needs more MOTHERLAND

sh*t

-1

you win my internets. and my neighbor's internets. just take them all.

Usually I hate these types of ytmnds, but that was hilarious. 4d

this guy has balls like grapefruits

Ha ha, take that you twat

Holy sh*t that was epic

lol, thats what your five girlfriends are for

rofl that dude wins at life

Hahaha, awesome

Old joke it funny. . . but old

I understand your needs as a TYMNDer, 5 stars.

+1

lmao that was amazing. 5 for you.

I loved the way you contrasted the screenshot of a website with the Mario sound which has been used in 1400 YTMNDs. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

F*CKING PWNED.

Good work. You're both insensitive now. ;)

Wow he has balls of spike covered steel. I would never have the guts do do that :/. Also men don't think with their heads....At elast i don't when it comes to sexual matters.

pwned!

Seen this a million times but it belongs on YTMND.

way old

epic pwnage FTW!

put that bitch in her place. Awesome.

He is a hero to men everywhere...

bitch got owned.

K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER

The dude is a dick, but I still lol'd.

OWNED! I'd dump the bitch.

3, I like the sound but that is a very old joke.

i wanted to read it but god damn the music is too annoying so i just exited out. turning down the volume is too much work.

HAAHah

oh yeah, i read it. havent read it forever its funny, but intolerable music + old image does not equal a good vote.

Seen it 1000 times... in chain emails... and you added nothing to it.

Change the music to what is love. im sure that fits in more .

dum da-dum-dum

nice

No sex until '08? I'm surprised he's not DEAD now! 3 because it's funny, but not an original work and not very creative.

roflmao, so good

sweet

BAM BITCH YOU GOT JACKED!

I can understand once in a while a girl may not be in the mood, but you just don't build up towards it and stop it like that. Plus, this guy is married to a greedy bitch. If they ever get divorced she's going to take everything. Still. Kudos sir. You have my respect.

lol, misogyny

thanks everyone. about the music i've been trying to change it for a while now but I keep getting an error message. going to keep trying. I've only done this once before.

F*CK YEAH

Flawless. ^_^

Well played =)

I give this a 5 for balls of steel, although 4 would have been better (-1 for overused SMB music)

yeah i read digg.com too

why again is this ytmnd material? Oh, is it the lame haddaway song, that's it right?!

Bad joke + crappy music = poned

lol, alimony.

So our musical pleasure is not guaranteed?

That was the best f*cking story I've heard in a long time.

took me a long time to read, but it was worth it.

Way to find the worst rendition of the joke... Find the better version, and i'll five it, newb.

First of all he's an idiot in marrying a woman like that. But he wins anyway.

YOU PH41L @ SUCKING LOL GG WP NO RE

fershiggs, is right, it needs more me....

The sexual urges are exactly the same unless of course your ugly. :)

OWNED for the motherland

Owned.

3 minus 1 for ie = 1

Lame. Email forward from someone with an AOL address lame.

5'd like a man

lol invest in hand lotion til spring of 08 = good idea

yeah you tell that stupid bitch

Amazing!

lol

Sorry, but I recieve this sh*t and it goes straight to my spam folder for deletion. DIE!

if i wanted to read stoies on a message board i would actuall use it instead of clicking on ytmnds

Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?

"3 minus 1 for ie = 1" 3-1=2... and its not IE its Avant. lemme guess you use firefox? ooo aren't we cool. search the web its not all its hyped to be. I never recieved this in a forwared email from AOL I got it from Digg.com and I never claimed this was originally written by me relax.

+1 for last comment

OLD

^he's right.

"I think she was testing me when she said she wanted a tennis bracelet, she does not even play tennis." That line almost killed me.

thats a true man right there.

god damn thats old

I've heard 9,000 variations of this same story, but 5 for being anti-bitches.

hahahahahaha! She was all about the bling-bling.

PWNED PWNED PWNED PWNED

f*cking owned

I've never seen it, and i thought it was hilarious. 5 for you.

That's the best thing I ever saw.

HAHA doesn't get funnier then that

older than the internet

exploiting woman's imperfections and faults never loses entertainment value.

F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Yeah... I got that spam email too.

f*cking YES.

that was pretty slick

rofl loved it

Pwned that greedy bitch.

HOLY SHT THATS THE FUNNIEST THING ID EVER SEEN id leave her and go get a hooker tho

= ytmnds made out of 9 paragraphs of text

This guy wins at life

old... a screenshot... not original... etc.

this makes a bad YTMND but the story is still pwnage.

"Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?" lol!

older than the internets

*HERO*

You can take a random song from ytmnd, and screenshot a few paragraphs that has been posted at least once in every forum in existance. Wow.

Damn straight! you want teh pretties, then YOU Pay f'r'em, Biznatch! Fivizzled!

dude get myspace its so cool

how funny can one thing get..

owned

LOL

I really liked this. 5'd!

snap. f'in snap!

