Religion and science CAN coexist... I believe in Evolution and I go to Church every Sunday. Those that only go for one are lazy bastards that just don't want to leave the house. Those that are so angered by this Gif and .wav music file are overreacting just as much as the average religous extremist, You hear that? you are no better than them if you are offended by this.

This YTMND lacks a proper sense of cause and effect.

I completely and utterly agree with your observation, Intelligent Design-man, but your YTMND is awesome. Therefore, you get a 5.

lol, christian techno also, lol religon is 4 dum ppl

You created this anticipation by making the animation so long that it lost it's focus by the time it finished. You still get 3 for effort, though.

Good site. But you still gotta answer where your inventer came from.

religion is teh suck

I was gonna 1 this, until I saw the comment by 'yiddish', and I agree, this site needs more Jesus. lol. Plz bring Jesus to ytmnd.

NEDM

The likelihood of God being like you describe in your rebuttal is very similar to the likelihood of the universe being created in this YTMND. The process of creating matter and life was not an instant deal. It took billions of years for planets to form and billions afterwards for life to exist. I think that is ample oppurtunity for a few chain reactions to occur. Also, NEDM, again.

God is false.

And te 'Magical space wizard' theory is so much more plausible.

I registered just so i could one star your site.

Too much making fun of athiesm. "By chance, of course"

First of all, the earth has been around for 5 billion years. Not zillions. Second, things don't "decide" to evolve. It's a natural process, just as gravity and can be clearly explained with total facts. Third, I ask that you stop seeing things in black and white. The whole "by chance, o rly?" theory is flawed beyond belief. Intelligent design IS NOT the only way this universe may have formed, (cont'd...)

but had anything gone differently (by chance, oooh) then that would be the norm and it would seem that this alternate universe was intelligently designed. It's like rolling a die, and after getting a 4 deciding that god made you roll it, likewise if you got a 3 or anything else. I could go on, but you're probably not considering the truth as a possibility anyway.

Ok, I just have to say this. As for the whole "something from nothing" deal, you should have no problem with it. You believe in the incredible as a way of life, why have a problem with one thing beyond present man's thinking? Just because we haven't the proper methods to determine the beginning of matter (or if there ever really was nothing) doesn't mean you and the other religious people do have those methods. YOU're not even trying to know the truth. Ok, now I'm done talking.

Dolphins are mammals, NOT fish.

^ my thoughts exactly. I would give it a two for effort, but it took to long to load.

I realize that it was from something quoted, and you didn't write it... but it's likely the most egotistical and innacurate view of creation possible. Assuming that human life is too perfect to have happened by chance is egotistical in that it assumes that is the most perfect of all possible combinations of carbon-based life, which is absolutely ludicrous to assume.

lol, 1'd. you should try some fact checking man

our God limited our brain's limitations of our understanding universe and how we were created, and this is very apparent as I read all of these comments. good stuff

sorry typo i must correct: "our God limited our brain's understanding"

what Nandrattle said.

lol, religious disaprouval. Also, nice song.

awesome job. So great to see the atheists get so offended and paranoid almost lol. it's very ironic how many of them act. the end up being more dogmatic and militand than any christian. they faily to realized atheism can be treated as a religioun itself. many are also stuck in this time warp where they think the battlefield is god vs. science. whereas nowadays its way diff. tons and tons of scientists laugh at evolution now, and embrace creationism.

5 by chance

I give this a five, because it wins. It's interesting that people can not believe in God, but have unwielding faith in something far more farfetched: Coincidence.

Nevermind....

It's only a coincidence if you presuppose the existence of a God who has the freedom to (or not to) choose to create. On the other hand, if you accept at the outset that what happened *actually happened*, then there are no odds to beat. You work backwards and find the simplest explanation.

You sir, are a f*cking idiot. Read a grad-level physics text before you say you know sh*t about the big band, the creation of matter and atoms, the formation of galaxies.

Please note that the Big Bang is in fact the accepted scientific theory supported by Stephen Hawking, the greatest physicist who ever lived, read his book.

