sweet, can't wait for it

+37

2nd

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WITCHCRAFT!

+3

there are so many pink names in this thread that i have never ever seen before.

Are you saying that someone could become so buff that he could score like all the world's ass. Thus causing massive global inbreeding. And ultimately bringing population growth to a stand still?

+4

i dont get this sh*t its pointless this website is for funny things or for pr0n

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SH*TTIEST YTMND. and its not funny. 1 who the f*ck cares, ill be long dead before then.

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You'll be dead sooner than you think, prick.

+18

WHAT THE FUK IS UP WITH MUSIC ON FRONTPAGE. WHY THE F*CK CAN'T I TURN IT OFF.

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depressing

Unfortunately we wont be here to see all of this. Nice sound clip!

oh what i'd give to see Andromeda fill the night sky

+8

so basicly.. we're f*cked

+3

Safety is not guaranteed.

+26

i like hot dogs...will there be hot dogs 5 billion years from now....i didn't see that on the time line?!?

+9

This is old, but... nice find, and music makes it epic. And 50,000 years... I'm ready to bet you anything you want there won't be any humans alive on Earth by then. I'd even be surprised in a millenia.

+4

It was missing NEDM.

+50,000 years, yeah right.

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can't wait for 2.9 billion years, andromeda galaxy nightsky ftw

+5

Blame any future extinction of humanity on Nigg ers, democrats, and the liberal leftists. Arabs, too.

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f*ck... time to get out the SPF 10^5 or would I need more?

+5

Only 3 because of the scientific inaccuracies, the cotenents are not going to merge like that, infact they are moving in the opposite directions then what you show, the americas will merge into indochina, not back into pangeia, also when two galaxies colide they don't actually colide galaxies are mostly empty space and they'll most likely pass through eachother with a collision percentage of at most 2%. but other then that outstanding job.

+6

According to Palin, Jesus will show up way before and Armageddon will ensure that the Earth gets destroyed MUCH earlier.

+1

I'm hungry for you're poo, dont make me starve!!!

-2

So what your saying is.. recycle?

+1

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+1

well this ruins my vacation plans.

You win, good day sir.

+2

10 dollars down the earth will survive no matter what thanks to some sort of freak accident.

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Yeah, it's called the rapture. Shun the nonbeliever. O ya ur not invited.

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I love these XD

We need to start infusing the sun with hydrogen so it doesn't get so big

this site isn't funny at all

lol, science...

sooo much effort, for so much loss.

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first.

+4

Me thinks BaconWrap is talking about his conception.

+8

you win all the internets, plus an NEDM

-4

imma throw in this graty for great justice

Yeah, that sh*t is pretty interesting.

Can we have your liver then?

omg genuis

nice

are these 5's all bots? this is crap

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its more than a one asshat

+3

At least he made a great site, so i wouldn't be critisizing him just because all you have is a site with a 3. Good job trying to be a critic idiot.

+5

The desire to learn?

+5

you lose.

+3

Apparently bots know how to downvote your comments as well.

+6

Neat. I wonder if I'll still be around for that.

+12

Nope, lol

Just freeze yourself or something.

Jesus.

+1

God > Jesus.

FSM > God >= Jesus

xenu > all

>Xenu

Fedor

moon man > your pathetic gods

The... End? No, always wonder. A truly great ytmnd.

+3

Heh, wonder what you'd say now?

+1

The Great father has changed much since last year...many of us have...

Well done, but the last slide is ridiculous. Who puts their differences aside? I can't believe you said that. Your hippie beliefs are insulting. Let's fight to the death, just you and me.

hippie beliefs aside, this is a great ytmnd.

I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.

+2

500

that and I 1'd for BS global warming/change propaganda

you forgot to add the part...

:)

5, but you put timelime instead of timeline

+3

I think I would rather have a timelime to make c*cktails with

+4

lol ytmnd word filters don't like mixing drinks

+8

Yeah ill be deader than sh*t by then

-1

I'm liking it. But I dont like messages of much tolerance over humanity. I believe that humanity must unify but never just be "accepting" or "tolerant" of the beliefs of others. Still worthy of a 4 of course.

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Correction: 5000 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

+2

Correction: 2100 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

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Correction: 2008 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

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Correction: 2008 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

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because nintendo decides to spend all their profit on love motels.

+4

Correction: AD 2101 War was beginning

+28

Correction: Intersteller = Interstellar (6.8 Billion Years Slide)

+1

It goes against my religion, but it scares me even more. I've been doubting my christianity lately, and this doesn't help..OH, WHY'D I CLICK THIS!?

