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| Site Title: | YTMND - The Story | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | ytmndstory1.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Cataclaw | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-01 18:52:57 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | by Cataclaw | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Dvorak - New World Symphony - Finale | ||||||||||
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| Description: | YTMND - The Short Story - Vol 1 - Add your piece to the story in comments. Make it coherent please ;) I will update every 5 minutes. | ||||||||||
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| ...his laundry. He never could sort properly on account of his colorblindness. | ||||||
| Defending the internets, when suddenly | ||||||
| a giant Pepsi bottle the size of Texas came down and... | ||||||
| formed a crater that had a familar shape. | ||||||
| 10 word max, remember folks. Also due to delay in waiting for my updates, i recommend you let the story flow in the comments. (aka read what person above you wrote and continue) | ||||||
| The shape of a Happy Cat. | ||||||
| PIRATES ATTACKED HIS ANCIENT SPACE SHIP! | ||||||
| The shape of Bea Arthurs cell phone. | ||||||
| It was a man bent over, stretching his big gaping | ||||||
| The world could only be saved by chedder cheese. | ||||||
| The myspace troops and ytmnd troops stormed the crater | ||||||
| He then took a bite out of it. | ||||||
| It's not very good. But I guess it's not bad either | ||||||
| Then he ate three internets while... | ||||||
| Connery, unfortunately, was allergic to cheese - and, thus, had none. | ||||||
| The ship suffered heavy damage, but luckily Chuck Norris said | ||||||
| *continued from SXtoXdx* And from the crater rose Tom Cruise. | ||||||
| NEDM | ||||||
| cheddar cheese from the past. he needed a time machine. | ||||||
| so he procured an old one from Brian Peppers | ||||||
| so he called his father, mullet man. | ||||||
| *cont. Jonnyboy*
and suddenly the Happy Cat.. | ||||||
| The sound of doom music could be heard all around. | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, this is hard to keep up with. The entries are coming too fast.. lol. MAKE SURE STORY FOLLOWS WHAT'S IN COMMENTS - DON'T RELY ON WHAT'S ON THE PAGE. Keep it coming, folks :) | ||||||
| This story is not at all coherent. Nice try, though. | ||||||
| devestating flatulance. | ||||||
| As Picard descended from the skies above | ||||||
| also cocks | ||||||
| But then warsman11 uses a noise stopper. | ||||||
| So stemmed a cancerous demon from his allergic reaction. He named it Bauman. | ||||||
| +5 for Dvorak. | ||||||
| Sonic offers his advice for this devastating situation | ||||||
| What the f*ck is this? This isn't English class | ||||||
| lol, 4 for the idea | ||||||
| and then... | ||||||
| But connery felt the advice was NO GOOD. | ||||||
| Sonic said to Connery, "I'm allergic too, lol." | ||||||
| So he picked up his Razor Gator and declared: | ||||||
| OH MAN. 5 FOR NEW WORLD SYMPHONY | ||||||
| NOTICE: I'm having to change the order of some entries due to people submitting simultaneously or just not following the order correctly. | ||||||
| war lol | ||||||
| That The Line Must Be Drawn Here! | ||||||
| Then Connery met Bill Cosby and they played pokeman. | ||||||
| And he attacked its weakpoint for MASSIVE damage. | ||||||
| And so, with his legion of Extrordinar y Gentlemen... | ||||||
| he read the cheese's package label which stated the consumers safety was not guarenteed | ||||||
| Then he realized that a n*gg* had stolen his bike! | ||||||
| attacked ebaums world causing eric bauman to | ||||||
| suddenly a magic chapstick timemachine appeared. | ||||||
| Chapstick? said the protagonist who is saying chapstick | ||||||
| Connery did a barrell roll to dodge the incoming chapstick. | ||||||
| Why not chapstick? | ||||||
| suddenly arnold swartzenegger appears, and tells the rest to "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!" | ||||||
| "Cherry-flavored," mentioned Sonic | ||||||
| I need more cowbell! | ||||||
| But cherry would not do. Mint was required. | ||||||
| So everyone got on the chopper to fly to... | ||||||
| meanwhile, gman was having a wonderful time. | ||||||
| "The line must be drawn here!" Connery shouted in defiance. | ||||||
| ...so he got out his pencil. | ||||||
| f*ck EBAUMSWORLD!!! | ||||||
| and then the pilot screams "get outta my head charles!" | ||||||
| Punch the Keys for God Sakes! | ||||||
| They didn't do the cooking by the book and | ||||||
| Suddenly, Connery knew he must... PUT SHOE ON HEAD! | ||||||
| at some point cosby and connery make a pretty cake. | ||||||
| Sonic looked at Connery in dismay, and imitated him. | ||||||
| Chuck norris then attacked sonic from behind | ||||||
