he is a genius!!@!#!

Second

-1

Eighth

4th

-1

WHAT THE PHAK

Well then, I see what you did there.

+1

syncan > Dane Cook

+11

meh...

I f*cking hate dane cook. 4 for showing how lame he is. I would 5 if you showed more of his douchebaggery.

+1

I didn't even notice this was syncan and it was getting 5'd anyway.

5'd for acknowledging the fact that Dane Cook isn't funny. At the VMA's this past year, I thought MTV had a freight train crash into an orphanage on stage. Turns out it was just Dane Cook.

+6

Agreed. He, along with Mencia are the manufactured cesspit of comedy. I admit laughing at one of Dane's jokes but worried after if it was someone elses work. I much prefer Connolly, Evans and Pryor.

+3

good job i fcking hate dane cook =)

It's so true. P.S. I'm a stand up comic.

im sure you're great

This guy really is a stand up comic. He's also also one of the hosts on the Cousin Joe Show. You all fail for doubting him.

Wow, time really does change things, I haven't been on stage in 6 months... And f*ck that radio show.

Nice, Dane cook is awsome.

Incidentally, it's a proven fact that half of Dane Cook's material is stolen from Louis C.K. Rumor has it that Louis C.K. almost quit his very lucrative HBO show when he found out Dane Cook's show would be following his.

-1

That's all bullcrap and you know it.

twat, YES!

+1

Just voicing my agreement with the Dane Cook haters. He sucks.

I have always hated Dane Cook with a passion.

MORE

know what i want...i want some kind of video/audio/ytmnd of Louis CK and Dane Cook right next to each other =D

This must be done.

+1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DANE COOKE IS A MORON.

YES he is

Except for I like Dane Cook, but I can still lol at this

I do not know who Dane Cook is. But I like syncan's stuff. WHAT SHOULD I VOTE!?!?! QUIT STALLING WHAT'S THE PLAN!??

I don't get it atall.

-5

laughter

"know what i want...i want some kind of video/audio/ytmnd of Louis CK and Dane Cook right next to each other =D" I can put that together for you when I get home from work. Keep an eye out for it tonight.

http://danecookisahack.ytmnd.com/ ...I've been trying to tell people for a long time.

is it a stretch to associate NARVs with Dane Cook?

i always thought he was "eh" anyways..5'd cause i laughed :)

because every Dane Cook fan I've seen either loves epic maneuvers or is in a fraternity

Stauffers French Bread Pizzas.

dane cook sucks. he has a following because chicks think he's handsome, meanwhile his standup blows and he panders to his fan base like the shameless asslicker that he is.

HA! HA! HAAA! Hey, that's really funny.

sure, he stole from Louis CK, but Dane Cook has a personality that is much more...animated than Louis...yes, Dane Cook is like eBaum, but I personally think he presents it better

-1

Dane Cook f*cking blows. Random topic + yelling + some sort of 80s trivial nostalgia= Dane Cook's routine. 5'd for truth

+2

Sheep.

5'd.... But dane cook is still cool. People just hate him because he is popular. Kinda like how people hate WOW because it is popular.

or because incredibly repetitive gameplay sucks

Yes...Brilliant..Let us crush his Stand Up comedy bits right after his mom died, Genius

Hahahahaha! I love the clips you selected to display Dane's "utter genious". = D Nice choices.

Even if Dane Cook is not funny, this was!

Dane Cook...more like Dane C*ck amirite?

+3

5

syncan, please make more content like this

now that's some editing.

Dane Cook f*cking sucks. I hate him

BRILLIANT!

Twat YES!

LOL at the people who think this is an ode to Dane Cook or something, get a clue.

I only laughed because everyone else was doing it. That guy is indeed stupid :P

I have that same shirt. wtf.

i notice when syncan makes a new site it gets upvoted right away, then when its on up and coming for the first little while it gets downvoted - HARD - and then it gradually goes back up again. it seems to happen every single time.

+2

he sucks

Dane Cook > All

-5

hey, dumbass, he is bashing dane cook for not being funny. he is not portraying dane cook as a good comedian

+1

u really are dumb aren't you gir

TWAT! YES!

I think I see Moot in the crowd.

