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| Site Title: | Canadian Geography Textbook | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | geo-canada.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | spiraunited | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-09-11 18:02:35 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Horizons: Canada Moves West | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | OOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAA | ||||||||||
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| Description: | damn, we're pathetic people | ||||||||||
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| LOL | ||||||
| can't see the image | ||||||
| +5 for pointing out the obvious, -2 for text ruining it. Fix it, then I will five and lol. | ||||||
| o my gawd are you kidding me rofl | ||||||
| You fixed it, yay. 5 for you | ||||||
| Can't see | ||||||
| classic | ||||||
| sweet | ||||||
| 5'd for O Canada | ||||||
| cant f*cking see! 1'd for ignorance | ||||||
| Nice tautology | ||||||
| simple stupid eh | ||||||
| haha you silly ice n*gg*rs | ||||||
| Always looking to label people as *geographic condition* n*gg*rs! How very American. |
-1 | |||||
| heh. I've 'used' that textbook before. Canadian textbooks in general contain stupid sh*t. | ||||||
| They do have places eh? | ||||||
| I remember that text from the previous edition of the book. They've kept that definition for a while then.... | ||||||
| thats cool but wheres the nintendo | ||||||
| LOL, this is really funny cause I remeber studying this from the same textbook! hahahahahahaha, only good memories of school, stupidity! | ||||||
| grade 9? | ||||||
| that is trippy | ||||||
| At they actually learn geography in Canada. | ||||||
| At least* | ||||||
| Any geography book will tell you that. 1 for insulting Canada anyway. The people on this site already hate every other culture. This will just give them another excuse to rip on Canada. | ||||||
| Better than American textbooks which show the world shaped as america with hawaii and alaska orbiting around it. | ||||||
| owned. | ||||||
| *Salutes as a tear rolls down his cheek.* | ||||||
| you obviously photoshop'd that image | ||||||
| Hah...I'm taking a GIS class, my professor is Canadian, and I think he said something to this effect recently! | ||||||
| There is a difference. 3 though, cause no matter how many times I say it in my head, it still sounds screwed up. | ||||||
| Lawl | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| And they say the Canadian Education System is SOO much better than the United States Education System. | ||||||
| YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS THATS AGAINST EVERYTHING IVE BEEN TAUGHT!!!!! | ||||||
| This was the same as my 4th grade geography book I believe. It's for kids, they have to be as obvious as possible because dumb people like you have even dumber kids. No funny here. everyonefails.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! | ||||||
| Please tell me that is a first grade book | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ |
-1 | |||||
| No, no, it's not Canada's fault... it's educational theory that insists on textbook-writing-by-committee... no doubt what they INTENDED to say is that locations have coordinates, that every point on the globe can be accurately described by numbers, etc. ... but then they decided to put it differently for whatever reason, and it ended up as that asinine, insulting phrase. Next, I want to see a Physics textbook that says, "Matter is stuff and things." | ||||||
| I think I had that textbook in like 5th grade... | ||||||
| i never got a text book like that :( | ||||||
| 5 for "They Certainly Do" | ||||||
| "damn, we're pathetic people"
At least we're smarter than Americans. | ||||||
| I remember that textbook, from 7 years ago. You must be in grade 9. | ||||||
| lol, canadian school system | ||||||
| Texas Edition has the same | ||||||
| Modern geographers would scoff at this as a definition. | ||||||
| Newly created Canadian government sanctioned textbooks are bad. | ||||||
| I'm from Canada, and they think I'm sloooooooooow, eeeeeeeeeeeeh? | ||||||
| yea, canada is gay | ||||||
| Oh yeah, that doesn't look like it's been tampered with. | ||||||
| lol NO WAI! | ||||||
| SHEit | ||||||
| lol u idiots if had tampered with it in PS then why would he put it twice? its on the other side of the page in black, but it bends a little so ur all dumb..
fail at life some more | ||||||
| I don't think that this is funny... is a geographical fact. Every geography text must to have this... that is the obvius things that must to know when your are intoducing at some logos. | ||||||
| im still guessing canada has a better public school system than the usa 5 for that | ||||||
| Well, it's a lot better than an American history book. | ||||||
| ...they call us stupid, eh? | ||||||
| damn right they do, I'm at one right now!!!!! LOL....we rock, we just do that so Americans can understand complex Canadian schooling :) | ||||||
| ROFL! | ||||||
| God Bless Canada (im canadian) | ||||||
| NO THEY DO NOT. Also, Canada ftw. | ||||||
| NO WAI | ||||||
| :) | ||||||
| And the point being, my good man? | ||||||
| I used that very text book last year in grade 10 and I remember reading that in class and thinking holy sh*t this is a badly writen book
skitzophreniq: This is quite real and is not photoshopped.