I enjoyed this

lightning you say? what about hte molten f*cking lava under the surface of the earth? what about the cracks at the bottom of the ocean where super-heated water and steam is churning around. yea lets forget about those sources of life. you religious f*ck ^^

Let us put forth that God exists. Here we must be explicit in what existence is, for if existence is defined as that which is cause to effect then be it God or physics, their being now equivalent, our world is evidence enough, for if God is but the force that drives the world forward, that which decides what shall or shall not be, then we see only need of a system, that which once sought by religion but is now the goal of science.

At one time science was but an explanation of that which we see, but theoretical physics have allowed us to investigate all of that which can exist, and so it has become what religion once was. But let us say further, that this system is the creation of God, we now having attributed God an intelligence and capability, that something should be created not simply because it must, rather because it was decided.

Now we have existence of a God with intelligence and so now we must question what this intelligence is, or more precisely its extent, using we humans, made in God's image, as a model for study. We know as humans that we can only create that which is allowable by our system, therefore it would seem reasonable to say that our system must therefore be allowable within the system by which God creates.

This implies that our system exists within the system of God as some aspect. There are two methods for creation, though both rely on exploitation of system. One is with intent and the other is of course by accident.

If we say that God exists as intelligent we must then say that we are created by intent, otherwise we find ourselves again created by the system in which God exists rather than by God itself, and we have returned to our beginnings. So far we have drawn that God is an intelligent being within a system that allows for our creation and existence. So now we must ask what extent of intelligence God must have, for creation with intent requires knowledge of what is to be created.

5d for raising all these hackes, without ever directly mentioning any kind of god. Assume FTL!!!

One cannot invent the microwave oven without knowledge of the inner workings of both microwaves and electricity, and so it can be seen that God could not create our system without intimate knowledge of its workings, to be more precise, everything that is possible could only be possible if it were conceived of by that which created it. Therefore our entire system must exist as some aspect of knowledge of its creator.

If we were to say that our system is comprised of ALL of the knowledge of God then we have found a predicament, and that is that one cannot have complete knowledge of oneself within one's system.

That is, if God is all that we are and God's existence is all and only what we are, then we should find God in a predicament much like our own as put forth by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle in physics, or the notion that one can see the world only through one's eyes and thus can only be understood as one has experienced, unable to experience all at once.

We are allowed here to cease in our inquiry, for if we accept that God's knowledge is of our system, the very system by which God exists, then again we find ourselves where we began with God simply being the force which brings the future, incapable of choice. Let us continue though as allow God to exist within a system. So we must accept that this system is beyond that which we know with our entire system being only one aspect, this aspect that God has chosen for our existence.

Again it becomes simple for in this allowance we have said that God is beyond comprehension, this being limited to that in which we exist, our not being able to create anything, in thought or reality, outside that which is allowable by our system. Therefore a full understanding of God is futile, and what is more, pointless, for it does not apply to that which is our existence. So we have come once again to where we have begun.

God is everything but nothing to be understood, or God is nothing but everything to be understood. Force or being, it does not matter, for our world remains unchanged, and so too do we.

ok

holy sh*t this comment page is packed with tl;dr

by which I mean... 1st!!!!!!!!!

also: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=agnostic

The author of this apparently has no understanding of evolution or the Big Bang. I find it unnecessary to go into the details here; it would take too long and he can look them up for himself.

Your grasp of the basic principles of biology is weak. F. See me after class. http://www.talkorigins.org/

I will pay to un-sponsor this rancid piece of crap. I though that YTMND was above this junk. Fisher and Dobzhansky see us through this. Amen.

The entire premise of intelligent design: "Hey! There are some unknowns in this theory so that maxes us de facto correct! Also, COCKS!"

Big Bang? O RLY?

When you consider there are around 10^24 planets, and only one has life... you might say it had to happen somewhere, dude.

