Welcome to YTMND fame funkydirt.

Thank you Chenkins, and nows, we play a song called Cascada - Miracle, and then afterwards, a solo by 3500 HZ Square Wave. Also, gravity cat is not amused.

Your proportions are off a bit (more narvs needed), but yeah I remember when this joke came around, so I get it.

5

woot

Top 15, NOW!!

Good jorb.

meh

windows

tru2dat son

I am sad that I am not included in this...

NARV!

Man i hate NARVS. Why dose michaelwolfes get fame yet i do not?

You're right, more narvs are needed. But we need a better documentation of them...

lol

I was about to ask why I am hopless... then I noticed you took advice from wolfson which is generaly a bad idea.

k

see toad that's why you're a f*cking f*g

5 for effort and funny.

5 for coool site, 1 for wolfson

Documentation: Vote history. 3 or more fad sites = NARV

Too bad this scan can't be done...

lol. But Sexymofo and Onel are more like attention whores

f*ck you thetoad why dont you just get off the highway.

If i could marry you irl i would. my site is semi-relevant. Check it out plz :P http://stopwiththecats.ytmnd.com/

Brilliant... except for the Windows interface, of course.

holy sh*t this is great

hilarity ensues.

I'm really a Apple person at heart but the original screen of the program that I edited was a Windows program. Also, Macs don't get Viruses

-1

YOU NOT FUNNY

5.

^ :/

Awesome, but shame on you for taking advice from Wolfson. He's an anti-NARV in a sense that he is just as bad as any NARV. You must find a balance between fads and originality to be a good voter. The people who upvote bad NEDM and Gravity Cat sites (most of them are bad, now) are the NARVs.

hey look a narv wants to talk about funny yet he doesnt even have a site

I am ashamed, but what is a NARV? Rather, what does that stand for?

Hah, thanks for bringing the whole NARV thing to my attention; I didn't know about NARVs until I saw this and read the NARV wiki. It seems that lately I've been getting dangerously close to becoming one. (Didn't vote because I honestly don't know enough about the history of NARVs to know how good it is.)

I'm not going to discard a good idea just because it's wolfson's idea. that makes no sense. If anyone 1's this for Wolfson, you aren't judging sites correctly.

If you know what you're doing, you can prevent yourself from getting viruses on a PC too. I was being sarchastic. I'm sure there are plenty of security flaws in OS X, they just haven't been discovered yet because Macs aren't widely used.

NASV. Critically hopeless, heh.

http://narvlogo.ytmnd.com/ Ohhh...Now I know.

lol, NEDM.

Oh, i see, this is funny because you put people on it. Also your last frame has a white border on the left and top. Also also your sync works fine for me.

" because Macs aren't widely used." HEY R U SAYING FAT PEOPLE CANT USE MACS?

+1

Er, before I didn't mean I was close to being a true NARV. Voting I'm not Narv-like at. I was just one of those people who clings to fads. Just went and deleted all my NARV-ish sites. Thanks again. I feel like a fool >

Dude, I was the one who put Critically Hopeless in the Wiki. You rule.

No, You rule.

5 because the statement State-of-mind made at the end, hahahaha

Also it was hilarious

Nice, but your BSOD proportions look funky.

5 for not being on your list of NARVs.

stupid narvs

good

five for whadfes

i like the fact that my name's not on there

VERY well made.

I wouldn't be suprised if the BSOD proportions were off. I made this thing on a mac, so I kinda had to fake it...

If you took the freshest win stragight from the farm, dipped it in homemade batter, then deep fried it, it would taste just like this

THIS US BEING UPVOTED BECASUE IT'S A FAD LOL!

idiot.

I was typing fast and it was a reflex to hit the return key...

I wish it were only that simple.

Owned. Beautifully.

you should add me to the narv list, im pretty bad. if i cant decide on a 1 or 5, i usually just dont vote.

The NARV list isn't the point. It's the fact that there are so many of them that this site isn't funny anymore.

You're right, more narvs are needed. But we need a better documentation of them...

mm yeah, i double checked some of those users, and i really dont think they have anything on me in the split voting area lewl

Hah, thanks for bringing the whole NARV thing to my attention; I didn't know about NARVs until I saw this and read the NARV wiki. It seems that lately I've been getting dangerously close to becoming one. (Didn't vote because I honestly don't know enough about the history of NARVs to know how good it is.)

