haha thats great

hehe

Stop resubmitting this crap

-2

^Parents still at your door?

lol @ the end

Haha, I loved the Picard meets himself in the after life. That made me LOL.

True art medium? Give me a break. "It's YTMND you f*ggot."

-2

YES! I was waiting for NEDM. xD

OMFG LOL, all my 5's belong to this.

LOL! NEDM would have funny too!

5'd for NEDM at the end, I was expecting it the whole time =D

Bravo!

Also, AIM?

for the win

5 because Robert Fripp and King Crimson are Gods.

i knew the NEDM was coming

No need to justify the original to the pack of slobbering idiots that need a "funny" or the site isn;t good to them.

i was waiting for the NEDM at the end. 5.

NE freakin' DM!!

Should have stopped at "You're the man now dog. And boo for no Q.

-1

"Happy now! Go away!" LOL

I was going to say "COPE?? PAH - YOU FAIL" and downvote you, but the NEDM saves! ALL HAIL NEDM!

NEDM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That made my night!

5 for nedm

Man, that was awesome. I was expecting NEDM. And then the site went on, and I wasn't anymore. AND THEN BAM. Well done.

BTW, I really liked the original "Death and the Captain". So now we have that AND its comedic side, so it's the best of both worlds.

HAHAHHA 5 for NEDM

5 for everything. Especially the NEDM!!! And yes, I was satisfied!

yes!... YES! FINALLY DELIVERS!

Should have been Raptor Jesus.

3 for king crimson +1 for NEDM. +1 more for SMB death music.

God this is sickening. Ghey ot say the least...

-1

NEDM saved this ytmnd.

not funny, no nedm, showing your ugly mug, you should be greatful with a 2

-1

art is for f*gs. king crimson is good. you are fat.

-1

In the end this is just another fad conglomerate.

-1

This is funny, but dammit I *knew* one of these days people would start getting all pretentious about YTMND being a new "medium" of "expression".... ugh.

This was gonna be a 4 because I was like "Where's the NEDM", but then it jumped out at me, so, 5.

my fav star trek episode, especially when he gets stabbed and laughs, that's f*cking hard core. and of course Q who we callest ourself, so there.

NEDM was the icing on the cake. Well done.

NEDM - priceless

More fads is not the answer! But you still make valid points. Then again you did NEDM it, the lack of which made the original good.

5 for the fact that I was expecting God to be Connery in the original

Why did I KNOW NEDM would be thrown in?

Expected, and failed

-1

the whole time i was like "ok the next one will be NEDM then i was like aww but still awesome. then bam!

-1

I loved the ending, just before NEDM...then i laughed my *ss off...This deserves every star of it's 5.

Yes, YES!

At dual Picard, "That's my name don't wear it out..." also 2 until the NEDM ... :)

Thank you for making it worth my while to wait until the very end. NEDM for all eternity!!!

What's even cooler is the "Picard meets Picard" scenario = "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier". The winning continues...

oh god i LOVE THE ENDING!!!! HAHAHA NEDM!

You know creator.. I watched this and said and fought your endings at every turn.. found a reason to hate them.. good reasons I think.. then oh then you played your nonchalant trump card.. damn you. I give my second ever favorite.

OK, now that I'm done laughing...the serious side to my comment: I really liked how you used the first one as a serious one, I think it made a very true statement! And the humor behind this one, is that I was expecting NEDM the entire time, and then you let me down...but then JUST as I was about to hit the profile button, it hit me out of nowhere, and it was a perfect humorous shocker

2 cuz I was hoping for either a raptor jesus or an "I'm jesus, lol"... or macgyver

I LOVE YOU FOR NEDM!

Well and amusingly said.

PinguPenguin, I think this may have started the gorilla warfare.. the NEDM in the trees.

I love the horrified reaction on Picards face XD

long story short, 5'd.

I want to give this a 4.3, but that isn't an option, and I always round up.

+1

Yes, very satisfied.

Wouldn't have been complete without NEDM.

I was thinking "What? no NEDM?" Yup, satisfied, thx.

a good f*ggy short film, but still a f*ggy short film. save the blocks of text for your blog.

How did i know that was coming?

You're very pretentious.

Thank god! I thought I'd have to post a "where's the NEDM?".

nice gaim, and this was a bit trite, i liked the old one.

I was thinking to myself "That SOB, he left NEDM out on purpose" But you delivered. And for that, 5.

YES YES OMG LOLOLOL I WAS GONNA CRY CUS NO NEDM! lololololol you have made my day. im favving this site

LMAO didn't except to see Happy Cat. Good job.

yes

YES! I totally suggested that god should be connery when this was done the first time. Additional props for the placating NEDM.

Hilarous man.

I held on till the end. The ending from the show is best.

It ended and I said to myself "What? No NEDM?!" And then, as if it heard my request...

omg dude I lol'd hard on the mindfck one CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE

Good to see you stayed with your first idea.

