bad

brillant

lol emo hitler

haha, nice play on words. It hurts me that ppl think my favorite band is emo, though. It hurts me enought to write an emo song about it.

hehe

God damn Jews.

OMG

it dosent sound "all these". oh well.

This one wins.

If you can't hear the difference between a "ch" and a "j" sound, the you have issues.

awesome

Ok vash it's not 100% perfect, give me a break. Not as if they were thinking of the holocaust when they made this song.

Nope, doesn't sound like "all these jews" at all! It's "always choose".

O_O

It sounds close enough. Everyone else get a box of tissues asap.

oh, boy. Hitler was emo.

Linkin Park is still awesome . . .

STFU IT'S FUNNY. Some people are real killjoys.

eh

lol

holy crap, so that's where emo hair comes from! Emo=nazi

old as f*ck

teehee

lol

WTF?!

4 for halfway decent Dew. -2 for Hitler and genocide.

OMG SECRET EMO HITLER!!!12

dew army again!? but we had this last night, moooooom!

sounds like "battles always choose" to me

Finally... Emo is funny... Okay this YTMND is funny, emo is still not funny.

+5 for emo hitler -2 cause the sound isnt even close

keep cranking out winners

sounds more like "all issues" if anything, but I cant get myself to one dew armies

sounds good enough for me, and the slick, sexy hitler picture gets you a sweet-ass 4

Sounds more like "the battle's always Jews", but that's a f*ckin' creepy Hitler

if u could edit the sound to actually make it sound like he's saying that, that would be even cooler

dew army

Best dew ever

Very, very poor.

lawl

image is f*cking old as ytmnd, and it doesn't really sound "all these".

HYSTERICAL

lol

f*cking a'

Thanks for citing the source of the image. That site gets a 5.

I WANT to be the one....

thats what it should be

+2 for the pictures +1 for the choose sounding like Jews. -2 for nothing that was originally made by the user

i like it.

nope

Actually, he did, and he won. 88

5 for just the pic

DEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEW

He did't want to be the one to battle the jews, the jews wanted to battle him!!1

(Golf clap)

I'm loving all the dews on top viewed today.

OMG. Secret Emo Nazis!

amazin

And to all the people complaining that it doesn't sound like he's saying "battle all these jews"... shut up. No misinterpreted lyric is perfect, or else it wouldn't be misinterpreted. There has to be some suspension of belief.

Haha.

I actually like this song. It sounds more like "the battle's always Jews." Pretty funny, still.

"who battles always choose" is what it sounds like the dude's saying.

-1

hitler + emo f*g music = win

that is so terribly good

Yah leave it to Mel Gibson.

best image ever

Good photoshop.

Lot of sissy fanboys downvoting here.

me hero

All these shoes?

sure it's not perfect, but it's close enough, and it's funny, so stop downvoting

Godly.

Sorry, Dew Army soldier, but you have fallen in battle. This doesn't work at all.

-1

thank you for this

It sounds like that, I already made one for it, but put the whole song in there and had the date of his death for the whole effect of him actually wanting to break the habit of battling all these jews. (sigh)

:/ http://hitlertear.ytmnd.com/

wow nice find

Pure awesomeness. Picture, words, 5.

5#17

I'll tell you what I think about this YTMND by first I have to tell my fence: http://iwtyadtticntmf.ytmnd.com/

I'll tell you what I think of this YTMND but first I have to tell my fence: http://iwtyadtticntmf.ytmnd.com/

lol, hitler had an emo fringe anyway

Jews need to be battled.

uhm, fail?

I laughed. Then I skeeted.

A winner.

It's always choose but I still laughed.

hahahaha

Heard this for a long *ss time, thought about making a ytmnd about it, but then figured "nah, somebody probably already noticed it"

lmao, that Hitler picture. While Linkin Park isn't *emo*, their lyrics are occasionally painfully so. :(

...Doesn't really sound like that to me, honestly.

ouch lol

Perfectness comes in different forms.

F*ck all these downvoting hypocrites. You're the type of mediocres that presume yourself everyone's voice of attorney. Go f*ck yourself and your families.

That's a stretch . . .

AWESOME! :D

rofl! VAGINA??? Nowhere...but this is good.

3'd for ripping on Linkin Park.

Lawl.

rofl

It is a bit too far for me to go...but upvote for the effort.

haha, damn that was good.

I can only /kinda/ hear it, but you got the vote for the graphic. Good work... even though I guess you didn't make the graphic

Dew + emo Hitler = WIN.

lol, emo hitler. I hate you and love you at the same time. -1 because the holocaust is never funny enough for a 5.

Seen this before. It's ok, but why is it on the top 15 now?

sounds close enough, hitler=5

Doesn't sound like it. Nice emo Hitler picture, though.

I meant nice picture find, by the way. May I suggest "battle all rich jews"? It makes a certain amount of sense and may work better.

