Well, since it's blatantly obvious that you made this not because you're serious and actually want to do it, but because you know that other people will think you're serious.. And you want to laugh at the uproar of anti-Christian-pushing bombardment that ensues for your own entertainment.. I ask you to pray that you play in traffic. We'll roll the dice from there.

no this is completely serious. This is my promise to you guys. 1 hour everyday for you. I make this commitment.

This is because I care. No other reason than that

Stop twisting my teachings into your bullsh*t, thanks. JC

PS. I don't listen to prayers. We all want everything to be perfect, it's not going to happen. -JC

I'll 5 this because I actually believe you

1 for sponsoring you're own sh*t

You must have prayed for me to upvote this... since I just did.

needs cartoon characters dancing to the music.

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needs CHRISTYTMND logo

If you ever pray for me, I will personnaly recommend you to the Spirit Queen and the Giants. Just so they can torture you as a good christian martyr should :P

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Peterguy, if you really cared, you would pray for people in private. Obviously you care more about people THINKING you pray for them, since you made a YTMND and sponsored your own site to get the word out.

Peterguy, if you really cared, you would pray for people in private. Obviously you care more about people THINKING you pray for them, since you made a YTMND and sponsored your own site to get the word out

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A YTMND that cares. Aww... I'll pray for you if you pray for me.

Praying = a form of meditation. You're essentially calming your mind & focusing on positive thoughts. By focusing on genuine goals and wishes on a regular basis, your subconscious will naturally tend to store this information.

Pray for...NEDM!

You're motivating yourself, if you meditate properly. You work harder because in the back of your mind, you're more aware of your dreams, even if you're not fully conscious of them all the time. You're helping yourself, but giving the credit to God. As a human being, you have more potential than you realize. Don't put yourself down like that. No is born into sin either, the environments we were raised in have the most influence on our personalities as we mature, genetics being a distant second influence.

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Pray for the thigns!1! I'd tell you to spell check, but I'd rather you just never make a YTMND like this again.

HAIL SATAN

Yeah sure, Pray for me. Maybe it'll work and I'll strike it lucky.

1. Just 1.

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Prayer doesnt even work, it has been proven. Just google "largest prayer study doubts prayers effectiveness".

myabe people will stop persecuting you for your beliefs when you stop persecuting them for thier lack thereof.

This makes me want to have sex with men and I'm not even gay.

Dude, I need you to pray for me. I like this guy, but he doesn't like me. How do I get him to like me? Should I put a spell on him? Do you have any good love potions? Voodoo magic? Please respond.

i was going to 1 star this, stalk you and stab your eyes out, but then i remembered I want a Mazda RX-8. please Pray that i get a Mazda RX-8.

I'm giving you a 3 because I do believe your heart is in the right place. BUT... your last apology was quite backhanded... and you're a Fundamentalist Christian who believes in Creationism. Therefore you get a 3. Don't waste your time praying for me or any other non-Christians for that matter. Most of us find it quite offensive that even through all out bitching to you... you still feel the need to try and convert us. We'll (I'll) never convert. You find my ideas and lifestyle choice silly/stupid... as I do yours. How about you Fundamentalists start letting people live their own lives without your constant interjection and disapproval of our (my) choices. Just because we (I) don't believe in YOUR God doesn't mean we're (I'm) bad people.

Damn voting system never works right... Piece of crap.

Oh, PeterGuy, always caring about people. You so crazy.

The sad thing is that a good portion of the basic moral aspects taught by the bible are good, it's just that they're also taught we're "born into sin" which does NOTHING to help our current society.

Ill pray. "Nietzche is dead" - God

Our society needs a much, much better educational system that caters to the individual instead of grouping everyone into the same prison-like social system. College education should be free for everyone, supported by our federal tax money. Professional parenting should be available to all families, education + proper parenting are the key ingredients to healthy environments. Unhealthy environments breed criminals.

How can anyone honestly believe a new-born baby is inheritantly a "sinner" by nature? The baby is an innocent child who learns from his or her parents or peers. Watch a documentary on the cultural behavior of some tribes in africa. Their customs and personalities are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, because their environment is not the same as ours. There are even completely different types of human behavior seen in different modern countries around the world.