Motu: sorry to disapoint you but this is a 10th grade book. | ||||||
| 4 stars for funny, -3 for Canada bashing. I think it evens out. | ||||||
| 1 stars for unfunny, end of statement. However, stop trying to pass off photoshops as real | ||||||
| Yeah, I am really sure they dropped a san serif sentence right into a paragraph of serif text. At least try to match the g'damn font. | ||||||
| yeaaa.. i would laugh if i werent canadian | ||||||
| Not funny. A place killed my grandpa. | ||||||
| If it's a shop, then someone's trying too hard. A similar statement is in my Geography textbook. | ||||||
| They didn't cite me when they quoted me. WTF??!!!? | ||||||
| I think my brain is about to explode from this insane amount of knowledge.
5! | ||||||
| Damn Canadians. | ||||||
| Pretty funny. | ||||||
| It's not fake, I had this textbook last year for 10th Grade.
There's a whole f*cking chapter on the Prairies. | ||||||
| Hey, if it were an American schoolbook, it would be full of "alternative theories" like "Intelligent Placement". | ||||||
| 5ived | ||||||
| "Place is a term that has a variety of meanings in a dictionary sense, but which is principally used in a geographic sense as a noun to denote location, though in a sense of a location identified with that which is located there." "Places have a location", Wikipedia style. Must be a Canadian wiki. | ||||||
| photoshopped | ||||||
| not photoshopped | ||||||
| Heeelll yeah, places do have locations, and don't forget it! | ||||||
| Oh, and not photoshopped. I had that one in grade 8. | ||||||
| Places have a location? O RLY? | ||||||
| photoshopped | ||||||
| 1'd for being stolen and breaking copyright on this textbook | ||||||
| Funny; but really it has nothing to do with it being canadian, it's probably like a grade 3 book | ||||||
| 5'd for canada hate | ||||||
| 2'd - cause it's funny, but im canadian. | ||||||
| LOL taken out of context, its funny! | ||||||
| Great, but you neglected the other qualities of places which are equally amusing | ||||||
| lol foolish canadians
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| they think that because places have locations, that we want to understand that to get to the place of a place, we have to "travel" to a "location" to find the place where that location is situated (on a map) AMERICA>canada | ||||||
| we pwn u canada, and dont say anything like "thats showin thos americans, eh?" OR WE INVADE UR ASS! | ||||||
| not funny. Textbooks say stupid things all the time. So do Americans.
"youre workin hard to put food on ur family" | ||||||
| F*ck nationalism, go International! United planet'yo | ||||||
| Halloa. Wow, I laughed my head off at this one. Very very nice. I like the music and the sarcasm. It is funny how textbooks state the obvious. However, just to clarify, there is a difference between "place" and "location". "place" is defined as the culture, vegetation, climate, geographic distribution, and economy of an area. Location is just its location on the globe. HOWEVER, NOTHING CAN EXCUSE THE LACK OF ANY INTELLEGENCE IN THESE TEXTBOOKS! My final word on this..............................................LOL | ||||||
| Ah, gotta love the days of high school. | ||||||
| oh good ol' geography text books. I remember acutally making fun of that line in class. Actually that entire page was f*cking stupid.... | ||||||
| Atleast Canada teaches geography. F*ck. | ||||||
| haha, canada sucks. | ||||||
| If I was that school, I'd want my money back for those books. | ||||||
| of f*ckin canadians | ||||||
| looks photoshopped, which makes it lame. | ||||||
| Wtf? I had the exact same text book when I was in grade...8? Or was it 9? That means you're around 12 - 14 years old. | ||||||
| not good enough for the kandi man. MEGAWOOT@22@@@@22 | ||||||
| My hero... | ||||||
| LOL I have this textbook...Page 94 | ||||||
| This is not at all photoshoped! I can prove it if anyone actually cares. | ||||||
| ^prove it. | ||||||
| O RLY | ||||||
| LOL 5'd because I actually remembering using a textbook in that series in school | ||||||
| omg... i have that textbook. :| | ||||||
| wow this book is hella stupid! didn't have such stupid books back in highschool and i live i canada too! | ||||||
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| What the hell is that? A Social 13 book? | ||||||
| OBJECTION! | ||||||
| hmmmm... O RLY? Oh shi- am I starting to see a trend making fun of Canadians? | ||||||
