Step off, sir.

+1

Feel free to actually watch it or don't bother voting/commenting.

I got through the 17 pages, but it became kind of an endurance race... Maybe I'm just really tired, but 17 pages seems a bit heavy to watch slide-by-slide, maybe post it all on a forum if you want people to read it.

WTF! This isnt about Saints Row!

Also and or something.

jesus be with you

Those f*cking evil Caffy-licks. Always out there to getcha, eh?

I'm ready to accept death when it comes, and I'm willing to pay any consequences as well. I believe that I'm doing my part to help others because it makes me feel better in return by doing so. I can't accept beliefs solely on faith. I would be lying to myself and everyone else, even if I were to act like I believed when I clearly don't. I don't think true belief is something that can be taught, it's probably something predisposed or gained through a personal experience.

Anyway, I found the stories to be touching and I agree with the morality and underlying intentions behind spreading good through religion. I'm happy to support others if they have good hearts, but I do so only for humankind and not for a greater power. I don't see anything wrong with agnosticism, people are just being honest to themselves by admitting they don't understand everything.

Pray for me kind sir for the evils of this world are taking their tolls..

I 3'd this ytmnd, because I felt like that is what it deserved. It lost points with me because unlike the last one where I liked the presentation more than the content (truthfully) and it seemed like if one is not a follower of God you will burn in Hell. What does God say or do to the Buddhist monks that have sworn an oath of pacifism or the person that may not be perfect, but they hold the door open for people and such? My biggest gripe with religion is how people have carried out their doctrine.

Jim Jones, Al-Qaeda Moonies, Mormons, and other sects have one thing in common: They all use religion for their own interests and use terror methods or shady origins and ways to get their points across. Religion is not for everyone, I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and belief, and I think that we are our own gods and we sculpt our own world. You don't have to follow a centuries old book, scroll, or set of rules to know that killing, being too self-absorbed and even saying thank you

are good things to keep in mind. I bet you that if Allah, Jehovah, God, Buddha and all the other divinities were to look down at some of the ways their words have been carried out, they would be just shocked, as most, if not all of these divinities would've assumed that the common man has common sense and not crash planes into buildings, or stone people to death or whatever else people have done wrong.

:D

religion can do some great things but still I think it isn't more than wishful thinking oh well 4d for the positive message

Correction: killing and narcissism (self-absorbed) are BAD things.

ass

meh i don't know...he isn't a preachy as he normally is. This isn't as bad as the other abominations he has made

YTMND should be about footballs to the groin, punching the keys, pondering what love is, NEDM, and everything that you can't say or do at work or school. Not battles of ideology- we get enough of that fed to us by the media as it is.

I sometimes wonder if religious people realize that some people can’t believe certain things based solely on faith. Whet, do you realize that a lot of us can’t believe a lot of this stuff because we are incapable of belief and not because it would stop us from living life the way we want. I would love to be Christian! It would give me easy answers to all of my questions and a moral compass for which to live my life.

A positive message. Most people won't understand what you're trying to say or will reject it, but maybe someone will hear you.

ppl leave you the longest comments, its funny what lengths ppl go to to push their beliefs on others

nroth, it is hard. I don't believe in God solely on faith. I think it makes more sense that there should be a God than not, and I believe that the Christian Bible explains that better to me than the Qur'an, the Torah, or any other number of religions. I do not believe in polytheism either. Christians are not polytheists, we believe in the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit, but they are all extensions of one God as much as you're arms legs and head are all a part of you.

Anyhow that was kind of off-track. Anyways, Whet I was not a fan of the minor slander of the Roman Catholics in there. I have known many benevolent catholics. I do not agree with the policies of the Church, but that does not mean that all of its followers are evil people.

However, you still need faith to make that leap from being agnostic to a theist. That is why most people who are actively agnostic (can't answer the god question but care about it) can't commit to the idea of god. For someone who might have been taught at birth to be religious it might be hard to understand why agnostics can’t make, what seems like to the theist, to be the small leap of faith.

