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| Site Title: | Ted Stevens & Porky try to articulate themselves | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | stevensandporky.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | sage920 | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-10-04 21:22:31 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | http://stevensgetsonline.ytmnd.com/ + internets + photoshop | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Yeah, yeah, I know the Ted Stevens thing is getting old, but I felt like doing this. | ||||||||||
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| LOL, nice. | ||||||
| lol not bad. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| Haha... This is pretty funny |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| haha nice | ||||||
| lol commenting:A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| spam spam spam |
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| Well ninjando, i live in a department so... this dont aply to me rigth? ... until i get a house at least O.O
Btw, i loled XD | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| Oh lovely. Myspace sh*t has migrated to YTMND. |
+2 | |||||
| f*ck that, i'll just sleep outside...what's she gonna do...appear on God? |
+2 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| lol | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| stolen | ||||||
| i love how people say things are stolen with no evidence or explaination as to where it was stolen from. as you can see, i've cited my sources, and I've made changes of my own to each of them. | ||||||
| F, F*cking retarded. |
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| Win. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| ^ lol you double-dipped | ||||||
| Gold! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| O NOES I AM GONG TO BE STARNGLED BY A LITTEL GIRLZ GOEST!!!1 | ||||||
| Seen 3 times before. Still funny. | ||||||
| Haha! ;) | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| uh gurl is ded 1933 kild bi uh krazee gui. he burrd hur en el groundo wen she wuz livin . he sed "lololol" wen he burrd hur . ur gunna c hur cuz u red tsih lawl u r ded . sheez gon rape u will suffakat cuz she suffakattd but if u posted tshi she no rape u b nice plz kthjx
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| ggggggggggg | ||||||
| genious... | ||||||
| In absense of anything better to say:
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| Lol, bandwagon. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| also c*cks | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited |
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| A girl lived in 1933 with a happy family. She had a cat named Happy. One day the cat caught fire and shouted "CHAPSTICK". Now that you have read the chapstick, you will catch fire and NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC WILL SAVE YOU. If you post this, Happy Cat will be pleased. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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| 5 just for all the "A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded"s. |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be favorited |
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| A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFTER I RAPED HER IN THE *SS LOLOLOLOL. A GIRL DIED IN 1993 AFT | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be favorited |
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| The AOL disk makes this YTMND. Seriously, because he's the sort of guy that would actually install the piece of sh*t again and again and again. | ||||||
| Oh BTW, a girl died and I don't give a f*ck. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be favorited |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded but I did this twice so I hope I
don't die because of it. |
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| Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| OMG TRU DAT | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| I'm not going to say the chant because I want it to happen! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He
buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered
chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the
chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will
be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you
post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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| A gurl died in 1393 by some cause. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive, and then he killed her.The Mordred chanted,"Klaatu barada nikto" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the Pepsi girl. In the middle of the night she will be all up in yo face. She will suspended you like you got suspended me. If you post this, she will not bother. You'll be rewarded, my friend, in the end A beebadabeebada |
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| This made me Lol for about 30 sec gj. | ||||||
| 5'd! | ||||||
| whoever posts that murdered girl sh*t from now on, i'm going to put my balls in your mouth tonight instead. | ||||||
| lol this is pretty good. Oh yeah, and some girl died in 1933, and yeah. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| woootoototoott | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys they were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He
buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered
chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the
chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will
be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you
post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |
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| kek | ||||||
| also, A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| I had an idea like this and now I can't do it. /tear | ||||||
| In case you guys were wondering, A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in
the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu"
as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet
this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.
She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she
will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| Also, I have to say, it made me laugh out quite loud. XD.
