anyone wanna sponsor my site? anyone?!

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What are you doing here?

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Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera...”Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera...”Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped in

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into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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PRAISE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! AYYAAAEEEHH AKKKAAA LAKKKA EAYEYASOOO

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Haha! You're right this should get a 5

ytmnd pro christian? naaah

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I don't know what you're trying to say, precisely.

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WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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:'(

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Your calculations are flawed. You forgot to carry the one.

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What a heaping pile of elephant dung.

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Yea. What IS your point? That ytmnd'ers are homosexual for Allah but hate Jesus?

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I've gotta admit. Allah does have a nice ass.

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◄not understanding...►

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lol

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whetstone>matthew386

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:)

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:)

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◄this here triangles make me look cooler►

^fails at triangles. &#9658

Just like me

I'm against all religion personally. They've all got it wrong. Anyone that belives that there's an invisible man in the sky that created the world and watches and judges us, is pretty much an idiot in my book.

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believing in nothing at all is any better?

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a great way to convince someone they're wrong is to call them an idiot.

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Any other insights, Mr. Carlin? You want to tell us which words you can't use on TV or do you want to let us know that parents that have "My Kid Is An Honor Student" as a bumper sticker should die in a car fire?

it's cool. i happen to think that the idea that all life evolved from an explosion of nothing in the middle of nothing 100000000 trillion years ago strains credulity as well. now we just have to learn to accept each other's clearly idiotic viewpoint at face value and not throw insults around.

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ytmnd'ers, like most people, hate prosyletizers. On the other hand, most anti-islamic ytmnd's usually have blatant underlying Christian innuendo, which smacks of a "My religion is good and all others are evil" sort of thing.

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+1 for proselytizers even if you spelled it wrong.

5ed for truth

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But it gets a one.

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fail

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This site isn't well made, but it's message is true. Anyone reading the comments on my ytmnds could see that. Anyone who thinks that in this day and age Islam and Christianity are equally dangerous is a simple-minded fool.

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We must have some differences when we define the word fool, because quite frankly, when I think of an idiot who wastes $15 sponsoring a sh*tty site to argue political issues on a website where it will make f*ck all of a difference, it's the first word that comes to mind.

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how much if any impact will this all have on Doug Farts Baloney?

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According to webster online the definition of fool is, "a person lacking in judgment or prudence." This is a perfect description of the commenters who say Christianity is just as bad as Islam. After the 9/11 attacks anyone with any capacity for reasoning should know that Islam is the greatest religious based threat the US faces.

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And according to the book of matthew 5:38 ( Which is strikingly similar to your name...) "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.' But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person." The bible says you have to obey me. get back in that kitchen and bake me a pie.

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BS like that is why I don't read the Bible and am not Christian. It sounds nice to be pacifistic on paper, but in reality being killed and subjugated isn't so good or noble.

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I don't have a problem with war, and i'm not religious. Hell, i'd dry hump a nuclear weapon if they would let me. As long as there is man there will be war, it's part of our nature. The only thing that chaps my *ss is when people try to justify killing with some noble or righteous cause. Ever stop to think that the reason these muslims are blowing themselves up is cuz they had the same idea of "being killed and subjugated isn't so good or noble."?

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? no, the reason is.... they thinks they'll get soem voigens from it. thems not so smart, when you thinks about it.

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Happy birthday!

wrong

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Yet it doesn't.

By Darthwang standards, 1

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DarthWangD

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i dont get it, and i have a feeling that if i did i would hate it even more

our mock is an awesome flaiiiiii, he WAS TERMINATED

LOL, Downvote!

a 1 is an upvoate for this site. Zero'd! (ignored)

Would've been better with, you know.. a joke or something.

Survey says? X

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ok so, i def clicked it at one star...wtf

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Thats the problem with being so Epic, You have Epic Failures.

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yeah i noticed :

err...yeah

anyone watch law and order tonite?

"Yea yea ,big boom,many virgins"

So... 60 bucks gets you what nowadays?

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Wow I know one person on here (who doesn't even come on here anymore) who's Islamic, 4 at least who are die hard christians and I'm assuming the bulk are people who enjoy making fun of idiots who live their life based on a book. And they/we prefer to make fun of the people around us. "Fix your own family first"

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YOU DID IT WRONG!

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According to this site... WE'RE TEH TALIBAN!

By Ytmnd standards, yes, this should get a five. But not from me!

Don't we make fun of both?

This make me scarred

-4 for no raptor jesus.

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Hahaha. It's about right. But both religions. I would like to see them destroy eachother. Sinners! Repent! The age of FSM is upon us!

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Spaghetti Monster is more played out than Chuck Norris, but I still hate religion on YTMND. Same goes for politics on YTMND.

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i love the audio. TA NA NA NAH, TA NA NA NAH. the-the-the the re flex. the re flex. the re flex. fleh-fleh-fleh-flex.

minus 3 Conans for no sickle and wrong colors on communist flag, but plus 1 Lando for Dragon-slaying longsword done up in stunning 1980 graphics.

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neither the place nor the time.

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Based on the opinions of YTMNDers towards this YTMND, this one is FAIL!

matt's got a point. I mean. . . raptor jesus and jesus lol's get 5's, yet making fun of islam gets accusations and finger-pointing. C'mon, I can't be the only other person who notices this!

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Because those are funny. If someone made "Pterodactyl Mohammed" it would probably be popular too

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but. . . they aren't funny. I guess it's some "random photoshop dinosaur and religious figure" fad that the adolescents get distracted by, but I didn't really think it was funny at all. And that isn't a "I'm so offended! I don't find this funny at all!" situation, they just were. . . repetitive and boring, but nobody really batted an eye or got uppity about how offensive they were (they could be construed as very offensive). But sho' nuff, you do one about Islam, you're a bigot and 1 star'ed.Hypocrisy.

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I admit they're usually not funny, but it's not for lack of trying. Those sites were making jokes about Christianity, not saying "OMG ALL CHRISTIANS ARE EVIL LET'S KILL THEM/DRIVE THEM OUT OF THE COUNTRY". In fact lots of sites made during the Mohammed cartoons controversy were well-recieved http://lolterrorism.ytmnd.com/

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Jesus is my homeboy and he says to give you a 5 anyway, cuz that's the Christian thing to do.

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I head that even if you followed the 10 commandments to a "t" and lived the life that god wanted you to live, he will STILL send you to hell if you don't worship his name. That sounds alot to me like putting somebody in jail for not breaking the law. Ya, I'm not a chistian......

Can we go back to making jokes?

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1 for not funny

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I agree with this ytmnd's message, which seems to be that Pac Men eat power pellets, not crucifixes.

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The reason nobody's voting 5 is because you said they would.

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And it did from me!

Religion is hypocricy, it claims that all our desires are evil, but preaches that we can gorge ourselves on anything we want in the afterlife.

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what? have you even ever talked to a christian about the christian afterlife? you spend eternity in God's presence, worshiping Him, in ecstacy lol. Try to not pull ideas about religion out of your ass. =)

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lol you totally make it sound like God is a dominatrix. Yeah, I pulled SOMETHING out of my *ss allright. (I just made this comment on Easter Sunday oh crap my trial at the gates of heaven is going to be interesting to say the least.)

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Very good work. +5

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more propaganda

WHY DONT I SEE RAPTOR JESUS?

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THE ORANGE BOX.

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You fail becuase you forgot Poland!

or a 1

Religion = Instant 1.

i hear that