| Lol, the bullsh*t they fill textbooks up with to make them appear intimidating and to hide the important parts is hilarious. | ||||||
| Candians from Canadia. Hail Stalin. | ||||||
| 1. I am Canadian. 2. The text looks photoshopped. Doesn't look like the same font... I smell photoshopped. | ||||||
| "Matter is stuff
and things." - that's actually a good starting definition | ||||||
| The problem with most textbooks is the publisher's insistence to come out with a new edition every other year for subjects that rarely change. | ||||||
| that is the logical conclusion. 5s all around! | ||||||
| Geography is a class for retards anyway, I award you no points, and I feel we have all gotten dumber viewing this YTMND. | ||||||
| "I don't think that this is funny... is a geographical fact. Every geography
text must to have this... that is the obvius things that must to know when
your are intoducing at some logos." Lern to speekum dee inglush. | ||||||
| tomahawk missle? | ||||||
| as a geography major, I'll just say that "location" and "place" means a somewhat different thing than what simpletons percieve them to be. | ||||||
| Sh*t. I think I had that textbook. | ||||||
| ONTARIO SECONDARY SCHOOL SYSTEM FTW | ||||||
| educational. | ||||||
| And people say that Americans are dumbasses... | ||||||
| FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| i lol'd | ||||||
| It was probably printed in the US. You fgts contributed. | ||||||
| I had this textbook :) | ||||||
| my canadian geography textbook made great kindling. | ||||||
| Meh, I bet most Canadians are better then most Americans at geography... | ||||||
| Photoshop, lol | ||||||
| you forgot poland. | ||||||
| eh. it's clearly a book aimed at younger students, like 3rd-4th grade, so of course it will be written like that. | ||||||
| lol, canada eh?¿? | ||||||
| "Places interact with other places." They certainly do not. If a place is in one place, how can it interact with a place in another place? That makes no sense. | ||||||
| Haha, I have this textbook in my backpack, if anyone else has it, it's on page 94. | ||||||
| It isnt photoshopped (except the red box.) in the book they made it bolder and a differnt colour, to make it stand out. | ||||||
| Places have locations?!?! So everything I've ever known was a LIE?! NnnnnnnoooooOOOOOoooOOO! | ||||||
| hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH F*CKING CANADA | ||||||
| rock and also canada | ||||||
| "damn, we're pathetic people" 2 for that, booouuurnnns | ||||||
| They do, eh? | ||||||
| lol st00pid square heads | ||||||
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| This is also seen in American geo textbooks. | ||||||
| photo shop | ||||||
| It's a pretty obvious Photoshop. | ||||||
| I found a winner...eh | ||||||
| no no, maybe you're a pathetic person, but canada as a whole is not pathetic, DEFEND THE MAPLE LEAF motherf*cker | ||||||
| Look at this, OMG IT AINT PS.
http://gladstone.vsb.bc.ca/library/First_nations/LANDSCAPES.htm | ||||||
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| I love how books start off so amazing simplistic, then go nuts. My biology book starts off with: Biology is the study of life. But what is life? then you find youself confused about the finer points of DNA | ||||||
| obviously photoshopped, but still funny | ||||||
| I think I had that textbook in high school. | ||||||
| Oh my GOD! I had to read that gay textbook in school and I remember that! | ||||||
| O' Canada! Our home and native land. True patriot love, in all thy sons command. With shining hearts... | ||||||
| comments contain words | ||||||
| Next to the Soviet union's anthem, this one is the best. LoLZ kNOwLeDGE! | ||||||
| NOW YOU KNOW. | ||||||
| LMFAO 5 SIR | ||||||
| lmao at Torchy for saying "ice n*gg*rs"...this gets a 5 just for the cool comments | ||||||
| the text big isnt f*cking photoshopped you dumb f*cks, maybe if you were in college you could take an introductory geography course an read the f*cking definition yourself. | ||||||
| yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay | ||||||
| Our text books suck. Thankfully, doing work in class is optional. | ||||||
| lol the funniest part is the part where you realize that this textbook is not aimed at retards | ||||||
| DUDE I TOTALLY HAVE THAT F*CKING TEXTBOOK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Pretty damn good. | ||||||