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Yes, come join us on the dark side. Mwahahahahaha!

+5

How could this possibly go against Christian beliefs? (unless you're some fundamentalist weirdo that literally interprets old testament crap) Hay guysth can sum1 giv me the math equation 2 disprove all the sheeple in church lol thx id apprec8 it i hate god am i cool yet? Btw 1 for those last 2 slides being so retarded.

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Xenu was right, you ass.

It goes against christianity because it implies the world was created by the Big Bang, whereas christianity believes God created Earth and all it's inhabitants. And your religion failed to update to the present day, not one survives without adapting. c'mon downvote me, it's just true. And you KNOW it is if you downvote.

+3

Your lack of faith is amusing.

zomg

i like it. got too preachy at the end though. cool site still.

+1

The Earth would have already crashed into the sun very early on in your "presentation."

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nerdf*g

+1

i would actually have to agree our orbit would get too close to the sun within the first 5 million to a billion years

but if that doesn't happen this is a pretty accurate representation

O NOES! end of the world mb? hmm and -1 for no "also, c*cks"

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The Atlantic Ocean is getting larger, resulting in a smaller Pacific. Other than that, awesome YTMND.

+3

◄So people accuse me of unfunny scare tactic YTMNDs pushing speculative truths and give me ones...but that is what we have here is it not? 3 for the great music anyways.►

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"It goes against my religion, but it scares me even more. I've been doubting my christianity lately, and this doesn't help..OH, WHY'D I CLICK THIS!?" Why does it scare you? Christian or not, you'll be long dead when this happens. But very interesting. I think humanity will either have wiped itself out or be spread out accross the galaxy by the time this happens.

+1

I was waiting for NEDM, but even though I didn't get one I still loved it.

+2

beauifully made, and awe-inspiring.

Wow....One of the best YTMND's I've seen

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welcome to ytmnd, must be your first day

+5

5'd. However, the human race has 100 years tops left. Enjoy it while you can.

+5

Rise of the Lycans!!

Good, but that first slide doesnt really feel like it fits in with the rest, as they focus mainly on physical changes and exclude us.

holy shiite

i bet in 10,000 years we dyson sphere that bitch of a star.

+16

Win for knowing what a Dyson Sphere is.

+1

I was just thinking about that today!

win for the line: "we dyson sphere that bitch"

i say we got 100yrs tops

Unless we rid the population of everything that threatens our future.... Black People.

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sux for us

+2

awesome. did u know that if the earth's history were a 24 hour clock, human existance would be about 7 seconds

+3

and if Earth's history were a football field, Bill Nye's lifetime would be a 1/20 of the width of a tissue paper (who remembers that episode?)

+4

Dong involved as well...

Well, that settles it. Let's start developing the technology to move the human race and other species to another galaxy. Let's go! Chop chop!

+1

...But let's not bring any mosquitoes with us. Mosquitoes are *ssh*l*es. Same deal with ticks and boll weevils.

+1

YTMND is becoming some kind of cross between Star Trek and Jack Whathisface the PBS stargazing guy. I love it.

+1

Very well put together. Who would have thought that the Total Recall theme would fit so well with it?

+2

These ytmnd's are just so awesome. It really makes you feel insignificant in the universe....much like how a downvoter feels.

+4

we have already discovered ufos and anti gravity devices, so i doubt we will see all of that

Depressing...

+1

Incredibly

i wish i could b here to c every single thing.....

You didn't say the magic word!

VERY WELL DONE!

very well made

"So people accuse me of unfunny scare tactic YTMNDs pushing speculative truths and give me ones...but that is what we have here is it not?" Scare tactic? I'm not going to be alive for any of this whet. Why would I be scared?

+1

Ultimate!

i read about this in the Charlie Brown encyclopedia when i was 12. read a book, guys.

-4

wow, flawless YTMND, but -4 for no NEDM, sorry, this is YTMND, no NEDM, no win

-4

May all the racists burn in their attempts to thwart human survival

Very well made, but it creeps the sh*t out of me.

Hmmm. +4 for making everything seem like it will happen quickly and not gradually, and will just occur at the times listed. -3 for no joke and not being impressive or new. +2 for racism (human race? gtfo)

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Awesome.

8 billion years: number of science slideshows on YTMND reaches critical mass, causing the site to explode, vaporizing neighboring websites.

