first

so you're telling us you're a biggot?

-6

FAU'd

Third ^^

FAU'D

Also, you're as ugly as I am, but you owned that e-meter.

FAU'D

that was awesome. i want to make a YTMND with my picture in it

oh hm

zazazazaza

qwerty

lol, scientology

this wouldnt be a 4.94 if you didnt make it :P

lmao@12000. What an idiot.

Damn, you should have pointed out to him the flaws of the E-meter and showed him examples of you influencing it

Win.

Jesus Christ

Also Fau'd

and by that i dont mean 'big name kissass' - i mean that you and scientology on YTMND are well linked. had this been any unknown user it'd do well but since its you against them again, people cheer your ongoing struggle.

im sure if any of them had seen/known that i made the unfunny truth...I'd have been thrown in a volcano.

The truth must be told. good work Smoothmedia

They strike again!

both wasted money for quackerycon!

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Good god, another top ytmnd? argh lol. well :/ still think made a good update to the original

Just because the cans don't work doesn't mean Scientology is all bad. I mean, where ELSE can you spend $12,000 to make your life better? Oh, ytmnd, right.

You look funny. :)

*appluads*

normally I think the horsedick thing is complete sh*t but I actually laughed at it here. Also c*cks

Economically Brilliant!

who's that scrawny loser in the picl ol hes cute

-1

That idiot should have never left Quebec... FRAPPE LES TOUCHES AU NOM DU CIEL!!! OUI... OUIIIIIIIIIII!!! C'EST TOI LE PATRON MAINTENANT, MAN!

-1

Horsedick

....he should have never left Quebec cuz there's 0 Scientology here.... well, never heard of em so far, lol. Also, horsedick

good job smooth....HORSEDICK

I can count to potato. lol, martin.

Max has to find a way to declare YTMND as a religion, and get people like him to throw money at us.

I will always love you smoothmedia, but please, CHANGE THE DAMN MUSIC.

Hahahaha

Super cool yo.

WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO IRREGULAR!?

surprise!: scientology is furthermore proven to be bullsh*t.

lol irregular? Maybe it's my "dumbo" ears.

5'd for horsedick

horsedick lol@

seen a peanut stand|And heard a rubber band|I seen a needle that winked it's eye|But I been done seen about everything|When I see a elephant fly!

That was funny

hey! you live in vancouver too! nice :) you need to make more of these scientology things, love em.

5'd and fav'd for horsedick.

Almost as good as burrito cat, but not quite.

Come back when you interview a n*gg* stealing a bike.

+2

anti climactic

love the brown coat.

Sweet! Also horsedick

4'd for "not may not". Otherwise a great YTMND.

I knew it was expensive, but damn!

hmmm e meter, interesting.

lol e-meter

He should convert to YTMNDenism.

Hey, smoothmedia. Wanna yiff?

horsedick lololol

woah looks to me like you got him to start doubting why he was a scientologist

HORSEDICK

n*gga stole my di, di, di, dianetics

Obbi is a scientologist.

Cool. Poor e-meter :(

HAHAHA. Dude you just OWNED him!

HORSEDICK

I like this better than Un-Funny. Maybe because you pwn Scientologist ass.

he doesnt owe as much as max does at least.

Neato... lol@last frame

You f*cked those scientologists. For that you get a Five.

smoothmedia does it again.

I wonder if this'll make him question his faith? Doubt it, but maybe...

also red eye

Take that Scientology

Pah, don't try and fool us into to believing that they're the evil ones. I can see your sinister red eyes.

Hahahaha. At least Martin wasn't a jerk, though.

saved by the horsedick at the end :P

first

Horsedick

His kind will probably kill him now :O

lol

Note to self-Find scientologists and mess with e-meters.

VICTORY!

Here, smooth: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0028631757/102-9612938-7604134?v=glance&n=283155 read that and do what it says, you look out of shape.

...

kickboxing? lol greenweed...

smoothmedia, you've done it again! Way to beat the e-meters, I don't think I'd have been able to get anywhere near them. Good stuff ;)

Hey, if a scientologist rams down your door and tries to rape you, you could effectively mount a counter offensive and rape him instead.

good work batman thanks to you the city is saved!

LAWLD! Way to go, dude. That poor guy just looks stupid.

he shoulda just made his own emeter with a balloon, surgical tape, and a load of horsesh*t

Smoothmedia is the awesome

Was going to four this...but 5 for horsedick.

you didnt put a shoe on his head like I did!

YEAH HORSEDICK!! WAY TO GO, SMOOTH.

Martin looks like a nice guy, we need to save him.