P.S.: Don't you think the idea of life borne out of an ancient and perfect natural system is far more beautiful than the idea of a Grand Being molding beings like a child playing with clay? (walker percy)

Evolution? R U SHUR?

hard to believe some ppl can blatently post that they would believe evolution even though there isnt even a smidgen of proof to the theory and nothing evolves these days either....

hard to believe some ppl can blatently post that they would believe christianity even though there isnt even a smidgen of proof to the theory and god doesn't flood things or turn people into pillars of salt these days either. (Though seriously, if you really want to look it up there's heaps of evidence in fossils, vestidgel organs, etc. For a theory to displace it it will have to provide it's own evidence for it rather than trying to poke holes in evolution.)

That's because evolution takes many millions of years, genius. And even then, things do evolve. Just think about how viruses develop immunity to anti-biotics. ( At lewast I THINK that's evolution. Not sure though. Would have to look it up.)

You can't have "theosophism" without "sophism", and you can't have asinine New Age ideas in a YTMND without getting downvoted for being an asshat.

get an education

get this sh*t off my internets.

I'm agnostic.

Oh, like the Douglas Adams story where the puddle thinks proudly about how perfectly this ditch in the ground is, and how the perfection of this ditch to fit the puddle's shape is the sign that this puddle is chosen and has a soul. The puddle continues thinking along these lines until it dries up.

Well-made point! Too bad most are hypocritically-lame enough to stop for a moment and actually think about it all.

There's supposed to be a negative word in there... "Too bad most people are too lame to stop and think" is what was meant to be implied! :P

1 even though great music it completely discounts science, logic, reason, proof, and anything else that modern society values as objective ans testable. If you are such a conservative douche or find the notion that God does not exist appauling then take comfort in the fact that nothing in science can ever prove that any form of higher diety does not exist and it is the fundamental nature of any or all dieties that exist not to reveal themselves to us. better luck next time

i didnt bother to read through the entire page full of comments, although by now i hope youve realized ytmnd isnt necessarily the best place to be preaching to people. i mean look at us. we love satan. spurp

Why does everything HAVE to have a beginning? What if the universe has ALWAYS existed. In the world that humans can see, everything is finite....but the universe is so far beyond our comprehension, who are we to say it EVER begun.

worst $176.79 you ever spent. you know nothing about everything, just like everyone else.

the bible - 80+ gospels destroyed that play up Jesus as a mortal, his divinity elected 400 years after his death. Christians dont know sh*t about the history of their own religion, and you lecture us about SCIENCE?

You are aware of the doctrine of creation ex nihlo and that you too posit an uncaused cause.

5'd and favorited because even though people who believe in evolution say this isnt how it happened, it still doesnt defeat the main issue that "something" cannot be formed from Nothing by itself.. Cause and Effect. For EVERYTHING that happens, there is a cause.

Well yes but there must be either an uncaused cause or a series of infinite causes and neither is apprehendable to us. Infinite regress seems to preclude the progression of time and the start of action, a beginning seems to imply an uncaused cause even if a deity is posited as the uncaused caused. If you wish to call god the uncaused cause you've done nothing to solve the problem.

what i especially hate about christianity is that evidence against evolution = evidence that Creationism thus must be right. you know is a vast vast universe guys, ever consider maybe everyone is full of sh*t?

Needs more NEDM, then I vote

actually, someone just needs to make an Exploits of NEDM YTMND

That tune should be on YTMND 13. "THIS IS WHAT ATHEÏSTS ACTAULLY BELIEVE" Lol, this practically proves genesis wrong, even if it's a little off.

Atheism For Life Dawg

Christian propanganda

Lol, Primitive Thinking

"Well yes but there must be either an uncaused cause or a series of infinite causes" impossible, that would mean an infinite amount of time would have to have passed before now to occur making now impossible to happen

Peterguy I encourage you to seek the advice of Stephen Hawking and a Breif history of time. Maybe even talk to him yourself about your ytmnd.

cut the last image frame for 5+fav. also cocks. beautifull YTMND anyways. WAY too objective, but im fine with objectivity untill "life"

Argument is inherently flawed because there is no basis for comparison when saying the universe is "complex" - compared to what other universes? "Just by chance" also is nonsense when the time scale and number of events is taken into account; a small chance becomes an inevitability when there are trillions of events. Also, the idea of religion being criticized when it appears is not accurate historically; it is actually atheism which has struggled against religious oppression. Also -4 for no Stephanie.

