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2006-10-06 05:04:55
HeatherChandler

THERE IS ONLY LOVE IN THE SEXY TRUCK NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy! |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_.

2006-10-06 05:07:45
scrotoTbaggins

f*ck this religious bullsh*t on ytmnd, go f*ck yourself

2006-10-06 05:14:49
HeatherChandler

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Eel_girl

2006-10-06 05:17:23
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:18:27
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:20:11
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:21:32
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:22:41
Olavan

Garbage, I don't have time to sift through all the comments. In following your logic this would mean that atheists killed the religious because they were religious, had they been athiest they would not have been killed. Therefore, for following a religion under one of these "dictatorships" you are in fact responsible for murdering yourself. Hey, if someone says "Don't do this or we'll kill you", you're not going to listen to them and then whine about getting killed? Your logic is severely flawed.

2006-10-06 05:24:37
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:26:34
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:28:41
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:32:38
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 05:52:35
Zerowarrior

im an atheist, so f*ck you

2006-10-06 05:53:20
Andreus

You win an internet.

2006-10-06 06:03:29
TheRaven7

great counterpoint

2006-10-06 06:04:28
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:05:12
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:09:19
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:10:11
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:11:14
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:11:55
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:12:43
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:13:32
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:14:34
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:15:42
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 06:17:54
KingNintendoid

Failed, because no atheist kills people because they are an atheist. This is because there are no atheist holy scriptures (because *tadadum* atheism is not a religion) that tell them to. HOWEVER, religious holy scriptures repeatedly make references to killing people who aren't like you, and this has led to a frightening number of death. Besides, you chose to substitute 'christians' with 'catholics' in this YTMND, because you know exactly how high that number would be.

2006-10-06 06:24:32
pianorockguy

Waste of Money by two dumb asses and a waste of time by this christian tard boy. If i have to come on here and see this sh*t ruining YTMND one more time, i swear by whatever the f*ck is in the sky as my witness i will find this whetstone guy. From there on...who knows what will happen to him.

2006-10-06 06:26:40
SausageKing

4'd because I never knew TPiR theme song had an end; I thought it looped into infinity.

2006-10-06 06:38:10
noweezernoworld

you f*cking idiot. just because rulers killed those who practiced religious beliefs does not make them athiests. it just means that they didn't want to spark religious riots or wars. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. OR ANYWHERE, FOR THAT MATTER.

2006-10-06 06:43:51
RamenOps

Not only are you an idiot, it's REALLY about time you SHUT THE F*CK UP.

2006-10-06 06:48:30
usmc88

actually, muslims have killed the most. lets count all of history, not just the last 500 years.

2006-10-06 06:52:54
RecklessDisaste

Good. I hope they kill more, including you.

2006-10-06 06:55:29
Trilkin

That's a pretty bold claim, but certainly in league with the rest of your sites. The problem is, a lot of countries, especially in the 19th century and beyond, have no regionally claimed religion. My favorite part was how you used China as an example of atheism at its 'finest.' Atheism, itself, isn't a belief - rather, it's lack of a belief. It's hardly something you can use to blame a group for their actions. It's just as short-sighted as people blaming Catholics for being Catholic when they commit-

2006-10-06 06:57:58
yiddish

Your numbers on the Catholics and Muslims are a bit inflated and deflated respectively. The Atheists number, amusingly, is dead on.

2006-10-06 06:58:42
Trilkin

-any sort of crime. In China/North Korea/Cuba's cases, atheism isn't the cause, but rather, the 'effect.' The cause is an oppressive culture which, ultimately, has nothing to do with religion. Tomorrow, they can claim they were Christians, but they'd still likely follow the same exact routines they do today. In short, this YTMND is pointless. 3 for being kinda funny, though.

2006-10-06 06:59:05
yiddish

Hitler didn't align himself with the Catholic church, he more or less held it hostage.

2006-10-06 07:18:47
Peterguy

Don't worry whetstone, max isn't God, and if he bans you, then that will only prove taht your right cuz he along with the rest of YTMND is scared of you and of course ppl r gonna say "were scared of you cuz ur psycho" but u and i both know its deeper then that and were not psycho. Plus if max bans you, then u have earned some pretty kool toys in heaven, lol, as your mission will be accomplished. Max will inevitably be helping you if he bans you ;) now thats irony

2006-10-06 07:36:43
Lat

Lol @ retarded circular reasoning. Hitler was a watercolour artist and a vegtarian. Does that make watercolour artists and vegiatrians resposible for over 6 million deaths?