Your proportions are off a bit (more narvs needed), but yeah I remember when this joke came around, so I get it.

add me please. I joined this year, so that must mean I'm an idiot.

lets all listen to wikipedia... because its accurate. jim davis was simply making a series of comics about the imagination: something he uses every day. all he did was make something different... he is an artist. garfield isn't dead. garfield is a damn cartoon character. you people scare me sometimes.

First of all, I love the splash screen. Everything else looks great. Congrats on the relatively high rating. This site is deserving of it.

So what your saying is that people who simply happened to have been here longer are more important? Plus the thing about someone whos been here for 2 weeks may not know what funny was the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life. What funny is funny, and what sucks, sucks. Just because someone hasn't been visiting YTMND for a long time doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor.

really great. def took some effort and it's funny as well. awesome job.

LOL! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! change the blue screen of death to a STOP system failure blue screen... more what you'd normally see in this decade.

A thetan who is totally devoted to controlling things and who is not himself in any way controlled, runs into this phenomena. If this is the case one can immediately see why control of a preclear is necessary. If he has fought outgoing control it is only because it has gone out too long. A thetan cannot be upset by a mis-control or bad 8-C. It is just an objection. I think he could take it rather easily providing he himself didn't have a stuck flow on it. If he himself had not done so

Goodness! What are they doing to you Jim??? That man was the Count of Monte Cristo for goodness sake. Rot in Hell, Sitsu, you non-Caviezel worshiping bastard! See...I'm expressing my beliefs and pretending that you care! Is it working?

When I was your age, this would've included people like b00n and inkdrinker.

lololol

NEDM

Dude, NOTHING is bigger than a picure of a cat. But not even Doom music can save the Internet if this thing gets passed. 5'd.

Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad.

5'd for wolfson

Also, your sites are worthless.

Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad.

that was really good, i like it.

"Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad." F*ck you Narv.

NARVS are like a virus to YTMND, so I developed this program to take care of them. Sorry about falling out of sync after the first time around, it has to do with MP3s being bad for looping I guess. For more information: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV

What funny is funny, and what sucks, sucks. Just because someone hasn't been visiting YTMND for a long time doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor.

LOL! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! change the blue screen of death to a STOP system failure blue screen... more what you'd normally see in this decade.

"Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad." F*ck you Narv. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- s.u.c.k...p.e.n.i.s :) ILOVEYOUIBED

I hate saying NEDM is a NARV fad, but some users are trying to make it one, moreso in those that downvote because its not part of a site - i see that a lot... a few of those users arent so bad, but i'm not going to nitpick....

Awesome, but shame on you for taking advice from Wolfson. He's an anti-NARV in a sense that he is just as bad as any NARV. You must find a balance between fads and originality to be a good voter. The people who upvote bad NEDM and Gravity Cat sites (most of them are bad, now) are the NARVs.

A NARV is one who upvotes every site involving a fad, and then makes his own site involving said fad. Not every Zidane remake was good, maybe like 2 of them. Why make more zidane remakes then?

waffle is a political term, its clear he was google bombed like bush does with the word 'moron'

A NARV is one who upvotes every site involving a fad, and then makes his own site involving said fad. Not every Zidane remake was good, maybe like 2 of them. Why make more zidane remakes then? omfg love meforever omfg NOW!

MasterSitsu

funkydirt

narve .

You spelled it wrong.

funkydirt is SI your alt, considering he has 47 votes and has commented about 100 times on this site?

moheevi SI is not his alt account, funkydirt is a friend of mine since before ytmnd and i know he wouldnt do that

I was wondering about SI actually. I'm not sure who he is. I don't have an alt account. even if I did, why would I comment that many times having to log in/out each time?

5'd for vex5

I lol'd

thats great!

i believe this is a complement...? well done.

NO

i'm just being peaceful btw

SI - that is an interesting question. very anti-NARV for someone who registered... yesterday.

whoa...

Brilliant, stunning, two thumbs up.

awesomes

All I can say is that I have no clue who he is, and he's not my Alt.

the greatest thing about this site is that funkydirt has only one site rated above 4 and looking at his profile quickly reveals his status as a split voter.

HAY EVERYONE, 1 THIS SITE!

