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| Site Title: | Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | teknoratdumb.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Teknorat | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-05 14:12:20 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Various Sites, Edited by Teknorat | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Del Vikings - Come Go With Me | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Someone pointed out just how much money I had spent on YTMND. Here's some better things I could have spent the money on. | ||||||||||
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| teknorat hacks ytmnd to sponsor his sites omg |
+15 | |||||
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| "And yes, I know this will be horribly abused." |
+5 | |||||
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| Don't edit out the porn you *ssh*le. |
-1 | |||||
| wb teknorat, ur my hero. |
+2 | |||||
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-5 | ||||||
| 1/300 of a thetan removal? lol |
+7 | |||||
| 4227 gumballs... |
+3 | |||||
| WAT |
-2 | |||||
| i replied to this to make my comment appear up here. | ||||||
| Buddy jesus action figures. :D |
+3 | |||||
| 5'd because you actually IMed this to me.
A Springfield Armory XD. |
-3 | |||||
| 20 quality penis pumps | ||||||
| 312 Piraat Ales. | ||||||
| You could of gambled it away. | ||||||
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| hiring apes that automatically delete every new Bingo YTMND |
-2 | |||||
| OOOOOOH SNAP! | ||||||
-11 [show comment] | |||||
| Wow, Im retarded, I was supposed to put that link in the Address bar, but I put it in the comment box and pressed enter......I guess my mind was elsewhere. |
+5 | |||||
| lmfao. | ||||||
| You could have 500 big macs, then a pic of lol ronald | ||||||
| Yet YTMND is better than all those things. | ||||||
| Hey the Swingline is tied for first in my book |
+1 | |||||
| I love you, Teknorat. | ||||||
| 1 person to give you a 5 |
+2 | |||||
| only 64 staplers? jeesus how much do those cost?? |
+4 | |||||
| ^according to a quick google, 16.5 dollars each | ||||||
| wtf is with the text! get it out!
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| lifetime accounts for several p0rnsites |
+2 | |||||
| How about 1056 pickels for that dumb girl. | ||||||
| 2 $500 prostitutes |
+6 | |||||
| or one high dollar prostitute.(desease free, if it exists) |
+2 | |||||
| get rid of the text! | ||||||
| Text blocks the picture. |
+3 | |||||
| or give it all to scientology.............................................. | ||||||
| Or two or three Dell 2405FPW monitors on eBay. | ||||||
| Support a website of which you are currently using bandwidth. Assisting Max Goldberg with funds needed to keep this website running, whereas you and me did nothing. |
-3 | |||||
| lol fail | ||||||
| Your a f*cking idiot, he is Teknorat.^^^^ | ||||||
| whereas I did nothing.* then. | ||||||
| About 810 razor gators. | ||||||
| Holy crap! You fail ^_^
You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's! | ||||||
| "810 razor gators." LOL. |
+1 | |||||
| I'm too used to other people bashing on Teknorat, bashing himself doesn't compute in my head. |
+2 | |||||
| "You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's!" ...and a copy of Ninety-Nine Nights. God, Inphyy's a hot babe with that sword... | ||||||
| Lol, you actually did the math | ||||||
| That is sad as hell... | ||||||
| 5'd for keeping YTMND alive... though this site isn't particularly funny | ||||||
| I was ready to 2 this until I saw you made this as well. | ||||||
| 1056 $1 hookers, or 1 $1056.82 hooker |
+9 | |||||
| only 1056 $1 hooker? you could get .82 of a hooker as well...maybe like a midget hooker...don't know how popular those are tho...maybe you're into that kind of stuff |
+5 | |||||
| This is the lamest attempt to pose ever to be witnessed by men. |
-2 | |||||
| invested in internets | ||||||
| I think people would criticise you less for donating if the sites were actually good. What is your profession? |
+1 | |||||
| Infinite Shares of Enron Stock |
+1 | |||||
| nice... | ||||||
| about 74 "Jesus Cheetos" (http://tinyurl.com/q8m5x) | ||||||
| 1/2 of a PS3 |
+4 | |||||
| 528 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles onions ON A SESAME SEED BUN? |
+2 | |||||
| 105,682 penny whistles. |
+2 | |||||
| you coulda bought 105,682 swedish fish |
+2 | |||||
| 264 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk |
+2 | |||||
| Round trip 2 Disney World for a Week in a Hotel and all park Hopper pass... wut were you thinking | ||||||
| http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com (just copying r3ddr4g0n) |
-1 | |||||
| vip access with special privileges at your local titty bar that's what | ||||||
| you are dumb. stop being such an attention whore |
-5 | |||||
| ^ agreed |
-5 | |||||
| a life?????? |
-1 | |||||
| Fiveid because I literally think about Teknorat's discretionary income day and night. | ||||||
| a 1998 honda accord |
+2 | |||||
| I just realised I'm not counting whatever I donated to DKZ's Haley site before he delted. it. Ah well. | ||||||
| dzk eh | ||||||
| through site sponsorships alone? jesus | ||||||
| 1.7643 Playstation 3s |
-2 | |||||
| Why the heck do you donate so much? | ||||||
| A USED TOYOTA! | ||||||
| why |
-3 | |||||
| Wow you're a failure. |
-9 | |||||
| +1 for guinea pigs |
-3 | |||||
| 1 PS3. lol | ||||||
| the 2 X360 beg for "one PS3 with 2 games for it" |
-3 | |||||
| 2 GREMLINS | ||||||
| i'm suprised that you haven't donated to this site yet |
-3 | |||||
| put in PS3 WITH RIDGE RACER!!!!!!! | ||||||
| wow you're an idiot |
-1 | |||||
| You must be rich | ||||||
| Hopefully they were good Ytmnds that you wasted your money on. :P | ||||||
| possibly 5 wiis | ||||||
| Ha fool. I love ytmnd but not enough to actually donate money.