I hate religion and I only follow facts and science, but you can't know the birth of the universe...it will most likely never be known. God is a concept created to fill in the things people can't understand. Religious people are always falling back on religion when they don't understand or can't cope with something. It comes from natural fear of starnge or different things, thankfully some people are smart enough to look beyond religion and are able to cope with the unknown, and would rather learn than hide

Besides.......YTMND is for entertainment dumbass.

And the somethings asked, "Wait. Who made the inventor, then?" And then they sent Peterguy to some bio 101 classes as he obviously has little to no understanding of how evolution works, and that his Lamarkian understadning of it makes no sense.

1'ed for the hippy christian crap.

man, i was all "i'm going to read the comments so i can post something different!" and then it's all "ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE" and so i'm all "f*ck it." Also cocks.

Hey noobs, take this brawl off of YTMND. This kind of discussion belongs elsewhere. Go find yourselves a nice forum and duke it out.

In case you hadn't noticed, he bought this into the Top 5 so it will be on the front page all the time. This isn't going away.

reeeeeeeee religion reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I just took away your 5 for sponsering your own site

This blows. At least do some research before attempting to call bullsh*t on all the thousands of scientists who dedicated their lives to figure all this out.

Haha, the scientific accuracy! It burns!

BTW, while I respect the effort you took to make this and the money you payed to get this on the frontpage, I seriously think you need to debate the issue more and check your facts. I mean, seriously. Crack open some science textbooks. Dolphins are not fish, evolution is not a process of 'growing up', and Big Bang theory is well supported by all available evidence.

whoa... dropped to a 2 for spending 160 more dollars on it. it's nothing that special, so it signals to me that you must in some way take some aspects of it more seriously and/or literally than i thought, my 5 was for the feeling i got from it at the end that "lol, we're all hilarious morons who have no idea what's going on". i'm still loling at the bitter atheist accuracy police more than peterguy though.

You lost me after the first 10 seconds. And I usually like science, too.

there is no god

Nice choice in music; That's about it. The amazing inaccuracies of that video made me sick; I won't go into details, it's all been said already a dozen times... but can I suggest you go back to school/college/uni ASAP and learn this for yourself, instead of spouting generic propaganda you got off some ID site?

+5 for no NEDM

Come on, lemme hear you say it, just once: Evolution is only a theory. No, not that, the other thing: The universe must have been intelligently de- WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

wtb NEDM

While I can't speak for anyone else, what bothers me about this is that someone can make a clever (but unscientific) argument for believing in a higher power that ends up causing unfounded doubt in established scientific areas. I have no problems letting people believe what they want, but in America this sort of view has been falsely taken as science and threatens the integrity of our education system.

Peterguy's off his f*cking rocker.

If anyone is truly interested in these topics, I'd urge you to visit http://talkorigins.org/ - or for a creationist equivalent, http://icr.org/

Who spent $150+ on this instead of giving their money to people dying of aids? You are a good christian, this is what it's all about!

+5 for being well made -3 for suggesting I am not here on earth by some wild chance.

Fallacious. First step: Disprove conservation of matter. Second Step: Assert that something can come from nothing. Until then, You're stuck on Step One.

i thought it was gonna morph into an NEDM thing. i waited so long...

What the hell were you thinking when you spent $176.79 on such a poor YTMND?

Increadable misunderstanding of science, unwillingness to do your research and mind-boggling myopia FTL.

Rawr, the Atheist monster makes your dirty religious money worthless.

what a bunch of crap, i was actually looking forward to hearing the NEDM song at the end of this one, but no, you were serious, and put a biblical quote at the end. die.

LOL there is no God ^_^

5 for pissing everyone off

I sympathize with you, if I were mislead about origins of life and the universe from a young age, I would probably be a creationist too. You're propagating misinformation now though, so 1.

5 for pissing off so many people. I personally don't believe in any of that Christian stuff, but hey, whatever floats your boat, eh?

kirk cameron is that you?

Just by chance you get a 1.

It's amazing what misleading oversimplification and human pride can accomplish; good job parroting somebody else's propaganda.

