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downvoters eat my wenis

i want your wenis, but in a good way.

god bless

It's interesting.

you need lyrics. make it a .gif and do the lyrics. that'd be swet.

lyrics are in yonder description

k added to gif

werd

godly

Nerdrap Entertainment System, stc is the greatest

This is gold!

frickin... awesome... HOW IS THIS NOT IN THE TOP 5?!

5 for effort, lol, internet

Look: Are you trying to sound like Eminem? If you are, then I will 5 you. If you say no, then I 1 you for sounding like Eminem without tring to. :)

who is eminem

+1

m&m

nedeminem

I'm being f*cking serious

kind of odd that this goes along with NES jesus, but really nice lyrics

jp2m5: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=ytcracker i dont draw many parallels to the guy im just another geek

wow...nice work. the mine at the end was a sweet touch.

"nedeminem" f*ck, if I could give you extra 5's I would very well done

I dont f*cking get it. I will 5 you out of pure ingornace and hope that Fyrestoms stupid *ss TOP 15 won't keep you out of the Top 15. If it does, you can thank him....

:)

I abhor rap. But you put effort into this, it seems, so here's a three.

I was going to downvote this, but the more I listened, the better it got.

upvoted!

From a fan

thanks to everyone hahahahah lol @ front page

holy upvoter batman

Five because you like NEDM.

Also, a rap song I actually like.

lol 5, lol internet

5 for not a bad impression. submit for remix contest2

Not DZK, but I love it. Silly white people.

sound ok

Amazing job on the sound, haha.

hehe, I keep hearing internets butt

i am the man now dog

Jesus v2 approves.

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nice job

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That's a #1 Record!

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Lol, upvoting

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Just like everything else ytcracker does, this is just plain awesome.

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funny, and impressive haha

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mystery song mention gets you eternal 5's

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thx, k.

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omg win

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What the f*ck?!

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Those rhymes are silky smooth.

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Why would you downvote for disliking rap? It's a complete mix of fads with it's own custom fad music. 5 for effort and awesome. NEDM was necessary for this 5 ;)

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STC, thou be thine greatest.

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ok sh*t like this needs to be stopped before the people who make it get fooled into thinking that they're good.

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teh lose!

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TEH WIN!!1oneeleventeensextillion. (Also cocks).

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YTCracka forever, peace yo

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that's awesome

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I would combine verses one and two, and then combine verses three and four. The chorus is...a bit repetitive (in a bad way).

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You sound like a retarded Coach Z. + 1 for effort...?

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5 and no less!

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Wow, dude. Seriously.

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GTFO wigger.

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Not one of your best (Surgerunner and Meganerd are a lot better), but pretty cool anyway.

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When is YTCRACKER gonna battle DZK??

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lol, rap

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I don't think it's supposed to be good, guys. But it works.

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better than dzk's up and coming.

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Today is a good to to look at YTMNDs.

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I'm going to hell for fiving this.

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5 for mentioning... umm.. everything?

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lol, wigga stole my 5!

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ytcracker is an awesome god!

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5 for obvious effort. I checked your voting pattern - when you said you were an upvoter you weren't kidding.

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fo rizzle yo

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There were some fads you didn't use, but who cares?

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Odd...It was rap...but it had a melody. Enter it into remixytmnd2.ytmnd.com

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nice lyrics :D

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This rules in at least 4 different ways.

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ftw..

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Lord, I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed.

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automatic 5.

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i dont care what the black dude stole ill give him a 5 for a barrel roll

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I want this on my ipod NOW, I don't care how you do it, just DO it within 24 hours. I expect it in triplicates and also quintouples. Also cocks.

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cracka *ss cracka

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5'd, for great justice.

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Ok.

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Awesome Possum

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NEDM ftw

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effort

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lol rap

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nice.

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Great job! You must have put a lot of time into it!

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I want your wenis, in a totally straight way.

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You sir, are the best rapper ever.

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holy sh*t this thing is perfect!

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5 for "mine"

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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

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Original.

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eminem wtf zor?

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lol 5, lol innernet LOL

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HAHHA i'm going to a church by my house this sunday... they sing this song every sunday, so i'm going to memorize the chorus and sing it when they get to that part of the song :)

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i came... except for the chorus

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Can I take you up on that fiving offer?

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win

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thas funny and catchy

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Hell yes. Clever, creative, kickass. OFF TO THE LAND OF FIVES FOR YOU, SIR!

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Wow, just wow! You win!

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a bit long if you ask me, fads have the tendency to be short, just so their catchiness doesnt wear out easily. but a lot of effort seems to have been put into this so i forded it.

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Niff tee!

win

Pretty good, I want to see a ytcracker DZK colab or battle. Either one would make me go ^__________^

4 cuz i hate niggr music

Pretty good stuff. I'd cut it down to just one chorus per break to keep the pace a bit faster.

Incredible.