HAHAHAHA I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN I'D 6 FOR NEDM oh my god weed + ytmnd is a great thing

wtf?

I'm glad you left "Death and the Captain" as it was.

I was waiting for the NEDM

This was gonna get a 2 until NEDM popped up, so a +2 for you.

I hope to god that YTMND doesn't start getting f*ggoty and artsy-serious.

...but +1 for NEDM.

Once again you wow my mind, and give joy to the senses. You make such enjoyable YTMND's, you are truly a Artist.

peer pressure rules. way to go.

Awesome, I was just about to close the tab while thinking "Hmm, that was a perfect opportunity for NEDM" when suddenly... Well you sir are winner.

hurray king crimson!

King Crimson ftw!

star trek sucks and it loks like you did that in paint

i think this needs a scooby-do ending, "Yea thats right im god, and you would have never found out if it werent for those damn *insert something star trek related*"

NEDM

Thank you for saying those words. YTMND has grown beyond it's original intent and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

I'm torn on this. Pandering to the NEDM crowd is the new in thing and I don't dig it, but your method earns you a respectable 3.

Well, thank goodness you didn't succumb to pressure to end with something obvious like NED.. oh.

get over star trek u f*ckheads

just when it got good, you f*cked it up... or did you? the best nedm suprise ever

why are the heads cut out so crappy? the rest is nice though

NEDM! YAY!

I thought that Death at the Captain was a success...

and***

basically, if you can't behind something because it isn't funny or can't see how all of this is art you are a turd and eat turds and yo mama was a turd

and what i found at the end of the universe was? NEDM!

The one with Brian Peppers was the best.

Bravo.

Your timing was perfect. I wanted that nedm so badly.

hahahahahaha!

I went back and 5'd the original because you have a valid point, but I also gave this one a 5 for playing to us YTMND fanboys. +X for the surprise NEDM ending.

I HELD OUT FOR THE NEDM AN DIT DELIVERED

the fifth star is for NEDM

I WILL CRUSH YOU

I laughed. allot!

I was waiting for NEDM since for ever, i thought you really forgot it! but you didn't YOU WIN SIR

Wow that was long. Did I miss anything when I fell asleep?

You should have the music from the movie "Clue" between scenes..

thats cool how you used the billysk8tr clip though

Satisfied? Now go away. HAHAHAHAHA nice

It should have ended with L. Ron. Nuff' said!

I concur. Fun options to think about, but thank god you stayed with the serious one. Just wouldn't be as cool otherwise.

NEDM need served. 5 for you.

I'll say it again: the original version ended perfectly. I'll still 5 this because I liked how you explained yourself, and I liked some of the variations (And the original scene).

hated it till the NEDM ending. 4.

1'd for Not Even Funny

No L Ron?

win

hhahahhahahaha i love alot :P

OH ALRIGHT....NEDM...ultimate roflmao

i was saying nedm nedm nedm the whole time and then it happened and i 5'd it

its a shame to those downvoters frikin f*ckers >:[

holy sh*t, that is the most awesome ytmnd ever! i was just hoping and hoping for NEDM! and it CAME! hahahaha

DFHSDHF for MEDN

I was going to vote 3, but then the lecture at the end ruined it. Stop taking YTMND seriously, f*ck.

NEDM saved you from a one you lousy piece of sh*t motherf*cker.

Glorious!

I disagree. Just because the Washington Post calls YTMNDs art, that doesn't instantly make YTMND a site for art. One WP editor just likes YTMND enough to call it art. Also, art doesn't NEED to be serious. Also, "If you don't like it, tough. Times change. Cope" is a pretty lame thing of you to say. But the site was funny, so 4.

+10,000 for NEDM

very thoroughly satisfied.

5 for the NEDM presentation; springing it on us last minute when we were about to believe it wasn't gonna be there.

Saw it coming.

I was expecting NEDM on the original, +5

Hahaha! Just when I was thinking "Huh, no Secret NEDM ending?"...WHAM. A YTMNDer after me own heart. :))

somehow you have to be funny in real life to be funny on here.

I thought NEDM would be in the original too. Thanks for bowing down to pressure from your peers and putting NEDM at the end of this. I'd give it 6 stars if he does the head slide.

I didn't suspect NEDM :P

The NEDM made my migraine go away.

Whatever.

The sound is Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber at the start, credit it please.

This isn't art, nor is it funny. This is a stupid piece of crap that never needed to be made. I don't care how you thought up alternate endings to an already too long f*ggy short film of a ytmnd.

Ytmnd is humour and always will be...f*ck art lol. "It's YTMND you f*ggot!" :P

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

You still don't get it. These endings are not really funny if you announce them before with long and annoying texts.

glad you didn't.

You get my 5 stars for the very end.

Happy Cat clinched it. I know it's inane but it always makes me laugh. You never know where it'll show up.

While I agree, just because it's 'serious' doesn't necessarily make it art. At least you didn't pull an NEDM. It would have been too obvious.