| Sonic looked to the sky and saw....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! | ||||||
| Working as fast as i can.. be patient. 4-5 mins is my response time. | ||||||
| and then they called onto macgyver for help. | ||||||
| But Connery knew he was busy saving the internet, so he... | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| As things made less and less sense, one thing was for sure. f*ggotry was afoot in the secret island lair of Ebaum and his crew of internet bandits. | ||||||
| bitched slapped his personal bitch, Eric Bauman | ||||||
| gman was still having a wonderful time. | ||||||
| Next line: Screw mint, cinnamon FTW | ||||||
| Suddenly, fifteen robotic Cosbees swarmed into the area, devouring all of the porkchop sandwiches on a nearby table. | ||||||
| *THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY* the O and V in dvorak are switched. You should probably fix that. | ||||||
| also, cocks. | ||||||
| then, the NEDM army summoned many ninjas | ||||||
| Then he looked down and saw NEDM! | ||||||
| Quickly Connery got his gayness back with some GAY FUEL | ||||||
| Jesus appeared and said "Don't worry, they're with me. Lol." | ||||||
| "We are artists now and have alot more responsibility" Jesus said with enthusiasm | ||||||
| Then lifting up the mystical Rod of Bukkake, Brian Peppers... | ||||||
| Humped the staff. Soon Captain Picard... | ||||||
| prince watched connery and cosby watch him. | ||||||
| used his Punch-Out!! skillage to knock the crap out of... | ||||||
| ... then Sonic and Connery saw troops returning from ransacking EBaums. | ||||||
| ...Verily, they raised their fists in triumph and said... | ||||||
| Cosby lectures everyone on what the jazz is all about | ||||||
| Try to keep the story on track. I'm being forced to ignore a few entries. Sorry SirKibbles, had to ignore your Hitler entry and the one you did after. Try again, i'll fit you in, promise. | ||||||
| after the lecture on jazz, batman realized the rap music is what caused the brain dmamage. | ||||||
| simply the best | ||||||
| dvorak = insta 5...and as for the entry "even though Sonic knew that was NO good" | ||||||
| Suddenly, a wild Peppers appeared!! | ||||||
| "ualuealuealeuale" says batman | ||||||
| ..then they went to the secret nazi forest filled with loud annoying music | ||||||
| this would be an awesome idea if anyone here actually knew how to f*cking read | ||||||
| ... and began to bob thier heads to... | ||||||
| Than all of a suddena kid witha N64 box pops out and BOOM starts saying nazi things. | ||||||
| where they found a PS3 which retailed at $599 | ||||||
| soon they realized George Bush doesn't care about black people | ||||||
| And the look on Mike Myers' face was just like "True Lunacy". | ||||||
| Only an epic maneuver could save them now | ||||||
| ...all of the sudden Lex Luther appeard and said.. | ||||||
| Connery need refreshment in the form of Tuscan Milk... | ||||||
| Auuuughhhh, too many entries, too fast, and i've run out of space. Thanks for participating guys, i'm real sorry i could't fit everyone in, i tried my best to scramble to get this to sound coherent. Be on the look out for volume 2 coming soon! also cocks | ||||||
| now someone needs to make a flash or YTMND about this story | ||||||
| Volume 2 will be up in a matter of moments. Standby :) I'll do one last round tonight, after that.. tommorow. This is exhausting work ;) | ||||||
| Bravo. Top notch! I've never seen this premise turn out so well. YTMND sure makes a great springboard for this kind of sillyness. You sir are indeed made out of 100%, prime cut WIN. | ||||||
| Which was put into the cake | ||||||
| Dvorak ftw, my orchestra played that | ||||||
| 5 for music. Also, the story's funny and random, just like YTMND. | ||||||
| simply amazing. | ||||||
| this seems very myspace-ish to me, but f*ck those cockf*gs. 5. | ||||||
| If you can, get Boomaga to read the text of the finished story and put it in the YTMND. | ||||||
| very clever, but I can't read this all right now. | ||||||
| too long | ||||||
| 5'd for great justice! | ||||||
| The wild Peppers then ate a banana phone. | ||||||
| Just so you all know, i've asked Boomaga if he'd interested in reading these stories. I'll let you know what he says soon. Keep your fingers crossed! | ||||||
| THE WALLS ARE MELTING!!! | ||||||
| Declared an eerily familiar voice. | ||||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| 5'd for Dvorak. | ||||||
| was ruined because half of those are unfunny users | ||||||
| THESE SITES SUCK. i hope you die. | ||||||
| OMG i was cracking up for like 5 mins on the "they raise their firsts in triumph and said ualuealuealueale" part | ||||||
| will vote higher when mispelling of Dvořák is fixed | ||||||
| PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS | ||||||
| And they call him a Stupid Doo-Doo Head. | ||||||
| Never heard that music before. Off to download. | ||||||
