Boll has no balls.

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E-mail this to him or something

+1

Take him down. I'm talkin DOWNTOWN!

Boll needs to go down.

F*CK HIM UP!

I couldn't navigate his website for the life of me, mattdozeb. It's in this crazy moon language.

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Lol @ boll has no balls.

Good luck

Grammar errors and being ugly deserves a 1.

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Epic.

Go f*ck him up.

I think Uwe's movies suck just as much as anyone else here, but this is pretty lame...

your f*ckign lame

you're :eng101:

F*ck Uwe Boll and f*ck his films.

He's not going to be making very many more films. They closed the German tax loophole that allowed him to put together the funding. Why do you think he's staging these elaborate publicity stunts? Just ignore him, I guarantee you he won't make another film. At least not one that gets a wide release.

+1

If anything, I just want to beat him for the sin that will be the Dungeon Siege movie. Or at least the trailer. Jason Statham's career isn't exactly going to extraordinary places, but sh*t man.

EPIC

lol good luck but i bet you, you're going to get rocked ;)

i eagerly await his Wii Sports movie

nothing like a good sponsorship and some glowing text to rake in the fives!

If he had balls he'd fight all his critics at once..

I hate Toilet Boll (just look at the first sites that I made for YTMND) more than probably anyone, yet your idea won't happen. Why? Becuase Toilet Boll only has experience in fighting (that's why he would fight critics with zero experience in boxing...Except the one who knew a little bit and even he didn't do any damage to the Toilet) and zero experience in directing (his movies prove this). Toilet Boll has probably never played a video game in his life and you would OWN him.

The "experienced" boxer was technically an amatuer boxer, but he had no actual fights to speak of, just spar experience. I'm going to update the image tommorow with more information, I really just threw this one up in a rush.

I laughed pretty hard at that EMT part (even though it wasn't a joke) but god I just can't stand nerds of this caliber, and this is coming from somebody who spends hours in a row on the computer

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The man challenges those who hate his movies to a boxing match, yet will continue to make crappy films. Way to go there Toilet! Can you guess what the Toilet was in school? Yep, he was the bully. Plus, how fair is it to fight people HALF your age? Not fair if you ask me. Toilet Boll just became an even bigger loser after this whole boxing B.S. and if he had any balls he would fight someone who was close to his age and boxing experience...But that won't happen since Toilet Boll isn't THAT stupid.

MGS3 music, cool.

Give 'em hell kid.

Well good for you! I'm glad someone is standing up to animal hording. Those puppy mills are a disgrace to humanity! Oh wait, what was this about?

I hope you beat that guy and make a YTMND of the event. That moron should be knocked down a peg or two. I'm assuming you e-mailed him?

If I knew his e-mail, he'd have gotten a formal challenge. Instead, I just gave up and decided "hey, YTMND"

way to end a sentance in a preposition

Sentence. Don't grammar nazi me plz.

hero of the internets

That'll be interesting if he actually sees this.

does he have a site or something? Mailbomb it with this!

I don't like Uwe Boll either, and I hate his movies, but you and this YTMND are very Boll-like. You took some stuff that was interesting before and is interesting by itself (even if it's material I don't hold in the highest regard), and then you added pretty much nothing and made it about you to get attention--making an altogether uninteresting piece of work. You should have sent it directly to the person you want to see it (which I wish Boll would do), because it's an eyesore to the public.

That said, I hope he does hear something about it. Most likely he'd pretend he never heard of it so that he doesn't have to face defeat--as we all know, the guy knows jack sh*t about video games. If he does catch wind of it and something comes of it, good luck. It just doesn't seem like quality YTMND material to me, much like Boll's movies aren't quality film. If it's the best medium for it, I guess I can't blame you for using it. At least you make a point, unlike Boll.

LOWTAX GOT THE SH*T BEAT OUT OF HIM LIKE HE DESERVED AND UWE BOLL MADE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER DOUCHE. EVERYONE WINS!

your picture scared me =(

You know, it's not really a big deal if somebody makes bad movies, you know...

