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Site Title: Captain Poland and the Polendteers (VOTE 5)
Site Domain: Vote5Captainpoland.ytmnd.com
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NESer
Created on: 2006-08-24 04:46:07
Image Origin: Captain POLAND!
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Description: CAPTAIN POLAND AND THE POLENDTEERS WORK TO MAKE PEOPLE REMEMBER POLEND, YOU CAN BE A POLANDTEER TOO BY VOTING %5!
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2006-08-24 04:49:00
 
Hurts my ears :(
-2
 
2007-10-30 11:37:00
 
most unoriginal piece of sh*t ever... All you did was take a clip straight from a show probably off youtube and made it into a ytmnd
 
2008-04-26 01:51:41
 
hurts my noses
 
2009-02-14 14:29:32
 
Well, actually you forgot penis.
2006-08-24 04:54:00
 
Holy crap that was awesome.
+1
 
2007-09-03 15:41:28
 
damn dat waz kewl
2006-08-24 04:57:57
 
Like a straight A student in high school who discovers meth in college...this had so much potential.
-2
2006-08-24 05:01:48
 
Another reason to try to forget Poland.
-1
2006-08-24 05:07:29
 
This is a remake of mine, right?
-1
2006-08-24 05:11:28
 
Yes, 30% similarity.
2006-08-24 05:28:41
 
Awesome! I've been Polandized!
 
2007-08-08 11:05:46
 
If by "Polandized" you mean, "I somehow got herpes from watching this annoying YTMND", then yes, I got polandized.
-5
 
2007-08-23 17:31:49
 
^You got herpies,cuz you didnt vote 5, charry.
2006-08-24 09:36:27
 
if only ted turner put his efforts into something this worthwhile
2006-08-24 10:28:44
 
He's going to take pollution down to 30 seconds!
2006-08-24 10:54:39
 
Yeah boyee
2006-08-24 11:03:58
 
Wow, you actually succeeded in Polandizing what was already Poland
2006-08-24 11:19:31
 
555
2006-08-24 14:20:51
 
NARTMND
-1
2006-08-24 14:20:54
 
Win
+1
2006-08-24 14:21:06
 
JUST VOTE 5
+1
2006-08-24 14:21:07
 
that was AWESOME
+1
2006-08-24 14:21:19
 
Balance in all ratings; balance in all things.
-1
2006-08-24 14:24:06
 
VOAT %!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLYND!
+1
2006-08-24 17:47:13
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is too good.
+1
2006-08-29 06:55:50
 
MY ears xD
+1
2006-08-31 01:29:55
 
5
+1
2006-08-31 15:24:39
 
HAHAHAHA Holy sh*t I can't stop laughing!
+1
2006-08-31 22:54:23
 
oh my god, captain planet has a huge dick.
+2
2006-09-01 06:25:25
 
Square wave +Kirk +Kassius +Lex+Internets=A good laugh! :D
+1
2006-09-01 18:28:40
 
Need AegisReflector for 5.
+1
2006-09-01 23:12:45
 
Captain Planet, he's a hero, he'll bring my vote down to zero.
-3
 
2007-06-09 19:57:20
 
That was quite possibly the sh*ttiest respone ever.
 
2007-11-05 04:49:02
 
nah, pretty creative.
2006-09-03 03:18:28
 
that was sh*t, why does it have more than -1?!
-3
 
2008-03-04 07:00:28
 
That was awesome, why does it have less than +%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+1
2006-09-03 03:39:09
 
Because everyone who voted 5 remembered poland, and you didn't.
+1
2006-09-03 07:17:36
 
, KHAAAAN, KASSIUS, ROOONG, internets!
+1
2006-09-03 23:07:56
 
Go Poland!!
+1
2006-09-08 06:52:32
 
i have not laughed so hard for a while, and ive laughed pretty hard. LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
+1
2006-09-08 17:17:31
 
lol
+1
2006-09-09 21:10:14
 
-1
2006-09-09 21:38:50
 
you make poland jokes not funny :(, piggyforgotpoland.ytmnd.com
-2
2006-09-10 17:19:45
 
lol high frequencies
+1
2006-09-11 00:36:55
 
I never forget Poland.
+1
2006-09-17 00:35:35
 
i laughed so hard
+1
2006-09-19 14:45:20
 
5 for Kassius and general WTFness!
+1
2006-09-19 14:46:10
 
God damnit, I hit 4 by mistake and now it's not letting me change it.
+1
2006-09-19 19:06:59
 
