What the hell? XD

Volume 17 this sh*t

titty, today

This is prime trolling. 5

WALRUSMAN Does not know art /sarcasm /sarcasm

lol wtf

HA HA HA, f*ck yeah

Too fast at times, and I cant't read with that annoying music in the background. Also, your text spills on the side and you can't read some of it. 3'd for mediocrity.

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BOOOOO

you can't read that fast because your name is eric bauman

+1

:D cute, i left a comment

hahahah

lol

funny.

I upvoted that milk

"Men of great knowledge must have...engineered this substance." SKEET SKEET.

This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Also, I posted a review (brian, age 7).

Post a comment!

I feel the squid's pain... :'(

hehe I took part in the festivities! It'll probably be taken down, so here it is: "Tuscan Whole Milk does not come from a truck. It comes from a series of tubes from the the mammal ut utters. And what heppens to you you, own personal milk? I just the the other day whole milk was sent from my staff at 10 oclock on friday and I got it yesterday. WHY? Because it got tangled up with all these things that going on shopping market commercially! - Ted Stevens, Washington, DC"

2 for amazon selling milk +1 for user comments. +2 for the comment referencing apocalypse now.

Awesome! Thanks for leaving the comments on the milk everyone!

omg, I have never lol'ed as much as I did for the Apocalypse now quote.

done

No 1 today.

It was kinda hard to read, fixed that, let me know if anything else is messed up

lol at the Thirst Quenching Guaranteed post

I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.

lol

Milk, it does a body good.

CANT STOP LAUGHING

+1

yeah

You can put it on the board.. where my n*gg* at?

Comedy f*cking genius.

This is, btw, one of the funnier ytmnd "group exercises" I've seen yet.

+1

Cow's Milk gives cats diarrhea.

"you can't read that fast because your name is eric bauman" <-- Fived for that

hehe awesome

Mine: I was expecting this milk to be a normal gallon of milk. I was too lazy to get up off of my chair and drive down to the store, so I just ordered this "Tuscan" stuff off of the internets. The package was delivered in a couple days, and to my surprise, it wasn't milk at all! It was cottage cheese! But let me tell you, this cottage cheese is special. It gave me the ability to squirt diarrhea out of my anus for 2 weeks straight. I lost 25 pounds! I now fit into my high school wardrobe!

+4

mine: At first taste, this milk may seem to many to be the most heveanly beverage around, but don't be fooled. At great risk to my own personal health, I am here to warn you about the dark secret of this milk. Do not be fooled, fair citizens, this is not milk at all. This milk IS PEOPLE. that's right, it's all the peace protesters that Bush wrangled up, and liquified. "Why, then," you ask, "is it white? I'd imagine that ground human would be red or pinkish." well the answer to your question is: Bleach. That

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Damn, mine hasn't showed up yet

lol, great stuff guys, thanks!

Out-f*cking-standing. Me, Frank and Gunter pissed in my pants laughing.

How long does it take for it to show up? I did say the word anus, do you think thats why it didnt show up?

My baby's new face? Plastic surgery is not for babies. 5'd.

+1

SenatorJohnMcCain After you click preveiw on the next page there is a link that says create pen name, click that and then go through everything

In homage to thegiantsnail's Chomskybot comments, I posted as Chomsky. Makes sense to me.

I did all that, it even says I made a review for it, im just wondering if they are holding me back for saying "anus" and "diarrhea"

Posted mine. I'M A SCIENTIST ! I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE ! IN SCIENCE !

Ahhh the joys of Amazon. =)

boomaga has no time for sex.

NETM

I love the internet. I really do.

DOODS! CHECK OUT THE LATEST REVIEW BY WORLD FAMOUS VILLAN, LEX LUTHOR! tis mine. lollers

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"I love the internet. I really do." you can thank Al Gore.

Yay mine showed up!

yay, I sent you mine VIA PM

The lex luthor one is great. I got the PM, lol.

I like this one: This milk was so good I decided to show it to all the children in the neighborhood, I even added my own "special milk" to the great tuskan milk...^_^

AHHAHAHAH

i'm a fast reader and i agree with most of Eric--Bauman's comment

Just added mine. Hope it'll be up soon.

posted with obligatory hitoshi reference

OMG, this is so hilarious....I have an acct there and am on my way to posting....

I had to: "5'd for happy cat"...... :)

5'D for hilarious reviews!!!

5 because I love milk.

