f*ck you!

Ancient canard, easily refuted.

Not only is the sound highly annoying, you're using old and disproven "tests" like how the eye is so complex that it must be made by God (oversimplify much?) Here is the link if you actually care. http://atheism.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/ce/3/part8.html

Yeah, do you listen to any refutations ever, or do you just stick your fingers in your ears and yell?

f*ck you twice!

your questions are ridiculous, most things you said are completely irrevelent, and everything you said was absolutely biased and easily refuted, as said earlier. i used to be christian until i realized how dumb it was.

ok, where do i start? Sure, I agree we don't have ample knowledge to say "there is no god" but thats also goes for the statement "there is a god" And any evidence there is for a God in no way in evidence that Jesus is God or that Christianity is right. Agnosticism, ftw. I'll give you a 2 for the effort though.

dude, get yeady to die

1'd for trying to spread your religion.

Your argument is elegant, but I will 1 any political or evangelical YTMNDs. This is not a place for your petty arguments. BTW, I'm quite agnostic already thank you.

I am 100% sure that you suck. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True-believer_syndrome

burn in hell you atheist and jews youll all pay when you die

Could've been done better. Try using the mouse trap theory. Without one piece of a mouse trap, it doesn't work at all and the chances of it forming through evolution is impossible...and there are 8 pieces to this trap. For blood coagulation to have evolved, which requires hundreds of different chemicals at once, is impossible...just like the mouse trap.

Zariel, also ancient canard, easily refuted.

Well, normally I might be annoyed by an evangelical ytmnd. But since there are so many other ytmnds bitching about Christianity that are equally annoying, this is a great submission to balance the scale. Resume your ytmnd comment debate, retards.

Here's a quiz for you: are you a)a creepy religious nut, b)a sheep who still has an imaginary friend, c)under-educated & over-opinionated, or d) all of the above. And here's a bonus hint: THE ANSWER IS D!!!!

Atheism> Religion. You Failed.

you fail. you sponsor you're own site, it's too long, it insults anyone with half a brain, and you don't let in for other arguments. Atheism is a choice that people make. Do you see Atheists on the street openly imposting on people to become an Atheist? No, because most Atheists respect the choices of others. I find that a large amount of Christians feel compelled to impose their religion on others. How 'bout they let people think for themselves and drop it. You fail at controversy, good day.

peterguy, you are an atheist about 99.9 % of all gods that ever were written about, whether ancient Greek or Eypytian or the more known modern ones. Only a complete douchebag considers flaws of evolutionary theory to thus be proof of the Christian God.

I must applaud you for putting something like this on probably one of the cruelest websites on the internet. Also, DarkElf: STFU.

There is no god no stop using YTMND to spread the gospel! lol gospel

I Agree with Xerohour, And this site should be downvoted to... well.. HELL so that not another person has to watch this garbage.

This is religon created 5000 years ago by people that had no f***** how anything worked so they said god made it. If this was true why would there be so many religons? I have so much evidence there is no god. Want more you religous bitch? Just ask I can prove any part of your sh*tty bible wrong.

Go burn in your imaginary hell. F*****

ur a tard posting this on this site...evryone has there own opinions yes, but thru almost evry slide of this ytmnd i had an answer negating the one u expected to b correct but only one worth stating. how can u say there IS a god. is not saying there is a god an absolute statement as well? u have no real proof there is one

Your next question should be. How much of a f*ggot is peterguy? 1:A big one, 2:A big one, or 3: A big one

~fin~

Talk to Thomas Edison about religon and he would f*** up your bitchy christian mind.

You'd have to be pretty dumb to be SURE god doesn't exist

You're right. I'm converted. Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster! I am graced by your noodly appendage!

You know, I could spend time refuting this, but my intellect would be wasted on a moron such as yourself. Don't pray on my YTMND. I won't think in your church. One'd.

"If i dont do as god says i'm going to hell. Youare the messenger of god, and god tells you what he wants changed in the world."

Personally, I believe in God, but I believe that God is too great for one true religion.

As for the whole hell concept, it's one big contradiction. The Bible says that God loves you, but if you're bad or if you don't believe in Jesus, you'll go to hell. That's like having a mom or dad who loves you very much, yet if you don't eat your vegetables or clean your room, he/she will kill you. It's senseless.

+1

Also, personally, I believe in a God that loves you unconditionally. Giving God negative emotions such as anger, jealousy, avarice, and vengeance makes God seem weak and human.