How about a hooker for ten hours? | ||||||
| Putting money into this site is the best thing you could of done. | ||||||
| PS3 has been added, but take the console war elsewhere :P |
+3 | |||||
| Except maybe the starving children could have used it more... | ||||||
| The Canadian province of Prince Edward Island. | ||||||
| that sounds like a good place to his porno he could of spent on. | ||||||
| Doesn't Adverb have some conspiracy theory about how you're hacking it and you don't really spend the money? | ||||||
| a pancake with a picture of jesus on it |
+2 | |||||
| 40 sony walkmans | ||||||
| 200 mdma pills for 1k when buying in bulk, gaining back 4k after selling them off at around $20 a piece. Total profit: $ 3,000 and some blowjobs from random raver girls. | ||||||
| Try an X-Box 360, PS3, AND Wii. | ||||||
| 80 hours worth of boxing lessons from Mike Tyson. | ||||||
| a black person |
+7 | |||||
| Racism FTW | ||||||
| yeah this comment literally made me laugh out loud | ||||||
| 106 Slip N' Slides | ||||||
| A roadtrip in an RV from San Francisco to Montreal with 4 friends. (In case anyone didn't realize, I'm just making this all up.) | ||||||
| a toaster.. | ||||||
| Creating a website similar to YTMND.com, thus getting people to denate to you... THUS making you richer, but you didn't... | ||||||
| You sir, win 5 for the playstation 3 comment. Which probably may or may not have been already suggested.
Perhaps one about how many hookers you could have hired. | ||||||
| donate* | ||||||
| 19 porno commissions from my best friend.
Or a federal patent.
Or 20 full tanks of gas.
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| Added hookers, drugs and eBaum. |
+1 | |||||
| Thats 2120 feet of slip n slide fun! | ||||||
| If ya can't laugh at yourself... | ||||||
| 352 $3 beers. I tried to find the price of Gay Fuel, but I couldn't. | ||||||
| Buy the gun you showed. Then put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. f*ggot. |
-7 | |||||
| You're a douchebag. |
+1 | |||||
| 1138 PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
-3 | |||||
| A Japanese balloon bomb. Send it over to North Korea. Lmao. | ||||||
| alot of copies of ridge racer |
+2 | |||||
| FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS |
+5 | |||||
| Totally right, you could also have bought up at least 4 Wiis! | ||||||
| 4227 gumballs from a gumball machine. |
+1 | |||||
| Jesus Christ! Red Swinglines are 30 f*cking bucks?!?! | ||||||
| One session of Scientology auditing. |
+3 | |||||
| you could have paid me to kick you in the balls. actually you wouldn't have to pay me. |
-3 | |||||
| 3-4 Nintendo Wii systems | ||||||
| 4 wii's |
-1 | |||||
| "Look at me I'm an idiot!" Good for you. |
-2 | |||||
| 16 Fleshlights |
+2 | |||||
| you could have got 21 "3 song lap dances" at "Industrial Strip" in Hammond, IN. The first song is a lingere dance, the second topless, and third totally nude, and you can touch anything but the box, all in a private booth. I'm sure for that much you could get the nude bit for the whole time while playing with the boobies, possibly a blow job. |
+5 | |||||
| lol, you're rich... | ||||||
| I wasn't going to comment until I saw "4227 gumballs from a gumball machine." I will kill one guinea pig every hour until it is changed (first pig dies 9:22 EST) |
+1 | |||||
| hey... hey. not even gumball machines make killing guinea pigs cool. |
+1 | |||||
| NEGM .... | ||||||
| MAIL ORDER WIFE FROM RUSSIA |
+1 | |||||
| 105 cases of Hamm's beer. | ||||||
| yum.. | ||||||
| 1) You could buy 9000 rounds of low to medium quality ammunition.
