peppers

HAHAHA

Ahahaha! Great brian peppers parody!

Aww... poor Xenu. :p

:_( Damn you L.Ron and Tom Cruise for making Xenu out to be some kind of monster!

The thought of Xenu playing DDR brings a hilarious image to mind. You get a 4.

Made me laugh

That... that's so true, and so sad. We need to stop L. Ron. Hubbard, before it's too late.

free xenu

The final nail in the coffin was the "true to life Darth Vader" part.

LMAO

Xenu can play DDR? Who _wouldn't_ convert to a religion that involves DDR?

good, but shouldn't be tiled

OH MY GOD. YOU WIN. ohhh god I love good parody... XD

This owns Allen lol

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm done with my Xenu bashing fad praises :(

Hilarious. Are you sure he's "intergalactic planetary" and not "planetary intergalactic" or "another dimension a new galaxy?" :P

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GOOD spoof!

IF ONLY MICHAEL WOLFSON WERE HERE TO SHED LIGHT ON THE TRUTH

Win.

Just enough for DDR...

+4 for a funny ytmnd, +1 for your name.

Centered image would have been better.

Holy freaking snap, this is a REALLY good site!

Nice

OMG YES

lmao, this is even better than the "push it to the limit" letter.

Weird, even though I tried to convince others that the Brain Peppers letter was fake, this one seems. . . true.

lol at Xenu playing DDR.

im sorry i didnt realize the real story, i'll go delete my xenu sites now

ff6 = 5'd

Xarco XD lololol

That was f'ing hilarious, man.

Oh. My. f*cking. God. Win.

Aaah, you shoulda made your username Xarko though.

now that's how you revive old fads!

Xarko Peppers are good on pizza.

I lol'd. Also I issue a notice stating that this website be removed for copyright reasons.

"now that's how you revive old fads!" Now, thats how you kill YTMND with a lack of new creative ideas and old, withered, dead fads!

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Brilliant

HAIL ZENU!

lol, DDR and scientology, what a great mix.

Hail Xarko!

OMFG TEH WINZ!!!!!!

5'd for mocking Allen Peppers. Free Xenu!!!

sweet

That was incredibly well written.

A tear for Xarko's brother.

DDR ftw

music is from FF3 and your a towel . 5

I love you and our babies!

lol that worked pretty well

I saw this in the recently createdd yesterday. Bitch.

lmao at "helped me raise my own pupae"

I actually lol'd. Charging his ray gun...hahah.

lol ddr.

Ill 5 it if you actually credit the song, not the ytmnd you got it from

I'm not reading that.

Hy-larious.

;-;

5'd merely for the comedic effect of the final fantasy 6 music. Letter with a unique twist on the fad sealed the deal.

XENU's brother's name is XARKO. This letter is real funny

lol 5 for ddr

amazing!

"Let my people go!" - Moses

perfection lol

Aww, how cute. The alien has a soul.

tl:dr

sry xemu, i'm sry *sob*

originality = 5

planetary intergalactic, intergalactic planetary

ddr, lol

another dimension, another dimension

You'll get a 5 once you center the pic.

Great parody.

walk, play ddr, etc. lol

I stopped making fun of Xenu a long time ago. Everyone on the internet is just a bunch of finger pointers. I hope you're all ashamed of the damage you caused.

lolz

The hydrogen bombs dentonated prematurely

LOL, he plays starcraft 0_0 COOL! LOL! Isnt "intergalactic planetary" a song by the beasti boys??

Aww.... lets free xenu...he cant do any more harm.

wall o text for a 1 star you unimaginative bastard

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now you just need to make a parody of part 3 of those letters, only with Locke's theme instead of the Back to the Future theme during the punchline

*sniff*

Scientologists roll Draenie!

i laughed,i cried,i crapped my pants,i 5'd

RETARDED. 5.

center it, don't tile it

lol xenu!

I shed a tear.. FREE XENU!!!!

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

LOL, Xonny Xarko.

I cried.

I just visited Xenu a few days ago. He told me not to reveal his location...

I feel for ya Xarko

:'(

:(

This wasn't funny when it was allen peppers, and it's really, really not funny now.

Poor tyrant.

lol send that to the scientology website LOL

Poor little Xenu...

Enjoy the upvote. Remember, keep working hard, and someday... maybe, just maybe, you can grow up to be just like me

5'd for the Brian Peppers Parody

Aw. Poor Xenu... Group hug everyone!

LOL, That's pretty funny.

The "intergalactic planetary" line made me laugh so freaking hard. Many 5's for you

Surprised you made a scientology site.

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no good u&c = auto 5 for darthwang, A true PoliticalWars fad site supporter 8)

WAS AT 4.15 LOLOL

lol darthwang

This site is horrible

+1

HAIL XARKO!

the sad truth is that he isn't even that good at DDR :(

+1

Xenu plays DDR and is intergalactic planetary? You have lost me to the scientologists

+1

havent laughed so hard at a ytmnd in months

+1

Omg intergalactic DDR fight.

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5

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worst ytmnd ever, shut up idiots

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oh so good 5

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