Plus, I don't believe that it's fair that people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus have to go to hell, anyway. That's illogical, and it doesn't make any sense.

stop forcing your f*cking beliefs

Of course, most Christians will combat these arguments with Bible quotes, but they don't realize that there are 26 different versions of the Bible, and that the Bible has been altered too many times throughout history to be trusted. Besides the Bible, there's nothing else to prove that hell exists.

Adding to my previous post, most Christians will argue that the King James Bible is the only true Bible, even though the King James Bible wasn't published until Shakespeare's time.

lol at ollj! but seriously i thought this was joke at first...then i was like...OMG hes serious!!! i just felt sad then

lol

lol raged atheists

YTMND is not the place for religious discussion. You're intentions might be benevolent but an internet humor site is the right medium for this kind of subject matter.

I knew it was you just by the title.Take this sh*t to church.

Explain Coconuts. I didn't think so. When you figure out why you disbelieve all gods but one, you'll see why I believe in no gods at all.

ONE'D FOR SPRAEDING RELIGINS!1!!! *votes five on all atheism sites*

lack of proof is not proof. while no one can prove god does or does not exist, assuming "a creator" does exist because our intellect isn't capable of explaining the majority of the known universe or reality is just as absurd as saying there is no gold in china. also, this ytmnd is way too f*cking long and serious. go away.

ummm... okay look peterguy this religon was made thousands of years ago when people had no cule what anything was. You can't tell me you believe in the story of creation! It's so ridculous. For you people that only believe in the new testament, and not the old. Cut it out Jesus talked with Satan in the bible and Satan was included in creation. When he refused to bow down to Adam. (WTF? It dosen't make any sense) Peterguy why? why? stop being christian, stop hating homosexuals and non believers. Okay?

wow. that was just pure idiocy. because someone created a coke can, god exists. how about all the other foods that don't naturally fit into a human mouth, dipsh*t?

I was with you until you went off on Christianity being the only true path to God. Me? I believe in God, but I certainly don't believe in the shortsighted, self-righteous crap you're spewing. 2 for effort.

5'd just for balance

lol a lot of angst flying up in here. 5 for balance

Coca cola cans don't sexually reproduce, dumbass. The "complex things must have a creator" is not a valid argument against evolution. You're trying to use broken logic to justify beliefs you already had. Please stop.

+1

um, at the end you have "your going" instead of "you're going". Other than that I thought it was clever.

1'd for spreading such bullsh*t.

Awesome, loved it.

I've been watching YTMND for months without registering, but I actually registered just to downvote this YTMND. 1. Enjoy.

Well done, even though most of the arguments are easily refuted canards.

And by the way, bananas aren't naturally like that. They were selectively bred and then propagated by grafting. Once again, you fail.

although i applaud the effort displayed, you have resented erroneous information and malfunctioning logic. One'd.

you have strong evidence of a higher power (though i am still anatheist), but even if there is a god, there is no proof that the biblical interpretation of god is the true one. Oranges example fails: If you drop all those oranges they probable won't make rows, but there are billions of planets with no intelligent life. why? the oranges didn't line up for those billion, but it did for earth.

NOT FUNNY GET THE F*CK OFF YTMND AND STOP SPONSERING YOUR GAY SITES

5'd for a Christian YTMNDer, and for the lawls at everyone getting so pissed at something as simple as this.

XD at everyone getting angry. I'm an atheist but I agree something had to start life before natural selection started to take place. Look at how angry they are XD.

3 for being clever until you started quoting the bible.

you mentioned the banana defense = you lose

yay I worship an invisable man who lives in the sky who demands to be loved and damns and saves everyone and whos son is a bastered who came back from the dead (was a zombie) to save every one as long as they belived in this sh*t you poor tool this religon was made to control pepole in the midevel era.

1'd, because logic beats religion. EVERY TIME.

:|

lolol, ctrl + c and ctrl + v doesn't make you look smart, pal.

i'm with scott, probably needs more religions... 1'd for sponsering yourself as well...

oh snap

What's funny is how the gay sex ytmnd got all the fives while this one got all the ones. Just an easy observation.