+3

LIFE IS GUNNA FUXXING SUCK WHEN IM 7 BILLION YRS OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

+3

genius comment

nice

Freaking mega 5'd. You forgot to mention the part about where are universe collapses and dies! Ahhh. = (

Quoting Wikipedia's article on the Big Crunch: "However, recent experimental evidence...has—to considerable surprise—shown that the expansion of the universe is not being slowed down by gravity, but instead, accelerating, suggesting that the universe will not end with a Big Crunch, but will instead expand forever. Although some scientists have contested this theory,[1] most cosmologists have considered the evidence of an accelerating universe to be conclusive since 2002."

When the galaxies collide, am I the only one who saw an O RLY? face?

ya rly. :D

superbly interesting. kinda preachy at the end. the reality of this whole situation is that most of the hate is being generated, or at least egged on, by the generation preceding us. we have the power to realize the bad path humanity is on and change its course for the better. another reality is that humanity won't last forever. but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.(yes, i realize the irony of being preachy and labeling this ytmnd as being preachy. shut up)

Whetstone, how is this a scare tactic, we are just learning about the universe, we aren't being told to believe X or we will spend eternity suffering.

+1

CAPITAAAAAIN WINNAR

btw, i think its funny that despite we know for certain about tectonic plates and shifting of continents, movement of stars, etc - whetstone calls it "scare tactic speculation" - yes, thats right people - somehow events that may possibly (be honest, even though its science, its 'weatherman' science) take place millions of years after you die are a 'scare tactic' - huh?

+1

Ii thought the continents were going to converge into happycat's head and NEDM music would start.

+4

good thing we will be living on other planets by the time our sun distroyes earth

"destroys"

Not with that education we won't...

Good, although the audio isn 't very interesting and more should be added regarding the science behind it all.

You most definitely win. Good day, sir.

i like the message at the end. astronomy is one of my majors, and i love this stuff, but its wierd sometimes coming back to reality, and realizing all the petty squables we have as human beings. so yea, while some of us have seen all of this stuff in our studies, this is one sciency ytmnd that has a point imo. props

Nice

I'm going to stick my brain in a robot body so I can see this crap.

+4

Wow... Depressing... Still, Majestic. Good work.

incredible....when does NEDM happen?

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ftw

Not to mention these aren't scare tactics if they aren't really convincing you to do anything. It says if we want to see the future, we have to stay alive. That's just basic human logic.

well, its good to know these things arent gonna be happening any time soon, lol.... but its still depressing

You forgot the part where the scientists of today make a miscalculation and realize their vision of the future is wrong and they really have no idea what they're talking about...

-5

...and that world is only 6000 years old!

+5

helo i am correct u are dumbass idiot fuk u dumb idiot i own u

add a slide in saying that 2 million years from now, the giant Santa Claus monster comes down from space to terrorize all life on Earth.

+3

uberhaxor111, you're a f*ckin idiot

Fascinating :o

Man, that was awesome. I don't really get why the Earth's continents are tending toward the creation of a new supercontinent, but I'm guessing you know more about this sh*t than I do.

Man wow! your so cool! you told me sh*t I already knew and don't give a sh*t about!!!!!!!!!!

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*faved*

Earth would be gone during the first red giant phase of the sun. plus humans will be long gone before then, either extinct or moved to another planet/satellite.

◄Consider this: Cries of the infidels speaks of our destruction if our sin is not paid for, and this YTMND speaks of our destruction if we don't do something. People just don't want to admit that they aren't consistent.►

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The day we will set foot in the stars, regilions will be non-existant. Either that or we will have destroyed ourselves because of "blocked" people liked you. Welcome to the club.

+1

ILL GO TO WIKIPEDIA FOR THIS KIND OF SH*T, NOT YTMND

+1

Yes, a real winner of a site, http://www.theonion.com/content/news/wikipedia_celebrates_750_years_of

damn whet...you just don't get it do you?

5'd for putting things into perspective

"this YTMND speaks of our destruction if we don't do something. " - is there really anyone who thinks there'll be people around in a billion years to do anything about it?

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Not if we don't get off of our asses to do something about it. The true killer of the human race will be their procrastination to do something about their impending doom.

-1

Future timelines + Total Recall = win

Your ytmnd = Change your ways or face hell! This tymnd = Scientists say this will happen if what we have observed of other planets holds true for our own

Well made!

In addition, I still don't understand where you see scare tactics. I must again point that none of us are going to be around when any of this stuff happens. What the hell is there to be scared about?

Nice

Can't wait

Four because it's kind of depressing. "and this YTMND speaks of our destruction if we don't do something. " whet, I'm not in a panic about this, because I'll long dead when it happens, and I really don't give a crap about the distant future if I'm not a part of it.

There's supposed to be a "be" in that last comment somewhere.

Whetstone two words: Bull Sh*t!

+1

Um, he could be talking about the last slide...

