i couldnt stop listening once it started. wow that lady is crazy.

Decided to listen all the way through. It was indeed worth it. I'm storing this in my favourites, although that makes me a terrorist.

unitedstatesoftelemarketing.ytmnd.com

wow, seems for what this lady said under any sensible system, she would be the one in trouble xD fived and faved.

Lol. But he earned it.

"oh.. your wife will leave you, believe me..." "I'm not married, ma'am." -silence-

Somewhat annoying... but better than the other stuff that has been in the top5 lately

Someone forgot their meds...

The best bit is that Alex clearly doesn't give a damn what she has to say so just goes along with it. When he starts saying 'yes' to her questions she's stumped. He totally owned her

every year for the rest of your life. You are a terrorist. I think I heard a click? "You don't have to give your last name?" Not if I don't want to.- Kazuma's favorite parts.

^_^

WOW lol!

I've been in a call centre and I know how crazy people can be, +5 for Alex ^^

f*cking awseome. A quality YTMND

How the hell did you get this audio. Tell your friends friend his mom is an interaweb star lol. And show her the site.

I'm getting a calm down!

omg funny, 5'd

YOU. CALLED. MY NUMBER. AOOOOWWWAA can you imagine being married to it :(

i can't believe how much he confused her just by saying telemarketers don't bother him.

T E L E M A R K E T I N G ... I S ... S E R I O U S ... B U S I N E S S ! 1 ! !

Ye gods! That guy had the patience of a saint. I would've jumped back at her after the first two minutes...

YOU'RE A RAPIST!!!!

YOUR GOING TO DIEEEE lmao

Someone needs to make a site with a game of pong, and on one side you have some crazy lady's face and on the other you have "Alex" and the lady keeps losing, and everytime she loses she says "We cannot win!"

hahahah

"YOUR ARE A RAPEIST! AND I HAVE A FREIND WHO WAS GANGRAPED!" Ok, and what did that have to do with telemarketing?

"It doesn't bother me m'am" ".......SO YOU AN ABUSER!"

He should have hung up so I didn't have to put up with sh*t like this in the top 5.

YOUR PHONE WILL NEVER STOP RINGING. This lady's phone will never stop ringing if we get her number. ^_^

"Police are listening!Do you hear the click?.... i heard a click" made of win and gold!

she sounds like she's a scientologist... throwing out insane crazy unfounded threats OF DEATH. But he is a tele-marketer :/

Rofflecakes.

-1

Holey sh*t! that was my mom's friend Jo Anne or howerver you spell it. She's even more phyco in real life.

Someone should have her talk to the crazy cable TV preacher guy. "I don't give a f*ck what you think, biatch!!"

"I'm having a calm down."

YOU ARE A RAPIST

GIVE ME HER NUMBER ILL PRANK HER 24/7

Very lame. I'm sick of people badmouthing telemarketers.

-3 for me listening to 8min.

"Your calls... kill people!" She was trying to get to the guys head, she didn't do a very good job.

I've never had a telemarketing call in my life. lol.

I lolled

this woman just annoys the crap out of me. Golden

This is absolutely hilarious! This lady can't do anything about the telemarketing calls. It would be a good idea to change your phone number if they keep calling. The telemarketer handled the call perfectly. If that was me I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. I would've been constantly laughing and that would've pissed off the lady even more. Haha, thanks for sharing this!

"i use to be an emt and people died because my answering machine was full!" XD ...she definitely has something very wrong with her. i've seen people that sounded like her on sh*tty daytime talk shows before. i wish i could remember what the mental illness is actually called. oh well. also, her screeching is horrific.

So you're telling me that your phone rings all day and you and your family don't care?- Yes. - Well your wife is going to leave you.

Telemarketing will bring about the downfall of Western civilization! It's UNGODLY!

also, who else thinks the scientologists are the ones who f*cked her up? she's talking a lot about the organziation she's apart of, and how people have died "literally!", and auditing... tax auditing, but still! maybe her brain just got a little jumbled after they used that men in black flashy thing on her.

classic

I'm Gods Warrior !! ! GARGOYLES

i'm sure this has been asked a few hundred times already, but how does an emt have an answering machine? if i called 911 in an emergency and got an answering machine, i'd...be a little surprised to be honest.

YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING IN IRAQ. YOU RAPIST!

damn, this woman is sad...

hahah! I love how she implies that people would stay on the line with telemarketers, instead of hanging up and dialing 911 in an emergency

roffles

that telemarketer guy is crazy by default, but that lady is f*cking nuts.

i thought the telemarketer was the crazy guy. misconception!!!!!

lol, bipolarity

this reminds me of the illegal photographer lady.

"The police are on the other line. Guys?" - silence - "...I heard a click." Wow. This is amazing.

that was long but worth it.

MY NUMBER AAHOooo, and she's the telemarketer!

OMFG.

what a bitch.

lol, that was meeee

What this needs is a transcript somewhere.

Wow. Just wow.

she is f*ckED

LOL, RAPIST?

I used to do tech support over the phone and the worst I was called was a "stupid mother f*cking communist f*ggot." I started cracking up... Communist? I didn't know people still used that as an insult :)

lol i don't know what's funnier, this call or the people trying to phonetize her exaggerated gasps. omg i'm gonna die rofl

I know telemarketers aren't exactly the most popular people around, but this lady takes things way to far. For once, I'm actually cheering for the telemarketer.

Holy sh*t... what a crazy whore... Shes going to have a heart attack "YOUR CALLED MY NUMBER" "HUGE GASP!!!" "you can hear the click in the minute" "Silence" "I heard a click" "Okay..."

HOOOOOOOOOOAAH!

Did she say home destruction?

A Rapist?

dennis bergkamp dennis bergkemp AWEAOOOEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't believe that is real....

"Not if I don't want to"

I was going to give it a 4, but it was too funny. 5'd

ouch ouch ouch, this poor woman is so fishing birds with honey, it makes me sick.

people dying from telemarketers....what is happening to the world!!!! lol

people die because my answering machine is full!

Needs NEDM

Telemarketers stole my f*cking cloudsong!!!!!! And why does that crazy bitch bring up gang rape and terrorism? She probably got called like twice, and she's bitching about it. I'm so glad I don't do customer service anymore.

I'd smack this dumb bitch. 5'd

Much respect to that guy.

THIS PHONE CALL IS UNGODLY!!

i loved how she reacted when he kept saying he woudn't care what she did, she just got quiet and didn't know what to say

is she half dragon? sounded like she was breathing fire a few times. "Not if I don't want to." ... "YOU SON OF A MOTHERf*ckER!"

I think she has to be pulling some kinda of practical joke. No one can be that ignorant, unless they're from West Virginia.

High Larry Us!

mentally insane

"I want to be a telemarketer now." QFT

X D. Now that I listened to the full thing it's that much better. If anyone's doing something illegal, it's her ROFL-X-DEE.

This lady is crazy, saying people were dying because of this guy? lol The name sounds like something on Ebaums.

Rolling, On, The, Floor, Laughing, My, Ass, Off. 5'd and Fav'd

people died because my answering machine was full alex

The best part? He was probably getting paid for every minute she kept him on the line with her ranting. His laughing was, I bet, because he knew he was getting paid.

3 for sound quality.

that guy is f*cking AWESOME

wow.... amazing

Is there a transcript of what she's saying?

does anyone know what the heck shes talking about when shes saying people died? and does anyone else feel like punching her in the face when your listening to that?

Lady has ISSUES

OMFG! THIS IS HILLARIOUS! "You don't compare yourself with RAPE?!?!?!?!"

LOL

Sort of reminds me of this lady... http://ungodlyfighter.ytmnd.com/

That telemarketer owns.

http://crazytelemarketingrap.ytmnd.com Thanks for the inspiration. Normally I wouldn't plug my sites like this, but I legitimately think that most people who like this site (and the creator of this site) will want to see mine as well.

YOUR WIFE WILL LEAVE YOU

wow.

Someone either took to many drugs or not enough . . .

I thought it was a preteen boy.

This delivers.

By the way, I made this after hearing it: http://telesneedtherapy.ytmnd.com/ Have a look if you're so inclined.

I was hoping Alex would blow up and cuss her out the whole time.

Not funny. If this makes it to be a fad, it will be the worst fad of all-time, byfar. How can so many people 5 8 minutes of unfunny boring sh*t about a spaz on a phone?

hahaha i would would just start laughing at her

sire azmodar has his tampon shoved up a little too far. amazing audio find. you win the internet

She's retarded...

The telemarketer sounds like he can't pronounce "tequila," if you know what I mean.

lmao!!!

please, please, please god let this spawn fads without end!

i love how the guy stays so calm

props to the guy for staying on the line. too funny to hang up i guess

YOU DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO RAPE!?!?!?!? LOLOLO

My ex-roommate was a telemarketer. They let him cuss out customers whenever he felt like it. If someone complained, hiss boss would say "I'll fire him immediately", then turn to my roomie and go "don't call her again." Moral of the story: Telemarketers kickass. Props.