2006-10-06 07:39:17
Lotus107

Any time one regime has power their ambitions will lead to the destruction of many.

2006-10-06 08:01:47
Zelinko

You mean Josef Stalin and Mao Stalin's collectivization of farms starved the farmers not intentional massacare although the gulgogs would count to that number and thats only a few million

2006-10-06 08:02:06
tehpenzi

QFT Athiests r just christians posing, they r liek 13 years old lol lrn2 growup

2006-10-06 08:04:41
Motu

If you really think this was a good point check this: http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/ad-hominem-tu-quoque.html for a check of his numbers: http://waronafront.ytmnd.com/

2006-10-06 08:09:13
Teh-Ravage

Wow, Whetstone's logic is as flawed as ever. If you include every "athiest country"s death count, you have to include every christian's as well. I'm not anti christian, but please, you're giving them a bad name. Gtfo whetstone. You're only turning people away from your beliefs.

2006-10-06 08:11:32
Motu

HAY! Agnus Dei has taken the field! Agnus Dei claims you can't argue against Christianity without proving them right! Agnus Dei forgets that Sir Whet is the one of the attack here and Atheists are on the defense!

2006-10-06 08:14:59
xbx1120

well, the USA is "secular" but has a strong christian base, and is one of the most religious industrialized countries in the world. Good ytmnd. Informative. Here, take this 5 (hands you a 5). To fight against the godless sodomites of ytmnd!

2006-10-06 08:17:47
cooke

"u have earned some pretty kool toys in heaven, lol, as your mission will be accomplished" - The fundamental flaw in so many fellow Christian believers. The hyprocrisy they display when they passionately profess their views to save their brothers when actually they're just trying to save themselves.

2006-10-06 08:18:22
Auroramagne

w00t, go Atheists! Raise that kill count!

2007-05-21 01:46:12
AliasUndercover

WTFBBQ??? Charlie Sheen holds the record for highest kill count! The man is more efficient than Poland, Nazi Germany, The peoples REPUBLIC of China, Japan, Korea, The United Soviet Socialist REPUBLIC, the US of A-Holes, Muslims, Christians, Jews, Bhuddists, Confucianists Shintoists, Hindus, Paegans, Wiccans, Atheists, New Jersians, Rhode-Islanders AND Idahodians ALL PUT TOGETHER! JUST SEE HOT SHOTS PART DEUX! BLOODY AS ALL HEQUE...

2006-10-06 08:19:07
Title-Loan-Man

Whetstone, you are a f*cking idiot. lern2lojik Go choke on a bullet, jackass.

2006-10-06 08:22:37
AFink

I still can't beat launch Launch Octopus so instead I went and beat Storm Eagle. He was really easy. I have no idea who to face next though. Also, I haven't found any heart pieces. I hear there are supposed to be a lot of those. Does anyone know where any are?

2006-10-06 08:23:43
Strider1233

I think the reason the crusades are brought up is because christianity teaches not to kill. Anywaaays... 5 for letting me know im in the group that killed the most people! :D

2006-10-06 08:24:29
Auroramagne

Well, you need to do Chill Penguin's stage first to get the dash boots, then kill Armored Armadillo to get his weapon. It makes Launch Octopus hella easy. ^^

2006-10-06 08:25:47
darkreign

Name one thing in atheism that actually tells people to kill or even not to kill, or anythign at all? If it doesn't, then this is an utterly false answer.

2006-10-06 08:30:33
purepwnage

COMMIES SUCK, WEAK-MINDED-GOD-LOVIN-WORMS TOO

2006-10-06 08:31:46
DwainH

Remember when YTMNDs were funny?

2006-10-06 08:32:50
LandHawk

You compared "Catholics" to "Atheists." This is akin to comparing Steve from Missouri to black people in order to show that black people kill more. If you want to do it right, compare those aligned with any religion to those unaligned. But wait! You wouldn't be able to make your half-assed point without bending the truth in your favor, would you? That's ok, it's about what I expect from organized religion and its members.

2006-10-06 08:36:26
Title-Loan-Man

The fact of the matter is that there are very few recorded instances of people being killed in the name of atheism. Even if the people who he's blaming these deaths on were atheist (and, predictably enough, they aren't), atheism has absolutely nothing to do with the deaths in the first place.

