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Created on: 2006-08-23 15:51:55
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Sound Origin: matrix 1 + edits x random = also c*cks
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2006-08-23 15:54:11
 
WTF? I LOL'd at the abrupt end.
+1
 
2007-06-12 14:25:06
 
This one, was pure genius.
 
2009-03-01 13:56:58
 
heh
2006-08-23 15:54:29
 
Rofl man. pointless and awesome.
2006-08-23 15:54:48
 
lol
2006-08-23 15:55:23
 
hahahaaha!
2006-08-23 15:57:17
 
lol, pointless, just how i like it
2006-08-23 15:58:03
 
Hahaha
2006-08-23 15:58:10
 
Wow just wow
2006-08-23 15:59:53
 
when I tell you go to the mans backside and say duga duga duga duga.
-1
2006-08-23 16:00:28
 
I laffed, SO hard. I have to say it. I won't fill the comment box with it, but I gotta say it. dugadugadugadugadugaduga!
2006-08-23 16:00:34
 
FAP
2006-08-23 16:04:37
 
WTF? FAP FAP FAP DUGA DUGA DUGA!
2006-08-23 16:06:30
 
This is made of win and roffles.
2006-08-23 16:16:35
 
no sync
2006-08-23 16:21:54
 
refresh for better sync
2006-08-23 16:25:23
 
hahahahahahahsdxfasf
2006-08-23 16:26:25
 
2006-08-23 16:26:30
 
This is way too funny!!!!
2006-08-23 16:27:03
 
i hate it when i see a site with perfect sync, then i see someone who downvotes it for bad sync
2006-08-23 16:30:19
 
5'd for random factor.
2006-08-23 16:33:11
 
Sync=impossble for everyone... DUGADUGADUGA
2006-08-23 16:33:20
 
maybe better than horsedick. only dozens of spinoffs will tell...
2006-08-23 16:36:34
 
I am so confused...that was awesome.
2006-08-23 16:36:58
 
AHAHAHHAHAHHA
2006-08-23 16:39:43
 
dugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 16:40:22
 
omg! besterest evAr!!
2006-08-23 16:40:29
 
needs more c*cks
2006-08-23 16:43:56
 
lol fap fap fap
2006-08-23 16:47:15
 
You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter!™ mrupvoter.ytmnd.com
2006-08-23 16:47:41
 
you wiin
2006-08-23 16:49:21
 
HAHA!
2006-08-23 16:51:26
 
DUGADUGADUGADUGA!!!
2006-08-23 16:52:24
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 16:53:20
 
PREMARITAL SEX
2006-08-23 16:54:06
 
5 for noob goblin
2006-08-23 16:55:02
 
that's funney
2006-08-23 16:55:38
 
dugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 16:56:43
 
rofl
2006-08-23 16:56:59
 
You made me lol, thats deffinitly 5worthy
2006-08-23 17:04:03
 
Awesome. I lol'ed.
2006-08-23 17:05:19
 
WTF?!?!?!?!? ROFL!!!!!
2006-08-23 17:05:22
 
wow
2006-08-23 17:06:52
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugad ugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
-1
2006-08-23 17:13:13
 
XD lol random pointlessness is the best sometimes! ^_^
2006-08-23 17:14:21
 
best today
2006-08-23 17:16:35
 
really great job masking the voice, I didn't even notice until he said the wrong line.
2006-08-23 17:17:54
 
oh, the stupidity. Also 4s
2006-08-23 17:19:24
 
LOL!!!!! XD
2006-08-23 17:22:28
 
That was hilarious.
2006-08-23 17:23:30
 
lol are you kidding me? f*cking brilliant
2006-08-23 17:25:54
 
lol
2006-08-23 17:28:58
 
You must be freaking joking. No way it can be this good.................DUGA
2006-08-23 17:38:11
 
weird, but funny
2006-08-23 17:38:59
 
You get a LOL-WUT award.
2006-08-23 17:40:38
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 17:45:24
 
lmao
2006-08-23 17:49:25
 
That's awesome-sauce.
2006-08-23 17:51:58
 
Megatron, you are quite convincing. Voice talent is underappreciated.
2006-08-23 17:54:53
 
ALSO C*CKS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
2006-08-23 17:59:53
 
holy f*ckin sh*t i lold big time
2006-08-23 18:02:38
 
That freaking ruled. I suggest raising the volume of the voice for the guy on the phone.
2006-08-23 18:05:49
 
