It really, really does.

It touches New York. Fail.

5 because MCR comes from there and they suck horribly salty balls

thank god for me living in cali then eh

haha

pfft, california sucks too...

That's why I'm moving.

haha, word. I live right across the river. I know how it goes.

f*ck new jersey and its 2 turnpikes

Hellz yeah, Rutgers!

my dad was born there

move to Canada.

PA > NJ

Had to log in to 5 this NJ pride FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

almost not upvoted for comic sans. plz change.

Rutgers beat Louisville. F*ck you.

Kansas sucks too.

I've honestly never met anybody who liked New Jersey.

New Jersey represents, everyone else are a bunch of bitches. Especially you f*ggots from California. (except snoop dogg and dr. dre) They can hang out.

for the record people....i live in new jersey, this ytmnd was made on a computer in new jersey

There are computers in New Joisey?

W00t! I'm from New Jersey too. =D

lol.

yay for PA!!

+4 for rutgers

New Jersey: What, like you're so special?

yes we are! New Jersey we have everything be it a very bad everything but hey its more than u got!

Buttgers ftw, until they lose to Cincy or West Virginia

its famous for the parkway not the turnpike dummy

oh new jersey ...my old roomate was from there...really weird dude

THATS Y IM MOVING TO L.A CALI BITCHES!!!

New Jersey is not famous for the parkway, there's even a gag drink called the jersey turnpike. The turnpike was in the sopranos theme, not the parkway, and many songs about new jersey talk about the turnpike. just because harold and kumar went on the parkway and route 33 does not mean its more famous

nice!! i never knew i lived in a state that looked like a person punched in the stomach while taking a crap

Well, you have the Sopranos.

except for the whole Jersey joke is "what exit are you from" - referring to the parkway. The turnpike is famous for smelling like sh*t. Thats about all there is to it

What exit? can be used for both the turnpike or the parkway because for some it wouldnt make sense, if you take the turnpike to get to atlantic city and not the parkway, you must go to exit 3 on the turnpike then after about 20 minutes of driving you take the atlantic city expressway, therefore, if you lived in ac, you would not say you lived off exit 3 because its such a long distance from the exit, take the parkway directly to the ace very close to ac so parkway would make more sense

Exits from 17 to 1 are not exactly defining. The Parkway goes over 170 exits. Look up New Jersey Pride or Jersey jokes or whatever on google, you get more parkway sh*t then turnpike

some of us live in Connecticut......including me :(

you use the parkway when you wanna go to the shore or upstate ny, you use the turnpike to stay inland in new jersey, yes exits 17-1 arent well defined, but the turnpike serves west jersey while parkway serves the shoreline until they reach northern jersey where they intersect. whatever, two highways define new jersey along with the ace if you wanna count it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_Turnpike it lists both - fair enough and 5'd

either way, if i ever go out of the northeast and i tell people im from jersey adn they ask "what exit?" i walk away

what? no poland?

5 for troof. Also because submitter actually LIVES in Jersey.

sorry chris, if i actually saved this in the word document i used to edit and make this, id add the parkway

those are horrible reasons, ESPECIALLY the part about rutgers. go move to delaware you disgraceful f*ggot

you should get a bootleg copy of photoshop and use it instead of word docs!

rutgers and all the big east teams suck

Are you supposed to tip those guys who pump your gas or what?

hell no, they pump, take your credit card, give it back to you, close the tank, and you get the hell out of there. also, im too lazy to bootleg photoshop

yeah, good thing i'm in connecticut, but at least you guys can buy beer after 9 o'clock

also, delaware? Sh*t man they've been doing "construction" on I-95 there for about half a year now and all It has accomplished at the moment is staying in delaware for 20 minutes and not 5

Yeah, but it still ROCKS.

what song is that? not the cite source, but the melody?

and mobsters are always having to bring in their "Jersey Muscle' . you got that going for you

You forgot Guidos. We have plenty of those.

Then you should move from New Jersey to Jersey maybe?

As a New Jersey resident I can't agree more. Worst state in the union except Oregon!

You are a winner at life, and this site is not homosexual at all, and thus will not be killed! :) 5!

AGREED

NORTHEAST HARDCORE

NORTHEAST HARDCORE REPRESENT

f*ck new jersey

I have to agree with undisputed, california does suck too unless you're a millionare.

Jersey for the block, man. 4'd your information, I am a New Yorker, and you have my pity.

Hey, at least we're better than PA...and Delaware...and Maryland...etc.

NEW JERSEY NUMBER ONE HAZARDOUS WASTES DUMP IN THE U.S. AND A.!! Plus you can't make a left turn in jersey, EVER. Wait, f*ck New Jersey...

well its either NJ for you or the big OK for me, so... hmm.....

George Bush doesn't care about fat people.

Go Rutgers!