Lol christians

Wow.. get a life dude. Thank of all the things you could have bought with $176.

I'll disprove one of Peterguy's "logical" statements: "Also, dont give the universe is eternal and so is matter argument cuz if the universe is eternal then now could never happen. That would mean that there would be an infinite amount of time before now, making now, impossible to happen, but it is happening, right now." There is a point on a timeline with infinite time before and after. Nothing illogical there.

Oh, and this one: " Matter cannon [sic] not be creater [sic] nor destroyed right? If this is true then there is nothing in this universe that can create more matter, which means something that is not made of matter had to make matter." If you assert that matter can neither be created nor destroyed, then you assert that not even god could create nor destroy matter. After that you stipulate "in this universe" which means that you assume that somehow God doesn't exist in this universe? I'll accept that!

"my friend anthony who was crippled and could barely walk after being prayd for was literally doing laps around the dormatory. One girl her leg was shorter then the other (it was born that way) her leg literally grea 2/3inches during prayer, now she can walk fine" This proves that prayer and healing are correlated, not causally related. You're going to need a randomly selected group and a control group and run a regression to make any scientific claims.

boo too much happenstance! hooray creationism!

ALLAH IS NOT PLEASED! There will surely be riots in saudi arabia, you freakin' heretic.

You are a brave soul to put this on the godless internet. I salute you.

FSM is spiritual and physical and beyond description, so yes FSM is not matter. He can take the form of matter if He chooses but He is not actual matter. That is my belief. I believe FSM created the world, and FSM is not God. Why should I believe you? You're just ignorant of the true creator, FSM, and if you dressed in full pirate regalia you wouldn't need to have legs of equal length because you'd have a peg leg. Have faith in FSM, heathen.

the greatest power of religion is allowing people to make their own decision. This site deserved a 5, but the last 15 seconds ruined it completely. The last frame attacked everything that's not christianity, and in MY religion, that's wrong.

wtf fish to birds? LOSE! But +10 for laughing at religion

Religious propaganda ftl

it's highly inaccurate and hugely biased. however, i'll give a +2 for the effort of the creator at least taking the effort to attempt to understand the views of his opponents :)

p.s. "birds became animals"? i think they were already animals in the first place :)

3'd. -4 for horrible blazing innaccuracy about evolutionary theory, +2 for the creationism. I'm an agnostic, and considder creationism more likely than evolution - not certain, but more likely.

Great Job on this YTMND! Best one to date!

Still makes more sense than creationism.

So many people decided to block their ears and call it 'propaganda' that it's plain sad.

I randomly selected a rating - dear me, 1'd. How bout that...

I was all set to 5 and fav this until the end came around.

THIS YTMND DOESNT OFFEND ME BUT PETERGUY DOES. Peterguy the thing that gets people worked up here is that you are posting very biased and misleading content that makes evolution and science apear wrong. You are getting anoyed that people do not understand what you are saying about religion, but at the same time you are not understanding the science. As you are still trying to take the moral high ground that makes you a hypocrite.

BTW this did not happen by chance. Amphibians were developed before birds, as they have the required function for both land and water environments. Like I said those that are "Hardcore" Atheists are no better than the Religous extremists that made you hate religion....Honestly, STFU and this will die on it's own.

On a final note, many organisms probably died trying to get out of the water, if millions of them try to get out of the water there is bound to be one that can live...

5'd cuz it was a great ytmnd. Apparently the rules of YTMND have changed and downvoters can judge the quality based on what they agree with. Sad.

shut up you religious sheep

hmm, +1 for religious bravery, +1 for music, +1 for everyone ganging against you, -2 for lackluster execution.

I'm not atheistic or anything, but I do find it funny that someone who is, in all rights and purposes, religous not only visiting ytnmd.com several times, but creating at least one site. As a holy person, you're supposed to AVOID anything that is not of your god. This makes you a poor Christian(from my guess). If I wanted to be bombarded with propaganda, I'd go to a church. Not ytmnd. With that said, I give you a 3 for creativity and stones.