LOL....I'd be so fun to f*ck with Neo like that
2006-08-23 18:10:38
 
LOL! It's kinda like an episode of Tom Goes to The Mayor.
2006-08-23 18:14:52
 
So stupid, but funny
2006-08-23 18:17:01
 
Dugugugugugua
2006-08-23 18:22:35
 
This site had a very Agamemnon effect on me. At first I thought, "Heh"...then I chuckled...then laughed out loud. You win, sir.
2006-08-23 18:27:19
 
LOLZ
2006-08-23 18:34:57
 
That takes some creativity to come up with this.
2006-08-23 18:39:21
 
i havent laughed at ytmnd in a while. thanks.
2006-08-23 18:49:04
 
excellent.
2006-08-23 18:49:49
 
HAHAHAHA holy sh*t
2006-08-23 18:50:53
 
Huh?
2006-08-23 18:58:56
 
This one blindsided me. How totally random and awesome.
2006-08-23 19:00:36
 
Oh man you win
2006-08-23 19:03:20
 
Brilliant!
2006-08-23 19:05:06
 
Excellent Comrade megatron, the Party is pleased.
2006-08-23 19:05:37
 
Almost sounds like em.
2006-08-23 19:05:56
 
this is not a big truck, please stop dumping this here
2006-08-23 19:07:01
 
R O F L
2006-08-23 19:13:28
 
Keanu Reeves' one and only Oscar performance
2006-08-23 19:13:38
 
f*cking WIN
2006-08-23 19:15:11
 
wtf?!
2006-08-23 19:16:50
 
w...w...what?
2006-08-23 19:17:02
 
eekapod: QFT.
2006-08-23 19:18:07
 
This is gonna be so big.
2006-08-23 19:18:26
 
LOL, hilarious.
2006-08-23 19:20:00
 
LOLz
2006-08-23 19:22:12
 
i laughed out loud!
2006-08-23 19:23:55
 
lol wtf?
2006-08-23 19:24:32
 
mmkay
2006-08-23 19:29:44
 
lol, randomness.
2006-08-23 19:33:55
 
Upon retrospect this will indeed be HUGE. We're looking at the next NEDM here folks.
2006-08-23 19:40:01
 
OMFG! THIS IS MADE OF ALL KINDS OF WIN!
2006-08-23 19:40:57
 
Sync is off at the end by a few seconds, I tried refreshing, but it was still off by a bit too much, f*ck it, I'll 5 it anyways cuz it's pointlessness made me lol.
2006-08-23 19:42:27
 
2006-08-23 19:42:36
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 19:42:51
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 19:43:19
 
perfection
2006-08-23 19:44:44
 
BRILLIANT!
2006-08-23 19:46:09
 
this is made of win
2006-08-23 19:53:42
 
HAHA !
2006-08-23 20:05:11
 
Dugadugadugadugaduga...
2006-08-23 20:32:46
 
Also, great.
2006-08-23 20:47:46
 
hahaha
2006-08-23 21:00:44
 
duga > desu
2006-08-23 21:12:16
 
GO, NOW!
2006-08-23 21:14:27
 
hahahaha
2006-08-23 21:30:07
 
bahahahahahaha
2006-08-23 21:31:25
 
We could use more work as fine as this one... congratulations sir...
2006-08-23 21:58:57
 
Ha ha. I enjoy when people make fun of Neo. It is just so painfully necessary that the cheese archetype be taken down several notches.
2006-08-23 22:20:52
 
lol, 5'd for the "wtf" factor
2006-08-23 22:22:20
 
Santabot approves.
2006-08-23 22:24:48
 
oh my god fifen. thats so f*cking great. how did u think of that? i love you. make more. i love you.
2006-08-23 22:28:45
 
ahahahh!!! f*ck. 5!
2006-08-23 22:34:21
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 22:35:17
 
I can barely see myself type this through the tears of laughter.
2006-08-23 22:37:40
 