2) 3 years of high-speed internet
3) A new living room couch/loveseat set.
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| YAY you could have bought 850 gay fuels | ||||||
| Lambo Door Kit to make your used car a bigger piece of sh*t. | ||||||
| You misrepresented the rifle... That's a Bushmaster AR-15 A2 "Sporter"... an AK is a different beast entirely. | ||||||
| 8 ds lites | ||||||
| Funding for the devs to make MxO not suck so much. | ||||||
| Actually looking through some of the Scientology prices (http://www.sweenytod.com/cos/pricelist.html) it seems I wouldn't be able to buy any of that sh*t. |
+1 | |||||
| http://www.bushmaster.com/shopping/weapons/pcwa2s14ak.asp
Methinks I used the right rifle. |
+1 | |||||
| Also, you could have bought 5 1/2 hours of private time with a camwhore on livejasmine. |
+1 | |||||
| ..wow, I've never seen a bushmaster of that style sporting an ak designation. Thats a first for me. | ||||||
| GUINEA PIGS!! |
+1 | |||||
| you should seriously buy advertising on ebaums world... and have it link to ytmnd or something anti ebaum... lofls insue |
+1 | |||||
| You could have filled up you car up with gas | ||||||
| 2 purebread british shorthairs (happycat). | ||||||
| you could buy 5 of my crap cars...or a 87th of my 67 cougar...i won't sell that bitch for anything | ||||||
| Hmm most british shorthairs seem to be going for about $750. | ||||||
| (Should go right after 1 used car) 2 new electrics (show a single passanger 3 wheel "car") | ||||||
| you could have bought blank space or polend and rembmemred | ||||||
| You rich motherf*cker. sponsor this. | ||||||
| You could own 1/3 of Somalia. | ||||||
| 89 aborted fetus's
oh and by the way it says nobody has donated anything to this site.
FAIL
(You still get a 4 for the idea) | ||||||
| 5 different level 1 easy to learn language Muzzy DVDs | ||||||
| A decent new gaming machine. | ||||||
| A time machine built by mullet man. 50 bikes (only to have them all stole by a n*gga). A perfect 1/24 scale model of the u.s.s. enterprise... Just some ideas. | ||||||
| 5'd for truth. | ||||||
| I vote for livejasmin cam whore for the next add. Although my other ones were just as good. |
+1 | |||||
| How much do WMDs go for? Maybe you could own 1/1000th of a WMD. | ||||||
| ALOT of hoes | ||||||
| 469 cans of Gay Fuel at $2.25 per can... | ||||||
| 95 DVDs of "The Rock" at $10.99 each. |
+1 | |||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ |
-6 | |||||
| 52 sound-activated clapper machines at $19.99 per unit. CLAP ON. CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! |
+1 | |||||
| +100 copies of Riiiiiidge Racer. | ||||||
| You called my bluff. I'm not going to kill any Guinea Pigs. I'd still like to see "4227 gumballs from a gumball
machine." |
+1 | |||||
| I LOL'd. Alcoholic, owner of the most guinea pigs, big-mac-eating fat American, or proud owner of 20 penis pumps? The choice is yours. | ||||||
| 26 sets of "Doggy Steps" 3-step stairs at $39.99/unit | ||||||
| 300 cowbells | ||||||
| 26 George Foreman GR10AWHT Champ Grills at the list price of $39.99 per unit... | ||||||
| Penis pumps and guinea pigs lol! | ||||||
| even better when used together |
+1 | |||||
| candy herbs and a friend did it
but we do have to thank people like him for helping to keep this site going | ||||||
| 1 official "N64-kid" Nintendo 64 at the eBay sale price of $1,051... |
+1 | |||||
| 4 nintendo Wii's |
-1 | |||||
| You coulda bought a variety of plane tickets to almost anywhere in the world, one-way or otherwise depending on rates at the moment. lol world travel |
+1 | |||||
| You could have bought a golden retriever + months of dog food. |
+1 | |||||
| 1,243 tronjan condoms | ||||||
| You could've bought 352 Red Bulls. You then would of had enough caffeine to stay up all night and make great YTMNDs which would have then convinced other people to spend money to support YTMND.com. |
+1 | |||||
| Donate $1,943.18 to this site and make it a cool $3000.00 ftw. You could have bought like 1000+ box's of jello. | ||||||
