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Site Title: The Kaplan Letter: A Dramatic Reading
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Created on: 2006-08-09 22:14:50
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Description: No, I'm not as awesome as Boo Maga. Sorry.
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2006-08-09 22:16:52
 
lol 1st
2006-08-09 22:17:39
 
in before boomaga
2006-08-09 22:17:47
 
Wow, what a douchebag.
2006-08-09 22:18:46
 
top 15, you must
2006-08-09 22:19:18
 
lolgasm
2006-08-09 22:20:05
 
No, you can not do the theatrical voice as awesome as Boo Maga, but how about trying for an angry scotsman voice? I think you can pull that off a little better
2006-08-09 22:22:33
 
the ear rape makes it
2006-08-09 22:29:08
 
Uhmm, not done as good as I think it could have been. But it gets a five, for the idea.
2006-08-09 22:31:16
 
lol /cheer!
2006-08-09 22:35:45
 
Five for flying lobsters. Yeah, I caught that.
2006-08-09 22:36:06
 
"joiurnalist" pronunciation and surprise FL sound for the +5.
2006-08-09 22:36:54
 
O NOES HE GETEN SMEERED!
2006-08-09 22:36:55
 
'Respiond'
2006-08-09 22:37:00
 
inveistagative joiurnalist
2006-08-09 22:37:58
 
I heard the sh*t out of it.
2006-08-09 22:38:03
 
spare me
2006-08-09 22:40:32
 
Good idea, but unfortunately your voice/acting is not up to the task at all.
2006-08-09 22:42:16
 
It was a 1 because it lacks that boomaga touch, that is, until the respIond. THat made it a 5 for me. also in before boomaga.
2006-08-09 22:43:31
 
yeah, not as good as boomagas of course, nothing can beat that. i gave this a 3 but +1 for that flying lobster i heard.
2006-08-09 22:48:26
 
it just ain't cool without a LAWL!
2006-08-09 22:53:24
 
flying lobsters?
2006-08-09 22:54:44
 
Apparently someone has never been in an internet fight before, I think that persons name is Lee Kaplan. Its like throwing gas on a fire to put it out... Silly mortals when will they learn. Also you may not be boomaga, but still nice voice acting.
2006-08-09 22:57:14
 
What a deuchebag.
2006-08-09 22:58:11
 
pretty good, should have paused questionable at all the mis-placed periods though.
2006-08-09 23:00:58
 
in before boomaga
2006-08-09 23:12:06
 
Good show chap!
2006-08-09 23:12:42
 
I promised boo the sponsor, but you got there first, so it's yours.
2006-08-09 23:15:12
 
Uhh... where's the "dramatic" part in this whole thing? No emotion!
2006-08-09 23:26:52
 
haha. oh man, this guy has seriuos. punctionation. issues,
2006-08-10 02:32:36
 
for god's sake
2006-08-10 02:33:22
 
lol even more pathetic of an email than the one bauman sent.
2006-08-10 02:45:12
 
After pie!
2006-08-10 02:47:51
 
Kaplan seriously needs to learn to PTKFGS.
2006-08-10 02:51:12
 
i can't rate it as high as boomaga's, but the mispronounciations make it a solid 4.
2006-08-10 02:57:15
 
He isn't a douche for what he does for a living. He is a douche for writing this letter. Also, the audio is barely tolerable. Like one of my MSPaint ytmnds.
2006-08-10 02:59:19
 
lol "second *pause*"
2006-08-10 03:07:16
 
You had a 4 until the end.
2006-08-10 03:08:20
 
I was gonna give you a 3 or 4 until I got to the end...Also Flying Lobsters
2006-08-10 03:11:20
 
Voice could be better though.
2006-08-10 03:11:41
 
You are breathing too much in to the mic, but I appreciated the extended pause from the .. .. - that was dramatic enough for a 5
2006-08-10 03:15:40
 
Better than boomaga.
2006-08-10 03:18:19
 
Indeed.
2006-08-10 03:24:21
 
BRILLAINT!
2006-08-10 03:30:07
 
RESPIOND
2006-08-10 03:30:48
 
I heart Israel, but man, this guys is ASKING for it. LOL, lawyers! GJ on the reading!
2006-08-10 03:34:24
 
Second. .I would
2006-08-10 03:38:11
 
I'm Boomaga, and I approve this message.
2006-08-10 04:01:32
 
^ Clearly not boomaga, because "Boomaga" is clearly spelled with a lower-case 'b'
2006-08-10 04:04:02
 
brillaint.
2006-08-10 04:06:51
 
You're just reading some text. If you want to do some real acting, you've got to put emotion into this.
2006-08-10 04:16:45
 
in after boomaga
2006-08-10 04:26:34
 
Hearing you say "nuclear bastard" with the accent deserves a 5
2006-08-10 04:33:52
 
