they sent me an internet? what a n00b.why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?

why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?

why don't you just take off your clothes and f*cking eat me?

NewsFlash!!! THE SENATE IS FILLED WITH OLD FARTS!!! DEVELOPING...

ok

Ignorance is bliss?!

My internet tastes like catfood.

does this guy have any idea what the f*ck he's talking about?

Thehhthehhthhthehtte... ththtatthtat sucuucucuks :( (nice ytmnd tho :P)

who the f*ck is this douche?

You can take an internet to water, but you cannot untangle it.

THEY SEND ME THE WRONG INTerNET

he seems rather confused...people shouldnt be allowed to give speeches if they dont know what the f*ck they are talking about.

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my internet is broked! send me new internet!

Is it just me or does he sound plastered?

LOL, man, what a dumbass

My own personal internet rules, its never deliverd late

So that's why my own personal internet is so f*cked up. Thank you Ted Stevens.

I hate it when my intarwebs gets tangled

And what happens to y-y-your own PERSONAL INTERNET? I-I just the other day got--an internet was sent by MY staff at 10'o'clock the mornin on Friday; I got it YESTERDAY. WHY? Because it got TANGLED UP with all these things that going on the internet COMMERCIALLY.

waiting for him to yell "AL GORE BROKE MY INTERNETS"

Dear god, is he retarded? I hate when people pretend to have a clue...

rofl

OMG, inspriation! http://detangelyourinternets.ytmnd.com/

lol, internets.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

We're doomed.

it hurts listening to this guy.

NewsFlash!!! The internets cleared up this subject and reassured in a public statement that they do not give a sh*t. "Not a sh*t is given in this issue" a local internet said. "Not a single one"

This guy RULES.

lol elected representatives

Depressing.

Ted Stevens: Internet Expert

to think that it's men like him to make America's laws. You're all f*cked!

he got the internet sent to him!

guys all this commercial movie downloading sh*t is making our internets go slow. i just got my internet today, i mean wtf?! ffs it's not a big truck.

"...that, um,eh...that place on the intermet!" =D

someone set us up the internets

inerinernet

lol, series of tubes

I want to know what bunch of slack-jawed knucklef*ckers put this guy in office. That fact that he has no idea what the hell he's talking about is bad enough, but he can't even speak properly in the first place!

Senator Stevens seems to have confused email with the internet, the internet with a sewage system, and a sewage system with everything coming out of his mouth.

WTF!!!!

Ted Stevens: Lord of teh interweb lol

holy sh*t that man is stupid

I can order 10 movies at once and they'll deliver them across the internets into my mailbox? That's AMAZING! But, he's right...what ABOUT my personal internets...that's a good question.

Holy sh*t does this guy know anything? Why do we always put retards in positions of power? It boggles the mind.

THEY SENT ME THE INTERNET AND I ONLY RECEIVED IT THIS MORNING@!

Lol someone's gotta send me a internet so I can see if it gets tangled with someone elses internet.

Then what happens to your own personal internet?

see, the problem with the American government is that it is run by old men who dont have a clue

we're all screwed. XD

WHAT HE IS REALY TRYING TO SAY IS HE LIKES GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER THE NET LIKE MMM OH LETS SAY CHINA, WHAT A COMMIE

I heard this on Ctrl+Alt+Del. It continues to sound stupid in verbal form. This man is a MORON! "INTERNETZ!"

These people make me even more happy that I'm not in the States.

What a f*cktoon. http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31098439

Ted Stevens never fails to amaze me. How can you be that n00bish?

Wha?

what in the f*ck is he talking about?

Lol, president pro tempore. Oh, wait. That's not lol.

he is senile.

That guy is my hero.

I can barely understand him...

Like nobody here has ever had someone send them an internet that got tangled up.

wow...we need to just take everyone of these morons that are running our country right now out into the back yard, shoot them in the head, and start all over again.

stuttering problem

I thought I understood what he was talking about...but I'd really like to know what he meant when he said he was "sent the internet" by his staff. Pfft...at least he said stream

The challenge: Saying Internet as many times as possible. The Rules: You need to be a low IQ, politic based moron. Result: Success. Next time, hire people who know what the internet IS, and what the internet ISN'T, so you can figure what it IS and ISN'T.

"Next time send me a hard copy of the internets!

What he is trying to say is THAT HIS INTERNET IS GOING SLOW (not because he is using AOL) but BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DOWNLOADING TOO MANY MOVIES!! OH NO!!!

he has no idea how the internet works. he think's his email got sent to him late because of streaming video

Why?

Full audio: http://media.publicknowledge.org/stevens-on-nn.mp3 Hopefully it doesn't get too tangled up on the tubes.

lololol. If I was old I'd actually learn about modern technology.

Hey Senator, you f*cking noob, GTFO

...huh? o.o

You guys are so harsh on him. Apparently Comcast sent him a new internet and it arrived on Friday... hes just angry. Lighten up! :P

PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT NO ONE OVER 18 KNOWS HOW TO USE THE INTERNET

lol

Obviously a pro at the internets....

Someone sent me an internet once, but it too got tangled up in the other commercial internet that delivers movies in the regular mail so that they can be streamed and downloaded from my own personal internet. I was mad too, because I had signed up through a subscription delivery monthly order change service.

oh my god someone please end his life.

"The internets is a series of tubes..." LOL

TANGLED MOTHAF*CKA

i'm just waiting for ol Ted to say something again... longest in office repub senator FTL!!!

"T-T-T-T TODAY, JUNIOR!" --Billy Madison

And people wonder why our country is so f*cked up. Who the hell votes for someone like this?!

Radicals and idiots run this country because moderates and smart people have sh*t to do.

One could make so many hilarious YTMNDs using real sound clips from that guy.

Elderly people in power, FTL.

so THATS why my internets is so slow! XD

someone just needs to kick him in the throat

Think that guy taught my intro to computers class in college...

The internet!

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His staff sent him an internet, which is now his own personal internet, but it got tangled up with all those other guys' internet, commercially. If his internet is used by he alone, how could he order movies? I smell foul play!

ya-yer ya-yer ya-yer own internets

That's why I use wireless internet. No tangles. Ever.

It is no wonder that he sides with the telecom companies on the net neutrality issue...he's a f*cking tool. We should have a maximum age limit for running the country. After a while, your mind goes along with your sanity. The sad part is that this cycle of electing morons into office will never end...