2006-10-06 08:37:20
WAFFLEZ

"Don't worry whetstone, max isn't God, and if he bans you, then that will only prove taht your right cuz he along with the rest of YTMND is scared of you and of course ppl r gonna say "were scared of you cuz ur psycho" but u and i both know its deeper then that and were not psycho. Plus if max bans you, then u have earned some pretty kool toys in heaven, lol, as your mission will be accomplished. Max will inevitably be helping you if he bans you ;) now thats irony"

2006-10-06 08:37:51
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:38:13
LandHawk

And in line with the number of braincells needed to create the tripe that is this YTMND, I give you a one. Please plunge the pointy end of the star into your heart to spare us all your continued idiocy.

2006-10-06 08:38:31
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:39:04
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:39:48
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:40:23
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:40:59
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:41:36
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:42:11
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:43:06
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:43:42
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:45:21
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 08:46:37
WAFFLEZ

kool toys and 72 virgins. IT'S THE SAME PROPOSITION. WHAT IS STOPPING YOU FROM COMMITING GENOCIDE IN ORDER TO GET SOME KOOL TOYS. Am I the only one that notices this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Hypocrites.

2006-10-06 08:51:30
Auroramagne

Fools! Max IS God!!

2006-10-06 08:52:49
Lord-Downvoter

I think everything i want to say has already been said. http://downvoteyou.ytmnd.com/

2006-10-06 08:56:23
zalb

I thought of catholics imediately.

2006-10-06 08:58:59
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 08:59:53
HeatherChandler

FEEL THE COPYPASTA THERE IS ONLY LOVE IN THE SEXY TRUCK NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy! |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|

2006-10-06 09:00:22
thejackmachine

I'm even more proud to be an athiest now. Plus, isn't there "heaven" to go to? Being killed isn't even that bad. tool.

2006-10-06 09:00:50
HeatherChandler

COPYPASTA FEEL THE BLESSING OF THE NOODLY APPENDAGE THERE IS ONLY LOVE IN THE SEXY TRUCK NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy! |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

2006-10-06 09:04:05
sloppybitch

No. Not religion. Fundamentalism and fanatacism are what kills more people. And you're furthering the cause. Shut your pie hole already. No one gives a sh*t.

2006-10-06 09:07:25
Impooter

You sir, have a small penis.

2006-10-06 09:09:03
Dagarik

PI IS EXACTLY 3!!!

2007-05-21 01:52:43
AliasUndercover

You’re in Indiana, aren't you. sometimes, State legislatures come up with the most asinine laws...

2006-10-06 09:09:38
Fortune

allahu ackbar

2006-10-06 09:15:43
LOLOLXD

Since when is The Price is Right multiple choice?

2006-10-06 09:17:30
JZik

Pi IS EXACTLY 4!

2006-10-06 09:28:24
Chav-Slayer

This comments page is making both Christians and Atheists look dumb. In the next couple of years, American suburban pampered f*ggot teens will be into Agnosticism instead. The kind of kiddies who'd think Atheism = Hating God/Satanic rather than just not having any beliefs. And whetstone, your approach is very unethical. Ultimately, you got your facts right, but only about the number of deaths (still some flaws there though). Without going into detail on such a topic, you've made it biased.

2006-10-06 09:31:25
Chav-Slayer

The reason I even made post above is because I believe you're reasonable enough to accept my opinion, whether or not you agree. Shame so few can provide a reasonable, mature argument to your YTMNDs, which really don't belong here anyway. I still don't rate you as particularly intellectual either...

2006-10-06 09:34:19
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2006-10-06 09:40:01
Morgath

Whetpants = auto 1

2006-10-06 09:40:47
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 09:49:19
nopantsmcgee

2 for presentation, -3 for narrow mindedness. And as far as Karl Marx being a murdered, Id imagine Groucho probably killed one hell of a let more people than he did.

2006-10-06 09:50:42
darkreign

2006-10-06 09:51:34
VinnysMafia

-1 to keep religion (or athiesm) off YTMND, -1 for defacing bob barker, -1 for propaganda on a comedy website. douchebag.

2006-10-06 09:52:31
RagingSka

What is this trying to say? That Atheists are more prone to killing people than others? Just because people who thought they were gods ruling their nations didn't mind killing people? And why is there only Cathloics, Muslims, and Atheists? What about every other religion? Also, being Areligious doesn't make you an Atheist. They are two different things. Also: Different societies produce different people, no matter what government there is. This gets a 1 for using Bob Barker in a very wrong way.