| one day there was a ytmnd that just threw all the fads together in a story, the end. | ||||||
| NO MORE COMMENT RELATED YTMNDS PLEASE, THEY LACK EVERYTHING. | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| ZOMG! New World Symphony! Insta-5! | ||||||
| good song, reminds me of mother russia | ||||||
| 5 for not forgetting Poland | ||||||
| ..and then, Picard Summoned the great Tiger Handheld from the depths of space, only to have.. | ||||||
| nice idea. great story | ||||||
| ...Conan to summon the NEDM cat... | ||||||
| To have the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiney. (Good ytmnd btw) | ||||||
| Would have been EPIC if the second to last guy said "And dont you f*ck with ME!" | ||||||
| The best one was Mr3, because his comments are always the same, and it fit into the flow of the story perfectly. I lol'ed. | ||||||
| ...so that he may say nooooo to Brian Peppers... | ||||||
| grats on your one f*ckin loser CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNLIGHT? GO OUT, GET SOME FRESH AIR YOU NEED IT f*ckIN LOSER█████ | ||||||
| nice..im waiting for vol.2 | ||||||
| Too many f*cking fads | ||||||
| This is like the bingo sites except better. Unfortunately, "fads encouraged" merits this a 1. | ||||||
| bravo | ||||||
| omg thats friggin awesome | ||||||
| wow this was so leet i dont even know where to begin | ||||||
| omg fav! | ||||||
| then jkesus was like "lol I'm jesus". | ||||||
| Beautiful. This is what YTMND is all about. | ||||||
| Wins for Antonin Dvorak | ||||||
| Well, every culture has a creation myth.... | ||||||
| and stops the hip hop forever | ||||||
| The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| Damn that was funny | ||||||
| Then suddenly a secret nazi Rude cat appeared! | ||||||
| TOO MANY FADS = WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| 1 for NEDM | ||||||
| It was having bad day. | ||||||
| 1'ed because too much reading. | ||||||
| THE END | ||||||
| when someone screamed "BRIAN,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" | ||||||
| 5'd solely based on the music, Dvorak's Fifth is the greatest piece of music known to man | ||||||
| then Zidane jumped out to headbutt Brian Peppers... | ||||||
| and got a red card | ||||||
| Snakes then began to invade the YTMND plane. | ||||||
| I enjoy this kind of thing, but this didn't turn out well, and I'm not a big fan of people whoring votes by putting people's names in lights. | ||||||
| just don't expect me to read more than one of these lol | ||||||
| and that the rap will give the brain damage | ||||||
| Creative. Also music. 5 | ||||||
| Then AIDS destroyed the universe. But YTMND lived on. | ||||||
| 5'd for Dvorak | ||||||
| jaggerblade: not whoring votes. I just wanted to create a YTMND that would incite participation. If i wanted to 'whore votes' i would have written the participants' names in red, not a barely-visible dark grey. | ||||||
| but ytmnd didnt live on for long until they learned to suck there own dicks, then it was madness | ||||||
| loligodlol deserves an award | ||||||
| "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... said Ted Stevens | ||||||
| too long | ||||||
| forunately, everyone remebered 2024 and armageddon. | ||||||
| and then the emo said how could this happen to me :( | ||||||
| i think the creator forgot that ytmnd users aren't very smart. if we can't properly arrange fads to make a ytmnd, how could we possibly do it using the english language? | ||||||
| O RLY? | ||||||
| Ya rly. | ||||||
| and lo, it was Moscow, so noble and old | ||||||
| INTERNETS | ||||||
| Displeased, Snape decided to shout the killing curse at Bush | ||||||
| ^_^ | ||||||
| More NEDM. Cosby appears. Nedm again. Cosby says "achr achr achr". NEDM! Cosby says "now my good man what do yoyu li...NEDM. ORLY? NEDM. Somebody set up us...NEDM. And so on so forth. Because that's what all the jazz is all about. | ||||||
| this is epic. | ||||||
| Sonic made me lol. | ||||||
| can i hand this in for my english report???? | ||||||
| LEADYOYO FORTHEWIN | ||||||
| Pushed it to the limit | ||||||
| NEDM = auto 1. | ||||||
| then he rubbed his *sshole with tubing strips and gaped the wild cats vagina | ||||||
| Suddenly, A giant yiddish cup had... | ||||||
| But Lex Luthor thought otherwise... | ||||||
| Good concept. The people who commented let you down though. They can't seem to string a sentance together properly! | ||||||
| Great. | ||||||
| but mint wasnt his favorite flavor either | ||||||
| EPIC. (just a comment, not a submission. xD) | ||||||
| haha, dangly parts | ||||||
| audience participation is still silly, but this is better than fad bingo any day of the week. | ||||||
| 5'd because i've played the french horn part in that song | ||||||
| meanwhile in moskau... | ||||||
| a n*gg*h stole a bike... | ||||||
| As Conan chased him down fruitlessly... | ||||||
| while the statue of liberty puts shoe on head... | ||||||
| 5'd for music | ||||||
