Thank god.

Brilliant, lol.

one thing i wish you would add: the little two word ending in parenthesis at the end.

already planning the 5, then saw the Ghost in the Shell screenname. i wish i could give you more than 5

Changed per request.

5 for "retarted"

Longer than the movie and you can't spell.

No spoilers! I kinda wish I would have gone, but I totally would have been alone or with my mom since my friends bailed.

you misspelled retarded

LOL Adult Swim

Misspelled retarded AND ridiculous.

It's late, I'm tired, gimme a f*cking break.

5'd FOR GREAT JUSTICE

I thought the two hyped lines were "I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane" and "do as I say and you live" both of which were in the movie. Which line wasn't in there?

Good site, nice execution, nice use of the Adult Swim style... BUT IT'S SPELLED "RIDICULOUS". Jesus monkey.

"I don't think you understand the situation! We got motherf*ckin snakes and there ain't a goddamn thing we can do about it!" Or something very close to it.

SNAKES ON A PLANE RULED ASS

Yes, it's late, my appologies for dickery. The pet peeve button must be easier to push after 3 am.

Note to self: Never make YTMNDs while tired. I'm updating this tonight. I'm seeing it again at a Fark party and will have a picture of myself in my "official" SoaP garb.

When I saw that dude start to undo his fly I shouted "OH SH*T HERE COMES THE TROUSER SNAKE"

5 for adult swim and 5 for snakes on a plane dont ask how that makes 5 it just dose

Now that's what I'm talkin'bout.

....another slide show

More or less agree, the movie was awesome on a few levels. It was a surprisingly decent action/horror flick, yet played off of so many hollywood stereotypes it wasn't even funny. It's practically a game from the start to pick who will live and who will die :)

Bried description would have been "Snakes on a Plane Spoiler, this movie was retarded" but you said it at the end so 5. Next Hollywood movie idea "Spiders in My Fat Dick" oh wait they did that with 8 Legged Freaks...

Needed picture with arrows pointing at stuff...

I want to see it now. But no one I know wants to see it with me :`(

snakes on a plane ruled your mom's face.

I loved it. Go pick up the SoaP DVD at Circuit City. Its FREE!

You forgot to mention the trailors for jackass 2 and borat

this ytmnd is the exact opposite of what ytmnd is trying to achieve.

SNAKES ON A PLANE :D

thanks for that powerpoint presentation

A shame I won't be seeing it. Part of me wants to, but part of me knows I am waaay too squeamish for trouser snakes.

I went to the 10:00 PM showing too. 5/5 I agree with everything you said.

Not only was I there but I was wearing a SoaP T Shirt (so was my friend) and we were the only ones with Soap Shirts.

5 for the truth.

I saw it on thursday too. This commentary is right on

The people in the audience were half the fun as well because you knew they were there for the same reasons of you. It was like a Hitler Speech for nazi's. Nazi's go there so they can do the thriller dance in unison and just enjoy that they're all so awesome (undead nazis)

5' every word true.

If this contains spoilers, I'm not viewing it until after today

I want to see the sequel.. Mo' f*cking snakes on another mo'f*cking plane.

I saw the "midnight" showing as well. Your description of the movie is perfect, exactly what myself and everyone else is thinking after the credits.

Saw the same showing (not likely in the same place) and agree with you 150%. The whole audience cheered and ewwwwed and "OHHHHH"ed. Best theater experience EVER.

Awesome.

Too the point and exact. Everyone in the cinema where I was could clearly bee seen as a SOAP fan.

The movie wsas amazing, the most ownage were the chick getting bitten in the nipple, and the guy getting a blowjob he will never forget.....Don't forget the little dog thrown into the mother f*cking huge snake. The one line that wasnt said was on my shirt >_

-1 for no also c*cks, nedm, etc

Request: to have a one second flashing of NEDM. thanks

truer words have never been spoken

such an awesome movie. I havent been so excited to see a movie in so long. I also have never had so much fun watching a movie, I usually sit still while watching movies in theaters but I was so stoked I kept squirming in my seat.

"everyone you want to die, dies" WRONG. I wanted the kid to die so bad, I thought SoaP would be groundbreaking like that, but alas it will have to happen in a different movie. I liked it when they cut up his hand however

and by hand I mean infected arm

The song is "D-Code" by Dust Devil.