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

Hey yeah peter, go ahead and pray for me..since I dont do that, and I will think for you, since you dont do that.

"Hey yeah peter, go ahead and pray for me..since I dont do that, and I will think for you, since you dont do that." I lol'd. Hard.

Thanks for essentially doing nothing for me.

What the feck?

Pray for me to become an even better guitarest and to have better luck and better relationships and to never get into a car crash k thx. and pray for the foo's who are hatin on god they know not what they do lololo

God dammit, these f*cking christian sites were annoying at first, but now the whole f*cking sponsorship program is being f*cked up by some douches trying to preach to us all the god damn time, so i hope i speak for most of YTMND now when i say, and i will repeat this several times, to make sure the message gets through: GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!

Roq, a new-born baby is born a "sinner" because that way his parents will make him go to church to "fix him." Which of course is another word for indoctrinate to their own way of thinking.

Human begging does not change God's plan. The only purpose of prayer is to give thanks, and you're asking for help

Genesis 5:1 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died. 6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: 7 And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters: 8 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died. 9 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: 10 And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: 11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died. 12 And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Mahalaleel: 13 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: 14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died. 15 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: 16 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared

YOU'RE IN GOD? LOLOLOLOL HOW'S THE LUBE HOLDING UP. But seriously, get this stupid sh*t off of a humor site. You really do fail and we need sexymofo in here to tell you it.

17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died. 18 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch: 19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died. 21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: 22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years: 24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him. 25 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech: 26 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters: 27 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died. 28 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: 29 And he called his name Noah,

saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. 30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: 31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died. 32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 1:2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 1:7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz

1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Raptor Jesus, who is called Jesus, lol. Also c*cks.

I'm not praying in public thats y im having ppl PM or IM me. No one knows the things im praying for and the list is already quite large. So there is a response...

a study on prayer came to the conclusion that it actually makes people worse off

But I don't understand. We HATE you. Why would you show us such love and kindness? **GASP!** Is that... Is that what Jesus would have done? Loved his enemies? How can I learn to be more like Jesus?

Dear Peterguy, please pray for God to move Mt. Everest. If you have the faith of a musturd seed, the Bible says it will happen. Also could you ask God if he could give me some type of super powers, that would be great.

stop using the internet to recruit fait friends. it's so f*cking embarassing

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Peterguy is f*cking with you, morons.

^ Could be, but it doesn't matter if he is or not at this point. The sponsorship box is flooded with Religion VS. Atheism right now. For each new God site that pops up, another site will be sponsored to attack it. That's why people are pissed off.

"thigns"

I pray that you will keep your imaginary friend to yourself.

PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T.

Pray to your God for me, and I'll pray to my gods for you.

you literally, seriously, without any doubt, make me want to vomit. and i think people like you know this. it's like you want to get right under people's skin with this.

"a study on prayer came to the conclusion that it actually makes people worse off" ........ YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT STUDY YOU F*CKIN SMACKTARD

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Stop Sponsoring your own damn sites, f*ggot.

Done Before

"YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT STUDY YOU F*CKIN SMACKTARD"... http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?ei=5088&en=4acf338be4900000&ex=1301461200&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=all http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/health/2002901053_pray31.html http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-2112892,00.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?ei=5088&en=4acf338be4900000&ex=1301461200&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=all

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/health/31pray.html?ei=5088&en=4acf338be4900000&ex=1301461200&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=print

Please dont pray for me, I hear that stuffs harmful to your health ^_^

How kind of view, but prayers dont do squat. There was even a study, prayers didn't change the percentage of those that had complications during surgery. In fact, the ones who KNEW they were being prayed for had a higher complication rate. Too much faith in god made their body lazy? (Last sentence not totally serious)

How kind of you*

I like this song...

You need to find better "thigns" to do with your time.

My first downvote

Heh... "in Him." Thought that was a sin in your religion? Also, remember that whole part in that Bible of yours that basically says that those who pray in public are arrogant douchebags?

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PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING. STOP SPONSORING YOUR OWN SH*T. PETERGUY. I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. BUT YOU ARE ANNOYING

I'll talk about a person which I've met when I was young. In 198X we've found Nazz's top secret material called Abatros, a plan which never was put to practice. Imperial forces Generalissimo Killt had never seen this plan, and decided to materialize this plan. The federation decided to stop his attempt by sending our hero Super Joe, but llost contact with him. Our brave man (you the player) was sent to the empire with a special mission to rescue Super Joe, this story begins from here.

Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother f*cking Christian sites on this mother f*cking Internet!

Give it a frikkin rest already.

Hey roq, I don't think you understand the concept of original sin as much as you may think. In actuality, everyone sins, and so it requires actual effort to live life like Christ did.

At least his sh*tty sites creates revenue from his pathetic sponsorships.

Where is your god now when I show up at your door and rape you.

You must be doing this on purpose. I'm all for you being Christian, but have the decency and respect for others to not advertise it. There are websites for things like this, and YTMND sure as hell is not one of them. I'm all for intelligent YTMNDs with proven, factual information, but this seems like a ridiculous plea for attention. If anyone wants to hear about Jesus, your previous YTMNDs have made it clear that they can talk to you. Now please, this site is supposed to be entertaining, and educational in some cases, but we don't need your religious advertising plastered all over this site. One Jesus is The Man Now Dog is enough, please stop.

"I'm all for you being Christian, but have the decency and respect for others to not advertise it." This statement is self-contradicting. Part of being Christian is "advertising" it. Matthew 28:19 "Go and make disciples of all nations." Among many other verses that support this.

how dare you come here and pray to a god that isnt raptor jesus

I know what you're all thinking: "Shouldn't Gendo be sponsoring this site?" Well the well only runs so deep....

Its yall's f*cking choice to read these. They ain't forcing it down your throat. STFU

What f*cking good would that do? If I believed prayer did anything, I'd do it myself.

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP AND STOP SPONSORING JUST TO START FIGHTS NO ONE WANTS THIS SH*T HERE TAKE IT TO A FORUM STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP OR AT LEAST MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP YOU ARE KILLING THIS SITE

AND YOU GIVE CHRISTIANS A BAD NAME

If prayer had any evidence that it worked, I might consider this YTMND seriously. But it hasn't. You can pray for my wish that you take all your prosletyzing garbage off to a site that would like it. Oh wait, you can do that yourself. LIKE HUMANITY HAS ALWAYS DONE.

I'd like a prayer, I've got a hard semester coming, and I'd really like not to have to drop any classes, so if you'd drop the Big Guy a line, I appreciate it.

bible thumpers dont belong on ytmnd. or anywhere for that matter. take your false dependant reality off my f*cking internets. good day.

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Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go... Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee roth Lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew You don’t need deck the halls or jingle bell rock ’cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both jewish Put on your yarmulke It’s time for Chanukah The owner of

of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? hall of famer Rod Carew -- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he’s not, but guess who is All Three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It’s time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah

5. because this ytmnd cares

Pray for Mojo

this has got to be a hoax

Unusual. 4 stars if you are not serious. 5 stars becuase I think you're serious! 5 stars for you!

pray that my c*ck grows 10 inches plz

OMFG: "Pray for Mojo" this comment WINS.

oh and tylerh, this is a hoax, as is all prayer.

peterguy = cyberman

Owntmeal=delicious you=1/5

lol f*g.

Peterguy....would you please pray that I don't find you...and then kill you....Thanks...:)

lol

Thanks cyberen. It came to me in a moment of beerspiration.

YTMND isn't the place for this kind of thing.

Pray that you'll never get Alzheimer's, so that you don't forget Poland.

ill be masterbating and thinking about you too

you spelled "things" wrong christian

I'm praying that whatever god (if any) exists will slap some sense into you. if he doesn't, the task will have to fall to max I'm afraid.

Pray for me please.

F*CK YOU. Stop sponsoring your own damn sites!!!

I prey that you get laid someday..

Peterguy "But the one who endures to the end, that one will be kept safe" :)

Peterguy, I appreciate that you want to help people by praying for them (no, really, I do), but this is YTMND and not church. Please GTFO.

Gendo: Should that be the case, then it proves it is the religion itself that is inexcusably intolerant. I'll rephrase and simply restate that if you have to let it be known that you think everyone else is wrong, here isn't the place to do it. And to the guy saying he isn't ramming it down my throat, he is. I don't visit YTMND with the mentality of "Man, I'm in the mood to accept Jesus today." The fact that there's someone saying "Man, YTMND would be a brilliant place to flood with my beliefs and practices", makes me feel a lot better than myself. Because you know, when I think about people who want Jesus, I think about the very people who make 5 second loops about black people stealing bicycles.

