Sensational! Glad to see you're trying to put a stop to the christian propoganda, even though I am Catholic myself, I prefer alternative methods rather than pushing it in people's faces. You Win! Also... first.

jesus likes captian plaent :)

ALERT THE INTERNET!

WIN!!!!

The first time I posted this it got downvoted into obscurity. Figured I'd try again to a more receptive time frame. =3

Lol, I was Catholic, you win.

THIS YTMND IS MY NEW PERSONAL JESUS

Ending made it worth it but I was thisclose to hitting the back button and dropping a 2 on this. Good job at end though ;p.

So, how many hearts does jesus have anyway? I kinda visualize him with wheels and at least 5 hearts and a couple extra lungs.

every YTMND that is religous gets a view by me, then a one, because I come here for FUNNY, not a sermon pro or con. But this gets 5 for mentioning Jehovah and because it truely, truely was hilarious.

It's a little long, yeah... needed it for the set up.

You win at life.

hahha "If Jesus did exist..." there is historical documentary and records takin from Christians and non Christians alike that record encounters with Jesus, the person did exist. Also I apologize that you had some bad experiences with Christians, its not supposed to be like that.

I kinda picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, ya know?

What's in a name? 5'd because I did indeed lol and I'm Christian.

Jesus rocks ! and so do you

wow. 5 for effort but that took a long time to not make me laugh.

Screw NEDM, captain planet FTW!!

lol i'm christian but this is funny

I gotta say, you make a compelling argument. I really REALLY hate YTMNDs that admit to being unfunny, but yours rocked. I hope you'll all do your part to end Christianity (on YTMND first, elsewhere might take quite a long time).

instant classic f*ckin love it

F*CKING WIN

1'd for religious content. Get a life.

-2

Yeah... I tried that for one I made Ophidios... kidgetspissed.ytmnd.com but it was attacked even more vicously. *shrugs* if only people would vote on YTMNDs based on content instead of it being a "resubmit". Glad it was successful for you though :D

wow

Yes,yes,yes,yes,YES. YOU WIN.

lol nice work

wow this is original huh?

I almost 3'd you for using the tired old scientology music and smoothmedia font, good thing I stayed until the end!

it takes alot... and i mean ALOT to make me lol. I never lol from reading things, or watching TV. Usually just in public, when it's socially acceptable. This is, to say, i am not a private loler. Or a Closet-LOLer so to speak. This made me fall out of my chair.

OMFG i was just thinking of captin planet when u where naming the earth fire wind water. lOL

Did you know Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans? That leads me to beleive Jesus has a machine gun for a right hand. Also, optical implants that enabled him to see x-ray and infrared. And a impenetrable carapace woven of millions of years of pressure and the shells of 100 thousand turtles.

JeSuS hAs A mUlLeT!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! F*CK! I knew it. captain planet is the Jesus.

Nice research

I'm pretty sure that his old testiment name was "Yahweh", not "Jehovah".

The facts aren't tottally straight, BUT WHO CARES, CAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN PLANNNNNNNNNNNET!!!

I was actually expecting something Final Fantasy from the whole element thing. This came out better than that would've been.

People don't seem to like YTMND's that lack the funny. But what about the unfunny truth about scientology? It sparked the famous scientology-YTMND war. And, it is in the, what, top 10 rated right now? It is one of the, well, I wouldn't say "founding" YTMND's, but it is a YTMND that has shaped the community, but it isn't funny.

Jesus is also mullet man.

The best part about these kind of sites is finding out who didn't watch it all by observing the comments.

lolol also c*cks

lol sexy christ

Genious!

To Daramue: Yod and Vau are interchangable letters. IHVH, IHWH, and YHWH are also alternate attributions. YHWH (Yahweh) = IHVH (Jehovah), depending on the attribution/interpretation. Same name.

LOL DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

"JeSuS hAs A mUlLeT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now I wonder, what if Jesus is MacGyver and MacGyver is the Captain...O_O;;;

Captain planet ftw!!!

ROFL!! 5/5

Oh sweet jesus, that was funny. Thanks for making this whole ytmnd religious debate tongue in cheek humor, it made me smile. 5'd and Fav'd.

Let’s set about to counter ignorant generalizations with our own assortment of ignorant generalizations. I see nothing hypocritical or counterproductive about that...

win

haha, the captain planet thing saved you from being one'd

it's funny because it's true

roq is like 150% correct. It's totally obvious who did and didn't bother watching the whole thing. I even had to put (wait for punchline) in the title and some people still didn't bother. *shrug*

you sir, WIN.

excellent, even though I myself am a christian i do believe in what the propoganda states just not in the cause they sre using it. The captain planet cheeered me up right away. Thanks man.

