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Site Title: No Porn for Riker (THE quasi-original site)
Site Domain: rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
Arktis
Created on: 2006-07-22 06:30:11
Image Origin: Star Trek TNG + The Gimp
Sound Origin: Old Hulk T.V. Show
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Description: :( Poor Riker can't watch the porno. Stop whining now, Silenoz. ;)
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2006-07-22 06:32:40
 
Needs sound.
 
2008-06-10 03:34:53
 
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+2
 
2008-06-10 12:17:40
 
F*cking Windows 98... GET BILL GATES IN HERE!!!
+2
 
2008-06-10 14:56:43
 
DIGG DUG DIGG
2006-07-22 06:32:42
 
Funny. 4'd
2006-07-22 06:36:14
 
Fixed the sound. f*cking downvoters.
+1
2006-07-22 06:36:43
 
Brilliant
2006-07-22 06:39:10
 
wtf penisbird. Max NEEDS to delete all these f*cking alts.
-1
2006-07-22 06:40:01
 
Penisbird has awesome sites... WAY better than this.
2006-07-22 06:40:46
 
That's about the saddest thing I've ever seen.
+1
2006-07-22 06:41:44
 
lol blue screen
2006-07-22 06:42:35
 
he looks as gutted as i was when my girl asked me to give up
2006-07-22 06:45:29
 
I feel the pain
2006-07-22 06:45:31
 
LOL
2006-07-22 06:48:56
 
Penisbird has THE greatest YTMNDs known to man...
2006-07-22 06:51:08
 
WIN
2006-07-22 06:58:00
 
his face is hilarious!
2006-07-22 07:12:34
 
HAHA :(
2006-07-22 07:14:40
 
five but im getting sick of these gay star trek YTMNDs.
2006-07-22 07:17:25
 
Yeah I'm getting tired of making them. This is probably gonna be my last one.
2006-07-22 07:21:44
 
LOL and there is nothing wrong with star trek!
2006-07-22 07:24:11
 
He looks so defeated. Makes me want to give him porn.
2006-07-22 07:26:47
 
Needs a totally random NEDM at the end.
-2
2006-07-22 07:30:29
 
Riker as NO CLASS!!!!!
2006-07-22 07:30:40
 
OMG, so f*cking good... A+!!, WIN, Excellent!!
2006-07-22 07:40:45
 
no class, downloading porn... Riker has become a sad shell of a number one.
2006-07-22 07:45:39
 
so lovely :o)
2006-07-22 07:53:56
 
He looks so lonely sitting there in the dark waiting for his porn to buffer, doesn't he?
+1
2006-07-22 07:56:12
 
Needs Nedry. Or NEDM. Or both.
-1
2006-07-22 07:56:56
 
Poor riker.. all he wants is to be loved!
2006-07-22 07:58:21
 
not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing.
2006-07-22 08:02:15
 
Pretty funny.
2006-07-22 08:08:28
 
I shed a tear. =(
2006-07-22 08:11:59
 
Poor Riker...He looked so excited to watch that threesome
2006-07-22 08:12:03
 
Awww... and he looked so happy too...
2006-07-22 08:26:34
 
lol
2006-07-22 08:27:46
 
I'd just use the holodeck
+1
2006-07-22 08:37:02
 
That hit a little too close to home.. I'm going to go cry now.
2006-07-22 08:38:11
 
owned
2006-07-22 08:42:53
 
"not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing." I'd use an actual Star Trek error display if I could FIND ONE...
+1
2006-07-22 08:48:45
 
ahahahaha
2006-07-22 08:53:44
 
i had to scroll wayyyy down to see the image... you should tile this so the text doesnt force the image down, or jus tlose the text. also, any other 'sad' music that can be used besides music used on YTMND a zillion times?
2006-07-22 08:55:09
 
also, i dont know why gimmick downvoters like penisbird even happen, tehy're just going to get all their votes erased EVENTUALLY, they're just wasting their time.
2006-07-22 08:59:58
 