Ya..didnt wanna copy your shoe on head genius, plus that other guy did it too. I WISH I HAD A YTMND SHIRT THOUGH.

then again, i didnt really put a shoe on a human. more on their property.

I was really unprepared...had I known they'd be there I would have done some sort of added f*ggotry.

and yes, Martin is actually a very nice guy. I felt really bad for him..but he was so brainwashed it was scary. He tried to sell me Dianetics, and only let me leave when I promised to "check it out".

5 for owning scientology, and looking creepy/friendly at the same time. That is hard to pull off.

hahaha, smoothmedia, you funny *ss mofo.

You are a true "inveistigative joiurnalist"

+1

*hero*

informative, also canada

nice.

Martin had never heard of Xenu, so I gave him a brief outline of the story. He was surprised that I even knew what a Body Thetan was :P

wow. thats some jacket you're wearing. but man did you ever pwn that guy. well done. 273948 points for canada.

Thanks for keeping me entertained, which is after all, why I come here.

you fail, please try again ^_^

-1

Awesomeness. Do agree with Decoy-Octopus, though. Should have shown him how the cans worked. Could have gotten him out. *shrug*

1st

sexymofo is a scientologist

+1

5'd, especially for description

no

pwnd lol

4 for mocking scientology + 1 for pwning e-meter + Horse Dick = FAV'd

WIN

we already knew e-meters are bullsh*t, we already knew scientology demands a ton of money, we already knew ytmnders are funny-looking...

haha, nice way to sum it up!

Once again smooth, Above and beyond call of duty.

smoothmedia rocks!

hey that sounds familiar. i too am in debt for something thats completely crazy.

+4

awesome ♥

depressing. poor Martin.

-1 for horsedick

you are beautiful. and no, i'm not some creepy stalker so give it up everyone, i'm not stalking you. i need to go bomb this sh*t on someone.

aww max, at least you arent brainwashed

Amazing! Incredible! FAIL.. for using preloader when there's no sync.

you have some balls man.....poor Martin :(

Nice beard.

lol owned

I feel sorry for the guy.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

and everything I would like to be?

nice

Balance in all ratings; balance in all things.

Whoo! PNE!

They know your face now

rofl

so did you both have sex in the end??? with the horse?

-1 because I'm sick of this scientology fad.

what a tool

Please tell me you agnostified him

5'd. you ain't exactly a pretty guy though.

5 because smoothmedia is sexy.

6'd for horsedick.

"hey that sounds familiar. i too am in debt for something thats completely crazy."-max that's exactly what I thought of when I saw that Martin was $12,000 in debt

lol fix red eye

smooth, I could see you becoming one of the "yesmen" in the near future. Great reporting, also horsedick.

the horse dick got this from 4 to 5

this music blows and I just pity the guy. Poor bastard. Also, thats probably $12,000 canadian, right?

At least you TRIED to make it funny this time, but still. This isn't a YTMND. Please post it on a forum, or make a Flash or a PowerPoint. Making a YTMND with this much information is impractical both for you and for us.

yes... YES...

And before people say "u r a hypocrite b/c u made Cosby Bebop", I admit that that probably would've been better as a Flash, but it was a continuation of a YTMND fad so it seemed natural to put it here.

-1

this one is actually pretty funny

I think you're cute. xD

AWESOME

4d great, but you should of SOHd him D:

can you add some flying c*cks in the blackground you know to lighten the mood? but dont make it seem gay.

OWNED

Good Job Man. Nice Experiment. lol, debt

That coat looks rediculous.

now thats dedication

horsedick

I love these things. They are uberinformative. However, as I watch these things, I start to have more pity for Scientologists than hostility.

I'm a YTMND user who's 12,000 in debt, but I bought a car. It's a lot more useful than scientology.

Lol little giant

Good stuff.

Slide Show Mafia.

Also $12,000

Say hi top the Top Rated again.

Haha!PWNED

lol!! PNE FTW I wish I could make it over from Victoria to go this year. Too busy with work. Best part was the end (no, not horsedick)

Congratulations, you are now a bonafide inveistigative jouirnalist!

"Horse dick" is starting to grow on me. lol

WHY IS THERE A HORSE? i guess the oxy-clean guy needs something to clean. 5'd

not $12,000 in debt | $12,000 in debt

HORSEDICK!

Squeeze those cans.

YTMND is a site about creating the internet funny. The dumbass "OMFG CRUSADE AGAINST INTERENETZ EVIL" is f*cking up this site harder than any petty legal threats or theft could ever hope to imagein. People are so consumed with waging this raid or that, that they've become so f*cking stupid and standards have dropped SO low that sh*t f*cking video game cliches and multifad conglomorated bullsh*t is f*cking up the top 15.