| you made a site about yourself? |
-4 | |||||
| I love it. | ||||||
| 4 or 5 Nintendo Wiis. 8 Nintendo DS Lites. | ||||||
| "2 $500 prostitutes"
or 10 $100 prostitutes | ||||||
| Bought Epic Armor for WoW on eBay. | ||||||
| 4 nintendo wii's | ||||||
| You could've bought 132 copies of L. Ron's Dianetics. You should add that in. | ||||||
| 150 movie tickets? That's assuming they're $7, though; it probably varies. | ||||||
| around 300 cans of Gay Fuel | ||||||
| I have 2 of those video cards, they kick serious ass. For that much money... you could of rented a big boat, or buy a small one. | ||||||
| yeah, f*ck that dumb n****r | ||||||
| 1,056 packs of batteries at the dollar store |
+1 | |||||
| 500 awesome tuscan milk. | ||||||
| P.S. you could buy Adverbs' mother 1,056 times | ||||||
| lol for ps3 | ||||||
| *One Playstation 3* Awesome lol. | ||||||
| 5 for 2 xbox 360s, yet only one PS3 | ||||||
| You coulda bought Tubes |
+1 | |||||
| dumb, lol |
-2 | |||||
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| LMAO one PS3. that was awsome | ||||||
| ur a f*cking idiot for donating all that money. and for making the burger say "lol, internet" |
-2 | |||||
| Some dignity. | ||||||
| 4 Wii's | ||||||
| LOL! | ||||||
| 5'd for keeping the site going :D | ||||||
| 1 hour of pleasure with Syncan. |
+2 | |||||
| too bad they don't make red swinglines | ||||||
| Um... they do.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/61b7/ | ||||||
| 12 Superman 16" BMX bikes, just in case one's stolen.
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_3/602-4847582-4664668?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000E9TCNS | ||||||
| You can buy a 52 month subscription to Kate's Playground | ||||||
| I have an idea of how you could've spent that money... oh, wait, your too DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye |
-4 | |||||
| several hundred blonde wigs I guess |
+1 | |||||
| lawl! GG. | ||||||
| a penis | ||||||
| Stolen paypal account FTW Lawlz |
-2 | |||||
| A dedicated server for a full year. |
+2 | |||||
| Givin the money to charity?? Nah,give it to YTMND instead. |
+2 | |||||
| Someone should donate $1,056.82 to this YTMND.
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| Hmmm... maybe he's rich. Stop being a hater. |
+2 | |||||
| 4 Nintendo Wiis | ||||||
| 1,056 one dollar hookers or one hooker costing 1,056 dollars | ||||||
| 2,113 Crunchwrap Supremes at Taco Bell |
+4 | |||||
| F*ck yeah!!! | ||||||
| Best. Idea. Ever. |
+1 | |||||
| You could buy 2 limited edition "Little Platinum" vibrators.
http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=5 |
+1 | |||||
| "your too
DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye" I love it when someone types something like this. | ||||||
| Send it to ForkHead | ||||||
| I actually kind of like Teknorat, even if he seemingly wastes his money like this. But hey, nobody can accuse him of not being a contributor to a good cause. |
+1 | |||||
| 4 nintendo Wiis | ||||||
| 7 virgin mobile Slider Sonics | ||||||
| you have gained my respect, oh humble lamer. now continue... | ||||||
| Rofl. We all love you for it. | ||||||
| This is kinda funny. My friend and I were just talking about how insane you were last night after we both downvoted your hail to the chief. We assumed you used some sort of ID theft to donate all that money to YTMND. | ||||||
| You could have sent it to me. | ||||||
| 5 for admitting how dumb your decisions were. | ||||||
| 10,568 packs of Top Ramen. |
+4 | |||||
| . |
-2 | |||||
| http://cgi.ebay.com/BID-ON-A-DATE-W-TWO-BEAUTIFUL-SO-CAL-GIRLS_W0QQitemZ150018050136QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
You could go on a date with 2 hot so-cal girls TWICE |
-1 | |||||
| wow, you're dumb |
-3 | |||||
| 5'd for spending your money any way you see fit. Here are some suggestions: Adobe PhotoShop CS 2 V9.0 for Windows $569.99, Microsoft Windows XP Professional With SP2 $137.99 | ||||||
