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| Site Title: | No Porn for Riker (THE quasi-original site) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Arktis | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-07-22 06:30:11 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Star Trek TNG + The Gimp | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Old Hulk T.V. Show | ||||||||||
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| Description: | :( Poor Riker can't watch the porno. Stop whining now, Silenoz. ;) | ||||||||||
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+2 | |||||
| F*cking Windows 98... GET BILL GATES IN HERE!!! |
+2 | |||||
| DIGG DUG DIGG | ||||||
| Funny.
4'd | ||||||
| Fixed the sound. f*cking downvoters. |
+1 | |||||
| Brilliant | ||||||
| wtf penisbird. Max NEEDS to delete all these f*cking alts. |
-1 | |||||
| Penisbird has awesome sites... WAY better than this. | ||||||
| That's about the saddest thing I've ever seen. |
+1 | |||||
| lol blue screen | ||||||
| he looks as gutted as i was when my girl asked me to give up | ||||||
| I feel the pain | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| Penisbird has THE greatest YTMNDs known to man... | ||||||
| WIN | ||||||
| his face is hilarious! | ||||||
| HAHA :( | ||||||
| five but im getting sick of these gay star trek YTMNDs. | ||||||
| Yeah I'm getting tired of making them. This is probably gonna be my last one. | ||||||
| LOL and there is nothing wrong with star trek! | ||||||
| He looks so defeated. Makes me want to give him porn. | ||||||
| Needs a totally random NEDM at the end. |
-2 | |||||
| Riker as NO CLASS!!!!! | ||||||
| OMG, so f*cking good... A+!!, WIN, Excellent!! | ||||||
| no class, downloading porn... Riker has become a sad shell of a number one. | ||||||
| so lovely :o) | ||||||
| He looks so lonely sitting there in the dark waiting for his porn to buffer, doesn't he? |
+1 | |||||
| Needs Nedry. Or NEDM. Or both. |
-1 | |||||
| Poor riker.. all he wants is to be loved! | ||||||
| not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing. | ||||||
| Pretty funny. | ||||||
| I shed a tear. =( | ||||||
| Poor Riker...He looked so excited to watch that threesome | ||||||
| Awww... and he looked so happy too... | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I'd just use the holodeck |
+1 | |||||
| That hit a little too close to home.. I'm going to go cry now. | ||||||
| owned | ||||||
| "not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing." I'd use an actual Star Trek error display if I could FIND ONE... |
+1 | |||||
| ahahahaha | ||||||
| i had to scroll wayyyy down to see the image... you should tile this so the text doesnt force the image down, or jus tlose the text. also, any other 'sad' music that can be used besides music used on YTMND a zillion times? | ||||||
| also, i dont know why gimmick downvoters like penisbird even happen, tehy're just going to get all their votes erased EVENTUALLY, they're just wasting their time. | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
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Hahahaha. | ||||||
| lol nice | ||||||
| Ahhhh... | ||||||
| Measure of a Man FTW | ||||||
| 5 for gimp, i can only make sh*tty animations with it... |
+1 | |||||
| LOL | ||||||
| My laptop does the same thing. | ||||||
| Win! | ||||||
| Rofloes | ||||||
| This is awesome!! One of the best "TNG 404" YTMND's yet. Although, the computer you can see behind him (even after the crash) is still on. I think it would be a good touch if that computer was blue, too, lol | ||||||
| http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 i find that music more effective.. | ||||||
| 1 to even out, nice ytmnd, but gtfo of my top rated |
-2 | |||||
| The saddest thing since Grave of the Fireflies ... :( Poor Riker... | ||||||
| i agree with guydeathmachine - change to http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 for the 5. | ||||||
| pretty good | ||||||
| great ytmnd | ||||||
| Poor rikerchu!!!!!! | ||||||
| The look on his face is priceless! | ||||||
| Infinite 5'd for the best use of the Hulk music yet. | ||||||
| he deserves it... | ||||||
| loved it | ||||||
| Star Trek + funny = 5 | ||||||
| poor will :( | ||||||
| Lmfao. | ||||||
| perfect | ||||||
| So sad..... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( |
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| ;) | ||||||
| that just makes him sad =( | ||||||
| startrek is gay |
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| :( | ||||||
| HAHAHA! 5! | ||||||
| Why the hell isn't it showing up? |
-1 | |||||
| Me likee pron. | ||||||
| omg so sad | ||||||
| I am truly sadden. good music and good editing. 5 for u | ||||||
| BSOD on the Enterprise = awesome fad.