LMAO!! I knew you were gonna come back and throw in an NEDM.. but it was still awesome, none-the-less

FIVE FOR KING CRIMSON!!!!

lol i was waiting patiently for the obvious NEDM i didnt think it would happen then it hit me very funny

you were working towards a solid 4 or 5 until you went gay with nedm

Also NEDM.

i was almost disappointed. you delivered with the nedm. ty :D

Should have used the YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG ending.

I was THIS CLOSE to totally rejecting this....then...the final ending. Beautiful! lol

gj

NEDM saved it

You, in fact, are the man now dog. Nice.

i thank the nonexistant lord above you did not choose any of these.

having peppers and ackbar in there just ruined it. you should have stopped it after connery, then made separate ytmnds.

Hoo-ray for Mario U DIIIIE music

-2 for your art talk but + 10 for nedm

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

+5 for the glorious mindf*ck, and +5 for resigning yourself to the inevitable at the end :)

f*ck you

what a crock of sh*te

you get +5 for reading my f'n mind

very nice,its now a fav!

haha, awesome.

Great! I love the mindf*ck ending.

so many points were being taken away, until NEDM, so i'm happy.

Five'd for NEDM (ok, the whole YTMND was great but I think this was your point.

Great follow-up. Love the end, best use of... that... in a long time.

your def. the man now dog

-1 for the ugly guy with the glasses

WIN WIN WIN

I swore I would 4 it. Damn you for covering ALL bases, INCLUDING NEDM!!

hahahahahaha i see what u did there

I totally saw that coming........... and I loved it!

I really like this, and theres some good work on the sound and the imagery here, must have taken a while to sync up and whatnot. Seriously though, f*ggy short films and slideshows ftl. Remember your fundamentals.

For the record, I picture NEDM as the afterlife.

You should have used the connery ending :( well done though

OH MY GOD YOU DID NEDM JUST FOR THAT IM FAVING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f*ckING AWESOME!

LMFAO I was waiting till the very end specifically for NEDM! I knew you wouldn't let us down!!!

God I was wondering when NEDM would show up.

lol you are ugly

times change! also, cocks.

10*= 5 for effort + 5 for NEDM

This is terrible. Stop making YTMNDs dedicated to previous artistic decisions you've made. Also, die.

I like the mindf*ck one. but, connery one makes quite a good statement about the "artsty" crowd but meh. its f*ckin all good.

You're the man now dog!

F*ck the fundamentals... that was a great set-up. I was ready to one-star this, but the NEDM was definitely a +Infinity rating.

5'd for NEDM!

I like it

I completely agree with this ytmnd (lmao for the end too because you knew it was what everyone was thinking :P)

I liked the last one

epic!!

5'ed against "it's not funny" whiners. Can we shoot them yet?

Bad photoshopping skills you got there bud

You Win, Don't Try Again ^_^

5'ed for great (if somewhat expected) use of NEDM.

You Win, please Try Again ^_^

My version will be better.

nice

original was good, but 1 for your ugly mug.

Lawl, win

You done jerking yourself off yet?

5'd for NEDM! and you love it!

cope reminds me of copa cabanna

Way to not even mention NEDM, f*g.

yeah, that was pretty crappy

When i watched Death and the Captain, i waited for NEDM the entire way through...but in the end, i was not dissapointed at all.

That was painfully unfunny.

That was the STUPIDEST ytmnd ever. I know you can do better than that!

you made the rigt choice with "Death and te Captain". this one stinks tho

5'd for both daring to use "ibid" and mention Philip Glass in the same YTMND. Also, thank-you for going with the original ending.

meh.

5'd because of the fact that you told off all those morons who keep downvoting because they think YTMND's absolutely positively HAVE to be funny. And because of the "IT'S A TRAP" ending.

lol faved that simple omfg =] LOL

Starless and... bible black!

Your making of alternate endings was witty. You taking the Washington Post seriously was not. Both of your YTMNDs were good - keep up the good work, just don't take this so seriously. Animated gifs and looping wavs does not an art form make.

Did you purposfuly make the transitions between endings like from the ending of clue? If so, you're so leet. If not, well they are like it. And if you think i'm talking about the board game, FYAD and go rent Clue right now.

NEDM Ftw

your the reason why jesus died

I love you!

who was the fat kid?

TOOK WAY TO f*ckING LONG FOR THE NEDM ENDING!!

I still don't like it.

too long clanky, too long! good nedm, though

Thank you! YTMNDs don't all have to be jokey.

5'd for fads. And telling it like it is.

It was gonna be a 4 until I saw "oh alright..."

your bullsh*t almost got u 1 star...thank god for happy cat

I was waiting for NEDM =) 5'd

this sucks and i hate you.

I hear a foghorn............ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

NEDM is sh*t.

Well said. I can't stand people who insist that YTMND *has* to be "teh funny." Some of my favorites are serious ones.

All that's missing is a techno rave. 5/5.