Witty.

i'm 5ing this making up for vash's stuf*ckinpidity.

Nope.

hitler's got a bit of an emo combover.

5'd just because you said ugh in the music description

Linkin Park = Emo Hitler?

lol, f*cking awesome

I thought it was funny, but it really doesn't sound like battle all these jews.

siggitty slick

no..

It would be GREAT if he clearly did not say 'always.' But he does.

Poor Hitler... :( Linkin Park is government approved teen emo. Bad music, funny YTMND.

f*ck

Sounds more like "Always" jews.

It doesn't even come close to saying that. In fact, I had to strain myself to mentally interpret "all these jews" from "always choose."

nice photoshopping skillz

This is a stretch.

Bah, close, but not quite. +4 though for emo hitler and idea. And LP isn't emo, but I wouldn't take off for that, I don't really like them.

bwahahahahaha ftw emo hitler

nice. i can't believe someone deleted it. enjoy their 5.

The people who 1'd this are closet emos who've memorized the song. That said, it doesn't sound quite right, but still funny.

I can hear "Jews" but not "Battle all these". Still 4'd. Also STFU you emo Linkin Park fans.

omg people on ytmnd that like linkin park zomgz

bad dew

Hitler and Mel Gibson have since collaberated together in a new megaband, the "JUDENSWEIN"

lol emo = hitler... hahahahahaha

this offended me.

hahahah

fail

"All these jews" was a bit of a stretch for me.

doesnt work, not cool

OLD as crap.

1'd for the (ugh) comment. Keep your f*cking opinions on songs out of your ytmnd, kthx.

Think I saw this one it came out, and I can't say I like it.

You tried to put "these" into there. Quite a stretch.

ehhh, not reallly

i always thoguht he said shoes

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

*Walt Disney wakes up* Walt: "Are all the Jews dead yet?" Doctor:" No..." Walt:"Put me in for another thirty years"

LOL

-1 for already used image

Wow, possibly the worst YTMND I've ever seen next to The Unfunny Truth About Scientology. Seriously, go away with this rampant garbage. Go to Ebaums or something.

Hmmm... stretching it. Oh, and the song isn't THAT emo. Is it? o.O

I'm Jewish and I can't stop laughing at this.... 5!

No

-5 for music. +10 for hitler. i

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

too much of a stretch.

-1 because linkin park isn't emo.. funny though

Heh.

Hitler's hair sucked.

it's supposed to be that battles always chose but i guess that's kinda what it sounds like =

It's not anywhere near close enough.

nice dew. Even though you didn't make it yourself.

total crap, doesnt sound at all like it

5'd for the photoshop job.

lol

LP Sucks *ss but this rocks.

hate that song

lol

I lol'd.

OMFG AHAHA! A++ would look up again.

too big of a stretch, dont try so hard

lol dew

It didnt really sound like it.

HAHAHA!!

emo hitler - pwn.

hahaha wow

it's not great, but the picture upped my vote

it's not "choose" it's "you" at least i think...something like "I don't want to be the one, The battle's always you"

BWHAHAHHAHAHHA! I lol'd

Doesn't sound remotely like it. Sorry.

nope

how could this happen to hitler?

i dont want to be the one that battles omish jews.

funny, but you can clearly the difference between the A and a J O_o

ROFL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!!!!

I disagree with many of the above. It sounds like "that battles all issues" to me.

How about, 'who battles always Jews?' At least it would sound alike. Then I could give it a 5.

Nice try. "these" doesn't fit

sounds nothing like it

sorry downvoters your wrong, it sounds like it.

lol downvoters scorched this site, RIP

Been done.

Oh,I'm sorry I didn't read the description.

lol

xD

linkin park f*cking sucks. this is alright.

hilarityy -1 for linkin park, I can't stand hearing that crap.

whats up with all these dew armys popping up? oh and i hate LP

Not close enough for me. Way off.

Great dew site. It's amazing how many times I've heard that song and never heard it like that.

it does sound like that

New level of fail. congratulations. 1.

its ok

Emo Hitler is funnay.

emo Hitler + hating Linkin Park = Good

Sounds like "babbles yahweh's shoes" to me. Fail.

BIG stretch.

emo hitler. rofl

you see, i would link to dew army to capitalize on the "interpretive" lyric puns. i guarantee you i don't have a single site under those keywords, although i might soon.

OH, BUT YOU WILL BE THE 1.

-1

Close, but no cigar.

Sounds sorta like it... so you get a 4, don't spend it all in one place.

Doesn't sound like that at all.

lyrics dont match up but nice try.

Excellent. :D

nice find, good photoshop job too

good photoshop

ROFFLLL

brilliant!

Noone understands HITLER'S pain.

Downvoted, isnt it nice how 13 year olds act on ytmnd? :) i used to have this 5ed btw.

i lol'd.

Not evenb close f*ggot

Lame. Choke yourself you f*cking idiot.

nice!

baud

6

-1