Also one of my freinds in college (studying to be a historian) has found that hell was a place were they burend trash in jurusealem. In a typo in one of the first version of the bible a common belife occured that this was were souls were burend. In later versions of the bible (medievel time) they encorperated this in to better control the peasents from revolting against there horiable living conditions. and, nobody is going to change there ideas of big things over a ytmnd so pls stop trying

lol creationism!

great audio by the way

ispo is right about the bannana thing too dumbass

wow, there are a lot of angry people here. I guess the truth that we are not in control angers people. ATTN Atheists: Get off your high horses and LOOK AROUND! everything in nature points towards a maker.

Hehehe. I like all the negative comments. Who knew atheists were such angry people?

there is a place in hell for people like peterguy. ^_^

Being a smart man I will say this: I am sure there is a god of some form because it isn't possible otherwise. However, what form that god takes is not certain in any way/shape/form. thirdly you never read the bible, hell is destroied in revalation, no one burns according to chrisian faith.

you fail at brainwash

"I stole the text off of a pamphlet" Stealing isn't the Christian thing to do.

+1

way too long. boring and all such nonsense.

even max dissaproves

I'ts ignorent people like peterguy that make me ashamed to be christian.

i don't know what's worse, the music or your "points"

I still don't see why you can't believe in God and evolution at the same time, they don't seem mutually exclusive to me.

gravity, 2 atoms hit each other..then there gravitational force recruted 3..4...5...eventauly planets formed..and eventualy some form of heat sparked up life...so, you going to deny gravity? drop a knife 10 feet above your head

Very nice, I'm definitely going to use this. Ignore the haters, Jesus promised we'd be hated, after all.

M-M-M-MASSIVE FAIL: Coke and humans are different

not to mention how the bible contradicts itself and says all athiests and evil...im pretty sure a athiest discovered the first light bulb witch lead to the invention of the computer your on

Suck my Panthiest Athiest balls. Evolution occurs do to COMPLEX LIVING ORGANISMS having RANDOM GENETIC MUTATION which is spread to the population if it better suits the environment. Trying to justify the existance of something by saying "there isnt enough knowledge yet" is mute, because you still cant prove it! You cant say something exists because you cant disprove it!

1'd for loaded questions

Made by peterguy

Sponsoring your own ytmnd doesn't make it any good. Sure it seems like you put a lot of work into it it seems. But you make an arguement so I have to judge on the argument. The coca cola can is shaped as it is because humans made it. God made the aluminum and we had to look for it, mine it(Actually I have no idea how we get aluminum) take the raw aluminum and shape it into a can that hey! holy sh*t, something we made is perfect for our use! Praise the lord!

You know whats funny about conservative christians trying to use science to "prove" there is a god? They do it all wrong. Scientist use facts and try to find a supporting conclusion. The blind religious use conclusions and try to find supporting fact.

I'm giving you a 5 just for having the balls to put this up here. I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if someone put up a pro-Scientology pamphlet on YTMND!

That all said, I'll admit the entire message of Christianity is unappealing to me. If people are too sinful to go to heaven, then they don't *deserve* to go to heaven and shouldn't, regardless if they believe in Christ or not.

Fails at logic.

God allowed me to downvote this site!

Nice

Nobody can be sure of ANYTHING, its about belief, you pick an explanation and go with it, we do this all the time. I consider myself an atheist because I think its failry obvious that all religion is created by man to make life easier, and not because its true, the lack of evidence of religeon and the fear of death in man point to this. I could just as easily tell someone that I was God and offer no evidence. I dont consider myself agnostic because even though I cant know for sure, Im all but sure.

You're an idiot.

I'll be damned if there is a God.

I may not be able to prove there's not god, but you can't prove there is, nor can you prove your little book is truely his word (which it isn't)

heh funny that half the people are like "TEH MOOSIK SUKS" when it's from mario paint, and in any other ytmnd would probably get 5's for it. open your eyes a little.

Do you know of any god that didn't have a creator? Yes / No

you make a good point about gold in china but that point would imply that the burden of proof is on you to prove that there is a god. Otherwise I could also make the same claim about a flying spagetti monster.

I gots a few things to say to the whole idea of creationism and evolutionism. First of all, yes, the odds are very slim we'd be created by pure chance. About as slim as we'd be created in some other way to suit the universe's conditions. It's not merely a "Oh, this happened by pure chance" more of a "This sequence happened which lead to the outcome". We can look at it this way, lay out a deck of cards, seperated into 2 choices each, making it seem like a tree, having a piece of string connect to another---