Damn, in hindsight, I should've put "no milk today" somewhere in the review.

mine's probably gonna be deleted but here it is: "Savant got me some of this milk off what she calls "the internet" and it's absolutely spiffing, old bean. Tasted like fresh sperm from my absolutely spiffing dick, then chilled with magic. Reccomended this to all the Temple Knights, and they just called me sick, but I say it's absolutely spiffing. I would sit on that park bench all day and drink this if my armor didn't have cum stains on it. Oh well. Sincierly, Sir Tiffy Cashien Head of the Temple Knigh

wow, someone at the supermarket is a dumbf*ck.

I posted mine about girlfriend's lactose intolerance

lol.

ha just read the Time Traveler one....lol, ....."5'd for happy cat" ftw

Here's my stupid post I put up there. WANTED: Somebody to buy milk on the internets with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 98663, Oakview, CA 93002. You'll get paid after we drink it. Must bring your own weapons and be able to crawl through a series of tubes. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. And just as a stupid FYI, the PO Box is what YTMND turns out to be on a telephone pad.

Great stuff...

And mine was just about cocaine... how sad. :(

sweet

OUR MILK... IS AN AWESOME MILK!

apes ruled the earth.. pretty funny.

i wish the milk man would deliver my milk. in the myornin

"Out-f*cking-standing. Me, Frank and Gunter pissed in my pants laughing." Um, were you all in your pants at the time or did you pass them around?

SUPER DUPER #1 YTMND walrusman you dumbass

I had a lot of fun.

Somebody needs to write one on how it's seems to be defective and won't go into your nipples.

I don't really see the humor. sry

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Now that's Chomedy...

To fast at times, its bloody funny tho

The review is coming up!

lawl

Hahahahah, oh man that is great.

Lol, i made a fanciful comment, but i liked the baby one the best... i lol'd 5/5 (I'm JJ Prower on amazon)

Tuscan milk. They travel in single file to conceal their numbers.

This is the work of an evil genius, or an insane sea otter... I'm not sure.

liked it, but a thousand ytmnders (lemmings) heading over to amazon to add more comments, is just lame.

"My baby's new face burst into flames" 5'd just for that.

Didn't add a comment but printed a PDF of 62 comments to my desktop for later perusal... maybe while drinking a cool glass of TUSCAN MILK

15th

lol, tony danza

pretty funny

Update your image to include some of the new ones XD

that was awesome! and good music too

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

owned

5'd for Brando's speech in Apocalypse Now. You get a diamond bullet.

african american stole my milk

ITS NSFW BECUZ ITS MILK

Text still spilling over sides, which makes a funny YTMND less so. More stars when it's fixed.

Not sure I'm getting this. I submitted a review, and it's in limbo right now. Do humans actually process this sh*t? Because I can't believe these got through, if so. Or is it just a computer processing time?

I love you

This milk will not burn!

excellent

I left a review titled "NEDM"

I like milk because milk makes me happy, just like happy cat, whom being a cat, most likely likes milk too.

Hilarious.

Omfg I laughed so hard at some of those reviews. Freaking awesome.

excellent work

caaawwww kawww!

From Neil J. Bauman (Eric's Daddy): I had heard about this milk before trying it myself. A big black guy leaving my swingers' party ran over my gay son's kitten in the driveway, but I was miraculously able to bring him back to life using the power of the milk. Hallelujah and praise Xenu! Sure, his legs are broken and he's missing an eyeball, but my little Eric loves him all the same.

I had just ordered this milk, and was waiting anxiously for it to arrive. All of a sudden, my house spontaneously burst into flames! We couldn't escape the fiery inferno, and believed that we were going to be left to die inside our house. All of a sudden, the delivery guy came and tossed the milk through the window. My brain hatched a brilliant plan! I took off the cap, and poured it all over myself and my family. The milk acted as a protective shield, and protected us from the flames.

ROFLMAO.

comment

Apes ruled the earth!

*Nelson "Coooooooow Milk?"

this is hilarious

I want some of that there milk.

Goodjob.

Kirbymaster took my idea. >:( at yous.

SO MANY NEW COMMENTS, zuaxdion you have some major updating to do!

Dammit, now I need a tall frosty one and a plate of Oreos...