Haha this is awesome, I do really hate downvoters who click the site then to profile just to instantly downvote, it gets annoying and then the people who are mass downvoters its like what the f*ck this was good and your here just downvoting the leats a 3 or let alone not watch it because the public disagrees with you. whoever started the downvoted trend is a real douchebag

I always knew that jesus was captain planet. Really though, Jesus historically did exist. All sorts of evidence other than the bible.

LOLOGASM TOO GOOD

YES.

Truth. Pure truth.

needs editing but its already damn funny

I was thinking of Captain Planet during it, but didn't expect that lol.

Tempted to downvote for falsehood in advertising -- it was funny after all -- but what can I say? You win, good day sir.

I was getting my one star all warmed up, but then I decided to be fair and watch through to the end. I'm glad I did.

F*ck yes.

His "Christian Propaganda" isn't telling everyone they're sinners, but he's just expressing what he believes with evidence. +1 for Captain Planet

Glad to see that we can all unite behind Captain Planet.

people are f*ckin losers and dont know what funny is im glad i do any captain planet ytmnd deserves a minimum of 3 if i could put 10 stars i would of put 10

I was going to 1 you for "unthinking" when you took a template from a popular site and the idea was going nowhere

at first i was like wtf dood. then im all like rofls 5 stars! : )

Favorite.

the sound accompanying the punchline is way, way, totally out of sync

adding "(wait for punchline)" in the goddamn title pretty much ruined it. Dickhole.

Well... that was different. At least you didn't make fun of christianity. (But the religous propoganda does need to stop. Especially when it makes normal christains look like dumbasses.)

YOU N*GG*Z AINT REAL

I thought I was going to learn something important and philisophical

OKAAAAYYYY!

About the sync: I tested it on 3 different computers, all with Firefox, and it works fine. If you're using Maxthon or IE, well... you shouldn't bother browsing YTMNDs.

all that just for a captain planet joke?

1d without watching punchline

I don't like Captain Planet.

You win the internet. Seriously, it's all yours now.

Oof... there's the ones. It's downhill from here! =D

Lol, I am Christian and this is awesome :D Making fun of all these religious-/anti-religious propaganda YTMNDs is probably the best way to fight them.

o snap

GO JESUS! 5

My Jeasus is captian planet

I like it but...Jews + Jesus DO NOT MIX!!!!!!!!!11111111111 Oh well still 5.

Sumguy21 approves of this message.

I was gearing up to one, but then you had to go and make it funny.

That was all poopon the ringdek!

Ooooooo man..... you were two seconds from getting a 1.....

Wetstone or whatever his name is has no evidence. I could never support the Christian religion. To much death and hatred. Custom your on beliefs.

WEOW!!!! And you even get extra for making fun of the "un-funny truths" in a totaly tongue in cheek british kind of way. Loved it!

lol.. thank you

rofl- I'm glad to see you trying to beat out the Christian fanatics on here as well, and i'm Christian. Make one about the Athiest fanatics next time, that'd be awesome too.

OMFG this is hilarious.I literally laughed which a ytmnd hasn't done in a while.

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Was sooo gonna 1 this for f*ggy religious site but then captain planet came in and I was all like "LOL".

LMAO, Captain Planet. Also, C*cks.

I am a Christian, and I found this funny

It would be perfect if the end was a little longer. Make it worth it.

Five'd for making both me and my girlfriend LOL so hard, our neighbors probably hate us now.

Well-played, sir.

epic

Ok, yes, YES!!!!!! I was all mildly interested until the bombshell hit.

horrible at making up stuff. yaweh and god save.

I saw where this crap was going from very early on. I sighed.

Also, when I was in Jr. High, I went to a Bible Study camp in which we actually made up a "christian song" for the Captain Planet theme song. o/

Haha. I was really close to giving this a zero.

jesus is a liberal cartoon conservationist???? no no no this doesnt make sense at all!

Nice! I am Chrisitan and am sick of all of this pointless propaganda. Good job!

HOLY SH*T ITS ALL SO CLEAR NOW!

Win. Death to the infidels.

hahaha Ophidios you rule

It's Captain Planet, lol!

could see it coming but funny

I logged in to 5 this. You win more internets than anyone since Jesus (I mean, Captain Planet lol)

Okay. I'll bite.

PS for anyone who isn't an uptight bugger, I just finished "Lamb" by Christopher Moore. Kind of the "Funny" truth about Jesus. Worth a read!

Hebrew is written right to left, so all of the Hebrew writing there is backwards. Promise I'll bump it up to a five if you fix it!

5d for truth and justice!

Haha I always thought it was Splinter from TMNT but go figure.

but it was actally "Funny" 6'd, minus 1 for false advertising.

that was very impressive.

I am waiting for the unfunny rebuttal about Jesus.

OH MY GOD, unexpected :D

YOU WIN. GOOD DAY SIR.

Too long, and somewhat accurate info, but great either way. 5'd (to be fair lol)

Holy sh*t.

also buttsecks

LOL!!!!!!! at the part where you said what the difrent parts of God's name ment, thats exactly what i thoght: Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! GO PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!

AWFUL 1 STAR! My pale blue dot is much better.

SIKE!!!!!!!!!

ROFL.

The proper translation is actually Yahweh, not Jehovah.

i c whut u did thar ;D

Oh sh*t... IT ALL ADDS UP!

ALSO to some of the people posting-There are absolutely no first hand encounters of Jesus. The Bible was written about 3 generations after he might have died. You would think the Romans would have had records of this, since they kept records of everything. Also there is no Jewish tradition of sparing someone for that holiday; this is never mentioned anywhere outside the new testement. And There is no record of a census being taken where everyone had to return to their birth city. Sorry.

Im not saying christianity is absoluetely definately wrong, but the Bible, or certain aspects of it, are almost definately historically inaccurate. good day sir

win

Win

AWESOME, 5

Kickass, just too long to get to the ending.

I love this, :D~.

LOL FTW!

The sync seems off for me in FireFox (works fine up until Wheeler appears), but I'll give you a 5 anyway.

F, I'm pissed at myself for wasting my time with this sh*t.

-1

I didn't really catch the lead-up to the punchline at first, but in any context, Captain Planet rules.

Instant classic!

it was good till the punchline

I'm going to enjoy going to hell.

sync didn't work on my first load

From a Catholic to whatever you are, I five this in the name of tolerance... and a fair bit of funny.

HOLY F*CKING JESUS 5555!!!!

Wow. Definitely worth sitting through the beginning.

+2 for being honest up front... this was definitely unfunny

I was gonna post a reply to gamekid's post about Jesus=MacGyver also being Solid Snake since Captain planet and Snake look identical in a way. (also mullets)

I thought this was going to be awesome, but it's better than awesome

I can't believe you made me watch that

Definitely worth the wait

you tell me to wait in the title

wasnt worth the wait

:) also PeterDaver knows funny

Victory is yours!

Only YTMND and a user with lots of free time could make a work of art like this.

the worst thing about christianity is the christains

i could be mistaken, but the hebrew letters are interpreted incorrectly, in the jewish language, it is read right to left, although it is pronounced YHVH=yahweh, the actual letters from left to right are HVHY

yea, not everything is correct. but I guess you've gotta stretch the truth a bit sometimes, lol

once i read water,earth,fire, and wind and then the part about love... i was thinking either an earth, wind, and fire joke or captian planet

Yay the Jewish perspective. Sadly, by your own means you have propogated what you so vehemently despise. How very ironic. I save my 5 stars of david for someone else.

it's funny because it's true.

Just to clear up, I know that Hebrew goes backwards, and I know there are many attributions for the YHVH, IHVH, YHWH combinations. Despite the sophomoric level of content for this YTMND, I know an AWFUL lot about the subject. I was just trying to make a joke. It was stupid, it came to me in the shower one day, and I thought Captain Planet bursting forth from Jesus' tomb was hilarious.

lol awesome, nice glowing text!

Quite possibly one of the funniest YTMNDs I've seen in a while. The sync messed up at the end for me even with Firefox, but whatever. It's still worthy of a 5, a rofl, and quite possibly a parade.

Caught that "also c*cks" at the end. Well done!

Much Kudos my friend I lol'edto the maxx

WE must quickly burn the forests, pollute the waters, defile the land and fill the air with toxic gases. This is the only way to defeat him!!

biggoted but slightly funny (and I am an atheist)

YOU WIN TEH INTERNET!

Jesus is heart. GO PLANET! 5/Fav'ed.

"Lol, I was Catholic, you win." Me too. Catholicism sucks. I can stand most protestant religions, but Catholicism has it's head up it's ass.

I F*CKING KNEW I!

Oh man, I'm Christian but I'm laughing my butt off right now. Thanks for some funny amidst all the stupid.

I started laughing uncontrollably when the tombstone started shaking and Captain Planet popped out.

I totally see the resemblance. :P

I was going to say "You lost me when you called whetstone ignorant" but that just won. A well deserved 4, -1 for taking a bit too long for the punchline to show up.

5'd!