WTF on the catholic stuff? You're anti catholic too?

btw few of the slides are too fast and a few a a little too slow

pray for me

btw, you need pictures or something more than text to give this style and spice it up. drop shadow the text perhaps.

Continue the Good Work, brother.

*yawn*

Not as lame as the infidels one so 2 stars for the effort. It's still pointless. People died happy, nothing new there. Jesus' sacrifice is meaningless if people go to Hell for not believing. I would get crucified and not hold it against people for not believing. Kahalachan > Jesus

needs more sweet raptor jesus

5 because I love that there are good Christian people here, not just a bunch of f*cktards. But I don't get slide 9 you say she didn't know much about Jesus because she was Roman Catholic? I grew up Roman Catholic but really I just consider myself a christian, I don't differentiate between the different sects. But I can say that we pretty much learn the same thing as every other Christian religion, we learn about Jesus just as much as the others. The protestant sects are all branched from Catholicism.

Once again, very well done. Amazing stories. I truly wish I could sponsor this to help more people see it, but the pockets are only so deep. God Bless, Whetstone.

Everyone needs to realize it is up to them to get to know God. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. John 4:13 -14 Jesus answered, "Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, 14but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life."

most good indeed beary good indeed

As promised, I sponsered your new site. Thanks whetstone

why I am not a christian: http://www.evilbible.com/why_i_am_not_a_christian.htm sit down whetstone, your existance means nothing.

falco the fact you 1 star'd it just because you disagree makes anything further you say meaningless. Why would we listen to something at that level of immaturity?

By the way falco @ that link... The people in "hell" have not just "been bad" they have committed unthinkable acts, refused to see them as evil and would do them again. As C.S.Lewis says "The gates of hell are locked from the inside". These are the kind of people that are never sorry they did the crime, they are sorry they got caught. They abuse their free will by taking away others, and they refuse to own up to what they have done and will never see what they have done as evil or selfish.

I ask you what else can be done with these people? If it were possible for them to be saved and become good people it would be so. But it is not so.

5 because you PMed me!!!

if people dont like whetstone because he makes a point by being open minded about religon and the after life, then go ahead. i am going to keep upvoting him for spite AND because he doesnt use glowing text and scary music.

...well I used scary music in the last one :D

+5 for hope

I thought it would be difficult to watch the whole thing, but I'm really glad I did. Keep up the good work!

As much as I dislike the whole religious argument that has been going on here on YTMND, I did like this. Well played sir

you are on the wrong website.

Very Moving.

-1

Why aren't you banned yet?

+1

Well, this has been found by the guys on YTMND Vent. I tried to stop them, i honestly tried. Sorry :(

Good site, good message, but the music is too gay. Change it to something from from the Hitman Agent 47 game series soundtracks or something.

gtfo jesus freak

Jesus why are you still here?

Again, another good site...

:)

five for ballz

please stop this

Thanks

Sumguy21 does not approve of your message, but he gives a 5 anyways cuz he's cool like that.

Awesome, Jesus lusts for child blood.

+1

I think this qualifies as f*ggy short film.

myeah, go away, nobody likes you...

Die, please.

This is beyond Chicken Soup for the Christian soul. This is more like melted Jolly Rancher plus Pixie Sticks and Kool-Aid for the Christian soul. It's very well done, however, and it utilizes a very expertly composed original musical track. I could not give this less than a four in good conscience. I guess some blowhard's going to call for your banishment again after this.

You're on the wrong site, sir. This isn't a place for blind religious preaching/trolling. Now unless you have something to contribute involving a shoe and someone's head, get out now, please.

Get bent you f*cking queer.

Please go away. I thought the dark ages of ytmnd religious bitching were over, but you HAD to bring it back.

Dude, f*ck you. OFF OF MY INTERNETS ALREADY!