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2006-08-10 04:38:38
 
boo maga
2006-08-10 04:42:01
 
anybody that spells like that must be a douchebag
2006-08-10 04:44:16
 
Funnier than Boomagas
2006-08-10 04:49:30
 
Speaking to make love by.
2006-08-10 04:58:33
 
Well, you get a 4 for effort. Unfortunately, ideal elocution and projection takes time and practice, and not all of us have time for that sort of thing.
2006-08-10 05:06:40
 
Hello, my name is fyrestorm, and I approve these flying lobsters.
2006-08-10 05:17:38
 
should have known this was coming heh
2006-08-10 05:36:12
 
you should have made a shock site instead
2006-08-10 05:57:43
 
not bad, but as mentioned Boo Maga is better at it. And what's the ending about?
2006-08-10 06:25:38
 
I prefer this to the Bauman Emails, mainly because it's a lot shorter. Also, I like the way you got away with a mini-screamer.
2006-08-10 06:27:32
 
Have to admit you were looking at a 3 from me until ROFLNOZZLE at the point he says 'Respiond' and from then on 5'd, 5'd, 5'd. Nice job.
2006-08-10 06:36:38
 
Kid tested, boomaga approved
2006-08-10 07:10:36
 
5 for the doubly long pause with the 2 full stops :D
2006-08-10 07:11:30
 
Great 5'd
2006-08-10 07:11:36
 
almost as good as boomagas, and as earlier said, you had a 4 untill the end
2006-08-10 07:21:47
 
hahahahhaha lol'd @ 'respiond'
2006-08-10 07:27:44
 
Boomanga does it better, but it was pretty good.
2006-08-10 07:39:45
 
That's right, give the people what they want.
2006-08-10 07:50:27
 
lol
2006-08-10 07:50:32
 
lolololol this is great, you´re almost as awesome!
2006-08-10 07:59:25
 
not quite as good as the orginal reading :/
2006-08-10 08:21:34
 
War on Ebaums, Scientology, LiveJasmin, and Lee Kaplan? I love this place.
2006-08-10 08:23:08
 
Nice job reading the spelling mistakes you sound like boomaga for 75 percent of the time, pretty good
2006-08-10 08:31:17
 
Not a bad overall attempt. Not quite a Boomaga. But good enough
2006-08-10 08:31:47
 
Haha, you did the mispelled word pronunciations perfectly.
2006-08-10 08:33:18
 
5 for the WAY over the top ending.
2006-08-10 08:35:47
 
you're no way near as theatrical as boomaga.
2006-08-10 08:36:56
 
It's because he's an actor. -CSM
2006-08-10 08:40:04
 
Joiurnalist
2006-08-10 08:43:50
 
5 for flying lobsters
2006-08-10 08:46:31
 
Not very dramatic, but still good material.
2006-08-10 08:55:06
 
I before O except after S in a word that doesn't require an I?
2006-08-10 08:56:38
 
Hey Nuclearbastard! Yeah, it's not as good as boomaga, but still awesome. For the record, it was only going to be a four until I heard the ending. Well done! ^_^
2006-08-10 09:10:52
 
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2006-08-10 09:14:38
 
this is true lunacy!
2006-08-10 09:17:42
 
YOU HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE! Also, C*cks.
2006-08-10 09:19:36
 
Sorry, good try, but it wasn't over the top enough.
2006-08-10 09:27:12
 
Yay Nuclear Bastard (not a douchebag)
2006-08-10 09:31:19
 
is the only 5 i've given to one that isn't performed by boo
2006-08-10 09:33:43
 
I still love you nuc.
2006-08-10 09:34:02
 
Would have been better if Boomaga did it. Also, pronounce the punctuation correctly. There's lots of periods that you read as commas.
2006-08-10 09:42:16
 
Not boomaga, but a great interpretation nonetheless.
2006-08-10 09:48:15
 
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2006-08-10 09:52:33
 
Only Boomaga gets 5, but you get 4 for good attempt.
2006-08-10 09:53:26
 
Part at the end is the icing on the cake
2006-08-10 09:53:46
 
LOL! this wasn’t really noteworthy to me until I heard all the well preformed grammatical errors, LOL
2006-08-10 09:54:15
 
Shame that Lee Kaplan clearly did not write it.
2006-08-10 09:55:54
 
haha wow, f*ck lee kaplan, and f*ck israel
2006-08-10 09:56:48
 
hahahhaa
2006-08-10 10:03:04
 
1 for horrible acting and not being as good as the original. +1 for effort
2006-08-10 10:04:35
 
there can be only one boomaga, dont copy the his backround if you want to be unique
2006-08-10 10:05:32
 
Not done as good as boomaga, but here's a 4 for trying. I like the idea of using and angry scotsman voice instead.
2006-08-10 10:05:58
 
LOL @ reading the spelling errors
2006-08-10 10:15:42
 
Not terrible.
2006-08-10 10:29:50
 
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2006-08-10 10:30:05
 
You didn't pause at his "...suing you. I will. However."
2006-08-10 10:34:36
 
from a man who regularly hides behind the first ammendment. he truly is a douchebag
2006-08-10 10:34:56
 
