he's a Gunnery Sgt. *beats up side of head with anchor globe and eagle*

lolz Gary Condit represented my congressional district, or the 18th

Lame.

+2 for R Lee Ermey. i bet u can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

that was awful

Delete this crap.

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

-1 for sponsoring own site.

when you sponsor a site, make sure its actually GOOD

i thought it was funny, but go under a diff name if u want to sponsor. lmao

It's odd you sponsered your own site. But I laughed, so screw everyone giving it a 1 on that merit.

It needed more Hartman, less of the same gary condit loop and a bit more of the LOL factor

tl;dr

The reason for the same Condit loop is because if you remember the actual interview, he repeated that phrase a lot

lol that same thing keep beind repeated made it funny

penis buffer

5'd because my mom used to be Condit's secretary.

This is so perfectly simple, it's hilarious. +5 for entertainment, +FAV for having the balls to sponsor your own site. This is underrated.

I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life, and out of respect for...my family, it's best that I not get into the details of the relationship.

Excellent use of the song. As a huge fan of SOAD, I support this.

Errr, Wrong YTMND... I'll still 5 it for my idiocy.

Wait... there should be BULLS*IT at the end.

+5 for Sgt. Hartman, -5 for reusing the same soundbite each time, +1 because it's not possible to give it 0.

(and I don't care if he repeated the phrase a lot, it's just boring)

ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?!?!

LMFAO, awesome!

"I'd hit it, then kill her!" --Gary Condit

Gary Condit gets disciplined.

HAHAHA! GARY CONDIT! I havent heard from him in years. this rocks.

This begs for a NEDM