^ er, sorry for the redundant "you know"

I manage a multiplex, and even though we didn't BOOK Bloodrayne to play, Uwe's film distributors sent us the film anyway. Apparently this happened to HUNDREDS of other movie theaters across the country....what did they expect to happen....that we'd ACCIDENTALLY put the film together, ACCIDENTALLY put it on the program schedule, ACCIDENTALLY sell tickets to it, and ACCIDENTALLY run it through a projector??

FINAL BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE INTERNETS! Also, video game movies.

Monkeysquat: I'm not looking to sock the dude in the jaw, as satisfying as that would be. I just wish to put him to shame in games, which would by far prove more interesting for everyone. If the guy can train to box, he can pick up a ps2 controller and learn to play some Virtua Fighter. At the very least, all that would ever come out of this is a "No, I will not play you" or a pretty interesting matchup. I totally see your point though.

sounds like the uwe ball thing from harry potter

Damn, are there videos of these guys getting their asses kicked? Particularly Lowtax?

http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/round1.wmv -- an alternate version: http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/round1-2.wmv -- and the post-fight interview: http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/lowtaxlive.asf

I didn't think there was anything that I could care so little about.

I'm 5'ing this because douches ought to be called out and shown up. Not a particularly good ytmnd, but good substance. What exactly is up with your pic though...you might want to look at the screen when you kick the sh*t out of Boll...just a suggestion.

The photo for the bout poster will show up when he accepts. In the meanwhile, a goofy picture will do.

Wow. great timing on the transistion.

i wonder if nothing0011 is an alt acct

Be a man and play him on Dark Ressurection. (Pro T5 player btw.) Unpatched PS2 for the loss.

challenge him to a duel with real pistols

wow kyanka got f*cking owned

Jammno: Go ahead and buy me DR then. I sure as hell don't have the spare cash right now and I've been dying to play.

Just win a cabinet at nationals. ;-/

the fight is just stupid

Playing Nina on 5.1 is enough to throw me off my game, I wouldn't dare try nationals on DR. Be a good sport and buy me DR for christmas or something ;x

I f*cking hate that guy.

Wow, lowtax is a pussy. Run lowtax, run!

Too bad it had to be lowtax. I wish he challenged maddox, because having a video of somebody beating the sh*t out of maddox would pretty much make my year.

I broke my Nina card when the patch hit. :~(

EMO!

yeah the guys who got beat all said they lost fair and ^2

It begins.

I want to see Lowtax fight Eric Bauman and Max in a royal rumble.

who was the one he "refused to fight"? Was it that Spanish critic who he'll fight later on?

I've got my money on Justin.

Uwe Boll is a bad, bad man. Im ashamed of him as a German.

Honestly, f*ck that guy

Uwe refused the fighters that could beat him...

oh yea let's all get involved in this sissyfest

you rock!

Hope he accepts.

Heh, I'm 16, no professional training, and I'll gladly go box with Uwe Boll because his movies are sh*tty.

Too nerdy to be serious.

He knocked out Lowtax? ...kick his f*cking ass.

haha. never going to happen but we can all have dreams

Hmm some german guy. *googles* he's going to ruin the farcry series

Give him hell. Give him HELL.

So send him an e-mail.

Here justin, I just saw your response to what I said. So I checked his site. I think this is his e-mail. vertrieb@boll-kg.de

I'd love to challenge him, 'cept I'm a girl and therefore suck at videogames (I wIN TEH SSBM TOURNEEZ)

i cant believe he searches the internet for critics. hes must be very insecure...well if i made the movies he made i would be insecure too.

I accept your challenge, i'll meet you in my ass

Needs to be a little slower. But seriously, kick his ass!

Pfft I bet you're just another yoshi egg picking f*ggot like everyone else online.

AWESOME I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS *SS KICKED

Kick his ass! :D

...am i the only one who noticed that the date is wrong? It happened the 23rd, not the 24th of September. This was Saturday, right? Anyway, I fully support this; Uwe Boll is a huge douche who misrepresented the whole boxing event and is a complete whore. If he's trying to gain respect in the American movie market, he really shouldn't even bother; his movies make most of their money in the foreign market anyway.