I can count to Syncan

i notice when syncan makes a new site it gets upvoted right away, then when its on up and coming for the first little while it gives me a - HARD - erection

it's o.k.

man for a while there I was scared that I was the only one who thought that dane cook sucked dick

LOL I'M IN COLLEGE AND I HAVE A HEMP NECKLACE AND I LOVE DANE COOK!! HE'S LIKE FAMILY GUY ONLY HE'S A STAND UP COMEDIAN! WE LAUGH AT HIS JOKES ABOUT STUFF FROM CHILDHOOD AND THEN DRINK PABST BLUE RIBBON

+2

This is so true

that was undeniable proof that frenchbread pizza totaly owned you lamers

not good, but +1 for truth.

Twat! YES! syncan does it again.

i dont get it. but im pretty sure im ganna get pwnt if i vote anything below a 5

Lewis black beats the f*ck out of any dumbass standup ever.

lol

I don't care, it was funny.

If it's Dane Cook, it's always funny. /sarcasm

+1

haha dude i hate people like that...that didnt even know bout dane cook b4 he was famous and they laugh at about anything he does

+1

well as far as the "hot comic flavor of the moment", I don't think he's too bad. At least he's not Jimmy Fallon or Larry the Cable Guy.

-1

Oh! Hi, Syncan.

From Bill Simmons recent column about celebrites he'd want to fight: "I almost threw Dane Cook in here because he wore a Yankees cap to a Crank Yankers taping a few years ago even though he's allegedly a big Boston fan, then refused to laugh and took the holier-than-thou approach when my buddy Paul loudly farted in the studio. ... Five years later, he's taking dumps in a garbage can on the TourGasm bus and grossing out his buddies and pretending he's a guy's guy."

+2

it's funny when you read comments like "LOL, dane cook is hilarious!!!!!111 FAV'D"

so true.

we could learn a lot from a man like that.

when you strip the passive phrases from his jokes...this is pretty much what you get

He does suck, but at least he isn't larry the cable guy or carlos mencia

This was literally funnier than his real act.

drsolgrphgh

+1

What's funny is that people who like him think you're serious and people who hate him think you're making fun of him.

finally someone showing the f*ggetry of dane cook

Would it be bold to say even eBaum > Dane Cook? I didn't think so. 5'd.

5'd for truth.

lol, it has gotten to a point where anything he says gets a laugh, even if he said he was dying of cancer

I love this guy he's so funny.... I'm kidding.

1'd because Dane Cook sucks.

-5

The YTMND is making fun of Dane Cook.

+2

And yes, I do understand the sarcasm of this YTMND.

-2

no you don't, clearly

lol yeeeeeeah!

...but I like Dane Cook... :(

-1

lol, overrated

MySpace shirt FTW

+1

Thank you...and I thought I was the only person in the world that sees Dane Cook as an *ssh*l*e comic that thinks he's the funniest person in the world.

its funny because its true

oh its so true

Haha...the first one was the best. I demand a sequel!

nice resubmit. go watch your boy larry the cable guy.

i retract my previous comment

+1

missing is repetitiveness. "someone sh*t on the coats. sh*t on coats. i seriously think someone sh*t on the coats you guys. on the coats. sh*t. yes, sh*t. on the coats. "

+1

I hate Dane Cook

-2

you really are dumb aren't u hado

+1

I think he's unoriginal, but still funny. Dunno how that exactly works...but yeah

lol, Dane Cook sucks. You rock for showing how sucky that suck really is. Suck on! Er... Rock on!

haha

Stouffers french bread pizza.

Syncan always gets 5.

I wouldn't say I HATE Dane Cook, but he is definately the most overrated comedian out there. I'm sick of people always talking about how f*cking funny Dane Cook is.

i guess im the only person who likes cook, so minus 1 for making fun of him.

5'd becuase Dane Cook is overrated, but is sometimes funny.

ROFL for great justice

You finally did something that deserved a 5ive...

I can't hear you BK Broiler.