Youngstown, Ohio FTW

It's not true, what they say about Jersey girls being trash. Trash gets picked up. Also, f*ck Rutgers, Michigan FTW.

This is good.

Where can I get that song?

609 Bitches.

aren't most of us suburbanites?

The company that bought out my company then got rid of us all 3 months later is from there.

exactly cooke, thats why you need a car to go anywhere

can't argue with that

also, 908 AND 732 representing

Doesn't New Jersy have Kingda Ka? Right now that's the only reason I'd think of going there, but it's a pretty big one. Don't know what it is? Wikipedia it.

I lived there once. True story.

Kingda Ka sucks ass

PLZ GET OUT OF MY STATE YOU BLASPHEMOUS, COMPLAINING DISGRACE. GOTO LAS VEGAS AND GET YOUR DICK SUCKED, YEAH SHE SAID SHE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULD. you don't complain about those things, YOU EMBRACE THEM! (except my chemical romance) please leave. btw, kingda ka=horrible. Nitro, Chiller, and Runaway Train FTW

-1

that and your newly elected senator is basically professedly corrupt. Maybe a bit overboard on the demmycrats?

Take that New Jersey! My Chemical Romance will never be good, emo sh*ts.

Yeah, WTF with the gas thing?! I had a job in Delaware over the summer and every time I went to New Jersey it was all like "Nope, it's the law!" Frickin' gay.

gay marriage? good or bad thing?!

but you have kevin smith!

haha you live in new jersey

jersey is famous for knife fights!

haha omg

5'd for a good sound loop. What song is that, BTW?

rofl, glad i moved from NJ to AZ =D

so...what exit are you off? =D tbh i wouldnt know, i rarely used the turnpike or parkway, 80, 287 and 46 got me everywhere i needed to be. Parsippany ftw.

I wonder if any fan of rutgers actually believes that they would stand a chance against a team like Michigan or Ohio State

NJ > all other states. Only thing better than NJ is NYC (where I live now). But because the rest of NY sucks so bad NJ still beats it as a whole.

LAWL'd @ My Chem. 5+Fav 4 u.

What's really funny is that probably around half of the viewers don't even know what that is! LOL! Oh yeah, Rhode Island is soooo better than New Jersey (REPRESENT!!)

Jersey, represent.

I'm exit 16 BTW.

I live in NJ, and couldn't agree more.

Hahaha, so true. NJ is the armpit of the nation. PA>NJ

Holy f*ck, New Jersey's a STATE now?!

Arrowhead, so clevar!111 ^o^

new jersey ftl Massachusetts! ftw!

Err...not much here. Though Weird Al was probably right bout his visit to NJ.

And it has the Sopranos.

nothing to see here... move along

What, no Bon Jovi reference?

My girlfriend said "kiss me where it smells," so I took her to New Jersey

I loled, and you should, too!

ok +15 for jersey +4 for mocking the drivers licence system, -2 for rutgers (I go to seton hall...), -5 for rutger's STDs and -7 for a sh*tty list with a bad image and bad music

good site. btw have fun when rutgers loses to west virginia in a few weeks. wv sucks too

LOL, it really does look like it!!

music 5, shape description 5, and overall rating -5. YOU WIN! Have some goofey boots.

RU Rah rah. Where else but Jersey can you go to the city (NYC or Philly), beaches, casinos, woods, towns, etc. all within 2 hours? We gots it all. Also, toxic dumps, but who's counting. Just don't go to East Rutherford and you'll be fine.

you forgot lucy the elephant

New Jersey is shaped a lot like Korea. http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/books/korea/maps/map2_full.jpg

you also can't smoke indoors anymore.that and theres alot of f*cking guidos. but i love nj.

This could become a NARVish fad if we're not careful.

Only people from out of state use the Parkway and the turnpike.

OMG you mean people dont just exist on the internets??!!!

5 for making fun of Jersey.

NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!

Rutgers is sh*t just like the rest of Jersey

201 BERGEN COUNTY F*CKING REPRESENT!!!!

Anyone who disses on rutgers is a whore-mongering tool who cant realize that Jersey sh*ts on all of you. And its not even hard sh*t...its floppy urine like feces that smell horrible....Respect Jersey

5 for new jersey, born and raised in a sh*t hole

worst family vacation ever. Thanks dad.

no pumping gas = win

Man, when I lived in PA I had to drive through f*ckin' Trenton all the time when I went to work. Disgusting

New Jersey: Armpit of the Nation.

lmao. all this turnpike/parkway sh*t, why not just f*cking "freeway". oh well, east coast, west coast, we'll each do our own thing. but sh*t man, of all the places for my chemical romance to call home...i'm so sorry man.