Epic shun maneuver.

sh*t yes

Wow, she got told.

this deserves a much higher score

I lol'd

digg article doesnt equal a ytmnd

This is the oldest thing ever =/

"I've only done this once before." Time Travel?

i've read this. this is pretty sweet. go men. you should have the ghost love score playing during this. because this... is F*CKING EPIC.

sry, cnat read

lawl you win at lyfe

f*cking awesome

LOL POSTING CHAIN MAIL JOKES IS FUNNYIES! NEW FAD 4 SHUR

lol screen shot of an old joke

A lazy-ass effort on your part but the story is great.

Now THAT is ballsy. Nice.

Wow, the new song choice is even worse. This YTMND is horrifically bad.

probably fake, and wtf... does she not have any money? lame.

hahaha f*cking owned

Epic Husband Manuver.

Can't read sorry.

MAN POWER!

old and stupid.

a screenshot of an old joke put to fad music gets you a 3.94 rating? what has become of ytmnd :(

old but still funny

lol, upvote.

There is a hero among us.

funny sh*t i did actually read it.

lol,internet

a lessen for us all

5 for having the balls to do something, so many of us dont.

Haha, owned! :)

"5 for having the balls to do something, so many of us dont." Dumbest comment in awhile.

OWNED

zomfg YES, YES! I ROFLED my *ss off!

lol, wench

That made me Laugh My F*cking *ss Off!

This is an *OLD* joke.

XD

Fwd: Fwd: (COPY) Re[2]: HILARIOUS YTMND (MUST READ) :) :)

I actually LOL'd

Winner

of course its made up but its great stuff

You may not have earned the 5, but you're getting it for bringing it to me.

oh you totally owned

YTMND is about the site, not the author. This SITE gets 5.

I upvote in your general direction.

haha awsome

That took Balls.

Yes! YES!

F*CKING PWNED!!!!! NEDM.

he must have testicals made of diamond. GGGRREAATT!!

What a badass

bahaha i love misogyny

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

pwned....

How am i supposed to know that i shouldn't read it if I can't read if i can't read the warning? duh.

hah, at first i wasn't gonna read it... but its pretty funny.... women get hot for shopping

too long didn't read

this is pretty old. i read it a long time ago.

Owned.

Why is this a YTMND? If you find a good joke post it on a forum or mail it to your friends. If we start screenshooting funny/interesting websites into YTMNDs then ytmnd.com will just be a copy of the internet.

Oh my God, that's classic. I gotta try that sh*t some time...

pwnt

Literally just fell out of my chair laughing. OH SNAP!!

Picture, Sound, Text. A singular focus. Not a screenshot from a forum post with random music.

HA!!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!

damn man, thats horrible... for her.

this is good!

its old but funny... f*ck all these downvoting f*gs oh ya, fershiggs is right, needs more motherland... or at least tubes

Give that man a f*cking medal.

I don't give a sh*t if it's old. 5'd.

I would have removed your testicles right there and then.

EPIC MARITAL PWNAGE

Ownt.

Did you ever know that your my hero? And everything I would like to be?

I CRACKED up!

"Usually I hate these types of ytmnds, but that was hilarious. 4d"

An old joke, but still funny.

Old joke.

That guy didn't make up that story, it's a joke thats been going around for years...still give it a 4 jus cuz its so damn funny

awesome

WOOO!!!!

Intellegence of man < intellegence of woman. LOL

thank you.

f*cking stupid. its written like its a "true story". its a joke. an old one at that.

no booty for that guy for a while lolz

finallyananswer.ytmnd.com

wow reading through the comments i cant believe how many idiots think its actually a true story

^who cares?

LOL, that's hilarious!

Girls have it all, OH WAIT--

Oldest joke ever.

england prevails.

This is probably not even a true story but I like it anyways. fav'd.

Good. 4 stars for you!

Probably didn't really happen, but still a funny story!

That was hilarious!

I so lol'd. You so win.

lol, stereotypes and gender boxing!

This is sooooooooooooooooo old. Plus it's not that funny, if I wanted to be held I'd... be a dyke.

Correct LInk Please!!!

lol gg

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

old joke, not to mention this took no work whatsoever

Yes....YES!

STORY OF UR LIFE. IMA RAPE THAT DUMB BITCH

Cool

GG

Hell yes.

Owned.

YES!

Dude. That was hilarious.

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION

This ytmnd is full of goddamn win. Good for him. You may have my 5's, I wasn't using them right now.

wins

Pearls of wisdom for us all. 5'd.

Also, kudos on appropriate usage of "What is Love?" outside of its fad. Well done.

-3 for using internet explorer instead of firefox

yes...Yes...YES! Brilliant! *tosses you a Guinness*

haha he wins

damn, what a burn

Older than Al Gore.

Old and not funny anyway, this is narvism at its finest.

Get a hooker

An old, crappy joke playing on old, crappy gender stereotypes. Not funny. ALSO WOMENS R SHAALOW LOLZ

win.

i would buy that guy a beer

this is old but good

made me laugh lol

Gold.

LAWL

You win. Everything.

Damn, he pwned that bitch in the c*nt.

uplawz

awesome, if only i had the balls to do that

you must be in tune with my five stars

lame.

Effing awesome.

So it's a digg article. I'd never read it before. Thank you for sharing it with the ytmnd crew.