Lol huh?!
2006-08-23 22:47:28
 
Wow. Nice.
2006-08-23 22:53:40
 
awesomeness
2006-08-23 22:57:27
 
Wow I haven't lol'ed like this in a while
2006-08-23 22:59:39
 
AAHAHAHAHA GOLD!!!!!!!!
2006-08-23 23:00:39
 
Now with more DUGADUGADUGADUGADUGADUGA!!!!
2006-08-23 23:01:28
 
That's a pretty damn good Lawrence Fishburne impression. Also, it makes no damn sense.
2006-08-23 23:09:24
 
hah
2006-08-23 23:16:50
 
lol wtf mate
2006-08-23 23:21:35
 
i have tears in my f*cking eyes, this is insane...jesus thank you.
2006-08-23 23:26:46
 
also c*cks
2006-08-23 23:30:50
 
lol
2006-08-23 23:33:30
 
LOL WTF LOL
2006-08-23 23:42:15
 
Morpheus just saved his life. Duga duga.
2006-08-23 23:45:39
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-23 23:49:34
 
WTFived
2006-08-23 23:50:33
 
er...this was random :(
-1
2006-08-23 23:55:51
 
more, plz.
2006-08-24 00:16:50
 
Completely random, and somehow seems so very, very dirty. Good edit!
2006-08-24 01:06:17
 
Wow.
2006-08-24 01:21:59
 
LOL. WHAT. THE. F*CK. LOL.
2006-08-24 01:34:01
 
lol, horsedick
2006-08-24 01:38:12
 
hahahahahah, what the hell
2006-08-24 01:38:30
 
I lol'ed, but he didn't get to the end of the cooridor (seven)!
2006-08-24 01:50:54
 
LOL
2006-08-24 03:55:27
 
Maybe it's too late, maybe I just wasn't in the mood, still funny, tho.
2006-08-24 03:58:25
 
^_^
2006-08-24 04:11:31
 
i uh....lol'd
2006-08-24 04:44:45
 
Great Fishburne impression.
2006-08-24 04:52:51
 
Lol this made absolutely no sense but it is funny as hell!
2006-08-24 04:54:10
 
Why is this so funny? I actually laughed. Out loud, no less. True story. You get an actual LOL.
2006-08-24 05:44:31
 
lol!
2006-08-24 06:43:08
 
lmfao
2006-08-24 07:39:30
 
loller
2006-08-24 07:41:51
 
Hmm.. I dont get it, I kept expeting it to cut away to a clip of Bill n Ted...
2006-08-24 08:01:05
 
I...I don't know why this is so funny, and yet I can't stop lauging.
2006-08-24 09:20:01
 
ROE-FULL
2006-08-24 10:16:10
 
WTF???
2006-08-24 10:33:42
 
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
2006-08-24 11:23:45
 
You are an artist.
2006-08-24 11:31:55
 
LOL!
2006-08-24 12:09:35
 
I sh*t/pissed myself loling to that.
2006-08-24 12:22:51
 
lolololol
2006-08-24 12:24:50
 
hilarious.
2006-08-24 12:37:56
 
Is that really your voice? That was awesome
2006-08-24 12:44:59
 
ROFLMAO WHAT THE F*CK
2006-08-24 12:45:24
 
dugaduga
2006-08-24 12:47:07
 
LOL. He was lagging.
2006-08-24 12:53:07
 
WTF? That was awesomely random
2006-08-24 12:56:10
 
>.> WTF dugaduga
2006-08-24 12:59:45
 
f*cking halarious
2006-08-24 13:14:51
 
lol
2006-08-24 13:16:23
 
LOL needs more duga duga
2006-08-24 13:23:09
 
Between this and Horsedick, YTMND wins.
2006-08-24 13:33:01
 
dugadugaduga
2006-08-24 13:33:39
 
YAY.
2006-08-24 13:40:16
 
...also, c*cks.
2006-08-24 13:52:31
 
5'd becaues I honestly laugh everytime it loops through.
2006-08-24 14:15:03
 
@
2006-08-24 14:18:39
 
WHAT.
2006-08-24 14:21:25
 
meh
2006-08-24 14:29:00
 
Aahahahahaha!
2006-08-24 15:12:49
 
LOL! I WANT MOOOOOORE!
2006-08-24 15:14:53
 
WTF LMAO
2006-08-24 15:32:03
 
Either you're a moron, and thought this was actually funny, or you're a genius who understood the WTF factor that makes this as humorous as it is...anyway, 5'd.
2006-08-24 15:38:10
 
freakin' amazing................................................dugaduga
2006-08-24 17:05:16
 