Good if it didn't have a f*ggoty voice.
2006-08-10 10:36:03
 
Respiond!!!
2006-08-10 10:41:38
 
I hate these 'dramatic readings' ...
2006-08-10 10:44:39
 
5'd for doing the theatrical voice and managing to make it seem epic with all the misspellings
2006-08-10 10:46:17
 
I'm J0ker and I'm an alcoholic
2006-08-10 10:50:28
 
Did he actually write that letter to max, or did max just make it up?
2006-08-10 10:54:15
 
5'd for "Brillaint"
2006-08-10 10:54:41
 
invocietegative joirnoilists for teh win.
2006-08-10 10:59:33
 
He sounds and looks like a GIANT douchbag
2006-08-10 11:04:33
 
NEEDS LAZER-EYES AND PENGUINS.
2006-08-10 11:06:30
 
lol. I reccomended this to Boomaga. Seems like you answered the call! Good job Nuc!
2006-08-10 11:11:22
 
Brillaint!
2006-08-10 11:31:48
 
Lee Kaplan is a dutch bag
2006-08-10 11:33:10
 
Invïystigåytive Jéuarnüliste.
2006-08-10 11:36:33
 
spare me
2006-08-10 11:38:36
 
i like the first guy's voice and eccentricity better, but this will suffice.
2006-08-10 11:52:23
 
this is poorly executed and in a lot of ways quite bad. +1 for effort though.
2006-08-10 11:58:08
 
No boomaga, but still 5 quality. Nicely done.
2006-08-10 11:59:53
 
Wow I didn't notice all the extra i's when I read it. Good job on this.
2006-08-10 12:10:44
 
i respoind with a 5
2006-08-10 12:42:41
 
Meh.
2006-08-10 12:43:39
 
But damn, you're good competition for 'maga
2006-08-10 12:47:53
 
funny, but you totally copied the ebaums dramatic reading. I know thats the idea, but no points for originality here.
2006-08-10 12:48:16
 
Boom is better.
2006-08-10 13:00:47
 
Not feelin' it.
2006-08-10 13:15:33
 
Good thing I was playing Phoneix Wright while you were screaming in the mike creating this YTMND... LOL
2006-08-10 13:24:40
 
It just doesn't have the great quotes that the bauman letters did.
2006-08-10 13:26:22
 
See, that's not what he'd sound like. I mean, he'd be more, well, douchey. Sorry.
2006-08-10 13:31:31
 
lol you should make him sound really gay or something >_>
2006-08-10 13:46:14
 
What the f3ck was that at the end? xD
2006-08-10 14:06:40
 
Fived for the pause after "Second. ."
2006-08-10 14:09:09
 
agreed completely with protusmose. Read as written!!
2006-08-10 14:13:37
 
win for NuclearBastard, best YTMND radio host.
2006-08-10 14:14:47
 
No you are awesome, but, link to the webpage in question about Lee Kaplan?
2006-08-10 14:25:45
 
Boomaga > you. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
2006-08-10 14:32:57
 
...douchebag
2006-08-10 14:33:13
 
I was gonna 1 this until "inveistigative joiurnalist".
2006-08-10 14:34:00
 
So f*cking WIN!
2006-08-10 14:34:41
 
You already know you're no boomaga, so I don't need to say it.
2006-08-10 15:34:32
 
HAHAHAH!!! 5'd for the nuclear blast and flying lobsters at the end!!!!
2006-08-10 17:14:35
 
wow. very well done. loved the pronounciation on the typos! i imagined him having a south african accent due to his last name though.
2006-08-10 17:52:03
 
inveistigative joiurnalist
2006-08-10 20:52:38
 
I'm lost, what's wrong with him?
2006-08-10 21:33:46
 
Needs more rolling R's. Say it with me now: RRRRRRRRRRROLL UP THE RRRRRRRRRIM TO WIN
2006-08-14 12:42:38
 
PLEASE RESPIOND TO THIS IN WRITING!
2006-08-14 20:30:39
 
The reading is forced, but the explosion at the end is brilliant.
2006-08-15 18:02:39
 
voice acting was meh - however, that long akward pause after "Second. ." made me burst out laughing. a 5 on your house.
2006-08-19 16:57:52
 
boomaga IS better...but 5'd.
2006-08-20 02:26:11
 
5'd for joiurnalist, and the bastard
2006-08-25 07:21:20
 
Ending wins
2006-08-30 14:20:27
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
2006-08-30 15:19:26
 
You succeeded! Congratulations!
2006-08-30 16:30:30
 
sexy fails, please try again ^_^
2006-08-31 20:33:58
 
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
2006-09-01 07:49:17
 
your voice is almost as annoying as DrPizza
2006-09-12 08:06:12
 
What a douchebag
2006-09-13 12:35:24
 
Hearing your voice makes me want to kill myself. Are you severely obese or what?
2006-09-13 12:36:51
 
5!
2006-09-23 12:08:54
 
5 for "Brilliaint"!
2006-12-02 15:45:10
 
EPPIIIIIICCCCCCC
2007-01-17 20:24:31
 
(not a douchebag)