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| Site Title: | Message to a computer thief... (*updated speed) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | compaqthief.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | DrDeath2000 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-09-01 22:23:49 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | me | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Chopin - Nocturne in c-sharp | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Someone stole an old computer out of my car while I was getting gas. (updated speed, a little bit faster but not much as to keep the slow readers happy) | ||||||||||
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| How somber. | ||||||
| Good sports always get 5's in my book. ~Peace~ | ||||||
| very slow moving but i enjoyed it. | ||||||
| LMAO | ||||||
| this music made me sad, I need to make an emo site | ||||||
| fake |
-1 | |||||
| 5 if you speed it up. | ||||||
| it mae me fell all warm inside | ||||||
| Strangely enough, a stranger sold me an old computer while I was at the gas station... | ||||||
| *sighs* I feel for you. =( | ||||||
| I actually did have this going at a faster rate, but if I put that up, the slow kids would complain. And, no, this is not fake. It was a 9 year old trash computer that hadn't been turned on in like 6 years or so. | ||||||
| Only 64-bit? I pity you (and him). | ||||||
| N*gg* stole your comp |
-1 | |||||
| please help me!
http://givemefivestars.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| lol, someone stole your boat anchor. The horror! | ||||||
| I love the black and white part rofl | ||||||
| lol, I am from lancaster and know exactly where that is. Bunch of hoods in that neighborhood. They prob had no idea what it was and just saw "computer" | ||||||
| you bought a compaq | ||||||
| incredibly slow. please make it a little faster and you will get a five | ||||||
| increased speed slightly, sorry slow readers but it is now going at a normal rate. | ||||||
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| Quite funny. | ||||||
| f*ckin hilarious
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| BY GOOD TIMES, DO YOU MEAN MASTERBATING TO INTERNET PORN? | ||||||
| 2 for "comming" | ||||||
| http://blackcompaq.ytmnd.com/
fatality | ||||||
| dude.. i live in centreville (VA)... by the safeway/giant super markets, near westfield high school; close to sully station where there was a recent shooting and killing of a cop. we talking about the same centreville? your compaq will be in my thoughts, peace be upon it. | ||||||
| pwned | ||||||
| thats wierd. the town i live in is centerville. what state were you in? | ||||||
| I can relate to this story. so 5! | ||||||
| Centerville, Ohio south of Dayton. If you are from around there, it was the Shell station on the intersection of 741 and 725 next to the awful waffle. | ||||||
| comming | ||||||
| That took wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long. lol retarded thieves. | ||||||
| People on this planet will swallow anything. | ||||||
| stupid criminals for the win | ||||||
| N*gga stole my Paperweight | ||||||
| I enjoyed this. | ||||||
| 5 | ||||||
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| hey, your old computer only does 800x600 max resolution so I cant see the text without scrolling heehee
:) | ||||||
| Not only can I relate, but I laughed quite a bit. Very unique, thanks. | ||||||
| What a waste. | ||||||
| you kick ass, great story | ||||||
| Another 741 with a centerville? Man...
I used to live one block from the Centerville/741 exit in Lancaster PA. but I just moved.