That was great... You truly earned this five. Wonderful work. Oh yeah, can you put up a list of your sources, this is pretty interesting and I would like to read more into it. (or at least the major ones that you used)

orlyfuturegalaxy.ytmnd.com

Interesting. I'm thinking we'll take ourselves out before then though.

Utterly. Mindboggling.

Way to depress the hell out of me. I mentally downvote you.

Needs more NEDM.

If you are talking about the last slide there is one huge difference between your ytmnd and this one. The final message at the end is "work together" or "get along." Yours is converting to Christianity or believe in god

+1

i loved it please make more.

Sumguy21 approves of this message.

meh just another way the human race is screwed i say we got a good 30 years until something like that happens. Oh well the earth has had a good run.

Breathtaking...

....ok this would be taking it a step too far.

Woah. Epic. I can't get enough of these astronomy ytmnds!

Beats the pants of off smoothemedias "A tiny glimpse"

interesting stuff, despite my hate for astronomy ytmnds, maybe it was the total recall theme.

fun

wow, i also heard that in about 150,000,000,000,000,000 years, this "The Big Freeze" will happen, which pretty much the universe is destroyed or something.

I've read that according to "recent" 'dark energy' theory, dark energy will overcome gravitational as well as nuclear forces and matter will literally be pushed apart... interesting contrast to the big crunch, eh?

The win.

0_0 -_- 0_0 -_- 0_0 -_- ^_0 (one eyebrow up) Fascinating.

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Cant wait

deep stuff.... http://winnarfivestars.ytmnd.com/

Considering that most of people here are under 25 years old, we will all die of various effects of the global warming before anything of that happens. There is no way humanity will survive for more than 200 years. Go capitalism!

I'd like to see the Andromeda galaxy in the night sky.

Doesn't Majestic fight someone at the End? Anyways, nice work!

TEH CLOCK IS TICKING!!!!111

That was a very interesting YTMND... You definately deserve a 5 for this. Good job fwywarrior.

7.1 billion years: Max makes ytmnd tshirts

+4

really cool

Nicely done...it's stuff like this that makes me wish I wasn't immortal.

The science matrix has you.

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The sun consumes the Earth? NEDM?!?!?!?!?

Somebody who sees the big picture.

Yep. This is pretty much what science beleives will happen to our star, based on observations of the life cycles of the other billion stars in sky. Our star has to run out of hydrogen eventualy. When hydrogen fusion stops, the lack of an outward force will allow gravity to win the tug of war and compress the sun. This compression will heat up the star to the point of being able to fuse helium. It will lack the mass (gravity) to fuse anything more, and then it will just, run out of fuel.

can I join the YTMND Education Council?

+2

By then I will be laying a bunch of space hookers with my giant hyraulic robo-penis.

It's spelled "interstellar".

im scared, some one hold me...........

isnt it kinda a sad feeling that someday (assuming we dont annihilate everything) that life will cease to exist? sad...

I love you. EduTMNDs are my favorites. We need more such as these that give us a little perspective.

I can't tell with the new layout, but this better not be in the Top 5.

id rather not know that. its depressing in a way but sure is neat!

very cool, watched it a few times. There's a spelling mistake at 2.9 billion years, "experience" not "experiance"

QUOTE: " isnt it kinda a sad feeling that someday (assuming we dont annihilate everything) that life will cease to exist? sad..." I WONDER IF HUMANS IN THE FUTURE WILL EVEN LOOK LIKE HUMANS FROM NOW OR IF WE WILL EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I DOUBT THE DINOSAURS COULD HAVE FORESEEN THEIR SPECIES GO EXTINCT ONLY TO HAVE THEIR GENETIC OFFSPRING BE KEPT IN CAGES AS PETS FOR SUPERINTELLIGENT RODENTS.

Welcome to Introduction to Astronomy. My name is Mr. POS and I will be your instructor.

OMG! We're fu**in* doomed! I'm off to Wallmart to buy supplies, rations, water! Gas up the truck! Run for the hills... bring lotsa guns and..... Huh? Did you say 7 Billion years? Never mind, go on with life.

5 if u add NEDM

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I'm glad I'll be dead before any of that sh*t happens.

+3

lol powerpoint.

pretty cool if i was looking to get this somewhere i dont thinkg htsi makes a gud ytmnd tho bro

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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.

You spelled "experience" wrong. You spelled it experiance.

F, This wasted so much time, YTMND is not the place for stupid sh*t like this. I WANT FUNNY.

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your demands will not be met

Everybody on the planet must jump at the same time to knock the Earth of it's axis so we may escape the dreaded sun.

+2

I love the NEDM

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