Gah! I made a typo! I meant to say better about myself, not than myself >.>

God bless you for wanting to pray for others.....but trying to mission to such a large crowd (not to mention the most innaproprate site for it) only leads to problems for you. Feel free to pray for us as long as you want, inf act, please pray for this world in general...just don't make a ytmnd about it....:|

This actully makes me want to sin.

Don't condecend to me you self-righteous c*ck. Your one our of prayer isnt worth a dime. Have fun wasting your time.

btw, 1ed.

omgwtfbbq?!

This would normally be a 1, but at least your heart is in the right place. Here is my request: instead of wasting that 1 hour a day, spend that 1 hour a day volunteering to teach math. Also, "thigns".

Stop putting stupid religious sh*t on YTMND. YTMND is supposed to be about mindless, fun, and sometimes exciting humor, not mindless, brainwashed, and extremely unintelligent people. Please, make like a tree and GTFO.

ditto on afrotech's reply. Also, yeah, probably the wrong place/way to offer this, and stop sponsoring your own sites...kinda weird...

I hope you die in a fire! stupid f*ggot!!

f*cking pray to the Antichrist the killer of all reaper of souls that liberal communist f*ggot. In other words pray for me. ^_^

OK Peterguy. Whether you mean this or not, that's not the point. This is pompous and arrogant, and that doesn't mean you have a reason to feel good about yourself. You are implying the rest of us NEED you to pray for us. I appreciate the gesture, but it is arrogant and ridiculous.

Alright Petterguy, you can sit and pray your existence away. If you don't mind, I will continue to make my way into the ranks of those humans who are attempting to improve our life experience by means of gaining scientific knowledge and adding new perspectives and data to the collective pool of human understanding. I hope someday you will grow tired of begging God to improve our quality of life, and perhaps you will realize that we already have the means to better ourselves. You don’t have to believe in an afterlife to justify this one, and you don’t have to beg a deity for gifts that we already have the means to acquire. Honestly, I wish you well.

You have as much right to be on YTMND as anyone. Hell, you can ever make Christian YTMNDs for all I care. But you are setting yourselves up, consciously and intentionally or otherwise, as morally and ethically superior. That is why people hate Christians, not (just) because they think the belief system is f*cked, but because they act as if they were the kings and queens of morality. Call it killing with kindness, but it's f*cking annoying.

this has to be a f*cking troll.

Can you please pray for me that people stop clinging to clearly illogical organized religions and, especially, quit trying to recruit others to these inherently flawed institutions? Thanks.

pray 4 me kk?

well, i hope someone takes you up on it

damn gtfo

I one'd his 'Exploits', but blatantly there is little reason to one this site.

Kinda gay...

Bad form peter. Bad form. Fix all grammatical mistakes before posting and sponsoring a YTMND.

I have immense respect for this commitment, but is it necessary to make a YTMND for the purpose of TELLING EVERYONE you're making this commitment!? Ever hear of "integrity?" I define it as "doing the right thing when no one else is around to witness." I think that's what you should focus on.

By the way, as a commitment to myself, I will also join in on this prayer personally.

Use your brain for once. Why would a non - Christian want you to pray to your god for them? Would you want a Muslim to pray to Allah for you?

Bow down to the f*cking antichrist. Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.Bow down to the f*cking antichrist.

How dare you show your beliefs in public?!?!?!

LAME

Your a f*g

I liked it and screw all the lozer downvoters. They dont realize the immense power that we deal with.

Hahahaha, oh please.

I got this horrible rash that I got from a diry girl, can you pray that it will go away and that I won't spread it to any other dirty girls

needs less ytmndprayer.com

Final thought: Instead of praying for US, you need to seriously start to evaluate YOUR OWN actions. It's not your beliefs that annoy me, it's your bad sponsoring habits. Your YTMND sponsoring career should have began and ended with your enjoyable "Exploits of Nothing" YTMND. With it you made your statement, and had your 15 minutes of fame. Yet you CONTINUE to sponsor what seems like EACH AND EVERY ONE of your YTMND's which all deal with the SAME SUBJECT. Of course, you do this because you know they won't stand on their own merit otherwise. But think about why that is for a second. Ultimately, this is a COMEDY site which was not created for anyone to showcase bible verses without a punchline.