Well when you put it that way, you're an idiot. You're right though, the universe is way too complicated for us to understand. Let's just throw our hands up and say that some big guy did everything by hand (also out of nothing), that way we don't have to think so hard anymore. Also, you're right that Christianity is the only true religion, and god damned all other stupid humans to eternal hellfire. Is it all making sense now people?

great ytmnd. But in the words of M.C Hawking: "f*ck the Creationists"

i give you a one because firstly, you completely ignore string theory and the theory of multipile branes colliding and creating matter. Second you infer that fish evolded into birds which is completely off base. Dinosaurs evolved into the birds we know today. Learn some science, moron.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

OMG SECRET CREATIONIST YTMND!

Don't you love how the people on both sides of this argument always instantly assume the opponent's argument is pure unthinking bias, without even investigating the other side's arguement? On BOTH SIDES. This is why these topics always get locked on every forum.

Also see my previous comment, "3'd. -4 for horrible blazing innaccuracy about evolutionary theory, +2 for the creationism. I'm an agnostic, and considder creationism more likely than evolution - not certain, but more likely." Just so you know that wasnt the first comment I had made.

"worst $176.79 you ever spent. you know nothing about everything, just like everyone else." QFT.

+3 for well made and mildly enjoyable...-2 for knowing nothing about science and sublte religiousnessicty

Done well. This YTMND wins the "Coo" award

blowing all your money to sponsor a sh*tty site: 176.79$. Me downviting you because youre a complete and utter retard sheep f*cker: priceless.

I usually vote auto+5 on donations that large, but as others have pointed out already: If you're such a good Christian you should have given the money to someone who REALLY needs it.

http://scytmnd.ytmnd.com And yes, you're still and idiot.

"As a holy person, you're supposed to AVOID anything that is not of your god." Jesus spent all His time with sinners. I hope I need not say more. "If you're such a good Christian you should have given the money to someone who REALLY needs it." You need God, you need it.

Aegis-sigeA: I've been through the creationist argument. I realized it was crap when I was five years old in Sunday School, and it's still crap now.

If you'd like me to respond to youe argument. PM me your argument and I will write you back (as I get to yours). I am not going to reply to every single argument posted cuz that would take to long.

I'm giving you a 5, not because your YTMND is cool, (but it was, i lol'd d:) but because I have never seen so many people complain on YTMND, on one submission. You sir, win teh internets.

I saw where this was going right away when everything was explained as "by chance". Yes, by chance, there is no science behind the happenings, but be my guest and believe whatever makes you happy.

While science can explain the scientific processes up to the beginning of the universe (as we know it) in theory, it doesn't answer the question of "who wrote the rules?" But Jesus didn't have sh*t to do with creation. In fact, once upon a time Christianity was viewed as a cult as dangerous and as weird as Scientology. I'm willing to accept "god" as the answer to who wrote the rules, but attacking scientific processes and suggesting purpose for existence are things you should not arrogantly assume to know.

More useless Christian bullsh*t. 1'd for your childish clinging to the belief of a benevolent creator, and your donating to your own awful site.

"It’s funny when someone puts forth a different theory than evolution, it causes so much hate. Those who are the most insecure in their beliefs always scream the loudest. " Let's just say I think most of us hear a lot more from the religious side. Stop saying, "I like how everyone is getting so offended, lol". People aren't getting offended, they are simply declaring this invalid and unfactual! If someone made a ytmnd that started saying blatant lies about Max Goldberg everyone would correct it.

IF YOU THIS THIS SITE IS sh*t, NSFW IT .

Animals can't just decide to become other animals. That is not how evolution works.

Heh, these downvoter are hilarious.

soon religion will kill us all

Why would God go to the bother of making us in his image and giving us free will and the ability to learn if that knowledge didn't faithfully describe His creation? Aren't those who insist evolution couldn't possibly exist essentially limiting God's power?

DOWNVOTERS UNITE!!

Creating a Short Film YTMND: Some Time Paying To Sponsor the YTMND:176.79 Trying To Witness to The most stubborn set or people on the internets: Priceless.

Birds only come after fish in the bible. but, seriously. Everyone here needs to have their souls saved and EMBRACE THE NOODLY APPENDAGE OF THE FSM.