Can't see any lols here...

so true....★★★★★

i don't know why but this is great!

hahah its true

Thank you so f*cking much, I'm sick of being told by my friends that he is hillarious.

lol

5 for making me laugh + standup

It's true. There's a bunch of idiotic jock/preppies that I know that invited me to listen to Dane Cook on their iPod, and I eagerly awaited to see what made this guy the hit comedian he is. He talked for a while, then the jock/preppy laughed for seemingly no reason. I saw no joke. I heard no joke. Only failure. I hate Dane Cook. And Jeff Foxworthy. His comedy died in the 90's.

ahahahahah! yes win!

that dane cook is a silly bitch

how right you are!

dane cook is a DOUCHEBAG! funny, but a f*cking *ssh*l*e douche

-1

Not even a smirk. This video is so honestly accurate.

Pretty sweet at pointing out all of Dane's comedy flaws. I have lost a massive amount of respect for that guy in the past year.

5 because I really don't understand why everyone likes Dane Cook. He sucks.

lmao at anyone who says "COOL I LOVE DANE COOK GOOD JOB."

+1

http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3 - Louis CK/Dane Cook comparison

You guys have some serious problems

Dane Cook is unfunny.

Then why did you give this 1 star??

+1

you really are dumb aren't you matt

+1

Thank you for pointing out that Dane Cook sucks.

Out of context much?

-1

even though i like dane cook, i couldn't help but laugh at this

He sounds like an Alzheimers patient.

"Out of context much?" - DO YOU GET JOKES?

Yeah, that sh*t you just depicted isnt funny becuase of the edits u made to it. Dane is second only to dave chappelle in stand up comedy. Dave>>>Dane>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YTMND. I haven't seen one ytmnd that actually made me laugh, due to the queer factor invloved in all of them.

-2

Tupacsghost

Dane Cook was a nice treat to run across when he was coming up a decade ago, and actually had a couple genuinely funny bits...but there is no justification for him being at the level he is now. At least not without some Bill Hicks slurping-Satan's-c*ck sounds.

I laughed

This reeks of jealousy, but it's still funny.

Stouffers.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

syncan

lolol

Dane Cook is an asswipe...

Oh you poor nerds. You're just jealous that you didn't discover Dane Cook so early in his career that you can't be considered a trend setter like me :) I'm the premiere Dane Cook fan, so you can all suck it.

http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3 --- Holy crap. More like Dane Bauman.

does anyone even understand the message in this ytmnd? he's saying that dane cook is an idiot and anyone will laugh at anything he says

dane cook sucks a dick

I dont understand how that's funny. But this is probably satire so it would be stupid of me to just leave that first sentence in, because then I would look like an even bigger idiot than Dane Cook.

I think thats what the whole point was, It's so bad and people laugh for no reason! You missed the point completely.

google is not a source. You should know better than this syncan

lol, myspace shirt.

Mmh.

Contrary to popular notion, I'm not going to put every URL in the image citation for all the images I used. In fact, that would be dumb. Thusforth, I resort to "Google Images" as the cited source. Deal with it!

nice

BYOBKenobi has been doing that to everyone who says Google.

LOL i still like dane cook a little bit but i lost alot of respect for him after I heard his stolen material he tried to pawn off as his own

And prostate cancer>>>>'tupacsghost'

I fived the original, not sure why u remade it

Gophers french bread pizzas

Whenever Syncan makes a YTMND something wonderful happens. 5 for a great edit.

bing boing bong

Wow. You are taking shots at DC? You have officially crossed the line. Bad.

-1

yeah any comic taken out of context looks like a retard. good job...

that was a dramatic reenactment if you would pull your head out of your ass

+1

White people love Dane Cook...

"drsolgrphgh" You don't know hard I laughed at you actually typing that out, seriously...

+1

Oh, NOW I get it...

Dane Cook...more like Dane C*ck amirite?

Dane Cook is a homosexual, right up there with Lance Bass.

Misappropriating dialogue FTW

Haha, I guess you don't like him as much as me.

God bless you, Syncan.

I noticed it was syncan and it was getting 2'd anyway.

...1 for myspace

Tosugrasudusudsagra!

absolutly beautiful

but...but I like twats :(

Dane Cook is f*cking clown shoes.

OGMO:risghshu gawerg;rijk hberjkuierhjiosertn VISHNU

syncan, you made me laugh at dane cook. that deserves a five.

Okay, this was the only funny YTMND i have seen all night. Thank you!

ooo man, make this man our president hands down we don't need an election. He's got the goods.