Here you go.
+1
2006-09-20 14:18:02
 
Fixed!
+1
2006-09-22 19:27:07
 
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+1
2006-09-24 04:12:37
 
Ear rape
+1
2006-09-24 08:33:28
 
u get 5 but i want my hearing back
+1
2006-09-29 02:57:55
 
OMG
+1
2006-09-29 18:03:35
 
NEEDZ MOAR POLEND.
+1
2006-09-29 20:28:14
 
you forgot poland
2006-09-30 18:05:11
 
bit off sync but 5/5
2006-09-30 21:50:15
 
5'd because I actually laughed at that nonsense
2006-10-01 08:22:44
 
ahahah why is this so good?
2006-10-06 01:26:14
 
YOU REMEMBERED!
2006-10-06 09:25:11
 
Audio... hurt.
2006-10-09 22:51:28
 
!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE PHUCK!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 03:34:35
 
Lmao. Saving our 'EEEEEEE' is the thing to do! Worksafe too!
2006-10-11 15:01:07
 
i kept lolling on
2006-10-13 15:18:18
 
hahahahahahahaha i could not stop laughing the whole way through
2006-10-14 09:05:24
 
GO POLAND, I AM CAPTAIN FORGOT POLAND
2006-10-15 13:31:56
 
Had me in f*cking conniptions... Great work.
2006-10-15 14:13:44
 
Internets!
2006-10-17 11:28:48
 
Ow. My Ears.
-1
2006-10-18 07:06:51
 
D*n't v**e 4.9% Yo*u *ssh*l*e
2006-10-18 07:07:30
 
2006-10-18 10:27:25
 
Polend
2006-10-19 00:58:08
 
F*CKING EPIC
2006-10-19 23:55:28
 
CAPTAIN FORGOT POLAND.
2006-10-22 13:23:13
 
Riiiiiidge Raceeeer
2006-10-22 21:20:01
 
That was awesome.
2006-10-29 02:39:22
 
POLEEEEEEEND!!!
2006-10-29 03:59:01
 
ahahaahah
2006-11-01 19:46:41
 
voet 5!
2006-11-04 03:47:55
 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
2006-11-09 16:29:40
 
ear rape
-1
2006-11-10 07:25:07
 
oh f*ck THIS IS PEFRCECTION!!!!! xD
2006-11-19 08:13:49
 
AWESOME. JUST AWESOME!
2006-11-26 18:36:41
 
Screw Polend, they're not even a real planet anymore.
-1
2006-11-29 16:01:23
 
HOLY CRAP i forgot how awesome this was, laughed so hard
2006-11-29 23:52:38
 
What the hell were you thinking?
-2
2006-11-30 00:01:12
 
Obviously, I was thinking about poland, unlike you.
+2
2006-12-05 12:14:09
 
eargasm lol
2006-12-10 04:42:32
 
INTERNETS!!!!!!
2006-12-12 11:50:32
 
Damn good I took off my earbuds before watching this YTMND. Also, Internets + Khan ≠ Poland, but you still get 5.
2006-12-12 14:19:44
 
llol
2006-12-12 22:18:09
 
"because saving our EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is the thing to do!!!"
2006-12-16 23:14:47
 
yes it's legit value is promising. ^_^
2006-12-17 17:39:21
 
GO POLEND!
2006-12-21 20:46:00
 
nigers stoe me poland
2006-12-26 17:08:35
 
GRAND COOLISHUN
2006-12-27 01:18:47
 
2006-12-30 22:26:42
 
Begging for 5s gets a 1.
-1
2007-01-06 23:09:27
 
COOKIE 4 U! ^_^
2007-01-14 22:10:53
 
voat 5
2007-01-20 13:13:14
 
CLASSIC poland site
2007-01-23 21:01:01
 
555555555555555555555555555555. The power is BLWAWRGGHDHHDDHGDHGJHDHKLGKJHASDJGKKGHFAHDGHFDAHHSJKAHDJKGIHIOEWHNCHGDWUGH!
+1
2007-01-30 02:16:04
 
"You'll pay for this Captain Poland!"
+1
2007-02-05 17:33:03
 
bad guys that ilketo..&&%#%$&57777774POLEND>......VOAT#)SCCONDS []wave
+1
2007-02-17 23:58:13
 
