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in the grocery store i work at i put those little magnetic security strips on the bottom of every shopping cart so the alarm was constantly going off...woo

*Salute* AYE AYE CAPITAN!

rofl

-1 for fake

a god amungst men

clearly a fake

I am so doing this!

Fake. :(

HAHAHA I salute that guy, he sounds like comedy gold. None of the stuff he did was causing any harm to anyone. He just sounds one of those few great jokers who take a stand against taking life too seriously.

Hilarious no matter the veribility.

Sorry forgot to vote - have a five, for making me lol!

lol

It's fake. Most of those are pulled from a list titled "50 Fun Things To Do in K-Mart" or something like that. But nice try.

lolololollol.5.fav'd

lol fake but 5'd anyways

haaaaaaaay!! March 12!!! My B-Day FTW!!!! Also.... WTF?

Is this a fake? ....pfffft...Banning notices don't use quotations.

If this is real, that man is a hero to every child trapped in a man's body.

No. Ripped from a thing circulating the series of tubes, a list of fun things to do in walmart. So yeah.

PPL ARENT KIND ENOUGH TO LET IT STAY 6 MONTHS. PPL ARENT UNDERSTANDING ENOUGH BE GETTING INTO THAT DETAIL. ITS FAKE U NERD

I do September 23 quite frequently.

its fake, i dont think kmart would make a spelling error. still funny

"lay-buy" and "house wares"? fake. Not to mention the logo at the top hasn't been used by Kmart since 1989. pwned.

What an ass!

GENIOUS

◄This list is old and has circulated on email spam lists for ages past.►

omg, need pictures or it didn't happen.

rofl

fake but hillarious

mission impossible

I lol'd. :D

I have to try this stuff..

I've seen this before on YTMND. If you're going to post sh*tty YTMNDs atleast make sure your not posting one thats already been made

i lol'd. very hard.

Dude, it's been done before.

hahaha, you win... god day sir!

If you google 'Kmart store 4855' you find this exact same thing about 20 times.

this is somewhat funny, but is also flagrantly stolen from spam e-mails I've been getting for a couple months now. The 1 is for stealing someone elses idea

fake

purty fake, yesiree

thanks i love reading

"Hide in a clothing rack . . . " Boy, that sounds like great English from Wal-Mart. Not fake at all.

Even if fake. Best thing ever FTW!

Too good.

What a turd.

Godly!

"oh no the voices in my head!" sounds like lame t shirt jargon. 1

That is so awesome.

Ch-ch-chain mail

GREAT twist on a classic email joke. Ah, the good old days when jokes that you would get via email were new to you ^_^

To all the people whining about it being fake-- DUH!

um i live on 35 Rasmussen St. in Reno Nevada...and my last name isnt Fenton. FAKE! ok i lied i dont live there but its still a fake

This is basically, word for word, the "50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart" list.

you can tell it's fake; spelling and grammar errors. but I give it a 4 because it is amusing.

i actually read it. Few have ever made me read. For that, you earn a 5

you know it is OLD when the JPG starts to show random colors due do too much copying conversion.

Fake and stolen from walmart things

Attention K-Mart Choppers: You may get pwn3d by Fenton on aisle 3

Fake because there are typos.

husbands acivates? offences? I'm sorry, but that's not professional enough to believe.

its a fake. i remember seeing a list of these a long time ago. i think it was a list for things to do in a walmart. still funny though.

LOL bix box store fun FTW

rofllll

You made me laugh. Fived.

Fake, I've seen that list before YTMND was even around, and it wasn't in that form, it was just a list.

Dude... I gotta try all of those things... Rofl

the fakeness kills me

Kill yourself. Or cite some f*cking source. Or stop making sh*t YTMND's. Or at least sponsor them if you're gonna make sh*t ones.

Why the hell are you people upvoting this. This was circulated in an e-mail at least 100 years ago.

old repost

The E-Mail was titled 'Top Fun Things to Do in K-Mart' btw

Is this real? Well, these are ideas are great regardless.

OMG that was so funny!!!

You can tell that it is ripped from a previous source due to July 19th's poorly worded entry. It originally says to do this in house wares and watch what happens.

didnt read.

fake but hilarious

¡No! Usted nos ha fallado, Señor! ¡Intento otra vez!