awesome
2006-07-22 09:02:31
 
Hahahaha.
2006-07-22 09:02:41
 
lol nice
2006-07-22 09:04:45
 
Ahhhh...
2006-07-22 09:05:28
 
Measure of a Man FTW
2006-07-22 09:07:02
 
5 for gimp, i can only make sh*tty animations with it...
+1
2006-07-22 09:10:49
 
LOL
2006-07-22 09:11:50
 
My laptop does the same thing.
2006-07-22 09:12:51
 
Win!
2006-07-22 09:16:23
 
Rofloes
2006-07-22 09:22:25
 
This is awesome!! One of the best "TNG 404" YTMND's yet. Although, the computer you can see behind him (even after the crash) is still on. I think it would be a good touch if that computer was blue, too, lol
2006-07-22 09:24:09
 
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 i find that music more effective..
2006-07-22 09:25:27
 
1 to even out, nice ytmnd, but gtfo of my top rated
-2
2006-07-22 09:31:05
 
The saddest thing since Grave of the Fireflies ... :( Poor Riker...
2006-07-22 09:31:54
 
i agree with guydeathmachine - change to http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 for the 5.
2006-07-22 09:35:45
 
pretty good
2006-07-22 09:36:18
 
great ytmnd
2006-07-22 09:39:13
 
Poor rikerchu!!!!!!
2006-07-22 09:44:50
 
The look on his face is priceless!
2006-07-22 09:52:26
 
Infinite 5'd for the best use of the Hulk music yet.
2006-07-22 09:57:10
 
he deserves it...
2006-07-22 09:58:18
 
loved it
2006-07-22 10:10:01
 
Star Trek + funny = 5
2006-07-22 10:10:55
 
poor will :(
2006-07-22 10:13:02
 
Lmfao.
2006-07-22 10:14:34
 
perfect
2006-07-22 10:17:32
 
So sad..... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
-1
2006-07-22 10:28:39
 
;)
2006-07-22 10:29:17
 
that just makes him sad =(
2006-07-22 10:32:06
 
startrek is gay
-1
2006-07-22 10:34:49
 
:(
2006-07-22 10:36:44
 
HAHAHA! 5!
2006-07-22 10:40:42
 
Why the hell isn't it showing up?
-1
2006-07-22 10:42:18
 
Me likee pron.
2006-07-22 10:43:47
 
omg so sad
2006-07-22 10:44:23
 
I am truly sadden. good music and good editing. 5 for u
2006-07-22 10:45:40
 
BSOD on the Enterprise = awesome fad.
2006-07-22 10:49:10
 
is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND?
2006-07-22 10:51:40
 
I feel Riker's pain :(
2006-07-22 10:52:19
 
lol
2006-07-22 10:55:40
 
"is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND?" No, that ytmnd uses a noticably lower framerate.
2006-07-22 10:58:33
 
5'd for sad
2006-07-22 11:00:47
 
OK, you win, you topped mine.
2006-07-22 11:00:51
 
im not even kidding... that is probably one of the saddest things ive ever seen :(
2006-07-22 11:02:39
 
2006-07-22 11:03:59
 
silenoz, hey man! Your ytmnd inspired this one. :D
2006-07-22 11:14:38
 
haha his expression after the windows error is funny as sh*t
2006-07-22 11:47:15
 
I really lol'ed
2006-07-22 11:48:02
 
see! that's why he has to go looking at dudes' wangs in the bathroom.
2006-07-22 12:02:33
 
good jesus what a rating
2006-07-22 12:07:06
 
OMG, hilarity. AND such seamless editing, too!
2006-07-22 12:09:05
 
Oh man, he looks destroyed inside.
2006-07-22 12:20:37
 
still no class
2006-07-22 12:21:16
 
NS
2006-07-22 12:25:52
 
keke zerg rush
2006-07-22 12:32:09
 
lawl
2006-07-22 12:38:16
 
1 for star trek, 1 for threesome, -3 for using gimp (poor image quality)
2006-07-22 12:38:20
 