2006-10-06 09:56:10
RagingSka

*catholics. *religion (in place of that last government). I have to proof-read better. Implying Atheists areautomatically horrible people just because nations have had INSANE dictators in the past, is just as bad as saying Catholics are automatically horrible people because the Church is corrupt or because the Crusades happened. Horrible. A well constructed YTMND, but the content, again, is lacking.

2006-10-06 09:59:05
Marshall

equating Atheism with Communism = you're a f*cking idiot

2006-10-06 10:06:48
acerod88

Wow, you're comparing apples and oranges. Muslims and Catholics killed people based solely on the fact that people would not convert or held a different belief. Atheists could've killed people for a multitude of reasons such as a main reason, oppresive government. AN oppresive government (ie Communists) has nothing to do with being atheist, they just aren't the same thing. You're trying to imply that if someone is atheist there is more of a chance he'll go around killing more people then someone else.

2006-10-06 10:09:52
showoffjp

very well done sir...

2006-10-06 10:10:27
NoAstrology

I'm sure it's been pointed out already, but Muslims and Christians have killed people because of their religion. Their development of that belief system has taught them, "Kill for God." Contrast to atheists, who have never said, "Kill for atheism." Atheist dictatorships that are responsible for mass slaughter did it due to political ideals - not all of which were hostile toward religion - not due to their personal atheism. Thus Christianity and Islam caused violence, whereas atheism did not.

2006-10-06 10:14:41
NoAstrology

In many ways its like saying, "Who killed more people - black or white men? Males or females?" It doesn't tell us *why* people were killed, it simply tells us who did it. We know that the *why* of the Inquisition and Islamic terror is Christianity and Islam respectively. There are no mass murders or major acts of violence where the root cause is atheism, however. There are major acts of violence by atheists, but the root cause is politics, not the lack of belief in a deity or some sort of atheist dogma.

2006-10-06 10:16:44
TheMadMonkey

Whetstone, governmental atheism is practically the polar opposite of individual atheism, which most actual atheists are. Governments that use atheism as a means to justify killing people it doesn't want to deal with are identical READ- IDENTICAL to governments that use any other religion for the same purposes. Also, you the reasons the crusades are always mentioned is because they where a hateful, unilateral (only one way is right) aproach to subverting and conquering opposing religious and cultural groups

2006-10-06 10:20:57
TheMadMonkey

Which as far as I know, atheists have never done, because they honestly have no reason to. Once again you must disasociate state sponsored (political) murders and killings from theistic or theistically motivated killings. Furthermore, you are not enlightened, stop trying to pretend you are and know how to 'help' us when you can't see past the end of your nose. You are making yourself little more than an ugly thorn in the side of this community, rather than actually trying to be a follower of your beliefs.

2006-10-06 10:22:20
Evilbunny

In dublin's fair city where the girls are so pretty I first set my eyes on sweet molly malone, and she wheeled her barrow through streets broad and narrow crying c*ckles and mussels alive, alive o! Alive, alive O! Alive, alive O! Crying c*ckles and mussels alive, alive O! She was a fishmonger, and sure twas no wonder, for so were her father and mother before and they both wheeled their barrows, through streets broad and narrow, crying c*ckles and mussels alive alive oh!

2006-10-06 10:24:53
sexymofo

you fail, please try again ^_^

2006-10-06 10:29:06
docsigma

5'd because "Who Murdered the Most People" would be an AWESOME game on The Price is Right

2006-10-06 10:47:57
Afrotech

2006-10-06 10:48:28
barleywilkerson

i gave this a three... good presentation, interesting topic... blah blah blah... BUT! i feel like you're still trying to cram sh*t down everyone's throats... i respect you opinion, and would fight for your right to have it, but this crap is getting old... "since the dawn of man" this crap has been raging on... WHO CARES? just about anything can be 'proven' with statistics, especially when over generalizing... basically, you're sites have become their own cliche and you come off as a FANATIC/AVERAGE USER...

2006-10-06 10:49:39
mrnoodle

win

2006-10-06 10:52:06
barleywilkerson

also, i think some people who've commented here should be banned, rather than banning whetstone... considering their skills of debate and discussion... but alas, this is the internet, blah blah blah...

2006-10-06 11:07:35
CataclysmicBeef

I think you forgot how many people christians killed in the americas between 1492 and the end of the 19th century. There's no way to know.