100% true. Nice imitation of the Adult Swim interludes.

lets go red sox

awesome. I totally want to see this.

Yay!!! Great loop by the way.

GREAT... WE GOT...SNAKES... ON CRACK

five'd. this movie was excellent.

4 for 'Gilligan's island with a Carlos Mencia skit, except on a plane...with snakes' made me lol

Excellent summary. Thanks for not ruining anything.

im seeing it tomorrow

Thanks for the review. (You should change the title to "Snakes on a Plane: Review")

I'm going to see it.

i want 2 see it!!!!

I probably won't see it because it's got a sex scene in it.

After looking at the soundtrack for this movie I got really disappointed and almost wasn't going to see it. You have re-instilled my faith. This was lovely. And by lovely i mean F*CKING AWESOME.

Would have been five, but you missed a prime "also c*cks" opportunity.

So you ripped off the Adult Swim Design: A Guide to What May As Well Be a New Fad. 5'd for getting me more psyched for this movie much more than any others.

you summed it up. anyone who really dislikes this movie should grow up and let themselves enjoy life.

i've just come back from seing it!!! it is absolutly brilliant. there were a few other one liners like "Sporks?!" and "great snakes on crack"

5'ed for obvious review

LOLZROZ ADULT SWIM!

i went to a 10:00 showing too, this is totally acurate

SOAP will forever be remembered as the movie that was a cult-hit before it even came out

THANK GOD I was worried that this movie might not deliver. I thought it was going to be about the plot and sh*t. I DON'T WANT I WANT TO SEE PEOPPLE SCREAMING FOR TWO HOURS.

snakes on a plane = 20 billion, copying off of adult swim is getting boring so -19,999,999,999

It should be ran in a theatre 24/7. You really need an audience to fully enjoy snakes.

hambeast crotch ftw

"Longer than the movie and you can't spell." qft

As much as I love SoaP, I have to take away a star for being too much like [adult swim].

name it snakes on a summary

"WHAT DID I SAY WHEN WE MET?!"

so basicly, one of the reasons this movie was made is to oppose Hollywood's form of entertainment by adding in spin offs in almost every movie (Like Matrix Moves, Bullet Time, etc)?.

F*cking true, cause thats exactly how it went with me.

Agreed

africanmazing

Glorious!

+4 for a generally decent YTMND, -1 for a lack of happy cat, but +2 for the Carlos Mencia and yipyip dog comment.

There needs to be more movies like soap.

How about that music video at the end? I danced.

Just got back from SOAP, it OWNED. See it now!

OMG TRUTH IN PUREST FORM

The song is "D-Code" by Dust Devil. Thats as far as I got though because idk if there are spoilers and I haven't seen it. :P

Nice work.

Eh, it wasn't bad.

if it's not leaning toward what hollywood is trying to achieve than i might want to see it. i'm tired of these motherf'ing hollywood movies that are predictable in these motherf'ing theatres.

Just got back from seeing it. ...I've never had that much fun at the movies...EVER!

Why didn't they just lower the tempature in the plane to slow down the snakes??? They are cold-blooded.

nice type treatment, good pacing.

glad to read a review from a ytmnder, those "real" movie critics just don't get it!

accurate summary

"This movie is retarded" made me lol.

VERY VERY ACCURATE!!!!! I had an amazing moving going experience while watching this movie. and no i dont mean getting head from a fat chick!

i went to the "12 am screening" last night to...i have never seen so much f*cking energy in a theatre before. We went INSANE when Sameul L. Jackson first apeared, and we went even more insane when he said the line. most fun i'v had in a while.

amen

Thanks for the summary, but I always knew the movie would be my kind. I don't like mindless movies applying to those with high blood thirst. I want twist n plot in my movies!

LOL everyone in the theater I went to (5pm) just laughed, screamed and shouted I've had it with these mother f*ckin snakes on this mother f*ckin plane it was awesome

cool music, no spoilers = 5. Cant wait to see it.

Totally agree with you. Some of the deaths are awesome.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF CARLOS MENCIA! HE IS TAKING STANDUP COMEDY TO A NEW FRONTIER WITH HIS RACY UNFORGIVING SKETCHES!

i loled at "its retarded."

Dude, that was an uber rap up.

loli loev u

IF YOU HAVNT SEEN THIS MOVIE GO ASAP ITS SO F*CKING AWSOME I JUST GOT BACK I CANT BELIEVE IT OMG SO F*CKING COOOOLLLL!!!!!!