Poor Riker.
2006-07-22 12:43:24
 
great
2006-07-22 12:44:24
 
Why would Riker need porn considering the amount of pussy he gets?
2006-07-22 12:53:37
 
D:
2006-07-22 12:58:14
 
He still has no class, I see.
2006-07-22 13:01:03
 
4.59, wow, thats pretty high.
2006-07-22 13:11:09
 
Roffle. You win!
2006-07-22 13:38:09
 
excellent
2006-07-22 13:58:40
 
this is sad
2006-07-22 14:26:40
 
Well done, good sir!
2006-07-22 14:48:50
 
lalo
2006-07-22 17:49:53
 
Looks like something that would happen to me.
2006-07-22 18:28:37
 
penisbird should be banned. he's just someone's 1'ing account. 84 votes 1.29 average
2006-07-22 20:09:03
 
Guess he used up all his holodeck credits. Sad face at the end is priceless.
2006-07-22 23:20:27
 
5 for the look of glee on his face.
2006-07-22 23:59:39
 
Soundtrack is perfect! 5
2006-07-23 02:14:45
 
magnificant
2006-07-23 03:02:03
 
Never seen him look so genuinly sad
2006-07-23 10:50:06
 
you win at ytmnd. Brilliant.
2006-07-23 11:29:08
 
"-3 for using gimp (poor image quality)" This is a totally moronic statement. I doubt you know much of anything on the subject.
2006-07-23 13:46:24
 
OMG SO GOOD
2006-07-23 14:12:56
 
OMG HILARIOUS
2006-07-23 15:58:23
 
Haha, awesome! :D
2006-07-23 16:01:44
 
FAV'd!
2006-07-23 16:31:13
 
he can't watch it :-(
2006-07-23 18:33:46
 
The smile on his face makes it perfect.
2006-07-23 22:10:53
 
Well emoted by Riker...
2006-07-23 22:19:27
 
Riker still has no class. But at least he learned his lesson this time around.
2006-07-23 22:23:46
 
Awesome
2006-07-23 22:30:25
 
No class indeed.
2006-07-23 22:43:44
 
;(
2006-07-23 22:51:43
 
Hahahaha, I love that source image.
2006-07-23 23:35:20
 
T_T
2006-07-24 12:03:20
 
This has happened to me more than once.
2006-07-24 12:42:38
 
:'(
2006-07-24 13:29:43
 
Man. That's rough.
2006-07-24 13:49:33
 
This would be better if you put in a clip of him being enraged after the BSOD (instead of the sad look which doesn't seem to fit).
2006-07-24 21:07:23
 
This happy Riker/sad Riker fad is hillarious.
2006-07-24 21:31:02
 
the incredible hulk LOLOLOLOLOL
2006-07-25 01:34:01
 
You know this is really f*cking funny.
2006-07-25 04:54:50
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
2006-07-25 06:46:21
 
The Blue Screen of Sadness.
2006-07-25 17:51:56
 
superbe
2006-07-25 20:09:48
 
star trek = 5
2006-07-25 20:52:26
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
-3
2006-07-26 00:06:31
 
God damn downvoter. At time of this post, you have 187 downvotes (1 star) and 4, count 'em 4, 5 star votes. And that's it. No other votes whatsoever. You're a f*cking douche.
+2
2006-07-26 22:18:19
 
It's funny. A four will do.
2006-07-27 12:08:00
 
lol good
2006-07-27 14:06:20
 
The goofy smile gets me a 5
2006-07-27 14:36:11
 
SO SAD! /counterdownvote
2006-07-27 18:37:25
 
I LOL'D SO FAR AWAY
2006-07-27 18:51:49
 
Riker needs more boobs, also viginas
2006-07-27 18:52:20
 
Instafive'd for using the GIMP
2006-07-27 18:55:32
 
Hahahaha I love these TNG YTMDs
2006-07-27 21:13:40
 
brilliant
2006-07-28 05:21:38
 
NOOO he has to go against data
2006-07-28 09:46:47
 
I feel his pain.
2006-07-30 08:57:16
 
I don't know if I've ever been so happy before in my life.
2006-07-31 07:40:07
 
BSoD'd
2006-08-01 12:43:26
 
Hahahaha
2006-08-02 15:12:56
 
It was great!
2006-08-04 08:37:39
 
:'(
2006-08-07 17:14:38
 
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
2006-08-07 18:31:30
 
Ew, they still have that buffering crap then...
2006-08-09 13:03:00
 
NO PRON FOR YOU! COME BACK 1 RESTART!!!!
2006-08-14 02:05:42
 
You got some balls to call this original when mine was first.
2006-08-14 16:00:51
 