2006-10-06 11:10:24
DrunkenBeetle

How many stars am I giving you? A. Fav'd B. Five C. Three D. One

2006-10-06 11:12:31
LOLSTALIN

2006-10-06 11:16:33
ArmoredEclipse

Whetstone, you make some very well made YTMNDs but your problem is that your obsession with trying to push the envelope of what is tasteful (even by Christian standards) is going to get you banned. I am agnostic (for perspective purposes) and believe me, your attempts to convince YTMNDers of your beliefs is becoming very, very annoying. Just cut the sh*t.

2006-10-06 11:17:31
whetstone

If you commented and expected me to PM you with a reply, please PM me as there is too much spam to wade through. Spammers +1! yuo r teh winrars!

2006-10-06 11:19:55
LOLSTALIN

Good Job, you dumbass. I'm sure you think that either the holocaust never happened or that hitler wasn't a christian. Read a f*ckin history book, you stupid douche. Catholics didn't only kill people during the middle ages, you retard. Good Job, you dumbass. I'm sure you think that either the holocaust never happened or that hitler wasn't a christian. Read a f*ckin history book, you stupid douche. Catholics didn't only kill people during the middle ages, you retard. Good Job, you dumbass. I'm s

2006-10-06 11:21:31
pauljue14

Atheist AND Bible Thumpers are hypocrites! That's why I hate both.

2006-10-06 11:34:48
DeathsHead2

I'm pretty sure you ignored plenty of religions in there, as well as their death counts, and either way, this doesn't affect anything since this YTMND shows that even the religious kill people. Wow, people who believed in God killed less people then people who don't...it must be a sign that God is with them! Please, stop acting as if you prove any sort of point with this YTMND.

2006-10-06 11:47:58
Awesomepants

I am so sick of seeing these jesus-freak sites. If your so into him, why don't you do us all a favor and kill yourself?? Say hi to St.Peter for me.

2006-10-06 11:52:15
cmurdock

leave it to bob barker to set things straight

2006-10-06 11:58:12
PropMonkey87

lolone'd

2006-10-06 11:59:34
Chunes

Get your facts right, dumbass!

2006-10-06 12:11:12
v4vendetta

They deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!!

2006-10-06 12:20:29
Tyler2k

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

2006-10-06 12:25:19
sabrdrak

You're one of those Westboro hicks, aren't you? You gotta be.

2006-10-06 12:26:32
Illiard

i think whetstone just likes the attention...also dont think he noticed that max said if he doesn one more hes gonna get permabanned

2006-10-06 12:27:59
FlamingWombat

Ah, so you admit that you're anti-Catholic. I wasn't surprised at the answer, but I could've figured that out without your bullsh*t. Get off of this site now.

2006-10-06 12:33:02
DemonMonkey

Proof that Atheists are bad asses

2006-10-06 12:36:41
freshouttapunk

aetheism for the win! btw your god is impossible n00b!

2006-10-06 12:36:45
IAmTheWalrus212

+5 for creativity, -1 for the last quote. Good presentation though!

2006-10-06 12:38:07
GhostEmperor

Fail. Almost no one kills in the name of atheism. Christianity can suck my c*ck.

2006-10-06 12:38:48
PeteGallo

5'd for anti communism.

2006-10-06 12:40:34
LOLSTALIN

u forgot like 200 millions of american natives f*ggot and 6 millions jews, just to name the first thing that comes into my mind. and no, 200 millions of pople where never killed by communist dictatorships, it's just cold war old propaganda. now GTFO.

2006-10-06 12:43:22
elbowdeeplove

I'm thinking we should add you to our deathtoll.

2006-10-06 12:45:43
Deloravius

5'd for truth; Hitler was an atheist, and Communism practices an avid hatred and opposition to all religions. Many people have died under Communist rule. Also, Catholics rock!

2006-10-06 12:47:25
surfinbrant

2'd for citing Wikipedia as a valid source, Wikipedia is crap.

2006-10-06 12:49:26
HeatherChandler

I've tried to respond to him maturely in the past, but there's just no reasoning with these religious folks. I'm way more spiritual than religious and I like to keep my private business to myself. I'm just sick of these motherf*cking JESUSTMNDS on my comedy site. I refuse to downvote all of his sites, I do not want him banned, but a little copypasta and some harmless kidding is much needed, everyone needs to stop taking this sh*t so seriously! It's the goddamn internet. You're not a martyr because you

2006-10-06 12:51:30
HeatherChandler

are unpopular, and to claim that term just because people downvoted some stupid ytmnds really makes a mockery of those who actually do suffer and die for their beliefs, whatever they may be, whether they are Muslim grocers getting harassed here in the States, or Ghandi getting shot, whatever, the people who speak in a whisper and LIVE their religion, and live as an example, will always be looked upon with more respect than those who have to shout to prove their piety.

