wow, i never noticed she was so flat chestedd :(

huh, they did actually photoshop larger breasts for the us version.

There are no boobs in the UK.

ROFL!!!

I like the US version. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

Good choice of music.

lol,boobs.

yes, we're simple folk. Those weren't Julia Roberts legs in Pretty Woman, They upped the boobsize on Gwyneth Paltrow's "Shallow Hal" poster (the skinny version, not the fat suit one), yada yada yada...

Also (and don't go spreading this around) - The voice of Darth Vader at the end of Revenge of the Sith? NOT Hayden Christensen's real voice. Scandal.

lol, horny Americans

holy crap

Americans love titties... FACT!

+1

ahahahahah GG PHOTOSHOP

I think anyone who DOESN'T think this is a good change needs to hang themselves. I'm not the patriotic sort, but God Bless America.

wow she's fatter in the UK too. too much tea will do that to you..

hmm

This woman's broken, she don't have titties

lol i just called an anorexic actress fat loooooolll

u.s. wins?

I've heard of this long ago, but I'd have never thought of putting it to THIS music. You win.

lol, she lacks breasts

Hey you blame USA for expressing its god given right to love tities?

Srsly, perfect music.

And she doesn't change facial expressions!

Yanks like titties. Simple as that.

Wow nice comment ac6517, it just shows that you know f*cking nothing about anything. Well done!

The music totally makes this one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I f*ckING LOVE THAT GAME!!! I DOUBT MOST OF THIS LOSERS EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS

POWER, UP!! Great audio choice. Either way Keira is hot so it doesn't matter.

Like the Daily Show says, It all has to do with the British obsession with the stout.

5 just for the music alone. hahahaha I love Altered Beast

of course the us poster kicks so much more a$$ usic could be better though

"No sex please, We're British."

LOL, the US poster showcases GLOWING ARMPITS!!!

I found this on Wikipedia article for the King Arthur movie: "There has been some controversy concerning the differences between the European movie posters and the United States posters, in that the US posters, Keira Knightley's chest was digitally increased to a C-cup, whereas she has an A-cup. This was done with Knightley's permission however, and she has said she really doesn't care."

its depressing how hot and flat she is

Only if you're a breast-obsessed weirdo. :P

yeah, that's pretty much a "male" i have no idea how they got her boobs to look so perky for Pirates 1. but you know what? she's hot, boobs or not.

Actually, That's before and after touch ups for everyone's poster.

..and yet it still did poor in the box offices.

Feh. I like 'em little.

+5 for Altered Beast... Great game!

lol the music, Altered Beast

altered beast for the win. "WISE FWOM YO GWAVE!!"

You get to see em in "The Jacket." They are cute little boobies!

We like things bigger here in the US. Food sizes, nuclear arsenals and boobies.

haha. She looks disgusting in the UK one, which is obviously the truth. Also

dope bewbs!

The title of this YTMND should be "ALTERED BREAST".

I'm so incredibley shocked. I told my friends she didn't have those in the movie. :>

lol, america

altered beast was the wondersh!t

Actually, they changed the poster over here (England) as well. She complained about it and had a special one made and mass produced everywhere.

Shes still hot.

+1

lol british people dont have photoshop

USA > U.K.

Perfect sound.

UK doesn't objectify women, dolts.

-1

I think that it's just a looser chest-leather thing in the UK, and some makeup for the lips and so on. Still, nice find.

5 for Altered Beast music, what a wierd shirt rippingly fun game!

Also, a tan/sucked in gut.

She needs to lay off them beers!

whoa im confused, but god bless america!

WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM

"She looks disgusting in the UK one" Shame on you. Concerning the stomach/torso at least, that is the average shape of most women, UK or US, beautiful or otherwise. You only see the ones that either constantly suck in the gut, or starve themselves.

Best use of Altered Beast I've ever seen. Well done.

I like the UK poster better. f*cking fake *ss american bullsh*t.

thank you for bringing this to my attention. amen to above; f*ck the fake tit trend man. f*ckin fake *ss american media bullsh*t

The mix between Keira Knightley and anything from a videogame with two men in leotards and speedos with sickeingly bulging muscles that take steroids is beyond my understanding.

Wow, this is kinda depressing. Do our women need to be that perfect for us Americans?

did they airbrush the entire american version? its a shame that keira's name always pops up in 'her face on HER body?' conversations. REAL IS BEAUTIFUL

Now just add a pic of her with natalie portmans head as the PTKFGS version. They look the damn saem anyway.

UK Women: Disgusting and vile teeth/accents, know it alls who are too hard to get in bed. US Women: (The ones that arent fat) Good looking, good teeth, no annoying accent, easy to get in bed.

You mentioned all the qualities that makes me like UK women and dislike US women. :D

Altered Beast lol

god the US sucks, this is why women growing up hate themselves and treat us men like sh*t :|

OMG!

POWER UP indeed. too bad they couldn't photoshop a better movie

UK > USA

Bless you photoshop, Giving people false dreams and distorted illusions for years.

Also cocks.

superbe

Nice find.

they needed 'extra encouragement' to see a crappy movie that bombed with or without breasts

shes not flat, its a very tight fitting top ;)

Because we have higher standards than you brits! [jk]

She's hot either way.