DUGADUGA!
2006-08-24 17:06:52
 
omfg i havent loled like that in awhile
2006-08-24 18:17:26
 
also gl*cks
2006-08-24 19:23:26
 
WTF!?! 5'd!~
2006-08-24 19:38:35
 
LAMOW
2006-08-24 19:38:37
 
Dugaduga muhammed jihad.
2006-08-24 20:31:38
 
good.
2006-08-24 20:59:48
 
Man... I lol'd more than I have in a loooooooong time. And I'm sorry, but I just have to say it: dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga!
2006-08-24 21:03:43
 
F*cking hilarious, that's all I have to say
2006-08-24 21:08:10
 
WTF! LOL
2006-08-24 22:15:48
 
terrible but still a 5
2006-08-24 23:26:24
 
5 for completely unexpected randomness
2006-08-24 23:36:10
 
two days straight now there has been a YTMND that has made me Rofl. bravo!
2006-08-24 23:36:22
 
Where did you come up with this?
2006-08-24 23:45:23
 
2006-08-25 09:54:01
 
hahaha :D
2006-08-25 13:22:20
 
HAHA. 5 for wtf
2006-08-25 13:48:52
 
It needs to be more random LOL
2006-08-25 18:21:01
 
So random! I love it!
2006-08-25 23:08:58
 
O_o o_O O_o o_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-08-25 23:42:15
 
dugadugaduga
2006-08-26 01:03:56
 
who's doing the morpheus voice? it sounds just like him
2006-08-26 02:57:13
 
lol what in the hell was that all about?
2006-08-26 03:03:13
 
Random and Hilarious.
2006-08-26 10:47:19
 
roflwtf? this is the best random site ever!
2006-08-26 13:20:41
 
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2006-08-26 18:04:54
 
YES
2006-08-26 19:07:19
 
OMG WIN!!!!!!
2006-08-26 19:38:14
 
What the hell was that lol
2006-08-26 20:05:06
 
Neo seems to freeze for like half a second right before the duga duga duga
2006-08-26 20:11:06
 
LOL, WTF. *Bust a gut* dugaduga
2006-08-26 20:52:58
 
Thank you, good sir! You made my day!
2006-08-26 23:34:48
 
ftw
2006-08-26 23:59:47
 
I laughed a lot
2006-08-27 01:05:38
 
Stare at the man's backside.
2006-08-27 01:06:08
 
sdas
2006-08-27 01:50:26
 
dugadugadugaduga
2006-08-27 03:26:36
 
this is pure funny
2006-08-27 16:52:43
 
XD at description and everything else
2006-08-27 20:35:49
 
Oh, I am amused greatly.
2006-08-28 00:28:23
 
Also, c*cks
2006-08-28 04:20:47
 
What?
2006-08-28 10:03:49
 
Greatness
2006-08-28 23:21:55
 
I haven't loled that much in ages.
2006-08-29 15:18:29
 
WHAT THE HECK! THATS AWESOME.
2006-08-29 21:01:18
 
2006-08-30 19:38:17
 
ha. cant believe i missed this before.
 
2008-04-26 00:31:23
 
heh, MasterSitsu refused to admit that this is good. Did you two have a tiff once?
2006-08-30 20:43:45
 
What the f*ck is that?
2006-08-31 03:06:27
 
This leaves me with a feeling of laughter that I can not explain through traditional means. I will watch this many times.
2006-08-31 17:40:03
 
DUGA DUGA DUGA
2006-08-31 21:12:29
 
keanu reeves is haaaaaaaaawt
2006-09-02 05:15:25
 
lol this is so stupid
2006-09-02 17:45:16
 
hahahaha
2006-09-03 12:15:24
 
Why is that so damn funny?!?
2006-09-04 00:43:28
 
Brilliant
2006-09-04 03:09:39
 
OMG, ROFL! DUGA DUGA!
2006-09-04 13:41:13
 
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2006-09-05 03:07:24
 
HOLY SH*T. AMAZING.
2006-09-05 04:24:29
 
The "wtf there's no [xxxx]" in Matrix online was overdone.
2006-09-06 09:22:35
 
Loved it.
2006-09-06 14:32:46
 
wtf + lol = 5
2006-09-07 22:16:32
 
stare at the mans backside and say DUGADUGAFIVED
2006-09-09 21:31:34
 
DUGA DUGA DUGA
2006-09-10 00:16:26
 
Flawless. ^_^
2006-09-10 18:58:49
 
WHAT THE F*CK?
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