2006-10-06 12:52:19
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:53:35
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:54:15
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:54:45
innocentbystand

5'd for the truth.

2006-10-06 12:55:38
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:56:43
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:56:53
jphiggins

Take a one, douchebag. And take your f*cking holy war to another web site.

2006-10-06 12:57:23
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:57:56
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:58:31
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 12:59:23
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:03:44
freedomfalcon

Hitler was an atheist who hated the catholic church. He even plotted to have the pope kidnapped. Communism is an athiest regime, that is why even today the churches in china must be underground. I dont even have to mention Falun Gong. You know Max, its funny how people can make all the anti-scientology YTMNDS they want, but if somone makes an anti-atheist YTMND OMG WE MUST BANXOR HIM@!!!!!onon1!!!eleven!!!11!1!!

2006-10-06 13:04:57
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:05:19
deflowd

good job pointing out the real evil is oppressive power structures whether they be organized religion or political dictatorships.

2006-10-06 13:05:51
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:06:30
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:09:41
CW1

i fail to care

2006-10-06 13:12:04
SoberIrishman

Wow you made a good ytmnd for once.

2006-10-06 13:12:29
LOLSTALIN

2006-10-06 13:13:19
sklero

Haha, you have a logo for your name.

2006-10-06 13:13:30
LOLSTALIN

2006-10-06 13:15:03
LOLSTALIN

2006-10-06 13:15:32
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:16:15
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:16:56
rofflemow

Actually, one group did almost wipe out the entire population of the United States at one time, when the Protestants moved to THE NEW WORLD and killed the Native Americans. And how many people have been killed by Satanists? Hmm, not a whole lot. I'd even go as far to say the Satanist have less blood on their hands than the Amish! Are atheists more prone to violence? Without having a hallucination of God telling them which country to invade and how to run their countries I'd say no.

2006-10-06 13:17:17
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:17:51
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:18:53
tensoldier

262 million? We need more.

2006-10-06 13:19:07
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:19:54
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:20:37
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:21:03
BlueOverLawls

Let's not confuse Aetheists with people who never stated their religion

2006-10-06 13:21:04
EggShen

atheism is the voice of a few intelligent people

2006-10-06 13:21:08
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:21:45
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:22:20
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:22:52
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:23:40
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:24:29
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:25:31
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:26:28
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:26:50
whetstone

http://yayforspam.ytmnd.com/

2006-10-06 13:27:34
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:28:06
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:28:39
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:29:10
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:32:57
paranoid-androi

just because there have been nutjobs in teh world, doesn't mean that all atheists are like that...you need to solidify your arguments, just because one does it, doesn't mean the rest of the population did

2006-10-06 13:40:27
SirKent

Ever wonder why your YTMNDs are some of the lowest rated in history? If you have to donate money so it appears on the front page in order for people to even give a rats *ss about what you're saying, what does that say about you? That you're a generous supporter of YTMND or that you you're a waste of life?

2006-10-06 13:41:12
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:42:06
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 13:44:13
Ahriman01

So the fact that the dictators responsible for killing all those people was just because they were atheist? Come on man, I know you must be smarter than that. 1'd for representing a twist on reality as fact.

2006-10-06 13:48:11
AFink

I took Auroramagne's advice and killed Armored Armadillo next. It took me a few tries, but I found out eventually his weakness was Electric Spark which removed his shield. There was this heart piece I saw earlier in this level though that I couldnt get. The platform leading to it got destroyed by this big drill. Can I get the heart piece now somehow or do I have to come back later?

2006-10-06 13:48:55
boomaga

No.

2006-10-06 13:53:10
mos

I find your lack of proof disturbing....step away from your suggestive propaganda boy, before somebody takes a bible, sets it alight and shoves it up your deity worshiping *ss :D

2006-10-06 13:54:58
Moonshadow101

You're comparing a line of thought to three organizations. Try Atheists vs Everyone who has ever believed an any sort of Divine Being.