This sound goes well with the site. =) KERRY: The United Nations, Kofi Annan offered help after Baghdad fell. And we never picked him up on that and did what was necessary to transfer authority and to transfer reconstruction. It was always American-run. Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better. LEHRER: Thirty seconds, Mr. President. BUSH: Well, actually, he forgot Poland.
2006-08-14 16:21:31
 
silenoz... did I rip your image? Did I steal your concept? NO. This is the original from which a bunch of other people ripped the gif and concept. Yours is totally different, and did not spawn a bunch of copy sites. What's the problem?
2006-08-14 16:51:45
 
...if you can come up with a better short descriptive tag to say that this was the site that actually spawned a buncha copies, I'm all for it. In summary: NOT your image, NOT your sound, NOT your concept. The only thing our sites have in common is Riker at a terminal.
2006-08-18 02:08:38
 
what episode
2006-08-21 01:14:29
 
TNG 2x09 - The Measure of a Man
2006-08-23 23:51:44
 
OMFG, u officially win sir!!!!111!!
2006-08-27 04:38:50
 
Actually what our sites have in common is it's the exact same scene. Just because you downloaded the episode again and used different frames to make the same joke doesnt mean it's original. You stole my funny. :(
2006-08-27 04:47:36
 
Anyway I'm not saying I have beef with you, just that it is kind of a sham to call this site original.
2006-08-29 10:43:41
 
i cryed. that is so sad.
2006-08-31 08:35:22
 
Milked. "Can't watch this!"
-1
2006-08-31 13:59:27
 
Okay silenoz. I've decide to meet you halfway. Good enough? Also thanks everyone for the nice comments.
2006-09-01 19:25:43
 
Clean.
2006-09-04 01:24:05
 
nice
2006-09-09 12:33:21
 
Blue screen of death! Get rid of the frowny face or tile the image because it's getting in the way.
2006-09-09 12:38:46
 
Occasionally getting in the way rather.
2006-09-10 20:39:28
 
I lol'd.
2006-09-12 22:03:43
 
5: f*cking hilarious! riker's expressions + music = perfect. you rule!
2006-09-25 01:12:56
 
Make it so, for the poor guy. :(
2006-09-25 19:26:14
 
2006-09-26 21:23:04
 
i feel his pain i go though that expeirence every wednesday night.......=(
2006-09-28 20:08:36
 
I Loved your sitehttp://rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com5'ed
2006-10-02 05:49:09
 
2006-10-03 19:23:03
 
It is green.
2006-10-05 00:33:00
 
Not on my watch!
2006-10-06 03:27:39
 
Nice.
2006-11-17 14:29:11
 
It's a shame, Riker.
2006-11-23 04:35:14
 
Hahaha
2006-11-29 11:04:06
 
6
2006-11-29 18:02:42
 
what the hell? the sad face is blocking the image now
2006-12-06 16:15:20
 
that sucks needs more sad though
2006-12-09 14:51:09
 
needs hentai
+1
2007-02-12 15:28:18
 
put the smiley on a different line so you can see the whole picture, f*cking fail otherwise
-1
2007-03-08 20:05:07
 
5 for great YTMND -4 for image blocking text for shame!!!!!!
2008-06-10 02:52:36
 
top 15: i thought this had to be old
 
2008-06-10 02:53:24
 
another thing thats old is my title for the top viewed
2008-06-10 22:08:32
 
llawwwlll
2008-06-10 23:17:18
 
We've all been there.