Trying to push intelligent design on ytmnd users. Cute. I really like how religous nutjobs such as yourself ignore the "known" and push "the unknown." I mean, just because we do not totally understand time and space, means that it was created by a higher being, right? I hope you get sodimized.

dude, nice troll job. and i mean that, despite my 1.

God bless you Peterguy.

Fail, downvoted.

If Earth was the center of the universe and there were no planets outside of our solar system, like early Christians believed, the odds of life being formed by environmental conditions would have been astronomically small. However, when you take the scale of our universe into consideration, formation life isn’t a matter of probability; it’s a matter of inevitability. Intelligent design is NOT Science. There is no part of the scientific process wherein a researcher says “This is too complex, must be God

Insulted by max ftl.

If I can help get Peterguy to blow all his money keeping YTMND running for his "message", more power to it! (And my 1 was for a YTMND that ignores the fact that humans invented religion, a few billion years too late to have any of it actually create the universe.)

Here's a quote: Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing? -- STEPHEN HAWKING Discuss.

lol overreacting downvoters

Lol, anyone who doesn't five this is going to Hell.

Guess what? You get a one for being horribly hilarious.

There is no hell. Or heaven.

1'D FOR BIBLE-THUMPING.

Ignore the rest of the dipsh*ts that posted their inane, illogical opinions on here. 5'd for being my hero.

well I liked it a lot. a five for you.

Dear Christianity - why do I know more about you than your followers? why do i know about Constantine's unification of Christ and paganism, the election of deity, the random decsion of the Assumption of Mary, the purging of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the creation of the word 'heretic' and the true meaning of the word 'sunday'? if your followers could just read one book I'd be so very much happier. Yours truly, MasterSitsu.

I use your bible to wipe peterguy.

i mean, wow, Christians cant even handle that several religions with the exact same story - Dionysus, Attis, Oriris, Mithra, all pre-date christ with the same Dec 25 birthdate.

lol, pseudo religion.

I love how all the athiest posts on here completely fail to defend their position.

i dont think so pal. if you take two seconds of your time to do a search, you'll see Christianity is an unoriginal theft of other deity stories. Jesus may very well have been real, and a revolutionary at that. but his deity was decided by m en, with the parts that made him human cast aside and burned. And despite historical data, everything from this to dinosaurs is greeted with fingers in the ears from Christians, who like Scientologists are conditioned to not listen to anything contradictory.

"I am highly amused at how offended everyone is."

Five because people can joke about whatever they want, but suggesting God exists is unaccetpable... Grow up.

Um fish didn't evolve into birds.

Win

You have the evolution of things completely wrong *insert Lex Luthor sound here*. In my humble opinion you should spend more time doing research (ie. reading any standard public college Biology textbook specifically Zoology). After doing the research you should carefully compare and weigh what is said in each book on the origin and evolution of life. Remember both books were written by human hands. Let logic and reason prevail. If nothing else, at least get the details right before you make any conclusions.

Also, Dec 25th was chosen as a celebration because it used to be a pagan holiday celebrating the solstice. Did you know that Presidet's day isn't actually celebrated on the birthdate of a president? GASP! Revolt!

But 1'd still, because birds didn't come around until much later. Fish --> something close to amphibians, not birds. Birds are relatively new having evolved from dinosaurs.

So... creationist propaganda, then?

Lol, intelligent design.

I was ready to 5 this, then I saw the religious stuffz at the end.

Sitsu, Catholicism != Christianity.

Here is the most salient word you need to understand Peterguy. Anthropomorphism. an·thro·po·mor·phism n.= Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to inanimate objects, animals, or natural phenomena. That is all, good luck on your epic quest for "truth".

*sigh* I fear for the day that people don't question anything given to them and believe everything they're told. Oh wait, that day is here. At least you're thought-provoking, even if the majority of people are only provoked enough to insult you instead of considering what you have to say. I'm not here to say whether that God exists or not, I'm here to tell everyone to consider both possibilities.