82 revveiws so far! Awesome! A few of you wanted me to put your comments in the YTMND, if you have a good one screen cap it and edit it then PM me a link to where i can find it, Ill put some more in the end. Thanks.

see http://tmdcfe.ytmnd.com/

There's nothing I enjoy more than after a long bike ride through the Alps with my wives to drink about 5 gallons of this. It also works great as paint thinner, shampoo, and lubrication for your daily community orgies. I strongly reccomend it to athletes and husbands alike. Also, if you ingest this while eating lingonberries, you will start to hallucinate. I found out that I'll die in a depressurization accident on Sweden's first moon colony. Thanks, Tuscan Milk! No more space travel for me! ;-)

milk, does a body good

People need to stop bitching about hormones in the milk. Hormones in milk is the reason I started whacking off at 8, shaving at 10, and deadlifting 630 lbs. now. (Just pulled it off yesterday. No joke). 5'D FOR HOROMONE ENHANCED COWS!

new fad post comments on useless products on the internets

NEDMilk.ytmnd.com

darn site wont load

Remember don't just leave a review, rate every other review as helpful too!

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT????

Hey can you send me a link of that full song?

Anyone remember the comments on the Oscar Mayer Bologna on amazon?? That one's worth finding, too.

LOL

99 reviews and counting...

lol, everyone in the office is laughing their *ss off enjoying this. Thank you. You have brought production to a screeching halt.

^yes!^ I hope everyone is leaving a comment! Like I said before, if anyone wants their comment in the ytmnd, send it to me

this was just fun

2% anyone? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1XK/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/103-4028159-6502229?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=3370831

hahah, 5d bc i actually shop at gristedes and have that milk in my refridge

ROFL some of the comments on amazon are f*cking hilarious

3.99? More expensive than gasoline? you've got to be kidding me.

It was perfect for the first few frames, then it became another put-fad-on-object site. meh.

i'm the true milkman

I drink a minimum of 3 gallons 2% a week. Frichen 5'd & Fav'd! MILK FTW!!!

ahhhahah great idea

Too long.

Lol

lol

I am reading through these comments. I am laughing so hard! I see some of you have written a short story there, I just read the nam one, lol! Its long because I added more people to the end

awesome community effort! great music

better than doing stupid sh*t like attacking ebaumsworld.com for posting the telemarketer call.

superbe

way too fast, slow it down. especially the ones after the "thanks ytmnd" part

slow some of them down. I'm not eric bauman either

i crave cereal...

3 for creativity, 2 for baby's flaming face

I wonder if they have any for sale used?

That is awesome.

milk, lol

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lol this is awesome

Yeah the YTMND user ones are fast, I will slow those down.

http://myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk The amazon milk has a myspace!

uh..... no

lol! did you make that myspace?

Oh holy sh*t. Guys, follow the link in the description. I had to take a break in laughing because it was cutting off the oxygen to my brain. sh*t, the bloods coming back. I can feel the pressure in my nostrils. I think I almost died. Really. I actually had trouble typing all this because I was so inbrieted. (The word is spelt wrong. Sorry.)

http://www.notmilk.com

Update: I had to stop reading because I couldn't take anymore. :(

The best review is the Lazytown one.

AMAZING. I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE! :-)

The comments tend to get less thougtful and well written at the end, but the first few pages were hilarious!

Yes I made it, I can't find "no milk today" yet. BTW awesome YTMND.

a comment lol

lol 142 reviews...

Whoever left the "The most orgasmic experience I have ever had!" comment is a god

this is great!

http://rapidshare.de/files/26547583/13_-_P.o.p._-_No_Milk_Today.mp3.html

Thanks for the "no milk today" download link.

BAHAHAAAHHAAAA!

"Bought the item for my cousin who had cancer. Item never arrived and my cousin died." HAHAHA Whoever did that one should be upvoted to the level of gods and Connerys.

i have posted comment 151, for great justice.

This is one of the better ideas coming out of here in a long long time.... NEW FAD! WEEE!

The first is the best. ROFL.

UNIVERSE TIER

I couldn't resist: It was an ordinary morning like any other, I had just finished wrestling a Silverback Gorilla in a tub of balsamic vinegar. His name was Popo, he was strong, yet, not strong enough, for months of proper excercise had made my physical prowess comparable to that of He-man or The Juggernaught. Nursing his now swollen black eye with a bag of ice he turned to me, squinting his one open eye and said "How is such a humiliating defeat possible?" Laughing, I revealed my secret weapon: Tuscan Wh

WARNING! Submittion is scary!One day, I was sitting in the kitchen, wondering what I should eat. Then I heard a voice coming out of my 'frig saying "You want to eat me! I make all your dreams come true!". Curious, I walked over and Stan pops out trying to sell things like Allen wrenches, copperwire , and toilet seats! I was so scared I slammed the frig shut and yelled "Salesman!". I then took the frig and threw it off the nearest bridge. If you like to get attacked by salesmen name Stan, go ahead and buy it

, but the rest of us scared of Stan, steer clear of it!