Uwe Boll probably trained for the fight while no one else cared or took him seriously when he said it was just a joke, he's that much of a lame c*nt.

uhhh who?

lol I'd just knife him, I don't fight fairly with anyone like that.

1 until you send this to him.

Challenging him to video games? You lose.

You rock

I fived this because Ed Wood sucked.

Guess what? Someones here to DEFEND Uwe Boll. You know that crap Lowtax was on about about how Uwe Boll promised to train him? Bullsh*t. He's just pissed off that he lost. And you know what else? HE CHOSE TO BE THERE. Now he claims it was just a PR stunt. If they don't like this man, why the HELL would they participate in this? They're LOSERS, CRYBABYS, and WIMPs. Can anyone explain to me what the HELL a FAKE boxing match is? This isn't friggen wrestling! What were they gonna do, stand around and fake...

Hey, guy, Lowtax was planning to lose the fight from the start. Which is why his name is mysteriously absent from the gif.

punches? People would buy tickets to that? Uwe Boll is not the best film maker but HOLY JESUS he is nothing close to being the worst. His film are under rated and no one gives them a chance. Even worse, people insult him and THREATEN him online like they have some personal vendetta against him. No other film maker gets this much crap, so don't be surprised when Uwe Boll does something like this. He didn't run after his fans and corner them and beat the sh*t out of them, he CHALLENGED, they accepted, he...

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won and after going extremely easy on them too. Uwe Boll is one of the few film makers out there whose not afraid to stand up to whiny bitchy critics who know sh*t about film making, and I respect him for that. If LowTax had said "Yeah he kicked my *ss but his movies still suck" I'd respect him. But he whined, he bitched, and now he looks like an idiot on camera.

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I want to bash his skull with my bare hands. Or any object that is nearby. I'd kick his *ss Dead Rising style: with just about anything that isn't nailed down.

slow it down some

And the 17 year old kid was givewn a doctors notice and chose to be in this fight.

Kill him dead.

five'd

.> *adds obligatory 4 star rating*

slow it down a fraction

You claim to be a casual gamer, but I bet you're a hardcore motherf*cker :P

Yes yes yes yes yes ye yes!!

YOU YOSHI EGG PICKING BISH~~

Ed Wood > you

He is teh suck. And I cant vote

uwe bollsh*t.

5'd for telling me about the Lowtax fight, which I didn't know of before. However, you linked to http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/lowtaxlive.asf which appears to not work. I'm very interested in the interview, and if you could post a working link it would be fabulous.

It doesn't matter that the 17 year old consented, it is still incredibly pathetic and immature to hurt someone that much over so little. Uwe deserves a good fry pan to the face

Uwe Boll is as gay as his name,he would get his *ss ownd,but i would be a little careful,he's to much of a dweeb to play fair, and he needs a swift kick in the ass,F U BOLL!

What an ass. The guy used to be a ametuer boxer and then picks on a few kids who don't stand a chance. Then chickens out on the first guy who would posse a challenge.

KILL THE MOTHERF*CKER

lawl get a haircut

Okay, if this guy is in his 40s he's an OLD MAN, especially in terms of boxing. His reflexes have got to suck, boxing is mostly about SPEED SPEED SPEED. If anyone in their 20s (who actually trained) lost to this guy, they got owned.

this is the nerdiest thing i've heard today

i have no idea whats going on

i'd like to see chuck lidell become a critic

BEAT HIS ASS! ... the metal gear solid music totally made it awesome

Nothing like WALL OF TEXT to deserve a 1. NO ONE CARES ABOUT UWE BOLL! WE get it, he sucks!

After seeing the fights, it's clear the challengers had no training whatsoever. Pointless and stupid.

give me a f*cking break.

F*CK UWE BOLL

that was really f*ckin good

goes too fast, and your a nerd

I support your cause!

YTMND is being taken over by nerds. =(

5 for boston

good luck

Notedog, he could've danced around them and bopped them up a bit to show them who's boss. Give them some bruises and let them know what he COULD have done. Instead he beats a kid sh*tless, and for what? It doesn't make his movies any better. It makes him an *ssh*l*e. And yes, his movies ARE terrible. There are worse films and filmmakers, but they rarely get a studio release like his. His crap is Sci-Fi original movie bad. Boll has done the impossible: He's made himself look like an even bigger piece of crap

"YTMND is being taken over by nerds" What next, the internet is being taken over by people with computers????