A tad long. Music was good. I can deal without the funny. I also dont mind that it is preachy. I mean really, half the sh*t on YTMND is preaching, be it some crap fad, or christianity. Atleast your not an *ssh*l*e. Free speech permeates the tubes. As long as youre not Cyberman. If so, I take it all back. Stfu. -1 for length.

Boo religion on YTMND! Boo anti-Catholicism! HOORAY BEER! Also, get off of this site and the internets.

Nice intro, but really, Jesus hates you. The second you die, you'll get a thousand dirty dicks inserted into your ass. Be ready.

I'm not religous but in some cases it's more fun to annoy teenage Atheists then Christians

Also I consider myself Catholic btw

Okay, you seriously need to get at least half a clue about how to debate. Anecdotes are not data. A few stories about some guys who said things when they died are not evidence of a damn thing. If I thought you were worth the effort, it would be a trivial matter to go and find deathbed quotes of non-Christians who said things that were hopeful and cheerful, and quotes from Christian practitioners who said things that were rather distressing and doomsaying under similar circumstances. Get. A. Job.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Anti-Catholic propoganda FTf*ckingL.

as with all religious YTMNDs, this gets a one. we are here for comedy, not religous viewpoints. Thanks for trying, but you are excused.

"she being the child of Roman Catholics, did not now much about Him" Wow. Did you learn about intolerance in the bible?

fail

Tachnically excellent. You can use Imageready, I give you that. You seem to suggest from this that only Jesus can save you - other gods are not good enough. Hope that isn't the case. 'Cos that would make your God a dick.

Kill yourself

You're annoying.

Nice presentation. That said, I hope you're not saying "oh, god exists because some guys said some stuff when they died..." I am personally an atheist. I am not consumed by crushing depression, I have no desire to kill anyone, and I made peace with the inevitability of death in childhood as everyone does in one way or another. It's nice that you have your magical invisible man in the sky to comfort you, but please don't try pushing him on other people on YTMND. Also, the music was dull and repetitive.

=S YTMND Vent is totally owning you. This is a lot better than the previous one, but still whats the point? I guess your purpose is good but ytmnd isnt the right place for this. Also, why the Catholic bashing? Thats offensive, and Catholics know a lot about Jesus. All those anti catholic things effect your credibility. A question, what does God say to a taoist in the far east who has dedicated their life to helping others?

I dont think whetstone's point is to debate or 'own' anyone, just to inform.

i have never been so offended in my intire life -9999.

Always a fan.

religion gtfo

Anecdotes from dying people isn't even evidence, they said it as a coping mechanism, because if they didn't I'm sure they'd be screaming their heads off. Maybe I should use all caps to get my point across: VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP!

also, I thought the religion thing was over and done with on YTMND. You're beating a dead horse, GTFO.

Seriously, get the f*ck out of the truck.

Had enough of these, but now they have old-timey anti-Catholic garbage in them, too. Romish? Romanist? Are you using Presbyterian history books from the 19th Century? It should be pointed out that the very same reformers were the kind that created a police state in Geneva and who theological descendents founded New England villages with religious laws as opporessive or more so than during the Inquisition. Anyway, who the f*ck cares? This is not the place for these discussions.

*oppressive. I fail at proofreading lolcomments.

Over done christian propaganda. You make me feel sorry for my religion.

http://www.bjacked.net/LuvToHunt/forums/phpBB2/modules/gallery/albums/album01/Beat_Dead_Horse.jpg

+1

While not an avid christian, I have to say you did a very good job with this site, and I admire what you're doing for people.

their is no god. science can prove ANYTHING!

1'd for fail

Seriously, stop being an E-missionary. Also the anti-Catholism, love it. No wonder the KKK hates Catholics who moved to the United States. No wonder Ireland is basically the way it is. It'll remain that way. Sorry. It'll be violent again sometime soon between the two Christian sects.