5'd as I survived new jersey....barely....

ha i hear that... although im 20 minutes away from NYC, so its ok

i cant wait to get out of here

LOL'D

201 hoes. yeahhhh

It has cult classic written all over it. + the music is looped well

Hmmmm, Sitting in a climate contolled car while some poor shmuck HAS to pump my gas in the rain, snow, hot sun, whatever. Do people REALLY see that as a negative? Plus they clean your windows sometimes, check oil, bring you a cold soda, whatever you ask them... it's like having a slave for a few minutes. I would think it was a plus. Am I missing something?

and get with it.... NJ is shaped like Frankenstien & the Devil fighting. Pobably the most awesome shape for a US State EVER.

5'd since I was born and raised for most of my early life in NJ!

yes it does, i'm only here for 3 months for an internship. so far, the worst 2 months of ever. WHY YOU CAN NEVER TURN LEFT ANYWHERE???

new york > new jersey =( 5'd

NJIT Represent! (also green, for creator being from Jersey.)

You forgot "New Yorks Ugly Sister" and "Armpit of America"

Ha, im watching this at rutgers!

At least you have Symphony X.

you forgot the pronunciation of Trenton as "Tretin"

What did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!!! *rimshot*

Hahaha, the best part, look at the ads google put above the site :P win!

As a Jersey guy, I know what you're talking about...It sucks here in South Jersey...

I HATE NEW JERSEY. . .

Delawhere > Jersey

north jersey is a pile of sh*t it mine as well be new york, but south jersey like wildwood is better

I've been saying this for years. They need to split up Jersey and give south Jersey to Pa and north to NY. At least then Philly might have a decent hockey team. Btw... Pennslyvania, America STARTS here.

"It's shaped like a person who got punched in the stomach while taking a crap." plus the music. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

f*ck you jersey is awesome, especially because we don't pump our own gas, how is that a bad thing? though my chemical romance does suck. and how does it look like a person getting punched in the stomach and taking a crap? i can kinda see the extended butt, but the indent is too high for a stomach

and f*ck everybody, rutgers has always been awesome, sure the football team was ass, but there is more to the school than football. i almost hate the fact that they are doing good. you can't pick out the people with actual school pride anymore because everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.

Jersey rocks. I'm sure all the people who hate on New Jersey a) have never stayed in New Jersey for more than 2 hours, and/or b) is a born-again Christian who would rather live in a state controlled by anti-first amendment racists. Also, it seems a lot of you hicks hate New York City (and believe me, New Jersey is more a part of the city than upstate New York or Long Island) and would rather live in your white-bred farmland instead of experiencing a cultural center filled with educated people like New York

ouch.... i live there....

I hate MCR so much. They think they made the first concept album ever, and just keep churning out crap because they can. They made a compilation album after only 2 actual albums. If that isn't selling out I don't know what is.

gross rutgers.

R-U, Rah, Rah, R-U, Rah, Rah, Whoo-Raa, Whoo-Raa; Rutgers Rah Up-Stream Red Team; Red Team Up-Stream Rah, Rah, Rutgers Rah!!

STFU

Rutgers class of 2010....other than that...at least North Jersey doesnt suck (everything that has trees).....also Wildwood

ok, this makes me 100 percent retarded because i was looking at it forever and thinking it was california. and i live in pennsylvania.

+1

Atleast it is not Detroit.

At least NJ has Danzig

I HATE NJ...

god, i hate my chemical romance so hard. they are so emo and so mainstream that i don't listen to them. me=hardcore.

new jersey owns.

Lol at "shaped like a person who got punched in the stomach while taking a crap."

something new: New Jerseyans who have been in new jersey for most of their day has not seen the sun since saturday

you forgot poland!

Which exit?

sry i HAD to do this ^_^ : http://thestateofnewjerseyrlyftl.ytmnd.com/

F*ck you for bashing my, and your own, home state

the loop alone deserves 5

atleast you have a white castle

amen polishtaco, that was my lunch...and dinner

eh, Jersey ain't that bad.

WOOOO NJ FOR THE WIN!!!! I've never heard any turnpike jokes? and it doesnt look like a guy taking a crap either... wow.. wait it does... I see it now lol

lol, it rocks here in NY however.

word man, i'm reppin 732.

wow, if only this was on Thursday...

NEW JERSEY SUCKS! I guess Florida isn't all that much better since we can't count our own god d*mn ballets!

you earn this five largely on the "shape of the state" remark

i live in jersey too (no joke) and its not TOO bad here

well at least you realize how sh*tty your states is. put some stuff about gun control laws too while you're at it. My experiences and experiences of my friends have been that every person we've met from New Jersey usually ends up being an *ssh*le... But i'll give you the benefit of the doubt since you make ytmnds.

It could be worse, it could be Poland

the last two made me rofl

Ha, I disagree with your jab at My Chemical Romance because their new CD changed them into something that is good, but I won't downvote you for it.

i all ready offended jerseytonians or jersites or whatever you call them yesterday. eat it.

except most of the people who hop on the bandwagon have never been to NJ? It's pretty trendy to knock New jersey; if people hate it so much then stop f*cking vacationing here. NJ shore is one of the biggest vacation spots in the US, now piss off.