THE POLAND IS YOURZ!!
+1
2007-02-20 16:31:35
 
best of vote 5.
2007-03-08 10:27:07
 
5 for awesome -1 for stupid ear bleed
2007-03-08 22:56:48
 
Dude I seriously f*cking hate sites THAT ARE F*CKING LOUD AS F*CK MO F*CKING F*CKA!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!f*g
-1
2007-03-08 23:16:18
 
Wow, aren't you a bright one?
+1
2007-03-10 10:07:16
 
That was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
2007-03-10 21:39:10
 
"the power is rgrgmremngemnrgemngemrngemngermngemn" -lol
+2
2007-03-13 04:11:26
 
holy dont jimmy me
2007-03-13 19:06:47
 
WOAJH
2007-03-15 15:16:29
 
5'd Captain planet, hurts my ears :(
2007-03-16 22:08:43
 
Captain Poland I presume?
2007-03-23 17:04:18
 
lol, coalition
2007-04-14 17:08:12
 
this isn't really funny
-1
2007-04-16 21:23:56
 
LOLOLO WAETCH ME VOAT 5 I REEMEMBURD POLEND LOLOLO NEDM FTW !!!1!11!
2007-05-02 22:19:43
 
:(?
2007-05-03 16:42:05
 
POLAND
2007-05-12 14:02:31
 
LOL
2007-07-26 09:53:57
 
It's PolEnd, with an E. Get it right.
-4
 
2007-07-26 13:19:29
 
I seriously want to shoot you for this comment.
+3
 
2007-07-26 15:35:10
 
F*GGAT!
-1
2007-08-06 01:18:28
 
and "poland" isn't regurgitated and highly unthoughtful material? funny, funny man
 
2007-08-06 01:23:23
 
Aw, look. He can't take a rightful vote very well. Your "Idea" of originality is taking crap from every dead corner of YTMND and mashing it together with more crap again and again, even re-using it by only changing a few small things. One thing you don't realize; satire, like this site, makes fun of fad whoring retards like you. Go cry more, and while you're at it, come up with something that doesn't involve mashing together every dead and overdone fad into a single site.
+1
2007-08-06 09:52:40
 
You can't even make a funny site, let alone one that doesn't sound/look like complete sh*t. So you try and make fun of stupid fads like polend, which is even worse that making them. You fail hard, let's see you make a real site.
 
2007-08-06 12:54:50
 
Oh, you're one to talk. I'd take any other user's word above yours. It's ironic how you say I can't make a funny site, when you somehow think yours are "Unique" and funny. I've already made plenty of sites that don't require recycling old crap like you do, take your own advice and quit calling on your friends to help.
-1
2007-08-06 10:43:54
 
BOOBOOBOOO
2007-08-06 10:58:42
 
This blew.
2007-08-06 13:35:29
 
Since when did I say my sites were unique? Dipsh*t. For me, YTMND is about making fun of sh*t, not being "unique" and special. I consider many of my sites funny, and apparently, so do a lot of other users. Show me one well made and funny site of yours that doesn't use a ytmnd fad and I will take back all that I've said. And what the hell do you mean by my calling on my "friends" to help, if your talking about IVIegadude and claris, whom I don't even know; they just think your site sucks like all the rest do
 
2007-08-06 13:38:13
 
"consider many of my sites funny, and apparently, so do a lot of other users." You and alot of stupid people come to this site, if there's one thing I learned, making a site that everyone craps themself over by appealing entirely to fads is atrocious. "Show me one well made and funny site of yours that doesn't use a ytmnd fad and I will take back all that I've said." Your definition of "Well made" is quite different then mine, I'd rather shoot myself instead of making something a fad whoring retard like you
-1
 
2007-08-06 13:38:56
 
Would enjoy. "And what the hell do you mean by my calling on my "friends" to help, if your talking about IVIegadude and claris, whom I don't even know; they just think your site sucks like all the rest do" You're both good at being stupid, and playing stupid.
-1
 
2007-08-06 13:41:44
 
Now quit wasting my time. If you want to continue this useless bout of e-drama, PM me.
-1
2007-08-06 13:53:28
 
Can't be bothered, let's just say i'm better and leave it at that.
-3
 
2007-08-06 13:55:39
 
Let's say this is bizarro world then, because I used to think fearcondom was the worst YTMNDer ever.
-1
 
2007-08-07 16:10:33
 
britzman, you are hands down one of the worst, most uncreative, yet thinks youre something special user on this site. you have serious creative deficiencies, and alll of your 'good sites' are fad-whoring pieces of sh*t that are completely forgettable and blend in with every other idiot like you's sites. you fail. NESer, thanks for providing this space for a rant, ill send you some cracker jacks in the mail
+3
2007-08-06 14:02:34
 
You couldn't even amount to fearcondoms sperm.
-2
 
2007-08-06 14:03:55
 
I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean.
 