However, great story. Total 5. | ||||||
| Slow readers can f*ck themselves. Speed that up. | ||||||
| n*gg* stole my windows 95 compaq | ||||||
| Dumb people lose..again. | ||||||
| i really liked this
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| Venting & taunting. What else is the Internet really good for? | ||||||
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| I love this. True irony is almost always fun. =) | ||||||
| robbery can be tough on all of us. glad to know he'll get whats coming to him when his house explodes from mouse turd blockage. | ||||||
| check ebay for it... | ||||||
| "64-bit" graphics card? | ||||||
| go you for being the bigger man. now the fun thing to do (and the natural ytmnd'er wayr) is to assume the theif was black. N*gga stole my comp! | ||||||
| he stole that guy's Presario! | ||||||
| Usually I don't like sites that are at all personal, but this one had me laughing more than a lot of sites. | ||||||
| ... I don't think he'll ever get that computer working. | ||||||
| owned imo | ||||||
| roofles! | ||||||
| Flopsy: Yeah they had 64 bit graphics chips back then. I have enough problems with people saying "Your laptop had a 3d card?" when I explain my laptop has a 3d chipset. | ||||||
| fυck that fυcking fυcker | ||||||
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this ytmnd is full of half truths and misinformation. | ||||||
| lol, he got roflpwnt | ||||||
| You're probably lying, but I found it funny anyway. | ||||||
| lol, less stress!!! | ||||||
| As a resident of Kettering (near Centerville all you outsiders, you) I'd think that it was probably taken by a bunch of 'thug' psuedo-yuppie kids trying to show just how 'thug' and 'tough' they are by stealing out of an empty car. They'll probably just smash it to peices and chuckle while slamming wine coolers, because they're so 'thug'. Damn upper-middle class, W.A.S.P gang-bangers. Or maybe I just somehow attract 'gangsta' morons. | ||||||
| Does this mean that the comp didn't have any important personal info left on it? | ||||||
| Nice. | ||||||
| Felt like blowing steam, eh? | ||||||
| I | ||||||
| Does My Greatness Bother You? | ||||||
| He most likely stole it so he could sell it. Good luck selling that to anyone. $20 maybe? | ||||||
| Maybe he will keep it and put Linux on it. That's what I did with my Compaq Presario from 1999. Xubuntu rules. | ||||||
| I worked at the Red Lobster just down the street from that intersection...I guess my old Packard Bell isn't as safe as I thought :(.
Dayton Mall FTW | ||||||
| Im sorry for your loss | ||||||
| Is the "awful waffle" a waffle restaurant, and if so why did they pick such a dumbass name? | ||||||
| ^I'm guessing that you live where there are no Waffle Houses | ||||||
| You guys call waffle house, "awful waffles?" | ||||||
| what, you don't? | ||||||
| CARE | ||||||
| Sorry about that.. I slipped and I accidentally stole it. | ||||||
| Seconding the Centerville wannabe thugs. ... Dayton checking in. | ||||||
| cute | ||||||
| :( | ||||||
| lols, they probably sold it for crack | ||||||
| keep the computer? it was worth 1200 in the first place. report him. catch him. sue him. get 1200 $. done. | ||||||
| Report it stolen, sue the thief, get $1200, buy a new laptop. We got at least 5 kinds of waffle houses here.. | ||||||
| "You showed up just in the time for the waffles!" | ||||||
| lol, random | ||||||
| Your Car Windows still f*cked :P | ||||||
| lol poor bastard | ||||||
| i stole your computer | ||||||
| "comming"? I didn't know it was possible to com! | ||||||
| You're letting him own a Compaq? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. | ||||||
| THIEF PWNED by his own technological prowess (or lack thereof!) | ||||||
| lol, it'll still take that thief an hour to read this! | ||||||
| comming | ||||||
| lol + I really doubt it would even get to this site. Well in any amount of time that could be considered reasonable. | ||||||
| so sad :( | ||||||
| lol pointless? | ||||||
| Pure genius | ||||||
| Ha ha! He stole your trash. | ||||||
| N*gg* stole your PC! | ||||||
| fake | ||||||
| 5'd | ||||||
| You got it on November 16th? That's my birthday. | ||||||
| computer theieves need to burn in hell :( Funny though, I recently chucked a machine with similar specs - made a nice satisfying crash at the bottom of the skip | ||||||
| 5'd for the rat turd line. HAH | ||||||
| 5'd for chopin. | ||||||
| I lol'd, guyse. | ||||||
| bwahahahahah, owned | ||||||
| omg them crazy n*gg*s! | ||||||
| F*ck, that makes me want to cry. D: | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| Sorry, but I dont really see the point in this. So what you got your computer stolen. Call the police rather then making a ytmnd about it. |
-1 | |||||
| wow... pwned | ||||||
| Clever. | ||||||
| so sad | ||||||
| Nice music choice, buddy. | ||||||
| Old computers > New computers | ||||||
| Centerville, Ohio. I have a friend who lives there. | ||||||
| Uh oh, the site has multiple frames. Your computer is doomed. | ||||||
| I'm sure whoever stole your computer is going to come check ytmnd about it. You know they just pawned it for drug money | ||||||
| N*gg* stole your box of rat turds. | ||||||
| Someone stole a piece of garbage from you. That must hurt. | ||||||
| You are a generous and forgiving man. | ||||||
| MarcusTheMartin::: N*gga stole my Paperweight_____ BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA | ||||||
| stop being such a *ss about a nearly 9 years old computer | ||||||
| Funny. | ||||||
| What a helpful thief! He saved you having to take the computer to the dump! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| Huber Heights here. I feel for ya. Had a car I was working on parked on the street, and some kids stole the cheap@ss CD player in it. Seems like we've all experienced some thievery here in good ol' Ohio. | ||||||
| 5 for chopin | ||||||
| Thank you, I enjoyed that. | ||||||
| Lol pwnt.
Hey, which Nocturne? | ||||||
| FAU'd | ||||||
| xD owned. | ||||||
| lol, componets I don't understand and information I don't give two craps about. 3'd for a good story. | ||||||
| I feel sorry for the guy that ends up with that computer.. lol. you should have reported it so that you can collect insurance and buy yourself a new computer.. ha | ||||||
| Slideshow. | ||||||
| lawl, good story. | ||||||
| A very nice site. | ||||||
| I cried | ||||||
| A) Lock your car dipsh*t B) Nobody's impressed by your barely old computer | ||||||
| lol 200mHz :P | ||||||
| Hahaha :) | ||||||
| Good story, bad unnecessary preloader. | ||||||
| pwn'd | ||||||
| Flawless. ^_^ | ||||||
| How bittersweet. Easy 5 for the Chopin piece also. :) | ||||||
| I lock my car | ||||||
| From Centerville... just drove past that gas station 2 days ago. | ||||||
| Sjfkzdg | ||||||
| 5'd for Frédéric-f*cking-Chopin. ^.~ | ||||||
| awful waffle lmfao | ||||||
| Lol trashy people | ||||||
| they must have been pissed when they found out it was a sh*t computer | ||||||
| Why NWS though? | ||||||
| Needs NEDM | ||||||
| 1 for "comming" | ||||||
| I had a compaq too. I also made a ytmnd of it | ||||||
| lol, 1997 | ||||||
| I admit that my cousin stole your computer. He brought it home, and we stripped it together. I found the D3D card, and broke it in half. I'm sorry, but I don't think he'll be returning it. I don't even think you want it back. | ||||||
| Owned. Retarded thieves. | ||||||
| i feel sorry now, do you want it back? | ||||||
| sad | ||||||
| Haha, oh man, if the guy saw this he'd be kicking himself for ages | ||||||
| lol @ "Needs NEDM" | ||||||
| Centerville, OH? Sounds like something some tard from Ohio would do. | ||||||
| what kind of rig r u using in its place? | ||||||
| 5'd for chopin. | ||||||
| PWNT | ||||||
| :'( | ||||||
| your calm and collection is an inspiration to us all. | ||||||
| I AM DOWNLOADING SCAT PORN WITH YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW. | ||||||
| Lol. It's the little things like these that make life worth spoofing. | ||||||
| I care even less than before I read it. | ||||||
| 5 for living 6 minutes up the road from me | ||||||
| Pfft Compaq. Old *ss Packard Bells are where the moneys at. | ||||||
| assuming your not pulling sh*t out of your *ss for no reason, who cares? No, Seriously; not only are you making a YTMND about absolute pointless bullsh*t, but you presented it in the most uncreative, boring, and pointless formats possible. | ||||||
| Hey i had one of those computers =) | ||||||
| Rofl | ||||||
| n*gg* stole my compaq! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| He'll be downloading P0rN at an amazing speed now! Gogogo junk-stealer! | ||||||
| Hey, Dr. Death: I live like 5-10 minutes from Centerville, OH. Telling the truth = 5. Nice music selection. | ||||||
| cause and effect ftw | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| 5, nuff said | ||||||
| Lol, mouse turds. | ||||||
| Alright story, not a ytmnd. | ||||||
| To answer a few questions, music is Chopin's Nocturne in C-sharp minor (1830), That old Compaq was nothing but a word processor that I played Doom 2, it was replaced back in 99 by a home built and I am on the 8th or 9th incarnation of that computer. I really don't care if you believe my story, I thought it was quite amusing when I discovered the computer gone. Also, yes, I never claimed to be spelling bee champion, so, "comming" :P | ||||||
| well the money the theif will get from selling the laptop will now fund terrorism. So cut the f*cking sarcasm. | ||||||
| No use. That welfare baby either a)is illiterate and won't understand what you're saying, b)has no clue how to plug in your computer or how to get online, or c)both. | ||||||
| Well, on the bright side, you didn't have to finish taking it to the recycling facility. Now he'll have to when he realizes it is a POS. | ||||||
| Tragic. | ||||||
| Awwww | ||||||
| uhhh you put it in black and white to lessen the stress on the crapshot computer yet you still used the flash sync? -1 | ||||||
| All kinds of win. | ||||||
| Thief got pwnt. | ||||||
| I bet some red-neck f*ck stole it. "Lookee heere, John.. one of dem com-puut-ters..." | ||||||
| i cry'd | ||||||
| The speed is much better now. W00t. | ||||||
| You handled that with such class that you get a 5 for your supreme level of cool-headedness | ||||||
| LOL, are you f*cking serious? | ||||||
| Yay for good will! | ||||||
| Boring, no one cares about your crappy computer | ||||||
| Owned. | ||||||
| 5'd'd | ||||||
| That was wonderful. | ||||||
| He's going to be disappointed that he won't get enough cash for crack when he sells it. | ||||||
| Always backup your stuff... ;-D | ||||||
| i remember having a compaq presario once... i remember trying to install a new cd drive, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe it was like trying to break into fort knox who the f*ck designed those things and have they been executed yet? | ||||||
| LOL owned | ||||||
| lol owned | ||||||
| God, thieves are annoying sometimes, but at least they didn't get anything you particularly needed. Nice. | ||||||
| centerville as in the one on cape cod? | ||||||
| i didnt read woops nvm lol | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I would expect someone from Centerville to do that. Dayton, Represent. | ||||||
| lol, centerville | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I actually know where you had that computer stolen from. It was kinda in a high traffic area. SAd really. | ||||||
| One of the most boring ytmnd's I've seen. | ||||||
| Compaq - he got what he deserves. | ||||||
| Get the gas station security camera tape. Then make a site on that. | ||||||
| N*gg* stole my Compaq! | ||||||
| :'( | ||||||
| Haha owned | ||||||
| Nice. Owned | ||||||
| Perfect spelling, punctuation, grammar; good choice of music, and wonderful use of irony. A slideshow beyond compare. | ||||||
| 1.2k, you got ripped. :P | ||||||
| ROFL Awful Waffle. | ||||||
| @ Shiratski - wrong, go here http://www.chopin.pl/dzielo/opusy_en.html, Nocturne C sharp Minor (Lento con gran espressione), 1830 is by Chopin. Plus, I don't listen to much of Beethoven's work. I listen to a lot of Chopin and Mozart. | ||||||
| lol you lived in Mtn. Home. | ||||||
| loo | ||||||
| XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD | ||||||
| yes | ||||||
| ;_; | ||||||
