...his laundry. He never could sort properly on account of his colorblindness.

Defending the internets, when suddenly

a giant Pepsi bottle the size of Texas came down and...

formed a crater that had a familar shape.

10 word max, remember folks. Also due to delay in waiting for my updates, i recommend you let the story flow in the comments. (aka read what person above you wrote and continue)

The shape of a Happy Cat.

PIRATES ATTACKED HIS ANCIENT SPACE SHIP!

The shape of Bea Arthurs cell phone.

It was a man bent over, stretching his big gaping

The world could only be saved by chedder cheese.

The myspace troops and ytmnd troops stormed the crater

He then took a bite out of it.

It's not very good. But I guess it's not bad either

Then he ate three internets while...

Connery, unfortunately, was allergic to cheese - and, thus, had none.

The ship suffered heavy damage, but luckily Chuck Norris said

*continued from SXtoXdx* And from the crater rose Tom Cruise.

NEDM

cheddar cheese from the past. he needed a time machine.

so he procured an old one from Brian Peppers

so he called his father, mullet man.

*cont. Jonnyboy* and suddenly the Happy Cat..

The sound of doom music could be heard all around.

Holy sh*t, this is hard to keep up with. The entries are coming too fast.. lol. MAKE SURE STORY FOLLOWS WHAT'S IN COMMENTS - DON'T RELY ON WHAT'S ON THE PAGE. Keep it coming, folks :)

This story is not at all coherent. Nice try, though.

devestating flatulance.

As Picard descended from the skies above

also cocks

But then warsman11 uses a noise stopper.

So stemmed a cancerous demon from his allergic reaction. He named it Bauman.

+5 for Dvorak.

Sonic offers his advice for this devastating situation

What the f*ck is this? This isn't English class

lol, 4 for the idea

and then...

But connery felt the advice was NO GOOD.

Sonic said to Connery, "I'm allergic too, lol."

So he picked up his Razor Gator and declared:

OH MAN. 5 FOR NEW WORLD SYMPHONY

NOTICE: I'm having to change the order of some entries due to people submitting simultaneously or just not following the order correctly.

war lol

That The Line Must Be Drawn Here!

Then Connery met Bill Cosby and they played pokeman.

And he attacked its weakpoint for MASSIVE damage.

And so, with his legion of Extrordinar y Gentlemen...

he read the cheese's package label which stated the consumers safety was not guarenteed

Then he realized that a n*gg* had stolen his bike!

attacked ebaums world causing eric bauman to

suddenly a magic chapstick timemachine appeared.

Chapstick? said the protagonist who is saying chapstick

Connery did a barrell roll to dodge the incoming chapstick.

Why not chapstick?

suddenly arnold swartzenegger appears, and tells the rest to "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!"

"Cherry-flavored," mentioned Sonic

I need more cowbell!

But cherry would not do. Mint was required.

So everyone got on the chopper to fly to...

meanwhile, gman was having a wonderful time.

"The line must be drawn here!" Connery shouted in defiance.

...so he got out his pencil.

f*ck EBAUMSWORLD!!!

and then the pilot screams "get outta my head charles!"

Punch the Keys for God Sakes!

They didn't do the cooking by the book and

Suddenly, Connery knew he must... PUT SHOE ON HEAD!

at some point cosby and connery make a pretty cake.

Sonic looked at Connery in dismay, and imitated him.

Chuck norris then attacked sonic from behind

Sonic looked to the sky and saw....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Working as fast as i can.. be patient. 4-5 mins is my response time.

and then they called onto macgyver for help.

But Connery knew he was busy saving the internet, so he...

lol

As things made less and less sense, one thing was for sure. f*ggotry was afoot in the secret island lair of Ebaum and his crew of internet bandits.

bitched slapped his personal bitch, Eric Bauman

gman was still having a wonderful time.

Next line: Screw mint, cinnamon FTW

Suddenly, fifteen robotic Cosbees swarmed into the area, devouring all of the porkchop sandwiches on a nearby table.

*THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY* the O and V in dvorak are switched. You should probably fix that.

also, cocks.

then, the NEDM army summoned many ninjas

Then he looked down and saw NEDM!

Quickly Connery got his gayness back with some GAY FUEL

Jesus appeared and said "Don't worry, they're with me. Lol."

"We are artists now and have alot more responsibility" Jesus said with enthusiasm

Then lifting up the mystical Rod of Bukkake, Brian Peppers...

Humped the staff. Soon Captain Picard...

prince watched connery and cosby watch him.

used his Punch-Out!! skillage to knock the crap out of...

... then Sonic and Connery saw troops returning from ransacking EBaums.

...Verily, they raised their fists in triumph and said...

Cosby lectures everyone on what the jazz is all about

Try to keep the story on track. I'm being forced to ignore a few entries. Sorry SirKibbles, had to ignore your Hitler entry and the one you did after. Try again, i'll fit you in, promise.

after the lecture on jazz, batman realized the rap music is what caused the brain dmamage.

simply the best

dvorak = insta 5...and as for the entry "even though Sonic knew that was NO good"

Suddenly, a wild Peppers appeared!!

"ualuealuealeuale" says batman

..then they went to the secret nazi forest filled with loud annoying music

this would be an awesome idea if anyone here actually knew how to f*cking read

... and began to bob thier heads to...

Than all of a suddena kid witha N64 box pops out and BOOM starts saying nazi things.

where they found a PS3 which retailed at $599

soon they realized George Bush doesn't care about black people

And the look on Mike Myers' face was just like "True Lunacy".

Only an epic maneuver could save them now

...all of the sudden Lex Luther appeard and said..

Connery need refreshment in the form of Tuscan Milk...

Auuuughhhh, too many entries, too fast, and i've run out of space. Thanks for participating guys, i'm real sorry i could't fit everyone in, i tried my best to scramble to get this to sound coherent. Be on the look out for volume 2 coming soon! also cocks

now someone needs to make a flash or YTMND about this story

Volume 2 will be up in a matter of moments. Standby :) I'll do one last round tonight, after that.. tommorow. This is exhausting work ;)

Bravo. Top notch! I've never seen this premise turn out so well. YTMND sure makes a great springboard for this kind of sillyness. You sir are indeed made out of 100%, prime cut WIN.

Which was put into the cake

Dvorak ftw, my orchestra played that

5 for music. Also, the story's funny and random, just like YTMND.

simply amazing.

this seems very myspace-ish to me, but f*ck those cockf*gs. 5.

If you can, get Boomaga to read the text of the finished story and put it in the YTMND.

very clever, but I can't read this all right now.

too long