Epic challenge and presentation, three.

MAKE HIM CRY!

Aha...so THIS was the guy that ruined Alone in the Dark. And here I thought the movie would have been like the game... FOOLISH ME! Kick his *ss dude. This guy sucks. He's pawning off his sh*tty movie ideas behind the cover of good games. Kick his *ss and when he walks away defeated knock him down the stairs Professor-X style.

Give him hell.

rofl Boll pwned those f*gs

Careful, your inner dork is showing.

boll is a f*g. i hope he sends you a funny email detailing his pansyness.

4 for the Ed Wood comment, Though I'd probably 4 it anyways. Ed Wood made crap films, but the only impact he made was in an inspirational sense, because of the passion he put into them.. and it was a pretty good "How not to..." guide for film makers at the same time. comparing him to uwe boll who churns out crap films because video games are popular and make money is no good. /big hissy emo rant over now, good luck etc

Challenge him to a couple of games on Dance Dance Revolution. C'mon, that would be damn funny and you know it. Or Smash Bros. Melee and select Jigglypuff. Yeah.

NICE!!!! You will win!

Kick his ass!

Godspeed, justinhayabusa

slow it down in at the longer text parts. and dude, you make it sound as if the people he fought didn't volunteer for the fight. like he beat up some random 17 year old or made some random guy on the street go to the hospital. if some weak person didn't want to get beat up, they shouldn't have applied to fight against him.

Boll may be an *ssh*l*e, but Lowtax is still a pussy for not staying in longer.

Uwe Boll > You.

1..2..3.. do eeet

I'd fight him if he'd let me :P

KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

I don't have anything against him, in fact I dont' even know who he is, I just enjoy fighting

Take his *ss out

I doubt he will ever go on YTMND, let alone right now. Also make it faster, I almost read a full frame before it flicked.

Do us proud Justin. Do us proud.

Dont really care for the YTMND but BOSTON MA ftw!

who cares, better ways to spend your time

Hey, I want front row seats, I live near boston

Boll is a stain on the underpants of cinema. He is the Sh*t people throw away when they decide to buy Crap. He is in no way, shape, or form a filmmaker of any discernable quality. Though I commend your enthusiasm, he does not deserve the attention.

Ooh, I don't even know who Uwe Boll is and I'm excited.

Beat his ass.

He wouldn't see this. I am thoreauly disappointed.

Get me some seats I'll be there if it's in boston

f*ck video games i will fight him for real.

I believe in you justin!

The first page changed too fast to read fully... increase the time just a hair.

I sent him an e-mail, I advise all other ytmnders to do the same. vertrieb@boll-kg.de

go lose your virginity nerd

Rip him a new *ssh*l*e, Justin!

down with that evil man...

5 for good syncing

i dont care. no one else should neither. you need to get outside and see sunlight, its warmer than you remember.

i lol'd so hard when the music built up right as it said "challenge you in tekken5"

Beating Up Kids? That's hardcore lawls. Why isn't he in prison?

5'd for haters and people who call this nerdy

A legendray challenge - I salute you sir.

Nice syncing.

:care:

he seriously boxed a 17 year old??? wowwww what a f*g

$h!+, I'll take the man on in film making myself. I don't even need the home field advantage. I could also beat him in a sparring match, though not a fight.

yah, i just read about this last night. What a f*cking *ssh*l*e, he should be shot rigth there on the note of the actuall ytmnd: the text went way to fast.

Tekken sucks

Kick his *ss dude

More like Uwe Loll.

care....

lol

Ohhhhhohohoh, my god - how I wish I could have fought this guy.

You rule, Uwe sucks. You kinda look like a House of the Dead extra in your pic, though.

also he fought all five....

they wanted to fight him. not boll's fault that they are all little bitches

challenge yourself: suicide

Abso-f*cking-lutely brilliant!

Thats damn right your from Boston!!!

Kick the little f*cker's ass.