Btw, my name is Mario Legoso...

the first 2 were comments were HILARIOUS. the next two were dumb+long so I didn't bother to read the rest :( if it would have stopped at like 4 comments though I woulda 5'd it.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Left One: Me and my good pal Cthulu were going for our twilight walk, like we do and every thursday, when out of no where this rabid poisonous squirrel latched onto his face and bit him! My dear friend was in dire trouble! I took him to my neighbor, who just happened to a OBGYN, and he prescribed Tuscan Whole Milk! After a week of waiting on shipment and my best friend suffering from Chlamydia and leprosy, and small injection of this holy moo juice into the rectal cavity cure him instantly!! He's even....

xD Win

o_0;

Hilarious comments

Well, after the milk was extracted from cows near a chemical waste plant, stored in a vat once used to process nitroglycerine, aged for about 3 months, flown over several continents and air droped into my pool, it did not taste very good. I later realized the milk had chemically altered my tounge and effectivly making me tasteless (which in turn helps me down vegetables and my own feces easily). Although, after feeding it to my neighbors cat, I find that it can also induce a coma. Now more curious then ever

, I poured some in my desiel gas tank and amazingly I drove an extra 200 miles on it before my engine melted! After becoming horribly obsessed with power I mixed it with sawdust to make a C4 like explosive except around 400 times more powerful. A hair from my groin accidentily fell into the new product and incinerated my entire neighborhood. Luckily the milk I had drank protected my body from the heat. Ill be ordering more soon!

eople need to add a comment to the other Tucan milk products!

Zuaxdion: Although I'd love to be up there, I doubt mine is that great. It means a lot more if you yourself decide a comment is good and decide to add it then if we submit it ourselves. ;)

mastershake: I put the myspace link in the ytmnd thanks again furluge: was putting peoples comments in there, but it was becoming a hassle and making it too long.

http://www.myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk Okay I guess.

The Experience of a Thousand Lifetimes , submitted by yours truly. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got me a mug of warm Tuscan to drink.

This is SO fav'd

I don't care what came in the bottle, I just wanted the catchy song that went with it!

....... I have bananas on my amazon recommendations page now because of tuscan milk viewing.....

Yeah I can understand how adding all the comments into the YTMND could get really bloody long. Was a fun diversion. Also, just because I had nothing better to do I put my commet in one of those time travler parodies. (and yes you're credited.) awesomemilktimetraveler.ytmnd.com

awesomemilk.ytmnd.com

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Spamming Amazon.com. That's a new low. What's next, news broadcasts? Oh wait...

Countless studies from Scientists have proven that Tuscan Milk is the modern day Fountain of Youth! "lol, I drank some Tuscan milk I bought online and I totally got younger lmao. My friends were like, "wtf! hax!!" it was so funny I pee'd myself, wtf, lmao haha." - Dr. Brian Pepperson P.H.D. 128 fl oz of pure concentrated youth! BUY THIS NOW!

A best! Promise!

Now all of the milks are unavailable :( I was going to send some to my friend, but $18.25 S/H was too much anyway

My milk is better, it's 10$ a gallon.

you fail, please try again ^_^

i'm sorry to bother you but it is impossible to find this awesome song. the only thing i find more awesome than tuscan milk is this song. God knows, when i play this song my uncle was miraculously cured of lung cancer. please tell me where i can get this song because i have searched to the ends of the earth for it. i'm serious can you send me the song or something or upload the whole song. i would greatly appreciate this thx in advance.

LO-FUNNY

It's too fast.

http://rapidshare.de/files/26547583/13_-_P.o.p._-_No_Milk_Today.mp3.html thanks to cptnskull you can download it here

ty

Milk got downvoted : /

The power of YTMND is truly awesome, much like this milk. I added my story! - "Qveen Anne".

f*ckING FUNNEY!!

cool people still love the milk!

omg lol it's awesome. And the milk has been boing boinged roflmao.

what in the f*cking hell is the joke

One of the commenters used the name Matthew Clement. Are we talking about Matt Clement as in the Major League Baseball Pitcher?

LOL ACID MILD.

NY TIMES ---> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

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Hah, congrats on your Internet celebrity status.

I was a little hard on this. +1 for the non-fad jokes.

you made it into the New York Times http://ytmndnyt.ytmnd.com/

5'd for ytmnd exposure in nytimes

A jib well done. To have ones site mass produced and handed to hoards of people who don't own cars and talk funny. I envy you.

This is great, nearly 600 reviews, I'm rofling reading them all.

pretty funny =]

LOL AMAZON RAID!!

tits

random baby face burning is actually very common, occuring in 27% of all babies between 4-6 months old. *the more you know*

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