You, sir, are a winner. 5's all around.

Wow... that's pretty good and I absolutely, positively despise rap.

I think you're confused about what a chorus is...

/________/

"Mine" was a nice touch. Catchy.

you are the pan.

upvoters UNITE!

Make a new album YT, the last one kicks ass

obv

lol I love you.

Guess what I voted ^_^

55555555555555555555555555

well done

thank god. dzk is overrated. though in all honesty you probably will be as well soon.

YES

digitalgangster.com

NEDM.

ROFL. Love it

hah i like it a lot

Auto 5

oh yea and make the beginning lyrics fit. at least it doesnt for me.

Holy sh*t. 5'd

wow

sorry guys this is my first song i dont really know much about what a chorus is

You're fine, the song is catchy and you have an interesting voice. Your knowledge of musical structure isn't that important if the song is all right.

the fact that you didnt flame me reinhart im actually very grateful, however i lied about that so in reality i have no excuse

funny

Listened to the whole thing.

Are you listening to me? Let this be be in the next YTMND soundtrack. I'm gonna go listen to this while working out.

lol pretty good

little too many refrains, but pretty good

yay

That's really good.

Most of the YTMND songs here suck, but this one is pretty good!

FIVE FOR GREAT JUSTICE! also effort.

welcome to the top 15. Enjoy your stay.

Thank you for ruining that YTMND.

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5 for effort.

so much better than the orignal song.

DAMN, these beats are so Fresh! SNAP!!! Win +5

thats good

straight outta 98 still make whacktracks

i didnt laugh :(

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O.O

XD

lol

That was amazing!

If this isn't in the next volume of the YTMND soundtrack, I'm going to have a serious case of internet disappointment.

FIVED

Well done, nice touch with the seagulls

no

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awsome...but what those dis have to do with jesus?

nerdrap on the rise

is that you?

Awesome song.

5 and fav just for you being you. Nerd rap forever.

this is gold.

This is actually one of the best ytmnd songs I've ever heard, right up there with the Modern Major General song. 5 and faved.

I can't tell whether you're being pro-NARV or anti-NARV.

Holy sh*t thats talent

you lose

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lol that was great. and so was spammin for cash!

Silly whitey, Rapping is for blacks!

5'd

f*ck YEAH!

Rap = 1

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"When is YTCRACKER gonna battle DZK??" I don't think the universe can handle such a thing.

Wins!

This made of 'win'.

*puts site to tongue* yes sir, made of pure win

thats gold jerry, gold!

insane

hahahaha

+1

This offends me.

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WIN

Hahaha!

I like crackas

good stuff

Skill.

|/|/|/ (.) (.) |/|/|/

Well done. Now I sex you.

You're the man now dog, ytcracker!!

Yes.

Friggin brilliant.

Ah yes. This is one of the first signs of a new era for YTMND. A year ago you were cool if you had 1000+ 1 stars. now the opposite is true. God bless ytcracker. god bless.

this bloze

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the name ytcracker alone is worthy of many 5s. excellent.

Sean Connery called. He wanted me to tell you that you're the man now, dog.

i like when ytmnders create their own music, but when its some guy rhyming, meh

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Ytcracker... You have done something altogether magical here. If I could suck your e-cock... Rest assured I would.

I don't upvote everything I can but I be upvoting this. :)

well made, good quality

"I can't tell whether you're being pro-NARV or anti-NARV." Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Either way, bitchin' audio that took effort, so five. f*ck that NARV sh*t though.

nice song

This remix kicks ass. Where can we get a higher quality recording?

6'd

5'd, dog

I smell sponsorship

omg. 5'd. yes.

^_^

you are the man now dog! update your frickin LJ!

ill call you a wigger and downvote you, cause im cool...

5 for an awesome song, -1 for NEDM reference.

hey nice!

haha awesome job man. I wanna collaborate with you again, aight?!

awesome song.

wtfwtfwtf

You win my internets sir

dub dub dub ytcracker dot com Our man is an awesome dog.

good job.

I've got no clue what jesus has to do with this, but 5 for the effort alone. Nice rap and good flow.

Full of Awesome.

sweet.

Entertaining to say the least

Everything you sung screamed at me to 1 this...but I just couldn't. Nerd rap indeed.

UNIVERSE TIER

funny rap beats the rest

You. are. the. mesaiah. 5'd.

That was wicked. 5.

f*cking crappy *ss rap loving wigger.

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YTCRACKER!!!WOOT

here's a five for "representin"

:)

sorry man nerds are f*cking annoying and sadly so is this but oh well dont wanna be a downvoter

This is actually pretty good.

5'd. also cocks

fellow upvoters infinite love and infinite wisdom and infinite nerd life

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OMG U R A GOD!

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Eminem sound alike bonus. Religious usage minus points. Poking fun at religion bonus points. Using NES, bonus points. Yeah, you guessed it, 5.

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