HOOYA!

kick his ass

5 cuz uwe boll SUCKS HORSEDICK

Anyone have any idea on how to contact Uwe "Couldn't put together a decent movie if his life, the universe and everything depended on it" Boll? Email? Fax? Finding him on a film set and shoving the notice and challenge down his throat?

I'll race him in Mario Kart, if you wish. Over Wi-Fi, I could do it.

What the f*ck, what a douche.

Belt him in his gob.

If people didn't want their asses kicked, they shouldn't have fought him.

I hate him (boll). I should spend more time on the internet.

Uwe is a pussy. I'll kick the sh*t out of him.

Hideo Kojima won't let Uwe do MGS the movie. lol

hell yeah! kick his ass! and musical timing was perfect

How about uwe boll vs. manute bol. BATTLE OF THE BOLS

The creater of somethingawful just challenged him to a boxing match as well. I anticipate boll to get his *ss beat

GO F*CKING KICK HIS ASS

I want all this video-taped and posted on the interweb when you win

Five for metal gear theme

Yes

He's not going to take your challenge because he knows he'll lose, he knows he'll be picking on someone his own size on this playing field, and he knows his movies are unsuccessful. Some people just need a good beating to humble them.

This is...really...geeky. All gamers know "If you can't beat them in video games, challenge them to a fight in real life." Not the other way around.

tl;dr.

Uwe Bollsh*t Must Die

eh bostons mad gay but uwe boll sucks so ill 4 you

Great YTMND, I'd love to see this happen.

Boll can beat up film critics! That makes his movies good, right? .....Right?

Lowtax is a f*cking joke, neither of these idiots should represent video games. If you had the chance to box this failure of a producer he should have at least taken 5 minutes out of his day to learn how to throw a punch.

5. I would donate if I had paypal. I hope this goes through.

If he ever saw this, he'd never except. Good job though.

I want to fistfight with him...consider it a rematch (even though I've never even met him) Blue belt in shorin-ryu style karate FTW!

Blowtax deserved every punch. Also, do you realize how pathetic you sound saying "I'M A TOUGH GUY WHEN I PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!" ? Just let it go and go back to prostrating yourself to your arrogant SA mod while you pay him to work for him. I'm not defending Uwe Boll though, he is is a no talent hack.

Manute Bol + lion + seven shards of a broken stained-glass window from Bethlehem Lutheran Church located at 4100 Lyndale Avenue S, Minneapolis, MN 55409 + 3 grams of opium + the metaphorical essence of "deceit" obtained through psychic means from the minds of eighty-three sudanese children under thirteen years of age VS. Uwe Bol + a three week old orange with a dime-sized patch of stachybotrys mold growing on it.

Kick his *ss Justin!

here's a sincere challenge to you. jump off a bridge.

The amount of dumbasses posting "Go do ____ nerd1!1!!11" is hilarious.

5'D FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Awesome! But seriously you should email this to him. IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS SITTING ON YTMND, as I'm sure he never goes here and searches for his own name. PLEASE DON'T RUIN THIS GREAT IDEA BY LEAVING THE PAGE WHERE HE WON'T FIND IT!

It's not a great idea. It also has about no chance of happening. Even if this little event were wished into existance do you realize how terribly anticlimactic it would be? This site does not deserve the attention it is being given. It is merely an outraged SA mod fanboy looking for a way to vent. He came to YTMND to do it. This YTMND is his self made emotional tampon. Lowtax deserved it. Boll is an ass.

it doesn't matter who wins this. his movies are still going to suck.

Who the f*ck is Uwe Boll?

how about this... I'll bash his f*cking movies and kick his f*cking ass. If someone could dupe him into not knowing I've been a boxer for a decade and weigh 315lbs then I'd love to smash his face in.

Oh I see, no wonder I never heard of him. He makes obscure video game movies that I forgot about because they suck balls. Kick his ass.

kill yourself.

I'll beat the both of you in Bushido Blade.

It's like I always (never) say... never bring boxing gloves to a gunfight.

Unfortunately, Ed Wood films are at least fun to watch, which sets Boll back even Further. 5ed for Snake Eater music and GREAT JUSTICE

WTF is Uwe Bowl?