(repeat)Downvoted because I disagree with your condescending nature as well as your willing ignorance. You elect to respond to only semantic arguments against your points, while the ones that actually counter your argument go unchallenged. Perhaps this comes from a pre-conceived notion that you are already inferior by nature, a common theme in Christianity. It's a shame that your religion has trapped you in a way that you can only see from one perspective, and choose to judge people by it.

Why do you waste your time? You think anyone is actually gonna watch it? Let alone take it in? I'm sick of your religious propagamda. Don't post anymore (Cue spite and makes another one) to get more viciously downvoted as your other sites have.

Perhaps I'll believe in christ when his own believers can agree on something. 1'd for catholic-bashing.

Please continue making these if you feel inspired to do so.

So stories of how people died and the illusions they had of their deaths is supposed to...inspire to to be religious? when will you learn whetstone, god is a figment of your imagination. He was created out of the insecurites and ignorance of early man. Its amazing that people these days are still religious. I was spoon fed this garbage till i was 18 and i can't stand it anymore. You f*cking christians need to get off your f*cking high horse and open up your minds.

I've been more or less following the whetstone saga for a while now, and while I will not say anything really positive or negative about this, as it has already been said about a billion times all throughout the thing, I will say this to futily try and prevent some future stupidity. To everyone who uses the free speech garbage line along with "If you don't like it, don't watch it", the reason people who hate it still watch it is because of a part of the human psyche: curiosity.

They wonder if it will be the same as the last. Will it be better or worse, is the message still the same? Then they come here and express their hatred or gratitude depending on their beliefs. Whether they think it's good or bad, it's entertainment either way. If it's good, it's entertainment by itself. If it's bad, it's entertainment because they can't believe how stupid you are.

1 because whetstone likes men and no nedm

Hey whetstone

Now then, personally, I'm an atheist. I think eternal life in any form is the most horrible fate that could possibly befall mankind. Even though I strongly disagree with everything you stand for and continue to send into the internets, I won't randomly insult you and shall therefore remain neutral. Also, c*cks.

f*ck, who reads this sh*t?

Back atcha on the very first comment: I did "actually watch it." I am agnostic, and I resent the implications made in your various religious YTMND's that if you're not christian, you go to hell. I live a very fulfilling life... and unlike most religious diehards, I don't have a gaping hole in my life that I feel I need to fill by taking passages from what is essentially a crappy fantasy novel as the truth.

f*ck you and your f*ckin christian bullsh*t gtfo

+1

god doesn't exist. satan doesn't exist. buddha doesn't exist. allah doesn't exist. They're all characters whose divinity was fabricated to KEEP PEOPLE IN LINE. Stop believing in that bullsh*t. Just because some idiots wrote a book called the Bible and tricked millions into fearing their make believe god, doesn't mean you have to be just as stupid. The concept of a God was fabricated to get idiots like you to stay in line.

gogo gadget soapbox

'where's the funny?'

What did you actually expect this to accomplish, really I want to know. If I get a valid response, I"ll vote.

Salt whetstone. Salt. Salt hurts in a wound, as it is supposed to. And this is a very, VERY big wound.

You do realize that catholic believe in jesus and he is the churches whole center. I have never heard of a catholic beating his child becuase she learned about their revered savior.

meh

music made me fall asleep, then I had a dream of jesus coming down with a machine gun lighting up afgan, then he got jealous of santa, and killed him. And cartman farted.

How do you like YOUR angus

You make baby jesus cry.

one'd for stupidity by glorifying anus-faced morals. EMBRACE CHRISTIANITY!!11! = get burned alive for six hours, jesus ftw.

Who gives a sh*t? Ones who know what they believe are better off. Forgot poland btw.

You are so homosexual!

Bad Whetstone bad! Let it go, we don't want to be "saved".

Satan's c*ck is long and hard

+1

I'm going to be laughing down on you from hell I guess.

NOT AGAIN!!!!!

Nothing against your religion but that's not what I come to ytmnd for. I remember when this place was for humor and not a place for someone to force their ideals on everyone.

I'm not sure when people will get the hint but YTMND is an ENTERTAINMENT site, not simply a humor site. The original YTMND was ENTERTAINING though not altogether the funniest thing I've ever watched. Some people vote 1, yet they are entertained (even in a bad way) by my YTMNDs. Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND.

1'd for christian propaganda.

omfg nsfw!11

christians are lame

why do you care if we 1 your site? You already have your cult members forking out cash.

Excellent work, sir. If you reached anyone, it's worth the slings and arrows of a billion detractors.

i like your positive message here definitely better than from cries of the infidels, but you should take from more sources than just s.b. shaw. this is a brave thing you're doing, expressing your opinion and not jumping all over fads like others. God be with you and all people (btw I'm Catholic)

┼ Save 50% on your car insurance by becoming a Christian today! Offer expires on October 31st. ┼

Music updated to the slower version originally intended by Silverline. The filesize has gotten considerably larger, so I must apologize to dialup users.

"Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND." That's pretty much the most ironic statement I've ever heard in my entire life. The follower of a vastly popular religion that all follow the instructions of the same exact book, trying to, for all intents and purposes, brainwash me into joining. And then he says I'm the one who's part of the "hive mind".

please do us all a favor and die in a fire

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effort, friend.

Catholics tried to base scientific knowledge off of the spiritual knowledge expressed in the bible. Now some athiest “Scientists” are trying to do the same. That is irony. God doesn’t care about our scientific knowledge.

Perfect.

Lotus107, your mother came to see me. Seems your brain was still stuck in her uterus.

As soon as i saw it was a bible beatathon, i decided to 1 it without even watching the whole thing. Boy, life sure is unfair, isn't it?

Dude I want to get blown from smoke. Also atheists read faster than your slow *ss framerate. Also just because he was brave doesn't mean he was right. Kamikaze pilots were brave. Suicide bombers are brave. They are just as sure as this guy. If this fanatic was born in Afghanistan, he would have been just as strong of a Muslim. Do not even TRY to contend that he would have been a christian.

I'm Christian. I can appreciate the courage to do what you do. But I gotta say, both these were completely boring. I wasn't touched. The first was hellfire and damnation and I just don't think that's very reflective of a forgiving Christian, and this one was, well just plain boring.

I prefer to date atheist women, but unfortunately they all start believing in god after seeing the size of my schlong. Maybe I should write to Ann Landers about it.

You're a pretty brave person to face the slings and arrows of people who'd rather see a cat spouting the same line over and over again, than somethign thought provoking and original. It wins, you deserve your five stars.

I hardly see the fairness of any of this. The cries of the infidels was in black background, with scary music, and this in white background with church music. Not only that, but these are only a few cases out of every Christian/Infidel who died. Can these examples be said to follow along every Christian/Infidel's death? It's like taking a select amount of college kids who go to become immensely successful and showing that all college kids will become wealthy (not a perfect example, but it will do).

tl;dr

Not a fan of christianity and DEFINITELY not a fan of religion in YTMND. GTFO.

Also, as an answer to earlier, the only thing 'entertaining' about this is how much sh*t you're wading into by posting pro-religious ytmnds. You have more of a chance of converting tailgaters than YTMNDeers. (taking out of account those who already are pro-religious and agree with you; I cannot speak from their POV)

I believe it was Revelations 4:20, in which Jesus said "Picture, Sound, Text. This is the one way, the true way, for I have commanded it. If thou shalt ingnore what I have commanded upon thee, thou will remain in a pit of eternal douchebaggery for all the days to come."

Very well done, and very positive and touching.

And, lastly, our lesson in physics. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you create a YTMND where the keywords are "Please" "watch" "the" "whole" "thing" "before" "voting", of course no one is going to watch the whole thing and then vote. They're just going to downvote. Physics > Religious YTMND :3

gtfo ytmnd

the music sounds like LOTR I still don't care.

this better have NEDM or i'm one-ing it

You don't see me shouting "I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER" or "HORSEDICK" during mass - please stay off of YTMND for all eternity kthxbye

ok the first one made me think. but this? cmon man just shut the fcuk up

Failure.

wow, downvoting is serious business... scroll these votes... never seen anything like it... so here's your 5 just to not go with the flow of the votes.

If you wanted to make an entertainment site so damn much you should steer clear of the two deadly topics: Religion and Politics. Using either of these makes a comment section war start against you. Oh, and sites on YTMND that are entertaining are definitely not 7 f*cking minutes long. I won't say you fail, but please try again, and don't use religion. Then again you probably consider all the 1-star comments just further proof of your "burden" as a Christian, but please. Stop beating a dead horse.

I don't mind the people who 5-star, your averages for religious YTMNDs are always less than stellar, and the 5 stars help break up the endless amount of 1-star comments who are all trying to scream to you to STOP THE DAMN RELIGION CRAP.

"You're a pretty brave person to face the slings and arrows of people who'd rather see a cat spouting the same line over and over again, than somethign thought provoking and original. It wins, you deserve your five stars."

original? Please, the same recycled crap throughout centuries, whereas NEDM has existed within a single year. Thought provoking? I'm not going to be provoked by a bunch of quotes from obviously biased people. Slings and arrows? If we're telling this guy to cut the crap out and he keeps doing it, he deserves all the comments he's getting. Oh poor christian, being persecuted on a site where NOBODY WANTED HIS OPINION ANYWAY. We're telling him to GTFO but he won't. Enjoy the arrows.

:3333 NEDM ^^ Beat that horse even more dead for me, I'm lovin' it. For as long as you keep posting your religious views, I will continue laughing at you. This fight, this splitting over religion is EXACTLY what YTMND needs, and it provides me with such entertainment to watch the jesus-followers and the RAPTOR-jesus-followers squabble over 2 inches of ground. Certainly you are bringing such anger and hate to ytmnd, making athiests hate christians and christians hate athiests. OH no, I ran out of space!! NOo

Again, I disagree with what you are saying but 3 for being well made.

At least the other religions are smart enough to keep away from ytmnd. Can you imagine a full-scale war between Buddhism, Hinduism, Muslim..ism, Picardism, NEDMism, Conneryism, NESism, Antidisestablismentarianism, Dictatorism, Nazism, umm.... any others you can think of, and these two already at war? It would tear the foundations of YTMND apart, leaving the system administrators killing every other site to maintain stability at the cost of our freedom. Is this a future you want?

I must be high for the erratic (haha erotic) quotations I'm quoting right now, but at least I'm conveying my point. For whatever reason you are making these ytmnd's for, they are not achieving what you want. People do not want your god's love; or at least not all do. They do not want to learn more about god; or at least not all do. If you do, go join a forum dedicated for that. All you're doing here is creating and prolonging a powerful civil war within YTMND, one which can never be won.

+2 for awesome visual style and not being as dark as the one before this. -2 for being way too long and having a unreasonable "argument." Obviously materialistic hylozoism is the true faith ;)

For whatever reason you think you are writing this, it is doing else. In place of peace, chaos. Please stop these ill-thought ytmnds, for they are doing the exact opposite of what I presume you desire; They are breeding Ire and Rage; Stereotyping, Immoral, Painful, Hating, Disgust, Intolerance, all are spewing forth from this very fountain of love you see as your religion. Religion is for hope, but only for those who desire it.

For my sake, for yours, for the Christians and Athiests here, stop making your ytmnds, and stop this circle of hatred and brash remarks. It is only causing pain, and as a Chrisitian that is the very thing you should be looking to emit from everyone's lives.

im torn, one side of me says "thank (insert deity here) that theres something that makes me think on here rather then a mind numbing loop of picture and music". however on the other side of me agrees with some of the 1*s up'n'down the list in which religious belief shouldnt be shoved down peoples throats. however people do have the power to not look at the ytmnd, and in viewing it condemn themselves to idiotism. however you posting such a ytmnd tempts them to look at it therefore condemning them to said

Lacking funny.

usually i look at all ytmnds before 1'ing them, but this was the only, ONLY, exception. dude its not what you think. im so sorry you got brain-poisoned. too bad. spiral out.

(P.S. I'll vote 5 if you stop, since you're so worried about how people vote ;3)

idiotism. so really i dont know whether you should continue this or not. something in my gut says its good and right, so i say, forget the 1*sand keep doing what you do best, creating controversy, making, technically speaking, quality ytmnds. "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." (Luke 23:34)

YTMND would be the last place I'd ever want to voice my opinion. 1'd because I don't see the need for your campaign of religious propaganda wasted on an apathetic internet community.

Shirafor: "(P.S. I'll vote 5 if you stop, since you're so worried about how people vote ;3)" How people vote doesn't really concern me, but it gets discouraging when people are so inconsistent time after time. People need to watch this: http://ytmndvotingfordummies.ytmnd.com/

woooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thank you very much, but i find enough comfort in the insignificance of the pale blue dot. no need for jesus here. besides, i prefer spreading morality without religion, its much more effective, because then when people are immoral they have nothing to pin it on than themselves.

mmmmmmk. So it'll stay a 1 then, I guess... *sigh* Oh well. Too late to dream of a peaceful YTMND, ne?

CHRISTIANITY SCARES ME! CHRIST GOING TO MOLEST MY SOUL!

1'd for "popery". It's "papacy", jeez... I know that and I hate religion!

Made the mistake of 3 starring one of these in the past because it showed some skill in presentation, but I fear only 1's will stem bible diarrhea now.

congrats on posting the link on voting for dummies. I love how this Ytmnd is devoid of humor, yet you don't want us to vote 1. What part of "lacks humor" don't you understand?

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Gal 4:16

Just take a three.Im not watching 10 mins of Christian propaganda.

Get this garbage off YTMND please

I 5 this not for religious reasons, but because i think its well put together and entertaining none the less.

Hahaha. Upbeat comparison - a little kid getting beaten to death by her father. Lifts my spirits, I tell you.

When will you follow your videos and take your last breath sir? Please say soon :< c*cks as well.

Die in a fire. Your views retard the progress of the entirety of mankind.

Keep your Jesus off my penis and I'll keep my penis off of you.

TYFYC

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CRAP

I got to thinking, though. This sh*t has sprung up a lot after Cyberman's idiocy, so maybe this is some sort of retarded attempt at revenge?

Christians are powered BY GAY FUELLLLL

"Am I therefore become your fad, because I tell you the NEDM" Max 14:40

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GTFO ytmnd please

Whetstone said: "Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND." I agree, I normally don't have a problem with atheists but jeeze you guys sure are making a terrible name for yourselves and your level of maturity on ytmnd. I don't see any belivers of God on the atheist sites screaming like children and swearing and downvoting just because they don't agree with the message. This is really quite sad to see this many people react like that.

lol not gonna watch. gonna downvote. YTMND is the worst place to preach. SORRY.

yeah, we are so sorry that we are angry at whetstones propaganda, next time we will just give him a blowjob and a pat on the back

Oh great, whetstone is one of those REALLY dumb christians who thinks that he/she is just some great thinker of their time, and is some kind of persecuted martyr because they can disagree with all of modern science, and defend their position with propaganda. Poor whetstone, maybe he should go to one of the thousands or millions of christian websites, or perhaps he should go to a church, there is bound to be one every few miles...anywhere you go, in the usa. So let us have our annoyance free zone here.