You and your family just let the phone ring?! YOU SON OF BITCH!

"I'm A GOD Warrior!!!!"

I used to be a financial consultant and did most of my business over the phone. I was about to go to another "calling" job interview... now I'm not going. I spoke with maniacs like this.

This telemarketer has patience of gold.

LOL, "I hope this tape goes to court one day ma'am. Hehehehe."

crazy bitch

oh, and the only words she'd have to say to not get anymore calls are "Take me off your list." Once someone says that, you are legally tied to blocking their number and adding it to the DNC list. So many stupid mother f*ckers would freak out about getting calls and I'd say "you know, I can put you on the do not call list" and they'd be like "*sshole! I just said I don't want to be on any lists!"

"I had an appendix rupture because of a telemarketing call!" LOL dumb bitch!! *gaaaaasp*

Okay, I see a new ytmnd here. Fire-breathing psychopathic gasping dragon-bitch. Eh? Eh?

RAPIST! I too was gang raped by telemarketers....THEY CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR!

What makes this funny is that it's not even a prank or anything. Usually I wind up sympathizing with the person in this type of thing, but there's just no provocation whatsoever.

"And believe me, um... You... You... There are CONSEQUENCES" Crazy lady ftw

Props to the guy for having this much patience, and not bursting out into laughter or flaming the bitch back

wow. This makes me happy.

Crazy bitch... she needs some prozac, man.

This is beautiful, Favorite! || -1 for no image credit ||

lol this is great. i used to be a telemarketer. maybe she should um, you know, register on a no call list because contrary to her belief, telemarketing is completely legal. what a stupid bitch. she could also just say "don't call this number again" and they would have to remove the number from their call list.

how the f*ck did this guy stay calm this whole time

Congratulations, you're friend's work call has become the first inside joke worth making a fad out of.

this scares me

lol!!! dude your friends friends brother is so cool he just kept pissing her off!!!lolololol

What the f*ck

I'm reasonably sure that the girl was just messing with him.

Holy f*ck!

organization? audits? she must be a scientologist!!!

wow some people are very uneducated.

I just listened to her whole story... give me a Klondike Bar. rofl

Life Destroyer!

This is a big winner. Okay, I hate telemarketers but my phone service offers a block for these kinds of calls, any calls I take, if it's a Telemarketer, I hang up. Simple as.

gang raped????? OMG

You're a lying cruel... umm ummm... cruel lying criminal. Hanging up a phone is hard, I'm with this lady.

haha, that was great. I love how hes so calm the entire time, and how not calm the lady is... and If you ask a telemarketer to take your phone number off their list, they have to, or they are breaking the law. same if you refuse the product 3 times, otherwise its harrassment.

PEOPLE HAVE HERNIAS THAT RUPTURE!

Telemarketer = *sshole Lady = Crazy Bitch this YTMND = awesome

tl;dl

Her cake ended up a little crazy and he's trying to do the cookin' by the book if you ask me.

"we will find out who your family is and make sure they can never be on the no-call list, you are a murderer, you are a hater! you are a life destroyer! We will make sure your taxes are audited every year! You are a terrorist!" This woman is f*cking insane!

I'm surprised this isn't an "ultimate suffering" call. :P Sounds like that one hag from the Princess Bride too. "Boo! Queen of Slime!"

HAHA I NEED TO download this! Anyone have a link?

You know that lady has like 50 cats in her house. All probably named after her long dead husband.

how ebaumsworld hasn't stolen this yet i will never know

I was called a "destroyer" once during a midnight shift as a grocery store clerk... at least I'm not alone.

WHAT?

"MY GIRLFRIEND WAS GANG-RAPED!"

+1

Best YTMND ever, seriously my favorite. Tell this Alex guy (My name too :D) he's my f*cking idol. I love sh*t like this, this crazy bitch had better die of a heart attack after all that.

I have 100% respect for this guy, to keep his cool with this woman. I would scream right back at her, I hate people like that.

lawl, that is too funny!!

YOU SON OF A MOTHER f*ck

I just lost all faith I had in humanity...

She drew a line between telemarketing and the deaths of hundreds of people... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone has a family, ma'am.

