hit mike jones up on the low

Agreed. I would pay 34 dollars for her phone number, right now.

+1

I love when she just screams and rambles...she sounds just like Don Vito. Nice job Alex!

+1

rofl rofl ROFL

+1

Sorry, had to add this as I kept listening...I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANG RAPED!

+1

I would pay 34 dollars for her phone number, right now.

+3

i hope this stays front page and doesnt get the YTMNSFW tag of death.

+1

i dont get it but its hella funny

+1

The man is a saint. he only loled twice...and he was talking in a low toned manner.. he must be a mormon XD or something... audit... SHES A f*ckING SCIENTOLOGIST...

+1

that bitch was retarded. i wanna get her number and act like a telamarketer.

+1

oops forgot to rate lol

+1

"You call people's HOUSES???!?!?!" ROFL this is amazing.

+2

forgot to rate again lol 5 star!!

+1

Absolutely classic. I don't like telemarketing, but this guy had class. I really hope his boss commended him for it. The woman? I wish nothing bad on her. Life is tough enough when you're old white trash from a red state.

+1

YOUR a life destroyer

lol, i can't believe people can be this crazy.

No, your friend's friend's brother got this off ebaum's. :-X

-3

Other away around. Ebaums doesnt have anything original.

+3

I love people like this. By that I mean I love laughing at them.

She Gasps a lot HAHAHA

My Friends friends brother?, are you a f*cking retard?..What the f*ck does that even mean...You have a friend (huey f*cking louie), and he has a friend (jolly joe asshat) and he has a brother? (sweet petey wheatstraw)...just say your friend's brother, or your friend, or better yet, just go find a well filled with menstrual blood and chuck yourself in it.

LOL ok going from racist to rapeist in 2 seconds = funny Crazy PSYCO WHORES MUST DIE, GET ME THE NUMBER AND I SHAL DELCARE FIRST STRIKE internet WAR ON HER

MY GIRLFRIEND WAS GANG-RAPED

Wow, what a psycho bitch.

I don't get why she's so pissed off...

5'ed for the " mam i am a supervisor" lmfao its like 10 times funnier if you work in a call center imo

+1

....hahhaa.

The sad part is this phone call can be found in every phone-related field in the country. That's why you keep having to talk to people from other countries for any kind of tech support / customer service.. people patient enough to deal with this crap (And it's a skill) don't want to work for the wage.

Definitely way too f*cking funny for life. Women can't control their f*cking emotions, especially dry-vagina'd old bitches who can't have kids and have nothing better to do with their time.

-1

Wow, I really feel like killing myself right now. It's amazing how stupid people are. I just want to remove myself from this planet. Please. Kill. Me.

-1

"Racist?!' LOL

also telemarketers are serious business.

Post her number please.

WE CAN'T WIN ! YOU'RE A MURDERER !YOU ARE A TERRORIST ! YOU ARE A RAPIST ! IT IS SO LIFE-DESTROYING ! YOU ARE A LIFE-DESTROYER ! YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE ARE FIGHTING IN IRAQ ! (this woman VOTES every election... and listens to talk radio religiously... persecution complex and paranoia... wow)

-1

f*cking awesome

Wow. We need her number.

we seriously need her phone number just to burst her other 5 appendixes.

Wow...

EPIC

You don't EVER call a human being!

lol! Why didnt she just hang up?

+1

lmfao.

auditing taxes...she is either a Jew or a scientologist. I put up with this sh*t every f*cking day.

LOL

'YOUR WIFE WILL LEAVE YOU!''I'm not married...'

WE NEED A NUMBER!!!

since this is definitely going to be spreading throughout the internet, i wonder how long itll be before this stupid bitch finds out and then kills herself

wow shes like some crazy old bicth lol i feel sry for the guy

I guess she is not interested in Long Distance savings. He must have called during dinner.

SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORGOT POLAND!SHE FORG

-1

f*cking awesome. That bitch is insane.

YOU ARE A RASCIST!

I don't get it. What is she talking about?