You may be giving Max some well deserved money in the process, but by constantly sponsoring you're forcefully putting yourself on the front page every day - and in a sense changing YTMND to fit YOUR OWN agenda, which is very selfish and childish.

lol, youre obviously trolling, but it will be funny to see the uproar that ensues.

now now, careful, it has been determined that prayer actually slightly hurts people (within margin of error) http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,189691,00.html

I don't need to bother God with my meger problems, thanks. Although I may ask him to tell you to stop being a holier-than-thou Christian. BTW you have a job, classes, or both right?

Congratulations, you are wasting one hour of your life everyday doing something that will in no way change the outcome of anything. Go do some volunteer work, dipsh*t.

You are a disgusting human being who is inhibiting the progress of our entire race.

pterguy you kickass

Peterguy just stop! Okay give up this sh*t! I'm sick of it you started all this. See religon should be destoryed! It only causes killing and wars and idoits that's for sure.

Out. GET OUT.

In a clinical study, people who were prayed for fared worse when about to undergo surgery. Think before you message him.

2 chicks at the same time... thanks in advance

pray for me......to get laid!

Oh boy...

"In a clinical study, people who were prayed for fared worse when about to undergo surgery. Think before you message him." Actually, faith, any kind of faith, has been clinically proven to help the healing process. The mind has a crazy power over the body; the brain can heal the body that contains it, as well as kill it.

K. Pray for me. Mostly to waste your time so you make fewer of these sites.

Third party prayer- not personal prayer.

riiiiiiiight...

M-M-M-MEGAFAIL!

I want you to pray for yourself. That you want to spend your life praying to something that may or may not exist instead of living your life, and experiancing the things that are available to you. Quit waisting your time.

Regardless of the issues at hand, this just isn't YTMND.

"I liked it and screw all the lozer downvoters. They dont realize the immense power that we deal with." You don't realize the immense power that I deal with. It's called the electrical outlet, and sometimes if I lick it, it'll bestow a blessing on me. That's when I saw Jesus.. the first time.

hello. i am a non denominational christian. but i grew up L.D.S, or MORMON as most people call it. now, here in utah there are a lot of crazy christians, jesus freaks, bible thumpers, or whatever you wanna call them. hell, we even have the crazy "emmanuel" that kidnapped ELIZABETH SMART!! but you sir, with your infinite pro-christian wisdom, out rank all of said individuals. seriously. i know most christian religions encourage their members to push religion/conversion around to other so called "lost souls". what a joke. this is where christianity fails. it's only down fall in my opinion, is the mental state of those who call themselves devoted christians. omg.yep i said it.

Pray for me to get continue to get laid, and to get laid more frequently. I like sex. Pray for it now.

excellent

The music sucks too.

Pray for me, and I'll sacrifice a goat for you.

http://godlogic.ytmnd.com/

This is really good for someone to do, people should take advantage of it. I just got into a bad car accadent and totalled my car, i'd appriciate it if you prayed for other's in my situation.

ur a f*ckin lame *ss man ytmnd is about freedom of speach not god

prayer does nothing but waste time (b")b

i wouldn't be surprised if a few weeks from now peterguy,whetstone and all the other religious rhetoric spewers came out & said 'loel jk', because this pushes the limit on absurd.

... Why are all the atheists here? No one asked for your opinions, but, as always you are here to force it upon us.

lol CRISTMND

GTFO

GET THE F*CK OUT.

Pray for us for what? To become Christian? To "find Jesus" (did you guys lose him)? From the paganlibrary.com: "Edwin Goodenough, a scholar of religions, studied many cultures and noticed that in most of them, the feeling of having lost one's faith was as real as losing a leg or a hand. I hope you're happy praying someone lose their faith, and I pray that it never works should someone do it to you." I love my god/dess, and am secure in my faith. Please respect that.

Well do it for someone else c*ckwad

instead of wasting an hour everyday talking to thin air, why don't you go out and DO something that will really help people?