2007-08-06 15:38:47
 
LOLOLOLOL WHAT A DUMBASS
 
2007-08-07 20:58:49
 
NESer takes a page from my playbook lolol
2007-08-06 16:10:50
 
It mean fearcondoms cum could make a better ytmnd, than any of yours combined.
-1
 
2007-08-06 16:12:22
 
...I'm still not even sure what that's supposed to mean.
+1
 
2007-08-07 07:00:14
 
He's clearly saying that, assuming spermatozoa originating from fearcondom's testicles could somehow use a mouse and keyboard to make a ytmnd.com website, it would be better than any of your ytmnd.com websites. I would have to agree, mostly because any website made by a group of single-celled organisms would be amazing just from a scientific standpoint, regardless of its content.
+3
2007-08-07 20:20:51
 
NES, stay the hell away from my sites if you don't like them, when you get over a 4 on one of yours you can tell me what to do. Until then, stfu.
-1
 
2007-08-07 20:24:33
 
Nah, I think I'll keep bringing proper judgment on them, despite how much you dislike it. But hey, if you stop fad whoring, and recycling crap, I'll give them higher scores.
+1
2007-08-07 20:29:59
 
You're ones mean nothing to me, just stop bitching all over my sites. If you hate fad whoring so much why don't you spend more time making good ytmnds and quit crying like a pussy.
-1
 
2007-08-07 20:32:17
 
Ouch. That hurt. If my downvotes didn't mean anything to you, you wouldn't have 1'd 20 of my sites, and come here to harass me. A single person's opinion and vote shouldn't mean this much to you, but for some reason it does. You're the one crying like a pussy over my opinion, don't like it? Too bad. Take your crap elsewhere, I'm tired of all this drama.
+1
2007-08-07 20:36:30
 
I never start crap with you, you always ramble about my sites in your boring comments, and wont quit. Ok, fine I like fads, whatever just one my sites and gtfo.
-1
 
2007-08-07 20:40:41
 
"I never start crap with you" Really? then what's a good explanation for your actions ever since I 1'd a few of your sites? You must think everyone is automatically entitled to like, and upvote them. Sorry, but that's not how it works. I'm providing my opinion. People are allowed to do that, whether you like it or not. If it pisses you off so much to see someone that's tired of recycled material telling you to do something new, then just ignore my comments and quit getting so upset over my single opinion.
+1
2007-08-07 20:43:09
 
I don't like them because it is tarnishing my train good comments, fives and favs.
-1
 
2007-08-07 20:46:07
 
Oh, yes. Everybody on YTMND has to love your YTMNDs, right? They apply to everyone? Hahah, funny. It's impossible to please everyone, and I know that for a fact. I'm not the only one that downvotes your fad-mash sites either, there are plenty of people that don't like it when someone just throws existing material together, again, and again, and again.
+1
2007-08-08 00:04:53
 
NESer you are a hypocritical, worthless piece of sh*t. You can't even make a f*cking real site, yet you bitch like the useless pussy you are about how much other people's suck. Here I've made this list to explain how much your sites suck, which proves what a goddamn dumbass you are: http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9373/neserisadumbassoc9.gif blue is a useless site (a blurry/flashing/character image with some ridiculously loud sound of somesort) red is an overused gif (the ones you won't shut the f*ck u
-1
 
2007-08-08 00:29:38
 
Hm.... didn't I just say before you have no right whatsoever to judge me, with how you whore everything out? But of course, You'll do whatever you can to try.
2007-08-08 00:06:47
 
p about) green = a decent but still pointless sight pink = unknown, but probably stolen black = nonexsistant do you now realize what a piece of worthless sh*t you are? good.
 