Sham dame? Damn shame.

thats not UK/US picture... the the origional shoot/edit for all posters picture

WOW This was pretty cool when I saw it in 2004, you morons. Nice random music choice. 1'd with extreme prejudice.

5'd for ALTERED BEAST!

wtf?

Hot either way... but 4 for music.

wow - her tits grew! also, lol for altered beast music

+5 for sound.

wow...she has the chest of a 9 year old boy

Rofl.

Yup, I knew she was a no figure nasty *ss skeleton skank, thanks for showing everyone else!

"UK > USA" QFT

wow, at least the uk isnt shallow and will show her tummy.

sh*tty movie

bigger bewbs, smaller gut FTW

she was pretty young when she did that poster, she grew some boobs for pirates of the carribean 2

o rly? http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg

uk version ftw

I LOL'd.

lol, altered beast

Probably not even her real body.

took me a few seconds to realize it was her breasts that were altered, dunno if that's good or bad

NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV NARV

Poor Brits. I feel bad for them.

I dunno, the UK version doesn't look edited or nearly like the 'final' version, perhaps thats just the unedited for both? Oh well cool find

TITTAAAAYS!

WTF YRCUILFD&TIYI:IRSO:YUITDKL

id hit that

-2 for sh*tty music.

duh, nobody wants to see a flat-chested pasty chubby bitch

Breasts or no breasts, she still looks like a man.

US > Britain

She's changing boob impressions!

5'd for the excellent music

make one ytmnd and the other PTKFGS

My life is ruined. POWER UP!

I get it. American audiences prefer silver-tipped arrows.

repressed sexual victorian era 4tw!

HELL YEAH!!

Guess they finally got her a push-up jerkin.

interesting...

booooobiess

holy sh*t, 5 just for altered beast music...POWER UP!!!

they should have made them bigger. Like, way bigger

I know I wouldn't have gone to see the movie without the promise of big jugs.

she looks like she has horrible armpit hair in the british one.

God Bless America

love the stupid Americans thinking this is making fun of the British

POWER UP

Being a graphic designer I know for a fact that almost ANY image you see of a celebrity and/or model (both male and female, but mostly the latter) on magazines, covers, posters, spreads, advertisements, billboards, etc. are always altered and touched up in some sort of way. We live in such a fake media driven society that the truth just isn't good enough, everything in the media needs to be perfect. On a less serious note, 5 for touched up gut and digital boob job.

I still think Keira Knightley is hot.

Also, I agree with LupinTheThird; "Altered Breast" would have made a great title for this YTMND. Not saying you ought to change it, however. I just like the idea. And god bless Photoshop, too. I don't care if it's "touched up" and thereby "fake", because fantasies don't run on facts.

They Tightened up the graphix

There's also an interview of her complaining about how the US make her breasts big.

She looks hawt in both pics. Keira Knightley>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Hurley for Hawt British women.

"UK doesn't objectify women, dolts." ROFL! America, f*ck YAH!

LOL the UK doesn't like boobs. LOL @ U!

And man did it need it.

5'd for the "Altered Breast" comment. The background also looks better in the US version, it brings out her hair. But then, anything looks better with cleavage in front of it.

God Bless America.

flat can be hawt

lol @ audio

Fived for Altered beast sound/music.

America pwns England. (Your queen's teeth are green.)

English people are inherently fugly. They need American CGI to look beautiful.

"English people are inherently fugly." Surely that would be 'inherited' into most Americans? LOL

I don't know what is more pathetic: Her chest, or the fact that it was photoshopped for the US promo.

iz agree w/ Humphro

i always liked little boy nipples better than gilr ones anyway!

lol, puberty

She really has no tits at all does she?

I love altered beast!!! make another with some classic altered beaest characters.

+1 for Keira Knightley -3 for busting my bubble (no more fapping to King Arthur now, what is that movie good for now, dont tell me the story cause I'll know you're lying) +100000000 for Altered Beast theme. Power up those boobies Kiera!!

Her stomach and posture were also altered. Wow. God Bless America.

ah, i love living in the us...

Music was perfect!

5'd for Altered Beast. One of my fav games in elementary school. lawl

I prefer American...

Wow! She has less boobage than mila jovovich! You cannot see it with the naked eye! (5 stars for +3 leather armor of sexyness)

Still hot either way

PEOPLE ALTER PICTURES??!!? Crazyness.

breast were inhansed... also her belly is smaller.

higher standards people

gahhhh!!!!! noooooooooooo1!!!!!! everything i know has been a lie! a LIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

5 for altered beast

She has furniture disease, her drawers moved into her chest. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha...

Good find.

The "UK Poster" isn't a poster, it is the raw photo. This fails to deliver.

Lol.

whatev, she still ubar hawt.

Altered Beast! You win!

Keira doesn't change facial expressions.

Check out her IMDB pictures, too. She looks WAY older than 21 in that white dress, imo.

man, i hate my country

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slim really fast...+boobies :D

Add tits, subtract fupa. God bless America

I like the UK poster best

altered beast for the win

Awesome music.

like the others said.. the music makes it a 5.

LOL POWER UP LOLOL!!!

Haha great choice of music. Power up!

5'd for Keira Knightley and the emphasis on boobs