The preloader is not for sync purposes, but simply for preloading purposes. I think it just comes across better when you don't see the image first and then wait for the big sound to load.

First to 5? Wootsause!

Boy you did that really well, I'm plesasntly surprised

lol, you've even managed to capture the feel of those freaking annoying DJs always screaming in the background on mixtapes. All teh internets are belong to you.

Wow, that is really well done. I love the "you're a hater" bits, it's perfect!

Wow, more than 2 voters! Took long enough.

you can put it on the board......yes!!

kick ass

ok.. yuo seriously win the internets!

Not too bad.

-2

it doesn't bother me ma'am

Indeed

WIN

I love ytmnd's new fad :D

rofl f*cking mao

Hilarious. Inevitable.

you're a life destroyer RAAAAAUUGHH you're a RAAAAAUGHH RAAAAUUUGH RAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!!!

sweet.

5'd

thats GREAT =p. I really hope she finds ytmnd one day.

nice touch adding "i heard a click" XD

*Gasp* *Gasp* *Gasp* lol

someone should try to get some more weird sounds out of her though, or just get one word clips on repeat like "die die die! raaaaugh" etc.

god damn lol

This is why I love ytmnd.

OMFG AUTOMATIC FIVE! I love this its great that you did a rap remix lol!

wow this should be on the top 15 now

"This is what we do"...I am born anew in your genius.

Oh yeah, this Rox!

almost a 5

I hate rap, but I love this.

Very well done

This is my favorite YTMND to date. You win, SirLemming! Have a million internets! And f*ck the downvoters!

It's funny, but the sound quality is too poor to 5 it... sorry.

after hearing this, it makes me wonder what fun the hassad market calls could provide

THE NEW COSBY BEBOP

lol, flows well.

Just fix the image, save it to better quality gif and animate it. awesome sound!

Definately a 5, nice audio edit.

"Just fix the image, save it to better quality gif and animate it." Animating it would be pretty hard. I suppose I could, but it seems unnecessary. Also, it's a 256-color PNG. It's stylized, not missing colors.

nice job, man. i love the parts where she goes "WOOOOOOO". makes it sound more like a real rap song

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! This is spectacular!

Wonderful.

Nice. Good job!

You know what would be really funny is if this crazy lady actually saw all the stuff. LOL BTW well done.

okok

yeah man ..sweet audio

Finally a non-cosby site from you. :p

This is brilliant! 5'ed for the 5ness

heh, nice work. better than your bebop, in fact

good show!

Weak rap

I got 99 problems but telemarketing ain't one

/snicker Sounds like System of a down.

BAhahahaahahaahahahaha.

She gotta get. That. Dirt off her shoulder.

wow, this is actually really good.

you win five internets

If only you could make it rhyme a bit.

Nice, funny stuff!

great!

Lol nice work

SirLemming does it again

Great job. :) SirLemming, the always flavor-lish Jay-Z, Two-Oh-Oh-Seven-AN, what what! HWUOOOO.

turn the music down and/or the voice up and you'll get all 5.

Kewl.

i cant hear it

^nvmd 5d

f*ckin awesome!

This had to be done and I'm glad.

I can hardly hear it

giant cocks batman

good, but difficult to hear the lady

I really think it's fairly easy to hear the lady... Maybe not in one or two spots, but the original audio is telephone quality, so that's to be expected. If I turn her up much louder it'll just sound really annoying.

If this doesn't get top 15 I'll have to let Osama go.

Can you feel the sunshine?

SirLemming, you are fast becoming my favorite YTMND user.

dont playa hate on me

yo yo yo

I started laughing unontrollably at "Here's what we do"

Amazing.

you win humanity and sex

Dantheman, your YTMND grudge against me is laughable. Get a life. (And look at my site profile, you might learn a thing or two.)

+1

And if spin-offs bother you so much, guess what: every YTMND is a spin-off. That's why they're YTMNDs. If you don't want spin-offs, go somewhere else. YTMND is not Newgrounds or DeviantArt or an independent film festival. Plus, this spin-off took a heck of a lot more work and imagination than the original (not to discredit the original).

+1

Further ruminations: The entire idea of YTMND is to take pre-existing things and put them into humorously (or at least entertainingly) different contexts. That's precisely what this YTMND is. There are very few YTMNDs that are 100% original content, and even fewer good ones, because that's not what YTMND is about. In conclusion, Dantheman is a murderer, a hater, a life destroyer.

+1

Man, this rant is even more cringe-inducing now that Dantheman's comments are no longer here.

Brilliant mix - better than Dre vs. Cosby! Crazy lady's misplaced schizo anger outbursts now sound like an appropriate hardcore, emotionally charged rap delivery. She could be the next Lady of RAGE. ;)

This is the single greatest thing that has ever existed in the history of all things.

good idea... but didn't work out... horrible quality.

The quality is intentional. It's on the phone.

I wouldn't say "intentional"... but yeah

holey sh*t sirlemming you kick ass. look out for mlkj he might steal this like last time.

I CALLED YOUR NUMBER!!!!!! (which is 5, by the way)

YOU'RE A RACIST! OMG I HATE YOU! AHWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 5'd

This is mad of win.

This is golden. *favs*

This is so awesome that I think it should be just as popular as the original recording that it came from. I don't understand why this didn't make it to the front page or the internet beyond! Seriously, great job. Everyone I show the original to, I show this as well.

you don't have to animate it if you don't want to. I don't want to m'am. YOUSONOFAMOTHERFUC rofl.

shoutout to the murderers the haters and life destroyers

This is awesome

Brilliant, very well done!

better than cosby rap. this is teh pwn.

Echoing "OOOOOUHHHHH!" FTW. This was really great.

5

Wow, someone downvoted you cause you only make spin-offs? Ridiculous. How about he tries to make the next rap song off a crazy woman's telephone call -_-. BTW Awesome song

WOOOOOOOOO!

Brilliant

If you make the telemarketer voice louder ill make it 5.

very nice, 5'd

AWESOME

uh, uh uh uh..

how long is it, but worth a listen?

I prefer this text.

You win it.

Really f*cking good.

god I love the internet. anything can be made into a hilarious rap song.

how the hell did I give you a 4 earlier? I downloaded the song and looped it 4 straight times and gave you only a four. Well, fived now. Sorry it took me so long.

5 zomg

F*cking awesome.

BEST EDITING EVER

That's awesome

awesome, though the cyberman mix is even better

remember kids: when shopping for remixes, look for the seal: SirLemming means quality!

wow XD

holy motherf*cking sh*t

lame

This is f*cking long, lawl

d-_-b

This is criminally underrated. YTMND is a life destroyer!

WHAT!?

well done.

wow

Her voice needs to be a little louder...

This RULES

Outstanding. The amount of effort you put in is palpable, with really good payoff. From a looper to a remixer, I salute you.

You're a murderer. You're a hater. You're a life destroyer. You call people's HOUSES!!?!?? You're winner!

Turn the music up in the headphones.

5'd excellent job. even though jay-z has been a homo since volume 3

I actually don't think I've even heard the original "Dirt Off Your Shoulder".

Dude! This was awesome! Nice work! 5 shtars!