5 because it made me think about voting more... and always voting on sites i view

and also the irony of me being critical yet not hostile by keeping my vote at 5

Well, you 5 just about everything.

Well made. But I do not support YTMND elitism. Some people have lives and their lives do not revolve around this site 24/7.

yeah probably looks that way... cause i used to only vote on sites i liked... and i cant seem to view all my votes to adjust em :/

BSD!!!

Eyebeatwomen, It doesn't matter whetehr or not your life revolves around this site, it has to do with creating and promoting original content, as opposed to crappy fad remakes and trends.

Griff-and-or, I was talking about whiterider...

1 star: 47 ; 2 stars: 4; 3 stars: 7; 4 stars: 2; 5 stars: 37. 87% of your votes are one or five. this site is like lance bass making fun of someone for being gay.

I don't see why this is great, 3 at best.

I was actually considering putting my name on the NARV list before I made it. I'm not gonna lie, I split vote. When I see sites I generally think it either sucks, or it's great. Yeah, it's stupid, but it's never too late to change who you are on the internet. Unless you're wolfson.

nostradamus, do you understand the whole NARV thing?

funkydirt rub my soft/hard penis

eyebeatwomen its kinda hard to make a statement like that when you spend all your time on ytmnd ventrilo

a narv is a special place on a lady and when you touch it she will like you for a long time but you have to have special gloves on so you don't get funny bugs on you down there place ok.

SI is just some idiot who copyed and pasted one of my comments and posted it here.

hey where am i on that list of NARVs?

wow, another ytmnd about downvoters, totally needed this

Where are downvoters mentioned in this site?

sweeeeet

i made this go from 4.28 to 4.29, i feel special ^_^

lol

Not bad. Needs tighter graphics on the BSOD.

I don't think sexymofo is technically NARV. He's new aged, and he can be retarded, but he doesn't upvote the typical NARV favorites. He's just a regular downvoter.

Sexymofo : Critically Hopeless : 5!!!

Maybe so, but the names on that list aren't really the point of this site, like I said before.

win'd!

i hate that stupid elitism sh*t but its well made so why dont i just give you a 5er

5'd for downvoters!!! w00t!!!!

lol great

People are too elitist/sensitive these days. While I agree that the quality has dropped some, there are still gems amongst the trash.

AH AH AH YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

Another point to make is if you are complianing about YTMND no longer being funny, why would you make another YTMND that is not funny? Plus this site will just start a fad fueling the people you call NARVs. I know this beacuse I am nostradamus, I can see the future bitch.

funkydirt, This is really, really well made.

5 cuz im not the only one startiong sh*t with NARVs

This site isn't supposed to be funny. It's supposed to deliver a message. I'd rather have every ytmnd deliver a message than be failed comedy, like http://thuper.ytmnd.com/

sexymofo is a troll, but not a NARV. a NARV votes honestly, but usually only 1 or 5 - and tends to love all and sometimes only fads, long after they are dead.... etc.

Your message is short-sighted.

super f*cking lol and truth magic!

I hate NARVs. this YTMND made me really sad.

I pressed a key =(

-1 because I haven't had a BSOD since loading XP Pro.

What the f*ck does NARV stand for? Is it me or do I actually have a life and don't have enough time for this website?

New Age Retarded Voters. http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV

I resent my name being on there as hopeless :( Critical but not hopeless! At least give me credit for Eon8 ^.^

lol look at ur sites

Just curious.... that Ultimate-NARV-upvoted T-SHIRT Petition site.... that max asked to be deleted... was that finally self deleted, or did Max have to....?

wow because it's original it must be good. But wait, it turns out it's boring.

I hope I'm not a NARV.

Someone mind doing a background check to see if I'm NARV material or not? @(_@

1d... no wait 5

Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!

Fixed my vote after realizing that the wiki has turned into a name calling whiner fest. The whole NARV article is just a big troll. Stick with your stupid fad mashups.

WIN!

also funny how only 20 NARVs ruined your system

Crazy old hard drive spinning up for all the wins.

I changed my 4 to a 1 because you said NEDM is a NARV fad and I like NEDM. I'm probably a NARV.

widespread computer use + internet anonymity - maturity - pubic hair = narvs

Omg I was mentioned as critical. 5.