Best movie ever.

Seriously, comedy, action, horror, SEX and samuel l jackson THIS IS ONE OF TEH GREATEST MOVIES EVER. GO SEE IT NOW.

I don't think i can ever take a piss again...

UNIVERSE TIER

nice summary.. just got back from the 12:00 AM showing. there were fans, and cheers, and claps, and sing-a-long's with the lines, but overall, anaconda was a far better snake movie.

I went to the same show. Great, great time.

bravo good summary

Best. F*cking. Movie. Ever.

SoaP was my favorite movie of the summer, and I thought it was going to suck. GET THIS F*CKIN SNAKE OFF MY DICK!

dead on description, everyone at my theater acted the same.

That was the best bad movie I have ever seen. This sums it up greatly. Our entire theatre jumped up and man danced. Samuel L Jackson's line got a standing ovation.

Agreed on every point.

-1 for spoiling a little and -2 for powerpoint presentation.

U mispeled retated Btw...

true dat!

Nice, you've made me want to go and see it! The meaning of life is to put snakes on a plane. http://www.blamethepixel.com/TheMeaningOfLife

LOL SNAKES ON A PLANE BEST MOVIE EVAH!!!11 LOL I LUVD IT WEN HE SAID TIRED OF MOFO SNAKES ON MOOFO PLANE!!!!!!11111LOLZ!@!!!!1

Now I cannot wait to see SoaP

You hit the dot.

AS+SOAP=Win

lame slide show, but everything stated in this is true

fully agree with everything you have said there my good friend

to hell with this stupidass movie

Suck a dick.

I'M ABOUT TO OPEN UP SOME F*CKING WINDOWS

I agree 100%

Sound source is D-Code by Dust Devil.

i agree completely with you....but for the quote thing its the ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IM SICK OF THESE MFING SNAKES ON THIS MFING PLANE!, lol spoilers...4 for now, speed it up and get a 5, i mean honestly, those sentances are like 5 seconds each, thats ridiculous

ASHDEAD: THE AC BROKE!! SEE THE MOVIE!! HAHA, THEY HAD TO GO INTO CARGO TO FIX THE CIRCULATION! OMG

Best movie ever. Everyone was hissing and stuff in the theatre. It ruled.

Snakes on a plane.

True source is "Dust Brothers - A corporate world" or something. Nice ytmnd.,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH, nice! Captured the essence of the premiere/movie quite nicely. A 5 and a FAV for a great YTMND about the best movie of all time.

So basically, it's a B movie, which is what everyone was expecting anyway?

I totally agreee and boo @ the downvoters.

You effectively advertised the movie without spoiling it. Hooray for you. But as soon as you said "Snakes + yipping dog" I said "not seeing this movie". "Ever". Sry buck-o, animal cruelty is NO GOOD. NEDM.

that was pretty stupid

that was the best freakin music ever

Well made ytmnd!

Thats it. I've had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin YTMND.

Got damn, I wish I could've seen that opening night.

Spot on, I agree :)

I want snakes on a plane to rule my face :(

pretty much

Thanks to you, I might actually see this movie. Kinda funny too. Good job.

Saw SOAP today, best movie ever. Cleavage + Snakes + Funny deaths= Ownage

The correct song title is D-code -Dust devil (ITG2 FTW!!!) but still, Snakes is the best movie EVER! (seriously)

lol at 3 and 5

Well said, chief.

I really dislike it when people copycat the Adult Swim format ALL the way down to the [ending comment]. There's too much of this crap being made all the time, quite simply because it's too easy to make one of these PSA's in an utterly copycat format. Just gonna put that out there, still giving you a 5 because it was well done.

This will get me to see it. Thank you.

I JUST SAW SOAP AND YOU GOT IT DEAD ON NO PLOT JUST SNAKE PWNING!

boring. shut up.

-1 for not needing sync, but using it regardless

D-Code by Dust Devil is win.

UR RETARDED

Updated it with the pictures I promised and some more info. I know I'm breaking a cardinal rule by posting my pic up here, but it's all in good fun. :-)

I like GITS too, but 'Kusanagi' is something you name your computer, not your YTMND username. F*g. -1. Oh, and +5 for SOAP + AS.

i was going to 5 until you made me look at you

Was going to 5 till you made me look at you. You also misspelled "received", idiot. "i" before "e," except after "c", AM I RITE????