Thats why guns are legal

Hey, stupid whiny white trash bitch, HANG UP THE f*ckING PHONE! Also, if she needs her phone so much for paramedics, just think of how much valuable seconds she is wasting by cussing out a telemarketer. (Protip: The more good jobs there are in the market, the less people will stick to telemarketing)

Guns dont kill people... phone calls kill people lol

+1

Jesus.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What a stupid f*cking c*nt.

OMG that was rofl! She certainly made a good argument as to why he should give his last name... I think he was just about to :p

That is insane.

+4 for being funny as hell, -1 because there are people in the world like that crazy lady, +1 because there are people in the world like your friend's friend's brother.

If she didn't freak out as soon as I opened this, you were getting a one for this because it was eight minutes long. But this is awesome.

i usually talk dirty to telemarketers...sometimes i get lucky

Phones....gang rape...telemarketer... _> *pulls out magnifying glass* I don't see any fricking correlation whatsoever... Will work for crazybiznatch's phone #!

Hilarious.

Who is this woman? I want to skull f*ck her to death, I'll be a murderer, a hater, a life destroyer after listening to her f*cking rant like this

I bet she has more than 5 cats in her house.

Wow. WOW.

Wow. WOW scary. Some people...I mean telemarketers are worse than terrorists in iraq, and are worse than getting gang raped?

Telemarketing has to be the single most depressing job in the world...It's just a good thing that these guys can have the occasional psycho b*tch caller like the one in this clip to brighten up their mood from time to time.

it would make this funny, if he called back right after she hung up.

wow... I really want to write somekind of long comment on how crazy this bitch is... but this is too much man.. wow... Favorited.

Here's your five stars.

5'd because I was a telemarketer for 5 monthes and I can totally relate.

Damn lady, I used to do telemarketing. If people didn't want it, they hung up. I seriously would have been like, "I hope 30 more people die because of this you dumb bitch, I hate you, I hate this job, good bye." Hang up, walk out, get a new job.

geez...unplug your phone...

That telemarketer's a better man than I. I take calls for a cable company (cable customers who call in are usually not happy) and I would've chewed that lady up and spat her out. lol @ calling someone's phone caount as "breaking and entering"

People died because my answering machine was full.

XD

hahahahhahaha i loved this man. did it ever got o court? i woulda sued that bitch for threatinng me and i woulda juast given her the last name of someone i really hate

Too funny. I'm still confused on how telemarketers phone calls correlate to being forcefully f*cked. What a dumb bitch. :p

UNIVERSE TIER

What a bitch... I mean telemarketers ARE annoying, but they're still people. Alex = pwnage

wow... Telemarketing is SERIOUS Buisness!!

It would be hard not to laugh out loud at her.

lame

HAY GUYS I HEARD THE CLICK

"not if i dont want to"

PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD MISCARAGES BECAUSE OF TELEMARKETING!!!

I love this, it's still playing.

"Your wife will leave you." "I don't have a wife." Awesome.

Rapist? Omg this is f*cking awesome. She's calling him a rapist, and blaming telemarketors for her girlfriend being gang raped.

hes a rapist!

lol i want this person's phone number.

The best part of this whole thing is that he was getting payed for that whole conversation haha this guy rox. Next time a telemarketer calls, im going to have a deep and intimate conversation with him/her. ...also cocks

"Can I talk to your supervisor? " " I AM the supervisor." so classic xD

I've worked at a call centre for more than a year and a half and the best thing about the job is the foaming at the mouth raving loonies like this.

But,if we get it, we'll have our taxes audited!! Heheh I'd like to see her try. YTMND is basically invincible, I mean if Scientology's lawyer couldn't do anything, who can?

Lol terroist!

People like her need to be shot in the head.

My god.. all those times I used the phone to contact people, all those poor people who I mercilessly slaughtered.. I didn't know! I DIDN'T KNOOOOWWW!

I almost feel as bad for the lady as the guy. She obviously ahs some major mental problems. Telemarketers are rapists.

5!!

"YOU NASTY SOB!" w00t Ahahaha she called him a terrorist, does that mean he gets headbutted?