TWAT..YES!

If you think dane cook isn't funny then you probably have no sense of humor. I'll probably get bashed or something stupid for the comment but you guys are just upvoting this site because some moron named "syncan" is a popular YTMNDist and made an out of context site about Dane Cook. F*cking morons. What comedians do you listen to? Not even Chris Rock is as good as Dane cook.

-1

clearly you know nothing, Dane Cook makes stupid jokes and gets people to laugh by overacting and being ridiculous. HE IS A BAD COMEDIAN DEAL WITH IT.

rofl ===nice idea

perspective

Dane Cook is the Dave Matthews of comedy. Lowest. Common. Inoffensive. Denominator.

+1

yea, he sucks, and his fans consist of the 85-99 IQ range youth

+1

syncan some of you stuff owns and some of it is very stupid...

hahaha I've seen this ytmnd three times never knew Syncan made it.

Twat YES! I laughed at this one. If you summarize his comedy, this is what you get. Still funny (both)

If you think dane cook isn't funny then you probably have no sense of humor. I'll probably get reamed or something stupid for the comment but you guys are just upvoting this site because some moron named "syncan" made a F*cking great ytmnd showing how dane cook sucks. What comedians do you listen to? Not even Dane cook is as good as Dane cook.

God, thank you for saying what I've been thinking all along

somebody's jealous.....

YES!

I really like dane cook but this is still hilarious to me!

Dane Cook is OK, this YTMND is teh pwn.

The genius about this is that the people who hate him 5 for you taking the piss and the people who like him 5 because they're too stupid to realise you're taking the piss.

I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. I heard french bread pizzas and got hungry.

I used to like Dane Cook... then I saw "Tourgasm", which showed that he was, in fact, a royal prick.

them bitches is wearing myspace shirts?

this reminds me of tom goes to the mayor.

man I hate that guy.

Dane Cook's act is, at best, hit-or-miss.

although dane cook is funny, this site is not.

-1

I'm not a big fan of his, but I can admit he's had some funny acts before, just as dave attell, bill hicks, and others have. This site makes him look pretty dumb, so I'll give you some credit for that.

AHAHAHA! he's funny, but he does tend to get cheap laughs. this made me lol!

1) Dane Cook is a genius. 2) Dane was at Belmont University?! I knew I shouldn't have transferred schools 3 years ago...

How can you compare Dane Cook to Dave Attell? And comparing him to Bill Hicks? That's just insulting. All Dane Cook does is run around yelling like an idiot.

I still laugh every time i see this. And thats saying a lot.

"Yeah, that sh*t you just depicted isnt funny becuase of the edits u made to it. Dane is second only to dave chappelle in stand up comedy. Dave>>>Dane>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YTMND. I haven't seen one ytmnd that actually made me laugh, due to the queer factor invloved in all of them." why is the flying f*ck are you on this web site then you fudge packer? gtfo.

This YTMND does the site no help really; it would be 100% better, cooler, and funnier if you made it about Carlos Mencia. you wouldnt even have to butcher parts of his act, his jokes suck as they are. at least dane cook has a funny act even if he does take ideas from other comedians.

yeah, I'm getting sick of how f*cking popular dane cook has been getting. he's funny but i can't stand the waves and waves of college f*ckheads who love him.

+1

F*ck Dane Cook.

The best part of this YTMND is all the c*ckhurt Dane Cook fans.

Anybody who gives this site less than a five doesn't get the sarcasm or is nieve and shouldn't vote. twat YES!

Alot of stupid girls just show up to his shows cuz he's easy on the eyes. Which he is, but yeah I see your point .

blah

Simply brilliant

The ytmnd does have a point, but I still think retaliation is hilarious. It plays to the lowest common denominator of my brain. Plus, most people just hate him because he's popular and chicks dig him.

lewis black >>>> dane cook

dane cook is funny. he's a funny guy. he's just not... that funny.

I agree good sir, He sucks the susage

dane cook sucks

5 because it is soooo goddamn true.

Frankly, I dont dig him. He's like those dudes in middle school that would-not-stop-talkin'..

-1

ppl will 5 this if they hate dane cook, ppl will 5 this if they like dane cook

i have no idea who he is but that made me laugh

THE SARCASM DETECTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS