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Site Title: Even the Blind Nigga Stole My Bike
Site Domain: hecantsee.ytmnd.com
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DZK
Created on: 2006-09-07 17:46:54
Image Origin: CBS
Sound Origin: Warbux - Gooniez Instrumental
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Description: Blind N*gg* Robs You Blind.. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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2006-09-07 17:48:55
 
Oh no.... AND YES
2006-09-07 17:49:10
 
Sound FTW
2006-09-07 17:49:15
 
YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! MINE ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SH*T!!! http://www.ytmnd.com/users/BIGDICK/
2006-09-07 17:51:12
 
Nice f*cking edits. 5.
2006-09-07 17:52:01
 
oh Sh*t..5'star.
2006-09-07 17:52:41
 
Wow, stank pussy. XD
2006-09-07 17:54:04
 
link to news please? But 5'd just because you are DZK.
2006-09-07 17:55:54
 
there are at least 9 edits
2006-09-07 17:58:56
 
nice edit. even if this was crap i'd 5 it. i listen to your raps a lot
2006-09-07 18:07:48
 
Nice edit but I did see that CBS story and It's pretty f*cked up to make fun of someone who's blind and then add a racist comment like that.
2006-09-07 18:09:56
 
Stank Pussy.
2006-09-07 18:10:17
 
lmao, great
2006-09-07 18:10:27
 
f*cking n*gg*rs.
2006-09-07 18:12:00
 
Hahahahahaha.
2006-09-07 18:12:28
 
5
2006-09-07 18:13:46
 
rofl so funny
2006-09-07 18:14:14
 
wtf @ me just noticing Jordi got the "Blind Face" down accurate as f*ck... he is making the exact same face as that kid - that's good acting - he studied that, I bet
2006-09-07 18:14:46
 
LOL I just noticed that
2006-09-07 18:16:07
 
staaaaaank pussssssy
2006-09-07 18:24:03
 
5 For the Way he's got the face facial expression and blindness as Data next to him. Data is Blind N*gg*!
2006-09-07 18:29:14
 
Nice Music!
2006-09-07 18:29:42
 
OH.. F*CK
2006-09-07 18:33:34
 
that kid is amazing, I'd let him steal my bike
2006-09-07 18:33:49
 
not all black people are n*****s. +5 for hilariousness, -2 for a lil too much racism.
2006-09-07 18:38:24
 
That song is amazing!
2006-09-07 18:55:41
 
"I can smell the stank pussy." XD Got a link?
2006-09-07 18:57:58
 
"How the hell am I gonna stear a bike with my nose!?"
2006-09-07 19:06:27
 
ripe with racism!
2006-09-07 19:07:37
 
5 for stank pussy.
2006-09-07 19:20:00
 
"African Brothers" lol
2006-09-07 19:22:15
 
Yup, DZK wins the internets.
2006-09-07 19:23:20
 
ftw.
2006-09-07 19:30:43
 
5
2006-09-07 19:32:05
 
I can smell the stank pussy.
2006-09-07 19:34:09
 
STANK *SS PUSSY!
2006-09-07 19:34:53
 
5ing just for goonies.
2006-09-07 19:46:50
 
Mildly racist, and probably fake since I don't how he could be playing video games on a screen without dimensions.
2006-09-07 19:48:42
 
Racism is what holds this country toghether
2006-09-07 19:50:56
 
16 hours long to be taught by georgi.. hahahha
2006-09-07 19:54:51
 
what it do, deezee?
2006-09-07 20:01:39
 
Very subtle stuff. I like it. 5'd
2006-09-07 20:02:28
 
I... don't... even... know...
2006-09-07 20:03:55
 
His mother's name is Aquanetta??
2006-09-07 20:14:58
 
Wow all you nerds need to kill yourselves, if you think making fun of blind people, especially blind kids, is funny, you should just quit life. Bastards.
2006-09-07 20:15:05
 
DZK you f*ckin own lol. 5 for Jordy and Goonies music.
2006-09-07 20:25:58
 
OMG YOU SUCKS. DIS IS TOOTLY PHOTOSOOPHED. NO WAIT UR DUMB U USED MS PAINT LOLOL JK YOU WINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-07 20:29:26
 
half truths and misinformation.
2006-09-07 20:39:38
 
wow fake news sure is hilarious
2006-09-07 20:42:55
 
Hahaha.. "I can smell the stank pussy".
2006-09-07 20:52:13
 
HAHA, clicking sounds..
2006-09-07 21:05:42
 
=(
2006-09-07 21:17:53
 
It's just generic racist crap like I see all over ytmnd, but at least you took time to edit it.
2006-09-07 22:11:22
 
OMG DZK WINS AGAIN!! so f*cking funny
2006-09-07 22:50:53
 
LOLLL! 4 a second i thought it was realy, but then I was like...wait a second! Nice editing...this is HILLARIOUS!!!!
2006-09-08 05:18:23
 
I listened to it for about 10 seconds and didnt hear any DZK vocals +1 star.
2006-09-08 12:14:47
 
*sigh*
2006-09-08 15:24:22
 
Felicitaciones, ¡Señor! ¡Usted tiene éxito! :D
2006-09-08 16:15:33
 
i was about to read this thinking it was a dercreep site but you are a f*g
2006-09-08 16:29:14
 
lol then that's when he punched me square in the jaw. how'd you know where I was?
2006-09-08 16:54:10
 
can't be real, they wouldn't publish "i can smell they stank pussy"
2006-09-08 16:57:11
 
Vector (A.K.A. Vector1337) is a Communist from Belgium who wants to spread communism around YTMND. He upvotes all sites involving Communism (positively) and downvotes the sites that are hate towards communism. His sites are rated more than 2.00, and is a very nice guy that likes to share ideas with his buddy's. Vector's I.Q. is very high, and he doesn't like dumb people, even if it's not their fault they're dumb. His average voting is 4.33, and he voted on 5465 sites.
2006-09-08 17:03:03
 
LOL fake but so damn funny DZK is hero
2006-09-08 17:03:15
 
yeah gw.......n*gg*rs stealing bikes.....
2006-09-08 17:04:42
 
That cannot be real LOL.
2006-09-08 17:06:38
 
uberRacism = lol?
2006-09-08 17:07:46
 
Okay so its sad that the kid cant see cause he got eye cancer. But why does he have to be such a wanker.
2006-09-08 17:08:35
 
Oh its photoshop'd my mistake. You get a 1 for your lies.
2006-09-08 17:10:08
 
lol
2006-09-08 17:19:14
 
Stank pussy
2006-09-08 17:27:59
 
dumb as hell, i hope the poor fellow doesnt see this sh*t.
2006-09-08 18:09:13
 
Great Music.
2006-09-08 18:24:02
 
n*gg*s stealing bikes: still totally edgy
2006-09-08 18:31:07
 
"With the help of fictional Star Trek character, Geordi Laforge, Ben learns to spell 'echolocation' despite being African American" 16 hours long? damn
2006-09-08 18:34:34
 
5 anyway, favourite for the white eyes being racist
2006-09-08 20:09:50
 
"Wow all you nerds need to kill yourselves, if you think making fun of blind people, especially blind kids, is funny, you should just quit life. Bastards." bt-Lyger is Mr. Sensitivity. Take that sh*t elsewhere, f*ckhead... this is a comedy site.
2006-09-08 20:23:11
 
too fake and unfun-illy racist for me to enjoy
2006-09-08 20:30:15
 
"I can smell a stank pussy" = not funny
2006-09-08 20:50:23
 
sh*t
2006-09-08 20:58:36
 
This is the my fav ytmnd out there XD no joke
2006-09-09 11:19:39
 
haha...
2006-09-09 15:47:03
 
Pretty lame...
2006-09-09 16:35:54
 
a 3, but 4'd for DZK.
2006-09-09 16:41:11
 
Also, +5 for the 16-hour "echolocation" part.
2006-09-09 16:52:27
 
The last names don't match... Weird.
2006-09-09 17:20:56
 
LOL that's gotta be fake
2006-09-09 17:22:54
 
Racism!!! WOOOO
2006-09-09 17:24:11
 
2006-09-09 17:25:38
 
Yes, because making fun of blind people is funny. You need to to be shot 48 times in the face
2006-09-09 17:32:45
 
I thought it was real at first. =(
2006-09-09 17:32:51
 
5'd for his ability to smell stank pussy.
2006-09-09 17:39:52
 
This is really bad even for you
2006-09-09 17:45:43
 
STTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
2006-09-09 17:56:01
 
a stroke of Genius indeed YARGH
2006-09-09 18:10:29
 
Thanks for the instrumental
2006-09-09 18:11:30
 
lol... nice edits, d00d
2006-09-09 18:15:25
 
that's racist!
2006-09-09 18:16:55
 
I just watched the video and that sh*t is scary as hell. F*cking. Dolphin Boy
2006-09-09 18:28:14
 
2006-09-09 18:29:30
 
+5 for "stank", -1 for misspelling "Geordi".
2006-09-09 18:43:08
 
"despite being african american" ahahahahahahaha 1'd
2006-09-09 19:29:06
 
omg there is so much funny on that page it is amazing.
2006-09-09 19:41:09
 
This is the last time I am going to f*cking say this. If you are going to edit a news article, do it in the same style as the article, and use proper grammar. And for god's sake, make sure at least the font is the same. Parody is not funny unless done well: in fact, it's excruciating when done bad. Congrats, here's your one.
2006-09-09 20:02:24
 
Just so you know, I'm voting just to get this thing off the up and coming. Its been here too long. =/
2006-09-09 20:03:16
 
omg...5 for his quotes.....im not racist but he is a perfect example of the word, in colloquial usage, of a "n*gg*r", good editing job, boyo
2006-09-09 20:36:22
 
I thought this was REAL til i read the "stank pussy" part. omg this isnt racist its just funny as hell
2006-09-09 20:38:30
 
Horribly horribly horribly racist? yes. Funny? ...also yes.
2006-09-09 20:48:44
 
lol, good old DZK
2006-09-14 17:04:47
 
OMG YOU ARE RACIST BECAUSE YOU SAID N*GG* EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE SAY N*GG* ALL THE TIME ON YTMND AND IT'S IN REFERENCE TO THAT N*GG* STOLE MY BIKE FAD I GIVE YOU A ONE FOR BEING RACIST. DZK, YOU ARE A BAD MAN!!!
2006-09-16 12:08:48
 
thats the dude that got a free nintendo wii from ellen
2006-09-18 18:59:42
 
stank pussy robs you blind
2006-10-22 16:46:35
 
How the HELL did I know Geordi was going to be involved...you Win this time!
2006-11-01 00:56:32
 
http://thatsracist.ytmnd.com/
2007-01-16 17:26:35
 
lol
2007-01-18 01:31:24
 
Hahaha the edits are hilarious...
2007-05-30 21:51:38
 
lawlz. this is key.