Smoothmedia > Scientology

FTW FTW FTW gg

Very nice, Smooth. ^_^ I was giggling most of the way, but the "finale" made me crack up.

Well, when you disappear suddenly in the night, at least we'll know why.

Horse dick!

Great jorb pwnin that e-meter!

Also, horse dick. Nice.

wow

gg

$12,000 CDN - what's that, $199.95 USD?! Thanks folks, thank you, I'm here all week, thanks.

im not trying to be a douche, but seriously i am completely unintrested in these slide shows. i would probably give you a 3 or 4 cause its pretty cool but its just kind of annoying to see this on the top 5 for the 3rd time.

haha nice effort, funny stuff

Jealous! I've always wanted to take a stress test.

IDEA FOR MAX: charge thousands of dollars to reach OYTMND I where you learn the truth about Brian Peppers

that's sad. kudos to smooth for not totally shredding martin. he's a guy looking for meaning in his life and so far he's dug a $12k hole for himself in the process. his "friends" and "teachers" would bleed him dry and leave him for dead if they thought there was more money in it, or if marty wakes up and tries to walk away. i, for one, wish him well.

Nice.

5'd for horse dick. LMFAO!!!

I want to touch oyu. =*

Teehee, that made me feel warm and happy inside. Also, the revival of the dreaded horsedick fad at the end seals this 5.

oh for the win

Got bored halfway through.

How did he manage to say red words? That's a neat trick in scientology.

I have to give 5 just for the horsedick at the end.

Poor Martin :( F'ing Scientologists!

its not funny anymore resumbit overKILL

has to be the most honest and open scientologist i've ever heard of

LAAAAWLS for the horse dick at the end. XD XD 5'd for truth!

Sorry, this is just like your other ones. Please stop making these powerpoint slide show ytmnds.

to the victor go the bicycles

Also have to include this info isnt really anything new. We already know scientology takes money from people.

I'm sick of these stupid movies about scientology. Choke on a dick.

-1

keep it up

yaaaaaa

SQUEEZE TEH E-METUR

SAVE MARTIN

we win

Very nice work.

COMMENTING ON A WINNING YTMND

Yes! I went to that same booth at the PNE yesterday! When he told me to think of something stressful the reading didn’t change so he boosted the sensitivity until the dial went up and said: “see that’s what stress looks like.”

^^Then during the course of conversation he tried to explain how L. Ron Hubbard exposed the truth about the faultiness of psychology by telling how he demonstrated that electro shock therapy did not work. To which I replied “while it has been proven that ECT did more harm than good for treating schizophrenics, it is still used today with wide success and clinical acceptance for treating extreme cases of depression.”

^^And I went on to explain why it works, to which he replied “well our private research company found that…” So basically the “science” of scientology is obtained from companies funded by the church as opposed to legitimate scientific journals. I went in to my free stress test with the hope of making fun of the dude, when by the end of it, I just felt so sorry for the lot of them.

+4 for teh funny. -1 for not having him put shoe on head. +2 for horse dick.

That was awesome. Sixed for "horsedick" at the end---when I was just about to close the window.

LOL @ SCIENTOLOGY

lool

Your spin-off on your site is much better than my spin-off on your site. 5'd. torontoscientology.ytmnd.com.

nice

I love scientology

5'd way to own the scientologist brainwashee. I also feel kinda bad for him, but hey, nobody -forced- him to join. You gunna feel bad when he breaks into your house with piano wire and a knife and owns you Godfather style?

lol, e-meters are great

PWNAGE!! Haha, I never knew that about the stress meter things.

OWNED

lol, poor dumb 12k in debt schmuck. L Ron is laughing in hell at him.

You're lucky to be alive (if they had known it was you who had done The Unfunny Truth YTMND)

HORSE DICK

5'd for anti-Scientology. Also random Horsedick at the end.

Get the f*ck over yourself and shut up, too.

Holy sh*t dude I have that exact same jack you're wearing

I'm tired of these scientology ytmnds, but +4 for horsedick

Wow. Nice job with the e-meter!

5'ed just for finally knowing i look better than you.

I'm glad to see you were respectful towards your new Scientologist friend. A lot (if not most) YTMNDers would just have taken the opportunity to ridicule and harrass him; not the most constructive form of protest.

+3

Smoothmedia, you, as always, win.

HORSEDICK!

I cant believe I watched the whole thing.