I had the username "Kusanagi" before GITS even existed. Try again.

You get a one for so many retarded things said here. 1) Mencia's name being uttered, and etc.

"[have fun]" FTW

Amen.

snakes on a plane = 1

Do you want to make out with Samuel L. Jackson or something? You're more obsessed with this movie than 12 year old girls were with NSYNC.

God, that was the greatest movie I've ever seen. I saw it opening day directly after school at 3:30 (school ends at 3). Best $6.50 I've ever spent. We've all never had so much fun at the movie theater. We all cheered and the entire audience went wild and all that good stuff. GO SEE IT NOW WHILE THE HYPE IS STILL UP! YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT!

...5 for adult swim style bump! ...I could also 5 you for many other reasons...but that one is my favorite...plus...snake on a nipple!? lmao

-4 for SoaP.

Slideshow

Wow I love powerpoint slidshows! thats why i visit YTMND!

1'd for spoiling all the best snakebites. If I hadn't already seen the movie before seeing this, I'd have been pissed.

Okay, I added another star just because your username is Kusanagi and KoF is awesome.

Was great BUT 3'd because how DARE you associate Carlos Mencia with something as great as SoaP. Worst comedian ever with the worst show ever.

long

f*ggy short film. Would be worth watching if it was about 1/10 the length

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS D-CODE BY DUST DEVIL if I remember correctly.

This YTMND is so awesome. One of the best summaries. Also, you did it without looking like a fat internet nerd and embarressing yourself.

I thought the second hyped line was "Snakes? On my plane?!"

Just saw it, totally accurate.

I, too, went to the 10:00 "midnight" show. Rubber snakes were thrown at the people behind us at the correct moment.

Snakes ftw!

That music is awesome btw.

This is ITG's D-Code...please site it properly for a higher rating.

Why do I care so much about the label of the source? Because the music is the whole reason this YTMND is watch-able.

Slideshow ytmnd = you're f*cking retarded

I even like f/aggy short films about even f*ggier films!

5 for the txt -3 for your gay *ss pictures

lol

Good job, f*ck anyone that doesn't like "Slideshows" hell one of the best YTMND's is one. Thats right, The Unfunny Truth about Scientology. Great rap up on the movie. Def. right about needing alot of other people to see it with. We had a group of 34 go to see it, so much fun.

uh......k?

too long, too boring, not funny, not informative, too POINTLESS. your ytmnd does not contribute ANYTHING new AT ALL. STOP IT!

oh and btw you have about double the slides you needed you narcisstic douche. "snakes on a plane" can fit on a single slide not f*cking 4. JESUS F*CK.

you fail, please try again ^_^

^ qft, you fail etc. etc.

storytelling ability and sense of timing ftw

Gotta love the humorless sh*ts who tell me what a waste of time this is and then spend their OWN time telling me so. Ow, my ego ^_^

U said Carlos Mencia. Sorry 1'd

you are a loser

superbe

The play-by-play commentary... +5, the fact that you look like a hairy anus... -1

I saw the midnight showing too. great times

that truly was, the worst movie ever made. which in fact, made it the best movie ever made.

I agree with you 100% me and my friends got drunk off our asses at the 10 O'clock showing, it was amazing. We cheered, the theater cheered, people yelled things out, like, MORE LIKE SAMUEL L. ACTION! it was truly amazing. and the expierence of the booze, friends, and crowd was even better. very good site BTW

oh one thing though. I HATE carlos mencia.

so mother f*cking right on

Good ssummary, but I can't 5 a AS format site. Are you wearing a tail in that picture?

"Call Me"

Very well said.

retarded like a fox!

DUDE THAT MOVIE OWNED, "BITCH GET OFF MY DICK"

Which one was the one he didn't say?

I did the same thing you did. 10:00 showing on the 17th. It was exactly as you described.

That's the unbriefiest "brief" review I've ever seen.

+3 for music, -2 for soap, and +4 for [have fun].

brilliant. Kind of reminds me of adult swim...good job. You get a five!

When i went, no one cheered. But it was like 80% empty.

It did have some plot, like that the hula things caused the snakes to get mad (it was pretty well hidden in there)

Was that AMC 8 where you saw the movie? Also, Comic-Con wasn't as good this year as previous years.

Indeed it was great.

haha! Adult swim references!