2006-10-06 14:03:53
mantenna

you're a dumb piece of sh*t whetstone

2006-10-06 14:04:29
mantenna

besides, you didn't count christians as a whole

2006-10-06 14:13:32
earth-b0und-mis

F*ck Christianity.

2006-10-06 14:17:49
Grayfox354

Afink: You can get the heart peice if you do a jump-dash off of the wall. You don't have to come back later if you have the dash technique from the penguin level. It's tricky but you can do it!

2006-10-06 14:18:03
theo47

Kill yourself, and save us atheists the trouble. Mmkay?

2006-10-06 14:23:26
Kratos222

sluts with sausage / dolls with balls / babes with boners / women with wangs / chicks with dicks / moms with meat / playmates with prostates / debbies with dongs / heroines with hard-ons / ladies with lances / lolitas with lovesticks / dykes with dinks / bitches with beef / wives with weiners / whores with more / widows with woodies / tricks with tripods / nieces with nuts / females with foreskin / bimbos with bones / princesses with penises / brides with bananas / hookers with horsec*cks / nuns with knobs

2006-10-06 14:25:53
DiscoRage

Copypasta? This is ytmnd, not 4chan you f*cking tit.

2006-10-06 14:27:32
Darmikau

How about recent statistics in one of your YTMND's, rather that old historic ones back from many centuries ago.

2006-10-06 14:28:00
list

OMG FUK ALL DEM ATHESTS BCZ THER GHEY MIRITE MIRITE

2006-10-06 14:29:58
AFink

Update: I got the heart piece. Thanks greyfox354.

2006-10-06 14:34:04
HeatherChandler

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2006-10-06 14:35:07
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 14:35:23
HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 14:35:51
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 14:36:21
WAFFLEZ

2006-10-06 14:37:01
archon888

"Dog's don't bark at parked cars." Keep up the good work, Whetstone.

2006-10-06 14:38:06
grendel595

Pics or it didn't happen.

2006-10-06 14:40:13
LiTh

5'd for Whetstone and the truth!

2006-10-06 14:40:14
manish

Shut up.

2006-10-06 14:42:28
Necronomicon

Way to beat the sh*t out of that straw man.

2006-10-06 14:49:09
s13srmadness

do you really have nothing else to talk about. looking over your profile shows that you used to do non-religous ytmnds. wtf happened? and go kill yourself, your numbers are all wrong or excluding certain things...

2006-10-06 14:49:23
jayraff

1'd..if I could vote lower I would.

2006-10-06 14:59:54
phantom480

You're comparison is off since you didn't manange to figure out that Secular Government doesn't mean they are in fact atheist. Learn to read something other than talking points memos, Christian Coalition BS, etc and crack open a book, maybe even a dictionary, better yet a book on statistics.

2006-10-06 15:04:26
ChivalrousRex

That was pretty neat... extra +1 for the reserach

2006-10-06 15:06:36
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2006-10-06 15:07:10
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2006-10-06 15:08:50
zuljinforthewin

Dude, seriously, who cares? What do you think you accomplish by posting sh*t like this? Not to mention your entire argument reeks of Google and Wikipedia. Oh, While I'm at it... THERE IS ONLY LOVE IN THE SEXY TRUCK NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSE

2006-10-06 15:09:52
list

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2006-10-06 15:14:04
list

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2006-10-06 15:16:50
Moonkin

Although the Catholic religion shouldnt be hated because of the Crusades and Inquisition and stuff, I still give it a 5 because most aetheists are arrogant, pretentious, pseudo intellectual liberals. F*ck them.

2006-10-06 15:18:14
UBERHAX0R111

2006-10-06 15:18:48
list

2006-10-06 15:21:37
chipotlehero

They were killed in the name of Communism, capitain hole in logic

2006-10-06 15:24:07
list

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2006-10-06 15:24:59
list

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2006-10-06 15:26:44
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2006-10-06 15:27:14
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2006-10-06 15:27:38
Sasa

I founnd it okay, and yes, I DID think it was the Muslims too...shows how much pop culture has degraded our minds...

2006-10-06 15:28:01
list

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2006-10-06 15:28:31
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list

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2006-10-06 15:32:09
list

sup whetstone

2006-10-06 15:33:16
list

sup HeatherChandler

2006-10-06 15:36:06
Woogy

You make it sound like a bad thing 262,000,000 people have died because of Athiests. Does the world need more people? No. Does the world need more religious people? No. Does this world need to be cleansed of human existence? Yes.

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