Zyle sums it up. There's alot of good that needs to be done in the world. How about going out and feeding the homeless for an hour a day or something?

Have fun with that, dearie. But I think you'd be better served taking zyle and CEpeep's ideas instead. But what do I know amirite?

"... Why are all the atheists here? No one asked for your opinions, but, as always you are here to force it upon us." First off, it's a god damn comments page. Secondly, we're not the ones sponsoring sites just so our preachy messages get frontpage.

Bender: So I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh? Space Cloud: Yes, so many people, asking for so much. After a while you just tune it out.

needs more furry

Pray for thigns that matter to me?

"Why are all the atheists here? No one asked for your opinions, but, as always you are here to force it upon us." LOLZ im in ur YTMND forcing my opinion on u. :)

No need for you to pray for me dude, if I find out that Christianity is right, and all the other religions are not then I'll repent on my death-bed. If your wrong boy won't you be pissed! Not a dig please understand, but if someone actually knows whos right, they wouldn't be allowed to say! 1 because its a crap YTMND, and I should know!

You can only keep this promise to 24 people, though...

I'd rather you enjoy yourself then spend your time on me. I appreciate the offer, but no thanks. NEDM

PRAYER DOESNT WORK, READ THE LATEST STUDIES, GTFO

this is made of failure. Also, you are a pretentious f*ck.

'In Him'..?...LOL

dont worry, i dont want that many THIGNS

I want you to pray for understanding, understanding that not everyone is a christian and that you have to respect our beliefs.

seek psychiatric help.. seriously

that you care is fine, but know that no amount of praying you do can convert me. i don't appreciate trying to be conveted, in the same way that you would not be pleased if someone tried to convert you to islam, krsna consciousness, judaism, or atheism.

I need the guy from the 700 club to die. I can't explain why I just need him out of the way so I can complete my plan.

could u please say a prayer for world peace for me

and dont pray to jesus, cause im jewish, ty

Don't you think the money you spend sponsoring your sites would better be used, you know, actually helping someone in need? Typical preachy evangelist, willing to spend all the money in the world converting people, instead of using it to actually help the world.

ummm, i'd rather you do something useful for society one hour a day. Idk, like mentor a kid or something. Or build a house. Volunteer at the hospital. Idk, something that ACTUALLY makes a difference. Praying really doesn't help. Just ask Terry Schiavo. Good intentions and everything like that give you a 3, but real help would be more appreciated than pray-help (which isn't really help at all). Also, I live in the richest country on the planet, I'm sure someone else would need "prayers" more than me.

you fail, please try again ^.^

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stop trolling

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Please stop, YTMND is not the place for this. Everyone needs to just grow up, stop arguing, and live your lives in private. YTMND is a parody site, not a religion recruiter. It's not a place for political messages. It's a place for funny. Period. The end. Now GTFO and STFU with these religious (and atheist, for christ's sake - I am not religious but I am sick of this bullsh*t) YTMNDs.

Stop trying to push your beliefs on other YTMNDers and sponsoring your own sites to do so. It's annoying to others and always will be. Also, prayer doesn't work.

G-d is gay, and if he has any sites im Downvoting them, because he thinks he's all mighty.

See, it's offensive for the same reason it might be offensive to say "I'm going to cast a spell on you to give you positive crystal vibes!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Though I do not totally agree with Peterguy, I am disgusted by the feedback this site is recieving. Normally I would give this a two, but plus one for having the balls to deal with this and another one because your heart is in the right place.

Hail Satan

Peterguy that's awfully nice of you and everything but can we please keep this bullsh*t out of YTMND from now on, this is a humor site, not a "I'll do you all a favor by praying for you secular heathens because I'm a nice guy" site.

Rebirth of the Catholic church? Silly Christians don't need someone to pray for them.

INSTEAD OF PRAYING, JUST GET UP AND DO SOMETHING. PRAYING IS NOT PRODUCTIVE!!!

We need a Christian ytmnd logo!!! NOW!

No.

Stop christspamming YTMND!

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hummm -1 for spelling errors, but your hearts in the right place so ill give u a +4 if u promise to pray for happy cat....

Please stop, the internet is NOT serious buisness

5'd because it's rating is low, and I have enough experiance to know that he is most likely being serious, you go man.

lame straw man gimmick to make christians look like idiots.