2007-08-08 00:27:26
 
Your criticism means nothing to me. Here I am, not even commenting on your new sites, or even voting on them. Yet, here you are... Why do you care about me, so much?
2007-08-08 00:25:12
 
I like how you call me a fad whore, but your not to late to jump on the (x?) whatever bandwagon, just because it is different.
 
2007-08-08 00:27:59
 
Take one guess at what (?x) is. Go ahead.
2007-08-08 00:33:45
 
Ugh. God dammit, every second I spend reading your hypocritical garbage, while you fail to realize what "Satire" is, my IQ drops a little more.
2007-08-08 00:51:08
 
exactly, it's satire, either that or complete sh*t, therefore you never make any of your own material.
 
2007-08-08 00:53:05
 
Satire is a remaking, or (If you pulled your head out of your ass) the introduction of new ideas to make fun of another. Of course you wouldn't understand that; your idea of a good site is simply taking ideas and thoughts used before, and putting them together constantly.
2007-08-08 01:02:00
 
last time i checked, making the same 50 sites over again playing poland at 3500hz with full bass isn't satire; it's just a bunch of sh*tty users spamming YTMND. by your loose definition, a lot of my sites could be considered "satire". Take my what is celebrex site; an introduction of a new idea (is celebrex right for you?) to another (what is love?!), there. finish. you know nothing.
 
2007-08-08 01:04:45
 
"Take my what is celebrex site; an introduction of a new idea (is celebrex right for you?) to another (what is love?!), there. finish. you know nothing." You've gotta be f*cking kidding me. Original? Neither of those ideas (What is love, celebrex) were made by you. Now, I can understand one alone. You simply put them together, like you do EVERYTHING on EVERY last one of your sites. Satire is making fun of something, people like you are often the targets of satire because they contribute nothing.
2007-08-08 01:03:25
 
At least when I do, it's usually well made and funny.
 
2007-08-08 01:06:48
 
Really? Give me a good example. You probably learned everything you did about satire from the originals, and claim it to be "Funnier" You claim EVERYTHING you do is "Better" and "Funnier" than all else, when it's an abomination, yet a jewel in your mind.
2007-08-08 01:06:27
 
you never said the idea had to be original
 
2007-08-08 01:07:52
 
I did, Quite a few damn times. I mostly criticized your lack of originality.
2007-08-08 01:07:24
 
again making the same 50 sites over again playing poland at 3500hz with full bass isn't satire, and isn't contributing sh*t
 
2007-08-08 01:08:45
 
And your sites are any different? No, they're worse. You just take ideas that have been used before, and COMBINE them with other ideas that have, yep. Bee used before.
2007-08-08 01:09:30
 
since when did I claim my sites were better than all else? I know I don't make superb ytmnds, I do know however, that they are more enjoyable than some stupid poland "satire" made over and over again.
 
2007-08-08 01:15:37
 
Okay, This is getting old. It's quite obvious you don't even know the definition of satire, or why I made those sites. Your idea of "Enjoyable" is recycled crap. My idea, of "Enjoyable" is making something loud and annoying to piss people off, while at the same time, getting off an often (yet hilariously) indirect point. And with that, You can keep groveling in this comment section. This, is pointless and I look like a huge retard, even if you're the one making ironic statements.
2007-08-08 01:10:30
 
ok talking over comments isn't working out all my replies are being put in front of a new response
 
2007-08-08 01:12:30
 
Because you don't know how to use the "Reply" button, right below your own comment to place a new response
+1
2007-08-08 01:11:51
 
Yes, but I do them in funny ways.
-1
 
2007-08-08 17:23:21
 
hello claris
-1
2007-08-08 02:26:59
 
how do i replied to comment
+2
2007-08-20 23:50:41
 
this is possibly the worst ytmnd i have ever seen.. Fail
-1
2007-09-02 10:23:32
 
this is possibly the best ytmnd i have ever seen.. Win
+1
2007-09-13 05:48:48
 
the king is happy
2007-09-21 18:54:35
 
Poland.
2007-09-22 10:49:53
 
5 to the power of SUPERGENIUS!
2007-10-07 20:32:52
 
5'd for the only poland site I laughed at.
2007-11-21 16:11:54
 
How do I forgot Poland?
2007-12-05 18:15:04
 
lol ear rape
2009-02-11 12:49:39
 
BECAUSE SAVING OUR *Square Wave* IS THE THING TO DO
2009-07-07 12:46:31
 
5