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| is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND? | ||||||
| I feel Riker's pain :( | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| "is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND?" No, that ytmnd uses a noticably lower framerate. | ||||||
| 5'd for sad | ||||||
| OK, you win, you topped mine. | ||||||
| im not even kidding... that is probably one of the saddest things ive ever seen :( | ||||||
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| silenoz, hey man! Your ytmnd inspired this one. :D | ||||||
| haha his expression after the windows error is funny as sh*t | ||||||
| I really lol'ed | ||||||
| see! that's why he has to go looking at dudes' wangs in the bathroom. | ||||||
| good jesus what a rating | ||||||
| OMG, hilarity. AND such seamless editing, too! | ||||||
| Oh man, he looks destroyed inside. | ||||||
| still no class | ||||||
| NS | ||||||
| keke zerg rush | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| 1 for star trek, 1 for threesome, -3 for using gimp (poor image quality) | ||||||
| Poor Riker. | ||||||
| great | ||||||
| Why would Riker need porn considering the amount of pussy he gets? | ||||||
| D: | ||||||
| He still has no class, I see. | ||||||
| 4.59, wow, thats pretty high. | ||||||
| Roffle. You win! | ||||||
| excellent | ||||||
| this is sad | ||||||
| Well done, good sir! | ||||||
| lalo | ||||||
| Looks like something that would happen to me. | ||||||
| penisbird should be banned. he's just someone's 1'ing account. 84 votes 1.29 average | ||||||
| Guess he used up all his holodeck credits. Sad face at the end is priceless. | ||||||
| 5 for the look of glee on his face. | ||||||
| Soundtrack is perfect! 5 | ||||||
| magnificant | ||||||
| Never seen him look so genuinly sad | ||||||
| you win at ytmnd. Brilliant. | ||||||
| "-3 for using gimp (poor image quality)" This is a totally moronic statement. I doubt you know much of anything on the subject. | ||||||
| OMG SO GOOD | ||||||
| OMG HILARIOUS | ||||||
| Haha, awesome! :D | ||||||
| FAV'd! | ||||||
| he can't watch it :-( | ||||||
| The smile on his face makes it perfect. | ||||||
| Well emoted by Riker... | ||||||
| Riker still has no class. But at least he learned his lesson this time around. | ||||||
| Awesome | ||||||
| No class indeed. | ||||||
| ;( | ||||||
| Hahahaha, I love that source image. | ||||||
| T_T | ||||||
| This has happened to me more than once. | ||||||
| :'( | ||||||
| Man. That's rough. | ||||||
| This would be better if you put in a clip of him being enraged after the BSOD (instead of the sad look which doesn't seem to fit). | ||||||
| This happy Riker/sad Riker fad is hillarious. | ||||||
| the incredible hulk LOLOLOLOLOL | ||||||
| You know this is really f*cking funny. | ||||||
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | ||||||
| The Blue Screen of Sadness. | ||||||
| superbe | ||||||
| star trek = 5 | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ |
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| God damn downvoter. At time of this post, you have 187 downvotes (1 star) and 4, count 'em 4, 5 star votes. And that's it. No other votes whatsoever. You're a f*cking douche. |
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| It's funny. A four will do. | ||||||
| lol good | ||||||
| The goofy smile gets me a 5 | ||||||
| SO SAD! /counterdownvote | ||||||
| I LOL'D SO FAR AWAY | ||||||
| Riker needs more boobs, also viginas | ||||||
| Instafive'd for using the GIMP | ||||||
| Hahahaha I love these TNG YTMDs | ||||||
| brilliant | ||||||
| NOOO he has to go against data | ||||||
| I feel his pain. | ||||||
| I don't know if I've ever been so happy before in my life. | ||||||
| BSoD'd | ||||||
| Hahahaha | ||||||
| It was great! | ||||||
| :'( | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| Ew, they still have that buffering crap then... | ||||||
| NO PRON FOR YOU! COME BACK 1 RESTART!!!! | ||||||
| You got some balls to call this original when mine was first. | ||||||
| This sound goes well with the site. =) KERRY: The United Nations, Kofi Annan offered help after Baghdad fell. And we never picked him up on that and did what was necessary to transfer authority and to transfer reconstruction. It was always American-run.
Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.
LEHRER: Thirty seconds, Mr. President.
BUSH: Well, actually, he forgot Poland. | ||||||
| silenoz... did I rip your image? Did I steal your concept? NO. This is the original from which a bunch of other people ripped the gif and concept. Yours is totally different, and did not spawn a bunch of copy sites. What's the problem? | ||||||
| ...if you can come up with a better short descriptive tag to say that this was the site that actually spawned a buncha copies, I'm all for it. In summary: NOT your image, NOT your sound, NOT your concept. The only thing our sites have in common is Riker at a terminal. | ||||||
| what episode | ||||||
| TNG 2x09 - The Measure of a Man | ||||||
| OMFG, u officially win sir!!!!111!! | ||||||
| Actually what our sites have in common is it's the exact same scene. Just because you downloaded the episode again and used different frames to make the same joke doesnt mean it's original. You stole my funny. :( | ||||||
| Anyway I'm not saying I have beef with you, just that it is kind of a sham to call this site original. | ||||||
| i cryed. that is so sad. | ||||||
| Milked.
"Can't watch this!" |
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| Okay silenoz. I've decide to meet you halfway. Good enough? Also thanks everyone for the nice comments. | ||||||
| Clean. | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| Blue screen of death! Get rid of the frowny face or tile the image because it's getting in the way. | ||||||
| Occasionally getting in the way rather. | ||||||
| I lol'd. | ||||||
| 5: f*cking hilarious! riker's expressions + music = perfect. you rule! | ||||||
| Make it so, for the poor guy. :( | ||||||
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| i feel his pain i go though that expeirence every wednesday night.......=(
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| I Loved your sitehttp://rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com5'ed | ||||||
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| It is green. | ||||||
| Not on my watch! | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| It's a shame, Riker. | ||||||
| Hahaha | ||||||
| 6 | ||||||
| what the hell? the sad face is blocking the image now | ||||||
| that sucks needs more sad though | ||||||
| needs hentai |
+1 | |||||
| put the smiley on a different line so you can see the whole picture, f*cking fail otherwise |
-1 | |||||
| 5 for great YTMND -4 for image blocking text
for shame!!!!!! | ||||||
| top 15: i thought this had to be old | ||||||
| another thing thats old is my title for the top viewed | ||||||
| llawwwlll | ||||||
| We've all been there. | ||||||