-1 for too long, -1 for incorrect facts about YVWH, -1 for Captain Planet, -50 kagillion for the end not being NEDM.... your site FTL

It's funny... Christians say that Paganism is the religion of Satan, but they don't realize how many Pagan symbols there are in their own faith. As a Wiccan and former Catholic, I salute you!

At first, I was a bit iffy because of the whole beginning. While I'm an atheist, I'm just sick of the debate. But then, about halfway through, when you broke down God's name into the elements, I got interested, thinking that some sort of ancient Greek reference would come up. But...I was wrong, and happily so. 5'd for sheer awesomeness.

slow it down, and also why is anti christian propagande any better?

good point! and humour too!!!

Aside from the bad sync and the spoiler in the title, nice job...but to add another suggestion;You know what would sound better than "Christian Propaganda" 4 times in a row? There's one word that already has virtually the same connotation...that you could use at least once to avoid the redunancy: Evangelism. But don't sweat the small stuff, I'm just nitpicking.

5'd for Captain Planet. +1000 for making some e-Christians angry.

the old testament name for God is Yahweh, not Jehovah

*redudancy

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

This is the first YTMND I've added to my favorites. Well done, sir.

I was expecting the family guy clip where he was the hulk, but yea captain planet might be better!

lame = some people might actually believe you..

Funny, but kind of a long walk to get to the punchline.

3 for trying to make this funny. However, I grow tired of these complaints about Whetstone. While even I don't agree with his arguements, it is silly to say he's using propaganda. You're using propaganda by saying he's using propaganda.

5'd. I'm Southern Baptist by the way. Religious debate should ALWAYS start with fact and reason, and then move into faith. Jesus is 'Joshua' rendered into Greek. Joshua is rooted in Jeheshua. Besides each letter's individual meaning, tha whole name means 'he who saves' 4 stars for facts. 5th star for Capt. Planet!

rofl, amazing. The punchline was definately worth waiting for

OMG! The truth, finally!

Great surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grow a pair and make fun of ISLAM

I don't think Christian "propaganda" is ruining anyone's life.

I want the time back that I wasted watching this.

I knew it.

Also 1 for resubmitting. Fail.

Thank God(captain planet) u reposted this.. i saw u posted this a couple days ago and by the time i watched the whole thing and tried to vote on it.. it had been taken down.. but yea.. genious

I thought I was gonna have to 1 this as another mindless religious site. Thanks for proving me wrong.

5'd for using your sideburns.

finish the planeteers song at the end for a 5.

◄5'd for creativity- and actually that's something very intersting about the name of Christ. I'll have to look into that some time.►

You win sir! This was the funniest thing I've seen in months!

i knew it!

Man, I SO almost didn't wait for the punchline... but I'm glad I did. Lol.

I did NOT expect that ending. YOU ARE WINNER!

+4 for Captain Planet, +1 for surprise ending.

It all makes sence now...

i still disagree totally with everyone's outrage over this "propaganda". People need to quit freaking out about it, if you're going to be swayed by some YTMND about religion, how much does that say about you? HOWEVER, this one is a winner. 5

aww man dont tell us its not seriose, would have made for a good joke if you didnt know what was coming

CAPTAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN PLAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!

On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, to battle the evil eco-terrorists of the early 90's.

if i was an athiest i would be laughing so hard... why did u have to make it about jesus :( jesus is cool :( couldent it hav been about hitler, lol...

LOL this is f*cking great

The laugh I had was well worth the lengthy set-up. That is very hard to pull off.

Made me lol WHICH IS WHAT YTMND IS FOR.

That was one great attempt I love this one.

-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor

-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor

-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor

I'd just like to clear up that this has NOTHING TO DO with actual information or any form of historical accuracy or credibility. It was a huge build based on semi-truth just to get to the punchline. I've been getting a lot of PMs and comments from people who don't seem to understand this. I wasn't trying to educate America. I was just trying to cut as much fat as possible so I could get to the funny. The YTMND is already long enough as it is, for Christ's sake (lol).

Brilliant!

I saw the punchline coming. It was still good though. Also, good that people understand some of the Pagan roots of Christianity.

"I'd just like to clear up that this has NOTHING TO DO with actual information or any form of historical accuracy or credibility." Oh.......OK well still funny.

As funny as that punch line is there are many people recorded with the name Jesus in that era. This does not mean that the name somehow stops holding that meaning; indeed many of our own names hold abstract or spiritual concepts in them. This also does not mean that the name was not chosen for dramatic effect, either during Christ's life, after Christ's life, or as a literary construct for a character that was called Christ.

Damn it...

Was that a subliminal message at the end?

..."also c*cks"? It's too fast. >_<

It took us too long to realize it. We've already missed the second coming of christ now. Does that mean we're all going to hell?

:'(

LOL