You lose. Good day, sir. Reasoning: -10 for fake. -10000220928301078132078+c*cks for being something I heard freshman year....in 2001.

5 for the Mission Impossible one.

5 for hilarity

i laughed and i laughed again if this were real i would laugh some more, but what does code 3 mean?

Obviously fake sense it almost restated verbatim "50 Fun Things to do at Wal Mart"

xD

by the way ive been inside the kmart in reno.. i wish that guy was there :(

3 for the funny, -2 for the "banning" from the store. that just doesn't happen.

-1 for trying to pass off as real. Still pretty funny, havn't read those in a while.

People can be banned from a store. My aunt bought and returned stuff so often she was banned.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH F*CK YA

http://www.goofball.com/jokes/top10/20000222_kmart

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

ownt.

This would have won if it was real.

Horribley fake, these were funny in e-mailes 4 years ago when I first saw them.

Hooray! A comrade:)

LOL

Sooo fake. This list of "things to do at wal-mart" has been around forever.

you fail, please try again ^_^

rofl

fake or no, these are hilarious

lmfao thats awesome dude i does that too but not so frequently

jesus christ that list of things this person supposedly did is from a hella old chain email, that from what i can recall was "things to do at walmart". seriously i got that like 10 years ago and its the exact same things.

fake as hell.... some people are so gullible. this sh*t belongs in crappy email work forwards, not ytmnd.

old joke

Brilliant!! Bravo!! Mighty fine!!!

The man is a genius.

ahhahaa

fake but still funny

Yeah its fake.

fake, and not funny.

This man is a Genius!

THAT MADE ME F*CKING LOL

Ahahaha. Youfail.

Fun at kmart

Fake, they can't ban you from a store.

fake

SNOP'D http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp but still funny

you win, keep up the good work. ;D

Ripped from a list describing fun things to do at a Wal-Mart.

I wish I lived near a K-Mart :-(

Fived for making me laugh. Faved for sticking it to the man.

Fake, still teh funny

Oh boy, funniest sh*t I've read in quite a while. Good f*cking work!

Fake but nice

lmao

four because its obviously bull sh*t weather you personally made it up or not.

I don't really care if it's fake. What I do care about is you stealing someone else's image, adding music, and making a YTMND of it.

I don't give a crap if it's fake. Still very funny.

HOLY SH*T THAT IS F*CKING AWSOME!! i will now copy and make improvements to what he has already done at a Target Store :D

I'd beat this guy so hardcore if he came into my workplace. and if i got fired, i would beat him more.

PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

congratulations, you took a list from a popular joke site (lotsofjokes.com) and turned it into a complaint letter!! :O

i dont believe it cause if it were an official warning it would include a notice that means if they come back to the store they are tresspassing, and i've heard half of these incidents on there on lame things to do in a retail store joke pages before

STOLEN FROM PHONELOSERS.ORG

LO FUKCING L

I officially want to go to KMART

lol where are the antidepressants

dont ever make me read agian you f*cking tard

got fake towards the end

I am totally doing this

hilarious

YES YES WIN!!!!!

Fake but, I love it.

LEWK AT THIS FUNNY THING I FOUND ON THE INTERNET!

Lewk Skywalker?

lol, i don't give a sh*t whether it's fake or not, it's funny.

What the hell's with that guy? He for reasons acted like a retard during his career.

lmao, I gotta try the clothing rack one

even if its fake, its still funny

prooty cool

Faked...

Seen that list before =P

This is fake.. this was based off of a 25 fun things to do at Wal-mart Blog entry somewhere..

HAHA! i'm going to do one of those things one day...

not real *disappointed face*

Either it's fake, or that guy actually attempted to do the list... either way, still funny

Friggn hilarious lol

Those are things from that list of things to do at Wal-Mart or K-Mart or Meijer or whatever.

Classic. :P

lol spelled jon at the top and john at the bottom.. nice

I don't care if it's fake. It made me laugh.

fake

Halarious.. if only it where true.. but to get the idea some1 must have done this somewhere.

As funny as they are, I've heard all these pranks before a million times. :( Also this is clearly a fake letter, hardly written in a proffesional manner. They actually called it a "Maddonna look"? Come on! These are burocrats, they dont have a sense of humor.