TheToad really shouldn't be there.. at all. Still 5 for the hard work

lol

lol

I dont upvote every site including a fad. And I make fad sites because I as a person am uninteresting and lazy... why think when someone else did it for you already? do I honestly care what a bunch of idiots who I have never met think of me? no... do I care if I ever make top 15? no... I just like to laugh... and find some of the people here to bee really funny.

classy

5

I don't call people narvs anymore. Mainly because Im tired of people arguing over elitism and popularity. Lets just go back to being funny ytmnd.

eh, NT-base Windows doesn't have that kind of BSOD.

Awesome, and you used the same windows desktop that I did with my cursor battle one. Very well made

Yes, yes, yes.

Total Annihilation.

CRITICAL ERROR: wrong BSOD. You used the one from the old 3.0, 95, 98 line.. when you're clearly running XP, which is NT based and uses a different BSOD. Gosh.

Wiki

Sad, but true.

SNAP! This was excellent

Yeah I know it's not the NT BSOD, but it's the classic one that everyone expects anyway...

I can't find the any key!

The end was depressing

1. Know why? Because YTMND is still funny. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!

5 for truthiness

Stop turning this place into a f*cking soapbox.

mastersitsu had an orgasm

NARVs are ruining YTMND

i'm sorta with S-O-M - dont just throw the word around to describe any user you think is ruining YTMND, thats dishonest, I dont want to see a massive "NARV list" like McCarthyism. Now the 'parasite' list however, can go on and on. users that steal famous heavily edited gifs from other users deserve their listing....

5 for risk assessments.

Brilliant!

That's brilliant. =)

Oh noes, lol, I'm a NARV. Even though I don't split downvote and a few of my YTMNDs are above 2. So go f*ck off, in my opinion.

The blue screen of death ruined it.

yes narv's suck, but this site does not help one bit

changing my vote to 3 just cuz

3, -2 for selfless promotion of other people.

Due to this error YTMND is no longer funny.

What is narv? OH wait, I am nart xD aajaahaha

what does NARV stand for?

I don't get it.

YTMND hasn't been funny since I've been here, have I missed something?

You whine about NARVs being a virus for YTMND, while using a mac. Macs are like a virus for the computing world. GTFO.

Wow, that was a retarded comment. Please leave the internet.

Well done!!! make sure you get that nasty Inkdrinker virus.

Anyone who downvotes this site should get insta-banned, as they are the downvoters.

NARV, because we're too good to say noob.

Funkydirt, you talk too much. Let sites speak for themselves and don't respond to every halfwit who makes a drive-by comment; it makes you look desperate for attention. (Almost everyone here is, but just don't show it.) Eh, also c*cks, NEDM, loved the hidden Peppers in the background, +5 for excellence, -1.14 for phase of the moon, -1 for typos... meh, no vote because I don't care.

Look at who's talking about letting sites that speak for themselves. Oh yeah, the guy with no sites.

Oh, the old "people who don't do it can't say anything about it" argument. BS - and what did I say about not responding to every halfwit? :-)

Picture + sound + text. The irony's showing!

here is my long forgoten NARV site.....http://unpopular.ytmnd.com/

You 2006ers just dont get it.

-1 for including Dallin. He has made some funny stuff.

Flawless. ^_^

anti downvoting is a fad.MEGAWOOT!1!!!1!!1

SWEET I'm STABLE!11

dohdohdohdohdohdohdohBOOH Nice one, d00d.

Who the hell put me on the Wiki. I may be a bottomfeeder, and useless at photoshop. Yet I don't vote like a NARV. Damnit. Hahaha. Favorite. Word.

critically hopeless ftw

Sigh.......

its funny because its true Welcome ^_^

I'm accepting of an all-around NARV genocide.

that wallpaper plz... XD... no more

i don't get it, but it's well done.

Why isnt this like 409234059825 stars?

God damnit im not a narv...i make mabye 2 ytmnds a week.

Together thats alot, but ive been here for two years. Besides, its a small fraction of the nearly 200 000 ytmnds out there.

Awesome.

Funny. I had to deal with a Narv once. It was one of those revenge downvoter Narvs.

Come to us.

skills +5

This is hillarious because I actually, for 1/9999 of a second, though the blue screen was real.

I especially like the program start-up sound effects.

I pressed any key and it did NOT continue! Your YTMND is broken!