lol music was appropriate. in before faps.

I masturbated to this YTMND.

+6

Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!

+3

I thought the point was to CURB masturbation...

No wonder I had that nervous breakdown earlier, scuse me fellas my showerhead is calling. His name is Phillip.

+1

You forgot the 'why'.

lmao @ yell STOP! but there is no fuqin cure not even the real thing!

the f*ck is this sh*t?

5'd only for sound b/c i stole it and will advertise it as my own. I MADE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEYYEAH

+1

over-cumming is better than under-cumming

+7

"over-cumming is better than under-cumming" best comment ever. 5 for that

+1

silly mormons...

+1

Woulda been better had there been a random nude girl at the end after "Good Luck". I was let down when there wasn't. :P

ohhh steph, i knew you and the mormon brotheren would come to tempt me yet once again... :/

Hilarious.

Every step turns me on anyway. 5/5

How do you overcome ytmnd? No, seriously.

I came.

+2

Perfect audio choice.

normally this would be good enough to get you a 4, but the music gets you a 5 and a FAV.

music taken out of context = teh win

i didnt lol

What I don't get is WHY Christian people aren't allowed to masturbate...it even says in the book of genesis how and when to do it without it being sinful, so why not do it that way instead not at all?

+1

i usually keep a hammer by my bed and hit my dick with a hammer every 30 minutes

+4

HAHAHAHAHA.

You forgot "If successful you should be sexually repressed enough that you now want to screw little boys."

+1

Hahaha, hell no!

STOP! no STOP! brb...

+1

well they think drinking soda is a sin too....so wanking doesnt surprise me

Stop

not much going on here.

this one's a winner, bob

i also masturbated to this. also c*cks.

None of that would work even if you had the desire to stop fiddling. -4 for the lack of any satire or funny, except the misleading audio.

that was hilarious

This shouldn't be nsfw, since it's for educational purposes only.

fun times with atheism.

The music is disturbing.

Whoever wrote this song just got owned.

+1

This 5 is yours from an ex-Mormon.

good technique, but they forgot the last step... have some self control and stop fapping your balls blue you freakin' ytmnd dorks

lol, you know us too well

+1

lol, appropriate music. fap fap fap.

"Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!" lol... better yet, goatse and tubgirl!, infact, every internet shocker ever in existance, just make a giant collage of sh*t blood and c*cks all around your house!

I f*cking came

+1

The sad thing is, this could actually help.

5 for trying to stop, (i'm guessing u failed and got your keyboard all wet and sticky) also, teksoqp!

I did precisely the opposite of every step just this morning. I fapped not five minutes before viewing this ytmnd. Do I feel guilty? Not really.

How could you do that to such an innocent song?!!

I CAME

THIS SITE MAKES NO SENSE!! Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpapfapfpafpafpfapfapfapfpfpafpapfpafpafpaspfsapdflaskdjfjkasdfl;k

the music makes this YTMND.

how do they go to the bathroom with such hard to remove clothes?

also c*cks?

MASTURBATING IS A TERRIBLE SIN!

who the f*ck cares? it's FUN

LOL, I'm Mormon, and that's from like, the 60's or something. It's nowhere near that bizarre anymore.

you know you can't be lazy

LMAO!

haha great song

wet dream ftw!

I should've read this sooner as I just finished pounding pedro not more than 5 minutes ago.

why do all lazytown songs sound exactly the same?

made of suck

The mormom cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible

+2

God created masturbation.

+1

nty

I came.

That was sick =)

"The mormon cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible" Truest comment ever. WINWINWINWINWIN

mormons got it all wrong. the best way to overcome the need to masturbate is to MASTURBATE. any 14 year old knows that.

Ugh. I f*cked up somewhere along the line.

fapping is good for your health

Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate.

"Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate. " Actually, I think a research study stated that men who are sexually active are more likely to masterbate on the off days than those who aren't (or are virgins, forget which).

lol, religion

Wow.

Anybody who hates masturbation, hates america.

lol true that

LMAO, night time day time anytimes a right time

chickory drinking weirdos.

What where are you penis.

You forgot another step: Thinking of a good reason.

but i dont want to

thanks so much, it really helps

it relly works

I'm sorry...did I just read that they want you to TIE YOUR HAND TO THE BED at night?? I guess if all that doesn't work, then next step will be wrapping bamboo shoots around your penis.

You may take my masturbation! BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

overcumming

Be sure to get your rocks off 3-4 times a week to keep your prostate healthy!

the NSFW tag is a little much for this one, genital and mental health are key for a happy workplace

+1

GONNA DO THIS

I've broken off every bedpost on my bed...and my friend's bed using the tie method. The urge is tew strawng!

but i removed both of my lower ribs to suck my own pnice, do you have any advice on that?

lol @ self-bondage

5'd for song, -4 for not condoning fapin it

f*ck that man, fapping is what keeps me alive

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Boring.

Man, this just makes me appreciate masturbation even more, THX man!

Lol, music is grand.

you cant be serious!

I don't see why I wouldn't want to.

what did it for me was the final frame. GOOD LUCK!

as if i havent seen this already

Laaame.

http://www.atruechurch.info/masturbation.html Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin.

thank you, i'm cured

It used to ber sex can wait masterbate, now I cant even do that? You people suck

k

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

who wants to not masturbate seriously

the song

lmao. 5'd

lol, sexual repression. No wonder they need 5 wives.

"Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin." Why do I care what it says in the bible again?

But why would i want to stop?

Not to sound like Paris Hilton, but pictues would have been nice. I mean, there could have been some hilarious pictures made to coincide with the 7 steps.

"lol, mormons."