I'm sorry did I say disagree with modern science, whetstone "IGNORES" it, not simply disagrees with it, and so do most propaganda pushers of Christianity, such as Todd Friel of way of the master. I just hate BS, I have no problem with your being a christian, just dont defend it with little BS anecdotes, emotional arguments, very flawed logic, and pseudo-science.

Instead of spouting anti-Catholic rhetoric, insult the broader range of christianity for the crock that it is. Every single religious argument you have presented has been nothing but Protestant propagranda with the sole intention of furthering your sectarian views. F*ck you, your "faith," and your sh*tty YTMNDS.

What the f*ck is this sh*t.

Christians are insane. That is all.

If you are Christian you won't have a better life. Think of the SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN lady. Does she look happy to you? Her faith in God messed up her life and reasonable thinking.

No words would fit in this text box To satisfy the want for you to shut the f*uck up Whetstone.

Also, max told you to gtfo and you apologized but you continue making these sites anyway. Quit it already.

penis

Yet again, something that would take a minute or so to read, presented in a way that takes like 17 minutes, and is incredibly pompous to boot. Yes, lots of people believe all sorts of different things, including when they die. SNORE.

I didnt think it was possible, but this is more tedious and less meaningful then Cries of the Infidels.

Satan My Master I slit my wrists to drain me of my blood Satan My Master Up side down I turn the cross of God Satan My Master Recieve this sacrifice this blood of mine Satan My Master I cut into my rotten flesh your signs Satan My Master Remember me when judgement day is near Satan My Master Take my hand when Armageddon is here

TLDR... You realize this is YTMND.com, right?

ok

SHUT UP.

Nobody cares. GTFO my internets.

A) This one should have come first. B0Stop making Christians/Jesus look like an *ssh*l*e. Pearls, swine, etc.

i'm following the hive mind! zazazazaza zazaza zazazazazazazaza

Please. Stop making religious sites. (And I am a christian)

lame. very lame.

3 stars to keep my vote neutral, please stop making religious sites, I'm Roman Catholic and if anybody can listen to a long-whinded rant about God and salvation it's a Roman Catholic (as many of my priests in the past have been rambling drunks), but seriously, somebody is gonna get tired of this religious sh*t raging on forever on a site that's supposed to be for humour, and possibly pull some Boondock Saints sh*t on your ass......... VERITAS..... AEQUITAS....

The music sounds just like the beginning of "In Dreams" which is featured in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy. 2 for religion on a humor site.

I've accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. I understand your need to encourage and share. But I feel a sense of anti-Catholicism, and I worry it ruins your message. Remember, it is God's place to judge not ours. For what it's worth, I'm a non-denominational Christian. I'm not big on organized religion, but do love the teachings of Jesus and understand the importance of Christian fellowship.

And regarding the question from someone else if someone who never knew God .. or a peaceful Buddhist Monk goes to hell -- the bible actually says no one goes to heaven until the judgement .. and during the judgement every knee will bow. Some believe that to mean, that everyone will have the opportunity to accept God after seeing God for theirself. It would still be the person's decision. Those who don't accept are left to their own devices, which will innevitably be overtaken by human evils (hell).

But all that aside, I must say I prefer the funny sites on ytmnd.com

You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

Maybe we all need to find God again. I know I get closer everyday.

http://jesuschristowned.ytmnd.com/

"Your hands are tainted with blood. Truth or no, your sins are eternal. [Ashley looks down and sees Tia, lying on the ground bleeding from the sword wound through her back.] Release the past, look to the future! Join us, Ashley! Come home... [He approaches the shade as it talks to him.] ASHLEY: There is no growth without birth. Without a foothold in the past, we cannot walk towards the future. Get thee gone, Darkness!! "

1'd for catholics not knowing jesus...very nice of you

gtfo my internet

Religion (or atheism, for that matter) shouldnt have to perverse everything available to perverse. Keep religion off of YTMND.

Posting to say that your logo is super awesome, whetstone.

im not opposed to it it just took so long to finnish that i was bored with it. 3'd