P.S. Watch your mouth, Ninjando. >:( | ||||||
| A girl died in 2027 by an icecream man. He buried her in the
ground when she was still eating icecream.The murdered chanted,"N*GG* STOLE MY BIKE" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little n*gg*l. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. She
will give you free ice cream like she was treated. If you post this, she will
bother you. Your kindness will not be rewarded. |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| By the way she was murdered by a n*gg*r with massive f*cking lips. Also, c*cks. | ||||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| Here's a modified version of the girl murdered by the n*gg*. http://www.hauntedhamilton.com/messageboard/messages/18/3409.html?1119916870
Replace 33 with 73 and other things, and there you go. Stop spamming n*gg*. | ||||||
| And this: http://tohellinamilkfloat.blogspirit.com/archive/2005/01/15/toma_sota_balcu_to_you_too_children.html
Now as for this YTMND, good job. | ||||||
| Other than this site, YTMND has been on a downward spiral... some of the comments here exemplify this. You know, it's about time YTMND became an exclusive entity for those of us with a sense of humor and an iq above 100. | ||||||
| Just keep on clogging my tubes... | ||||||
| omg perfect. | ||||||
| Sigh. So many otherwise EXCELLENT ytmnd's suffer from the same problem: the audio has extremely loud, crackling clipping artifacts. I wouldn't have voted so poorly but because of the fact this is an audio-driven ytmnd. It would be a very wise idea to re-mix the audio sources together at a lower level, and then normalize afterwards. Then you can have full loudness without distortion. | ||||||
| simple solution to your problem: turn down your volume | ||||||
| sage: turning down the volume does not eliminate the clipping. It is a recording-end issue. | ||||||
| I heard no clipping. It sounded like it kept going ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON. | ||||||
| I'm not the one who recorded the audio; there will be clipping no matter what, even with the bit-depth conversion and the resampling of the audio to 44100khz. If I had made the audio softer, then people would complain that it was soft. Porky pig's voice wasn't recorded with 5.1 dolby digital surround in the 1940s. So, either you can build a time machine, go back in time, and invent digital audio, or you can just turn your volume down. | ||||||
| ololololololololololololololololololololol | ||||||
| That's the problem with using audio from another source if it is already poor. If you do that, then add more stuff in, the audio gets worse. You could have found a source for the original speech and reconstrusted the studdering without all the horrible clipping. But if you don't want to admit that there is a problem with your audio sources and how it was mixed, that's okay. I was trying to help. |
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| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
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| You all fail and are frightened rediculously easily. -.- Oh and A girl died in.. Just kidding xD | ||||||
| On my ceiling? Don't you mean roof? lawl k. Is she hot? | ||||||
| wtf @ comments.
If you don't send this website to 50 people your penis will shrivel up, fall off and a Siberian Tiger will deficate in your mouth. | ||||||
| YOU'RE F*CKING KIDDING ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA | ||||||
| Agreed, also if you don't love me your penis will decrese in size at a rate on 1 inch per day. | ||||||
| anono: Go right ahead being an audiophile snob. I didn't feel like spending 3 extra hours fixing every little skree, pop, and clip in this speech, nor did I think the majority of ytmnds users would fully appreciate or notice the changes resulting from the extra time spent. I also figured that most people on ytmnd don't have the attention span to wait for an accurately looping uncompressed wav to load. I didn't make this to enter into a mixing contest, I made it for a quick laugh. | ||||||
| keeps sounding like Porky's trying to say "Son of a b*tch" lmao at Dr-L337's comment, and the PEN15 threats.
tobe honest, I have problems with my speech, so I have to articulate as well. @(_@ | ||||||
| ... and Shift Esc's comment about wanting to know if the dead chick is hot. Oops... I double dipped as well. Mmm... | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but whatever.
He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a boot."
Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will
suffocate you by singing a song about cake. If you post this, she will not
bother you . Also c*cks. |
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| Probably one of the funniest sites ever created. |
+1 | |||||
| i will rape that biatch. | ||||||
| five golden stars of win | ||||||
| My lord this is genius. FIVE STARS. | ||||||
| Hilarious! | ||||||
| 6 for AOL 7.0 Disc! | ||||||
| Predictable but funny. | ||||||
| This is f*cking boomshot win | ||||||
| i found a fish biscuit. | ||||||
| Fantastic! | ||||||
| LOLOL | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| @Ninjando: thank you, 1 more nomadic soul for me. ^_^ | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
thank you for citing your sources correctly | ||||||
| wheres the effort? |
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| YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! | ||||||
| lol, gullible A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Flawless Victory! FATALITY! | ||||||
| lol a winnar is you | ||||||
| i lol'd | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer, which is pretty redundant but
whatever. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The
murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu," which is an anagram of "Cat mauls a
boot." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl
or one of equal or lesser value. In the middle of the night she will be on
your ceiling. Like in Trainspotting. She will suffocate you by singing a
song about cake. If you post this, she will not bother you . Also cawks. | ||||||
| Spamming twats->C C C C COMBO BREAKERR | ||||||
| I don't know who I want to punch more. | ||||||
| Hah. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| :P | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| GENIUS!! | ||||||
| I miss Looney Toons | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| hahaha | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| "Homicidal murderer" is redundant. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| ROFLMAO!!! | ||||||
| Oh, my.
So simple, and so stupid.
Yet, so ingenius.
I want to hate it. But I love it.
Good job. 5/5 | ||||||
| Great site. And better safe than sorry. A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. | ||||||
| I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| I love you. ^_^ | ||||||
| I'm not gonna repeat urban legend BS. BUT GREAT SITE N E WAY. | ||||||
| amazing | ||||||
| CAN'T. BREATHE. | ||||||
| Hahaha! I love it!! | ||||||
| The AOL CD was a nice touch.
lol...
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| I like the aol cd and just in case..... A girl died in 1933 by a
homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still
alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that
you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of
the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was
suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will
be rewarded
| ||||||
| LMFAO | ||||||
| didnt look at ur ytmnd but with enough cash and f*ggot friends you can become the next dr-leet | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He
buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered
chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the
chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will
be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you
post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. | ||||||
| this joke has been done: http://loonytoonstevens.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| lol, very good for you sir | ||||||
| lowered the vote bc joke has been done, but still a 3 bc yours is a slightly different take on it. but your image is crappier | ||||||
| similar to loonytoonstevens.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? everyonefails.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| FIVE | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"NEDM!" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| the best part about this site is the handfull of 12 year olds that posted about a dead little girl. ZOMBIES FTW! | ||||||
| rofl the comments are almost as funny as the ytmnd. i dont know if these people actually believe those chain stories or if they're screwing around. i hope the latter | ||||||
| WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN | ||||||
| and shaddap about the dead 30s girl | ||||||
| i'm not afraid of dead girls. on a side note, I'll be camping in my yard for a few weeks. | ||||||
| Oh noes! A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| roflamsafmdasfs
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Is this dead girl hot? | ||||||
| I like this ytmnd a lot more than the depression era little girl. | ||||||
| made me grin! just what i needed | ||||||
| Genius. | ||||||
| its your comments that made me lol | ||||||
| A series of tubes died in 1933 by a big truck. A big truck buried a series of tubes in the ground when a series of tubes was still alive. The big truck chanted,"abbabeeb it's a, it's a, it's a bbea I,I, I, ahh" as he
buried the series of tubes. Now that you have read your own internet , you will meet this big truck. In the middle of the night tubes will be on your ceiling. Tubes will suffocate you like it was suffocated. If you post this, a big truck will not
bother you. Your internets will be rewarded. | ||||||
| A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as
he attacked it. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night it will be on your ceiling. It
will attack your weak point for massive damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| very good work. A girl got killed by this dude and said some stuff and now you have to trick other people or you gon' get raped. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Sumguy21 approves of this message. | ||||||
| That so needed to be done! | ||||||
| 5'd for the following response: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Don't let it die! A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Ninjando died in 2006 by a homicidal YTMNDer. He buried him in the ground
when he was still alive. The murdered chanted,"u r teh gay" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the comment, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. He will
masterbate you like he was suffocated. If you post this, he will not
masterbate. Your kindness will be retarded. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| only on ytmnd | ||||||
| stop, please, yur killing me! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| F*ck that bitch...i'm not posting anything | ||||||
| sh*t! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| 5'd for AOL | ||||||
| lmao. also, i am a shaman and am thus immune to ghostly visitations, making it unnecessary for me to make that comment. | ||||||
| A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point
for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge
Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as he attacked it. Now that you have read
the chant, you will meet this giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night
it will be on your ceiling. It will attack your weak point for massive
damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| uh gurl is ded 1933 kild bi uh krazee gui. he burrd hur en el groundo wen
she wuz livin . he sed "lololol" wen he burrd hur . ur gunna c hur cuz u
red tsih lawl u r ded . sheez gon rape u will suffakat cuz she suffakattd
but if u posted tshi she no rape u b nice plz kthjx | ||||||
| A giante enemy crab died in 1337 by Kaz Hirai. He attacked its weak point
for massive damage when it was still alive.The murderer chanted,"It's Ridge
Racer! RIIIIDGEE RAAACEEEEER!!" as he attacked it. Now that you have read
the chant, you will meet this giant enemy crab. In the middle of the night
it will be on your ceiling. It will attack your weak point for massive
damage like it was attacked. If you post this, it will not bother you.
Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Oh my god, I'm crying. XD | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Una chica murió en 1933 por un asesino homicida. El la enterró en el suelo cuando ella era todavía vivo.el
asesinada cantar," balcu de sota de Toma" como él la enterró. Ahora que usted ha leído el canto, usted
encontrará a esta niña. En medio de la noche que ella estará en su techo. Ella le asfixiará quiere que ella
fuera asfixiada. Si usted anuncia esto, ella no le molestará. Su bondad se recompensará | ||||||
| HAHAHHA | ||||||
| yeah I f*cked her last night and she came back to life CRISIS AVERTED | ||||||
| Ted's not supposed to make any sense, because it's propaganda! He also buries little girls alive while chanting "Toma sota balcu", just like all Republicans. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded!!! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"PWND" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
give you head, for the hell of it (she weighs 300+lbs. and has a severe case of acne). If you post this, she will not
bother you and subject you to a fate worse than death. Your kindness will be rewarded (lol, troll) | ||||||
| awesome! | ||||||
| Son of a beyaapppitbby. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. God I scare so easily, I'm sorry for spreading the spam :-( | ||||||
| Simply wonderful. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Is this real? | ||||||
| Only thing that ruined it was Ninjando. Shame on him! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| Toma sota balcu ... *digs* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *Digs more* Toma sota balcu *starts to cover hole* Toma sota balcu *covers more* Toma sota balcu *DONE* | ||||||
| I killed that girl. and if you do not praise me then you will have the same fate as she did. your praise will be rewarded. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded | ||||||
| A girl died in 1993 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. OH SHI-!!!!! | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She
will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will
not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded :D | ||||||
| owned | ||||||
| http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravina_Island_Bridge makes this funny | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the
ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted, "For the Overmind" as
he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this
little girl. In the day she will be in ur north pole snipin ur elves. If you post this, she will
not bother you. You will just be buried alive. | ||||||
| .19 cent donation! Way to go, anony!
You da man. | ||||||
| Also 5'd | ||||||
| Oh, and I sleep on the bottom of a bunk bed. So, that little girl is going to smash her head off of some metal, or bounce off my matress all night. | ||||||
| And by the way, that's a lie. I didn't post that spam garbage and I'm still alive. So stop. | ||||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground
when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he
buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little
girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will
suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not
bother you. She will instead send robots to take you. | ||||||
| HAHAHHAHA Nice. | ||||||
| hax |
+1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murdered chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded |
-1 | |||||
| A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal DOWNVOATER. He buried her in the INTERNETS when she was still REMEMBERING POLAND.The murdered chanted,"THIS IS NOT A GRAND COALITION" as he buried her. Now that you have read the KHANt, you will meet this little FORGETTORGOT. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling (WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE). She will FORGET you like she was JON CARI. If you post this, she will not bother JORGE BUSCH. Your VOTE 5 will be rewarded | ||||||
