House is so sexy...but his stubble never turns into a beard. I wonder if he shaves it to that length daily. And for the record, I don't have a penis.

I R Blind, insta 2

lol

Nice, non-still soul ytmnd

first

you struck gold

firsttttt

Are comments broken?

Does your penis hurt?

+4

5 for "you have gonrrhea."

or no deal.

lol

Flawless. ^_^

Does your penis hurt?

LOL

you struck gold man

yes, my penis does hurt, how did you know?

You're really made some headway with this site, I'd say you've made an extra thrust here and given all the other house sites the shaft.

Christ, typical. My first site in months, it's U&C right off recently created, with high scores...and the frigging comment section is BROKEN or something. I can read them on my profile page, but not on-site. Oh well. Hopefully they fix it tomorrow and I maintain viewership in the meantime.

-1

first comment

WOO, comments are back!

first comment

My penis hurt once, I rubbed cream on it and it felt better right away.

+2

this one is much better

lol, auto-5d

It's lupus.

my peepee hurts

he looks like the terminator

two thumbs way up

It's never lupus.

HOUSE= teh gh3y

-1

Actually, my penis fell asleep once while I was riding my bicycle. It was a nasty sensation.

it's a urinart tract inffect thanks alot for bring that up

also can't spell

House FTW.

could this be the only decent 'stares' site?

Dr. House is a great diagnostician, unlike dickwad doctors who rely only on test results to give them answers.

hot damn.....creepy yet funny

Sitsu...flattery will get you everywhere.

i'd 69 this site. unfortuately ytmnd will only let me 5 it.

i want to shaft dr. cuddy

Best Stares.

This isnt gold, its f*cking platinum.

sh*t

Last

You have gonorrhea.

incredible

Dude fantastic site. When the comments started I expected the ones from Emmy Intro with Conan. Where house starts wripping into him. Great idea though. Well done

5 because Hugh Laurie is so totally English that this is really weird.

This is the best thing that fad as ever produced.

My penis hurts

Insta-5 for House, + infinity for sheer superiority.

House blows

-1

5'd

Yes, my penis hurts. :(

more house quotes for 5 plz

Best soul site ever! Great job Lupin.

and when I say best. I mean the only good one. Everyone can stop making these because all of them sucked.

w00t

u lose

I wake up to see that I've been FAV'ed by Syncan. Today is going to be a good day.

Whoa

lol

I love House, but you suck!

no....I HAVE HERPES

LOL, since when is the word "PENIS" NSFW? This is a clinical diagnosis we're talking about here people. They can use it on terrestrial radio and network television! And it's not House's fault that you have gonorrhea.

"...since when is the word "PENIS" NSFW" Hey, if the word "wiener" can get my site marked as NSFW then so should penis. But the ads are all safe for work.

No, penis is a proper name, wiener is only a proper name when referring to a "hot dog" but when used in reference to a penis it is crude slang and unacceptable. Seriously though, neither of your sites should be NSFW.

this made my penis hurt

Yay House!

win

that is awesome

odd won't let me 5 it

ahhah i was eating cereal and i nearly spewed milk all over my desk when i heard the "does your penis hurt?" SOOO funny

lol that last bit of audio makes this

Gonorrhea isn't that bad. I got it one winter when it was subzero out, just for the burning sensation.

5 for gonnorhea

House + Beethoven = 5

This YTMND just took my virginity.

DAMN.

I cannot downvote a House YTMND. I just can't.

pretty good

Slick!

omg, it does hurt! House is a genius

Its AIDS.

I'm a man and i'd hit it.

HOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSE

DR. L337 FOR MOD

My penis hurts ;_;

My penis hurts, but that's because I got kicked in it.

I don't watch this show, but I know what it's about, and this is HELLA funny... "Normally I'd run a 2nd test, but since you're here, I'll just go with the first" LOL 5'd & Fav'd - flawless victory.

oooooh way too close mr. house! hehe

wtf, syncan's blessing :O

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=24812&type=coolad&startrow=91

yes, it does hurt

This......is special!

Woah, animated gif for "____ stares into your soul" YTMND! A revolution in entertainment!

http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=24812&type=coolad&startrow=91 LOL!!! He looks like one of his Brit comedy contemporaries there - Rik Mayall.

The penis bit is kinda stupid, vaguely funny.

Out of all your sexual frustrations this House dude has to be one of the most cut-to-the-chase of them all.

And you're calling attention to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest.

My Diagnosis: WIN!

not that funny

this is my first comin to ytmnd in months, good to see my fad is still truckin' on.

house = insta 5. lissette, do not make a mockery of YTMND.

Its not lupis.

yes it does, and yes i do..

Lupin, yet again lol. I love house, currently my favorite show. Why do our tastes coincide so often dear pal?

Does your penis hurt?

ROFL

4 stars for "does your penis hurt?"

Need's more LUPUS.

No! It's never lupus! Wow this is kinda scary.

It's CANCER!

4 because i made one of those inferior house stares site + my penis hurts

Funny. Sexy. Dead on. The best House YTMND ever, the best "stares into your soul" YTMND ever.

Your insatiable lust for lens-flare will be the death of us all!

vote upgraded.

I loved that episode.

Haven't gotten around to watching house yet, but this is a damn good argument for doing so X'D

This would be a 5 if it didn't have the speaking.

How does he know?

At keast it's "not a TUMAH"!

MY PENIS HURTS

This is excellent!

Must. Watch. House.

LupusTheThird

mostly just because dr. house is beautiful

Is the man gonna make it out alright, Doc?

thankfully my penis does not hurt

MUST BE SARCOIDOSIS!

5'd for House.