LMAO! sounds like something i would do in a k-mart....to bad their removed from CANADA! lol

Fake, these are only supposed to be done at a super wal*mart

man if that was real, what a great guy

Yeah, your husband "Hide in the clothes" -- this is an old list of fun things to do at WalMart that's been floating for years.

the first ones he should have been banned for. but they were still funny. the ones after that was just as hilarious. but he doesnt deserve to be banned from them.

0 because i heard a joke like this about 5 years ago and because it was passed to be real. worst YTMND i've seen in a while.

The first rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club, is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!

If that was real, this guy would be my hero.

lol, madonna look

ahahahahahah fake but still funny

so fake.

fav'ed because i thought it was funny, 1 star for obvious fakeness

Decent, but jesus f*cking christ, whoever wrote that can't spell for sh*t.

5'd and Fav'd even though it might be fake.

-2 for fake and old, +1 for Mission:Impossible music. Perfect.

this man is a goddamn hero

I love all the peoploe sayin "K-MART DOSEN'T MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES!" because we all know the prople who work at K-mart are the highest quaility employees.

as soon as the annoying music came on i 1d it.

So hilarious, I wish it wasn't fake!

lame

*throws 5 stars at you, then runs away humming the Mission Impossible theme song* I'm an upvote ninja!

yea I dont think so

Epic anti-corporation manoeuvre.

Fake but hilarious non the less

This deserves the top five! Bloody briliant!

Some many ideas ^_^

extremely old. extremely fake.

that guy is now officially my childhood hero.

lol i lol'd

It looks fake

funny but fake

Done all of these and more. I recommend this to everyone. Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, ect... Pick your mega-store and get to work men.

i want to meet this guy

fake

the last comment gave this one a WIN

LOL amazing

that guy owns

fake, but hilarious

Fake...stolen...fake AND stolen!

5'd, Fav'd

"used it a mirror" i smell a fake.

your the best, around!

2'd for fake

Mr. Fenton has to be the most awesome guy ever (and a YTMND user)

Nice sentence structure.

very funny... wasnt there a flash or something that said everything here as fun things to do with ur girlfriend at a store or something? cant remember funny

absolutely amazing. fake or not.

september 15 = there was a typo, can't upvote a typo, also (dont make us read, if its not all spelled right)

Must be fake, most of those are too close to the 'list of things to do in walmart' posted on the internet

Fake but funny. Although I have a feeling that in a short period of time I will make this come true. Thanks for the ideas!

fake

Im claiming it as fake. I got this in a chain email like 6 years ago and most of the lines are verbatim.

i LOLd So hard at some of them... 5 stars for you! i always wanted to pull sh*t at some store but never had the guts...

That is so old. And it didnt happen.

looks pretty damn fake to me

This man is an hero.

Seen this already. Can this possibly be real? I doubt it. I would hope not, since your fake store manager clearly lacks sentence structure and subject-verb agreement.

Possibly the Greatest YTMND ever.

Seen the list before, it has to be faked. There is no way they would make that many stupid spelling mistakes in a formal letter such as that. But it made me laugh regardless :)

fake

holly sh*t rofl

Actually if he had pulled this they'd more likely ban him the first time and arrest him the second. Some of those stunts would result in an instant arrest. The condums thing would pass unnoticed by security.

This has to be fake. No way....that's too goddamn funny!

~~*~*20 awsum things 2 do in walmart~*~*~*~*

Seen this in a FWD I got. Tell the people at spikedhumor.com they fail at proofreading and ask them if they're hiring.

Fake but funny. I haven't seen it before. 5'd to piss off the downvoters.

old, fake, and filled with grammatical errors.

5 for making me rofl in my pants! IM GANNA TAKE A SHOWER NOW!

hahahaha +5 for loling

Who cares if it's fake. Those are some great ideas to try out!

Obviously fake, there's a typo on line 20 "he'd invite the in if they'll bring pillows." So sorry to ruin your fun.

So old

stold from interweb. 3

yeah of course its fake but its funny so 3.

I'd give you more on the assumption that you understand this letter is fake, but even then, it's not funny.

wow, kmart uses horrible grammar.

I laugh at anyone that thinks this is real. All these are just from a list of random sh*t to do in any store that has been circulating the internet since the early 90s

that guy rules.

meh

F*cking HILARIOUS! 5'd and Fav'd

LOL

looloollolool rofl rofl rofl WET CARPT!!!!!! gagagagg VIOCES!!