Alright...let's say I buy your belief that everything was created by "Something". I guess the next logical question then is what created that "Something"? I mean if it's a thing, it has to be created by something right? Or maybe the arguement is it was created by nothing? So in reality, both theories fail due to the same flaw, yours just has one more step before the flaw, and less physical evidence to support it. Good game.

You say its strange for nothing to turn into something, but isnt that exactly what almost all gods of religion have done? How does a nothing, even turn into a god? Its possible that after billions of years, something very simple, after so many events and changes occuring, it can become something complicated. What im talking about is the universe. Yes its possible there is a god that started the universe, but its much more likely that there is another explanation, since,"What created god?"

1 for no funny. THIS IS YTMND, FGS!

The fact that "god" still plays such a prominent role in humanity only shows how primitive we still are. Man created gods--when did it get to be the other way around?

five, for making somthing new.

1 for the fish

everyone is an atheist about 99% of all religions throughout human history. Some of us are just go that 1% further, not arrogant enough to thing that in this vast universe we managed to figure it all out.

If he didn't "exclude stuff" then this ytmnd could, quite possibly, be 2 gigs. It doesn't have to be perfect. He explained what he thought in a simple way. Sponsoring a YTMND is to benefit the server and Max not just to get your YTMND seen. Wouldn't you rather sponsor your own YTMND as opposed to someone you don't know. Chill out people. You don't have to take everything so seriously.

5'd for all the people flaming you, makes me laugh how sometimes they're more annoying than the people that are religious

5 for audio

lol, Human Being Somethings. 5 stars just by chance.

Well, it's wrong, it's misguided, and it's religiously offensive, but it's very well done.

Lol, illogical

1'd for hideous scientific inaccuracy. even if it wasnt, i'd still 1 it for being not funny at all

Not even Doom music justifies a YTMND pushing religious ideology. And this doesn't even have Doom music. Not to mention the lack of pink wigs throughout.

Atoms formed on their own free will? DNA structures were struck into that existance on the first try, rather than it happening millions of times and EVENTUALLY forming? The birds just appeared and found that the air was fine to breathe, rather than evolving to that point? The world is a beautiful place, rather than us feeling that way because we live here? If the constants were different, we wouldn't be different? Please, think for yourself.

it's not about God vs. Science. (I myslef am a Christian and firmly believe in evolution) It's about stupid people vs. smart people.

It was funny until I read that you actually think this heap of sh*t is true... you, sir, are an idiot.

So instead of the glorious gift of chance that is your amazingly unlikely birth into this (as this YTMND states) beautiful, even more unlikely world.. it's just a magic trick preformed by "Someone"? 2'd, would have been a 1 if you had crappy music. Take your rhetoric elsewhere.

i dont want to hear your gay *ss beliefs you f*cking c*nt

LOL RELIGIOUS PROPAGANDA ON YTMND

1'd and NWS'd

Way to make ytmnd a religious debating area. -1 for religious rambling, -1 for not knowing anything about evolution, -2 for sarcastic sentences about the theory and not respecting other people's views, closed minded prick. Gj.

Here's the one star I give you for cool music. >_>

nvm, LOL -__- I fail.

Creationalist bullsh*t. Seriously people there isn't even NEDM here. I hope you die and go to no where. I hope you live till the ripe old age of 85, and then on your deathbed 3 or 4 gay stockbrokers disembowel you with a cheap set of dull cooking knives.

how about, the universe is so infinetly massive, that we're the 1 in a billion chance. Stop beign scared of death you pussy. Go get a degree in science, then start preaching.

What a f*cktard. He donates $186 to keep this POS creationist YTMND on top. NEDM.

just by chance? do you have any idea how big the universe is? go back to sunday school loser.

That's it. Anyone who fives this gets all their YTMNDs 1'd. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

stupid

maybe one day, people will realize that you dont have to chose one or the other, science or god. i suggest reading the book angels and demons...very good.

GOD DAMNIT THIS YTMND MAKES ME WANT TO BECOME A SCIENTIST

internets and religions don't fit together! so gtfo

There you have it, this guy just proved god exists as much as dolphins are fish.

Nothing justifies downvoting Ogrok, not even creationist ytmnds.