Telemarketing is a hard job. Here's a hint, if you aren't interested all you have to do is politely request that your name and number be added to their No-Call list. However, if the organization is dependant on calls (such as non-profit) you will be called again if you make another donation. The angrier you are the funnier it is to the telemarketer and less likely you'll be put on the No-Call list.

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I see this being used in many ytmnds to come...HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

"YOU ARE A TERRORIST" "mmhmm"

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

LISTEN YOU'LL HEAR THE CLICK ..I HEARD THE CLICK

Jesus christ I get these calls from people who call us.

simply incredible. as a former telemarketer, ill donate to the paypal fund to get this womans number

wow...I wish I could 5 it even more with "I had an appenidx rupture" LOL AOOOOOOOOOOOO

long

TELEMARKETING IS UNGODLY!!!

She reminds me of my last ex sadly enough. I hope that guy showed that tape to someone else important.

LOL TELEMARKETING CAUSES RAPE.

LISTEN YOU CAN HEAR THE CLICK.....(no click sound)....I heard a click.

THANX for puting this up i was laughing for the whole 8 minutes. me and my friends when a telemarketer calls we prank them my usual thing to say is "would you like to buy a box of chocolates for 95 cents?"

This n*gg*s is crazy.

This woman needs serious help. Still, I have to say I hate telemarketers too. Not with that much passion though. -1 for making me sympathize with a telemarketer.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE POST THE PHONE NUMBER

LOL, "you let the phone ring?! You're an abuser!!!!!!!"

Huge internet legend right here.

women are f*cking insane

5'd

more life destruction than gang rape.

See what happens when you outlaw killing people? I hope her tongue is sawn off with a piece of paper.

Holy sh*t...

i have a feeling theirs going to be a few ytmnds with this involved, uh oh new fads, "lol, telemarketing"

I dunno if that Do Not Call stuff works, but I signed up for it for a few years, and it's worked somewhat. Doesn't stop the prank caller, but stops stupid telemarketers.

We can not Win WE CAN NOT WIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I can't believe this is real, but it's funny none the less

Oh man if only they let me have some of the calls I used to take.

LoL! Oh god that is just beyond awesome.

This is effin great.... "you are a terrorist"

omfg I love this...

Somebody needs to inform this bitch of the wonders of cellphone technology. I never thought I would feel so sorry for a telemarketer, but damn...

lol he sounds like H.A.L

"GIVE ME YOUR LAST NAME!" "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Now that's a real man. Putting up with some pshyco bitch punching his dick. Heed his words this day, gentlemen - there walks a God among men.

OMFG she calls him a rapist...thats great LOL

you want a 5? ok...sure....fine....doesn't bother me...

"I had my house broken into!" "I had a girlfriend who was raped!" "You will all be audited!" And holy cow, sounds like she's married.. I wonder if her husband has burst an appendex yet?

WE WILL HAVE YOUR TAXES AUUUUUUUDITEEEEEEEEED

my appendix ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...he screams are interesting.

She called him a terrorist! Ha!

LMFAO!!!

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP

rofl omg 5

fad this plz

She's probably from Texas...

^I resent that.

Lol.

Only an american....

Wow, props to the telemarketer. Seriously, he hates his job (you can hear it from the beginning) and he does a good job handling this crazy UNGODLY woman.

This once again proves that most women get absolutely angry about the most petty sh*t. I seriously doubt a man would ever do this.

lol the dude hadled it so well! "I hope they play this tape back in court hahahahaha"

Thats because we don't PMS, VG-Emblem... XD

lol i love it when she gasps!

lol at one point she said, "You don't ever call a human being." lmao

"I don't think that would bother me; I'm on the Do Not Call list." lmao

These 5 stars are for your friend's friend's brother for keeping his cool. Please deliver them, sephiroth112688.

I bet shes fat too.

I want to be a telemarketer now.

the best part was when she called him a racist.

YOU CALLED MY HOUSE...ohohohohhhh!!!!!! :o

what the f*ck?

ROFL!!!!!!1, I want to make a remix of this sooo bad!!!

