Um. Ed-209 falls down stairs, crys like a pig and gets stuck in manhole covers. Johnny Five dismantled a sh*tload of his "brothers", was self-aware and made kicked the armys ass. So yea right on.

Um. No

idiotic

NICE

wrong! Mac>PC

Aw, this is cute. Shut up you guys, go cry to your precious macs.

Damn downvoting Mac users !

f*ckING BRILLIANT! love the obvious crappy home production and semi-rant. Your the man now, dog!

Obvious Home production !!!! How did you know ?

Now this is wonderful.. :')

Heh heh

Great job! It's nice to hear it roll the other way once in a while - it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't even a little bit true. Also, I'm a mac user. ;)

YOU ARE A GENIUS! WIN WIN WIN! THATS HILARIOUS! CAPS LOCK!!

Isn't that the robot that falls down stairs?

GOD what is you people's obsession with stairs !!! I never saw fricking Johny 5 go up or down a set of stairs ! or kick Robo-Cops *ss or give some one 5 seconds to comply !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like

JOHN HODGMAN IS THE KILLER PC ROBOT

Hi I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC. And I'm a PC. Come again? You see, Macs run Window just like PC's, so in a way, I'm a PC too. Touche. I don't think you're using that right. See, you have to make a counterpoint and... Now you're the exact same computer as I am but you cost a few hundred bucks more. Touche.

I hate it when they say how Macs never get viruses...the reason they don't is because they aren't widely used enough for hackers to care about them. And yeah, Macs use the same software as PCs. Too bad Microsoft gets all of those royalties :

nice.

holy sh*t! the Mac sounds just like a nerdy friend of mine. except he's smart enough not to own one.

stars dammit!!

5 for F.E.A.R.