Jersey Girls, Best in the World! Holla back from 732, which used to be 201, which used to be 908. If Jersey sucks so bad, why do people keep MOVING HERE????

punxworm loves jersey alot, lol

im free jersey too, go rutgers!!!!!!

amen armitage....why did it go from 908 to 201 to 732 and then suddenly i get a cell number with 908 which means i got 2 different area codes.

F*ck NJ, I live in NYC and NYC>all.

I'd hate to think what Old Jersey must have been like ...

if you don't like NJ, then just shut the f*ck up. Oh and we do have more than rutgers. We have Bon Jovi.

haha, we are pretty badass

yeah but typing in the words "...but we have Bon Jovi'' doesn't really say much

Jersey Roll Call--SOUND OFF! Bud Abbott, Asbury Park; Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Montclair; William “Count” Basie, Red Bank; Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville; David Copperfield, Metuchen; Lou Costello, Paterson; Savion Glover choreographer, Newark; Lauryn Hill, South Orange; Whitney Houston, Newark; Ice-T, Newark; Jerry Lewis, Newark; Jack Nicholson, Neptune City; Joe Piscopo, Passaic; Norman Schwarzkopf, Trenton; Frank Sinatra, Hoboken; Kevin Spacey, South Orange; Bruce Springsteen, Freehold; Meryl Streep, Summit;

Ray Liotta, Newark; Jason Alexander, Newark; Robert Blake, Nutley; Zach Braff, South Orange; Sandra Dee, Bayonne; Brian De Palma, Newark; Danny DeVito, Neptune; Micheal Douglas, New Brunswick; Kirsten Dunst, Point Pleasant; John Forsyth, Penns Grove; James Gandolfini, Westwood; Janeane Garafalo, Newton; Paul Gleason (principal, "Breakfast Club"), Jersey City; Ed Harris, Englewood; Linda Hunt, Morristown; Jane Krakowski, Parsippany; Micheal Landon, Collingswood; Nathan Lane, Jersey City;

Obvious? Like the music.

Frank Langella, Bayonne; Bebe Neuwirth, Princeton; Joe Pesci, Newark; Roy Schieder, Orange; Kevin Smith, Red Bank; Mira Sorvino, Tenafly; John Spencer, Little Falls; Jon Stewart, Lawrence Township; Loretta Swit, Passaic; John Travolta, Englewood; Uncle Floyd, Paterson; Flip Wilson, Jersey City;....there's more, of course, but I don't want to be accused of spamming. ^_^

New Jersey is wonderful, I live along the shore. And pumping your own gas is low class, full-service is one of the good things about Jersey.

I can't vote you 5 because, you know, New Jersey.

Also see Armitage's post for a list of people who no longer live in New Jersey. XD

^^HEY! Some of them still do! (Whitney Houston, Sprinsteen, Bon Jovi, probably more) So THERE! :-p

Armitage, you forgot Kal Penn (kumar), im only proud of that because he went to my high school

i love nj but it's so true

yeah springsteen born in freehold boro in a crappyish house, now lives in a fancy colts neck big *ss house right near freehold

who wants to pump their own gas?? and who takes the restrictions on a restricted license seriously? but just about everything esle is true tho, lol.... and yes Rutgers rocks... i am most likely going there next year

TCNJ here :) Who else thought the new state slogan shoulda been "New Jersey, geddafugouttahere"?

NJ, get the F**k over it, you're not Louisiana.

i take restrictions seriously because cops hate my town...except the town i live in

Least you guys got Kevin Smith

f*** bergen county morris county FTW

you only take the liscense restrictions seroiusly if your black

yeah jersey blows

PRINCETON

But... ummm. God damn it your rite

Ha! I am a Jerseyan and love the state and the page! 5!

You should make one for every state...

Also, it is fastly becoming non-White.

+1

Poo Jersey. +2 For touching to the Philadelphia.

Trying to the Poconos myself. This state's going to hell.

Yea Jersey rocks, Scarlet Knights FTW.

NJIT > RUTGERS. Sorry, just had to say it. *puts on flame suit* oh yeah, +5

LOL, NJIT Grad myself : )

GravityCat--sorry, to me it will ALWAYS be Trenton State College!! ^_^

Yeah i live here too and all of the above sucks except for the fact that I live here and i'm a ninja

lol cincinatti bearcats

Yeah about Rutgers http://rutgerssk.ytmnd.com/

I live in the little city accross the Hudson from you. If I ever mocked the proud folk of the Garden State, I am truly and deeply sorry.

You're right. New Jersey does suck. I live there too.

plus a deep breath gives u full body cancer.