YOU ARE A RAPIST!! I'M A RAPST? THAT'S A PRETTY HARSH ACCUSATION LOLOLOLOLOLOL

My, what a crazy bitch

We need "The Un-funny Truth About Telemerketing" by Smoothmedia.

This better be on the next YTMND sountrack.

hahahah that was awsome

I used to be an EMT, people died because my answering machine was full...being an EMT its really hard to imagine situations where this is even posssible assuming the person was smart enough to pass the national registry

I also noticed that this lady sounds like the lady who played jerrimiah's mom in detroit rock city and dirk digglers mom in boogie nights

Wow... pure gold.

Awwww...reminds me of the days when the customers of a Major Computer Corporation would yell and scream bloody murder at me because they downloaded Bonzi Buddy.

Bonzi Buddy is bad? ...OSHI-

that used to be my job x_x

And a five, too.

Did she just say "You are worst than a terrorist!" ? HAHAHA Priceless call.

"What... What is your tax number?" "We know three people that hae died... literally..." What a dumb bitch.

How is "auditing" the worst threat she has?

Alex f*cking pwns that crazy-ass b*tch! HAHA

lets call this biatch! and talk some sh*t!

Does this person live in Iowa by any chance?

Wow. :D

"You are a terrorist, you are a racist!" :)

...Racist? XD

"People can't call for help because of you!"... Is it wrong that I thought he should of said "Well, They could have used their mobile phones" ?

OH MY f*ckING GOD. HOLY sh*t. WOW. "THE POLICE ARE READY!"

This rivals "CLOUDSONG" as best flip out ever.

"I hope they play this tape in court mam." - LMFAO. OWNED!

I want her to die, literally.

THE POLICE ARE LISTENING. Listen to the click..... hear the click? I HEARD A CLICK.

RAPIST TELEMARKETER

my appendix almost exploded after listening to that

crazy more like f*cking annoying

i was gang raped by telemarketers

this is the longest ytmnd I have ever viewed, AND IT WAS WORTH IT LOL!!! crazy bitch ..

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Telemarketing is worse than rape"

This is why the telemarketer's have a rough time

Why was this taken off the Top 15? YTMND can suck sometimes.

holy sh*t, that chick is psycho! and awesome as well ...

zomg cocks and dicks 4 everyone

... and why is that guy still on the line? he should have hung up the first 30 seconds.

That was amazing, even better than Mr. Burges***!

"You're lying you son of a bitch! ..ok"

is it even real? no one could exaggerate it that much, could they?

Terrorists Win.

"I will find you and put you on every list in the world!" What a BSer. You don't have to answer the phone. "You think you're not a rapist!?"

this will be hosted on ebaumsworld dot com

5'ed for awesome

Oh, the irony when the polics show up at her door.

What the f*ck is up with her?

lol, he stole her cloudsong alright...

Sounds like scientologists. WHAT CRIMES HAVE YOU COMMITTED?!?!?!?!?

telemarketers killed my father and raped my mother

She sounds like the spase peepole CRACK HEAD on bum fights.

what a bitch!!

Oh my god!

YOU don't get to ask me any questions!

Oh my freaking god!

if any one can tape the court and see the judge lmao that would get most viwed

lol...maybe she should just change her number?

Is that the Cloudsong kid's mom?

Telemarketing = worse than gangrape. This could be an internets sensation.

I guess this woman would rather have rapists take the place of telemarketers. Good call, stupid ass.

Wow.... He took it so well!

telemarketing is serious business

i work at a call center. this is the sort of thing i deal with. it makes me smile. :)

f*ck telemarketers, f*cking unwanted pests mother f*ckers call here all the time asking to do surveys and sh*t. Is there not a do not call list? Jesus f*ck

LOL the telemarketer is so relaxed; marketing & sales ftw

I consider telemarketers worse than rapists, terrorists, AND racists. :D

The unfunny truth: This is better than scientology.

POST HER NUMBER!!!

And there was 7 more minutes of this crap you say?

i dont have to if i dont want to lol

"is that a threat?"

The telemarketer is the good guy.

Rapist = 5 stars

Wowzerz

yes yes yes yes yes!

life destruciton! life destruction! this is great