"I heard a click." So did we. No, really. Also, telemarketing>>>gang-raping wtf? Props to the guy for staying cool.

Coming from years of telemarketing I can tell you this happens more than people think. There thousands of people in the US that need some effing therapy.

YOU'RE A RAPIST! YOU MOTHERF*CKER! PEOPLE HAVE MISCARRAGES! YOU'RE A TERRORIST! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANGRAPED!

L Oh EFFING L.

lol, I wonder who won in court :P

WOW, WHAT A f*ckING CRAZY c*nt!

she said being called was worse than gang rape?! what a f*cking sick bitch.

2- for the crappy quality..

The first word she says is her last name, I think.

5'd

"What State are you from"? "Insanity"

YOU ARE A LIFE DESTROYER, EVERY BREATH!

"Are the police really listening to this?" "LISTEN FOR THE CLICKS! - pause - I HEARD A CLICK!" What a crazy c*nt!

"My Friends friends brother?, are you a f*cking retard?..What the f*ck does that even mean...You have a friend (huey f*cking louie), and he has a friend (jolly joe asshat) and he has a brother? (sweet petey wheatstraw)...just say your friend's brother, or your friend, or better yet, just go find a well filled with menstrual blood and chuck yourself in it." Did that woman breed?

I had this image of her carving away at her dining room table with her nails during the whole call.

What the f*ck, has she never heard of the do not call list?

"My sister was gang-raped because of telemarketing calls" ROFL

O_o

Sounds like Marguerite Perrin.

"YOU RACIST! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANGRAPED!"

wow. 5'd.

Oh my.... This number needs to be given to ytmnd

LOL sigh white people.

hahaha

Best YTMND yet.

5 for the twats who downvote because of something thats completely out of your control, like sound quality and length It was funny, live with it

"a phone conversation between a seriously mentally ill woman and a sadist goading her on"

oh my god. i love how the guy is so calm while this crazy woman just screams down the phone. Ruptured appendix cause of Telemarketting? i dont think so. bitch.

That woman is the sort of customer that I used to deal with when I worked at CVS.

"YOU CALL PEOPLE'S HOUSES??!?" i thought that is what tele=marketers do

LOLOLOLOLOLOL WOW :D 5!

I'm actually on her side on this one.

This soooooo f*cking wins!

LMAO the best part is when he says "I hope they play this in court" and she says REALLY FAST "areyoulaugh..." then pauses. LMFAO!

"It doesn't matter what state it is! It's illegalyou'reahaterhurterlifedestroyer, I need your first and last name, the police are listening." Lmfao..she's trying so hard to sue a telemarketing company for money.

Telemarketing is serious business. also, AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gasp*

I love it when she screams. f*cking priceless. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

roflmfao! holy crap... I REALLY don't know what to say to this... other than this just made me laugh like nothing else! you just made my day! 5'd!

More permanent life destruction

YOU ARE A LIFE DESTROYER!

I voted six stars. __~~

I say sh*t like that to the Indian telemarketers.

I used to do telemarketing... The best thing I had was some guy said "Fiddlestcks" when I gave him a rebuttal.

lmao this is the best

hahahahahaha

DAM U U MAID ME LOOZ IQ POINTS YOU SHET U SOB OMG I HAF MY LIAR ON TEH FONE

LoL, terrorist!

I lost it at the "worse than a rapist" part.

lawl

LMFAO!!!! 555555

This wins so much.

Haha, and the guy just doesn't give a sh*t about what she says. XD

5'd for people die because my answering machine is full!

haha wtf looool :LOL

YOU'RE A MURDERER! That okay with you?! ... Yeah

long live downvoters!

I don't know who to feel sorrier for; the obviously off-balance woman or the abused telemarketer. I do know that it's f*cking funny, though.

YOU HAVE NO HONOR...MURDERER SODOMIZZEERRR..starting to sound like she's singing Holy Mountains by SOAD...she needs to really shut the f*ck up... oh btw great ytmnd!

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He totally pwn3d her over and over again, Alex "No Last Name" is a hero!

"You're a lying sonnavabitch sonnavabitch!" ...ok

I NEEEEEED THIS BITCHS NUMBER....3.50 dollars paypal to whoever gets it.

Holy sh*t...woman, hang up, hang up!

Someone should call her and reveal the master plan of the telemarketers.

AMPERSAND POUND EIGHTY-SIX

Never thought I would feel sorry for a Telemarketer.

HAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! O:

I don't think this woman knows what the f*cking word audit means.