lol music was appropriate. in before faps.

+1

I masturbated to this YTMND.

+7

Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!

+3

I thought the point was to CURB masturbation...

You sick f*ck...

No wonder I had that nervous breakdown earlier, scuse me fellas my showerhead is calling. His name is Phillip.

+1

You forgot the 'why'.

lmao @ yell STOP! but there is no fuqin cure not even the real thing!

the f*ck is this sh*t?

-1

5'd only for sound b/c i stole it and will advertise it as my own. I MADE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEYYEAH

+1

over-cumming is better than under-cumming

+8

"over-cumming is better than under-cumming" best comment ever. 5 for that

+2

silly mormons...

+1

Woulda been better had there been a random nude girl at the end after "Good Luck". I was let down when there wasn't. :P

+1

ohhh steph, i knew you and the mormon brotheren would come to tempt me yet once again... :/

Hilarious.

Every step turns me on anyway. 5/5

How do you overcome ytmnd? No, seriously.

I came.

+3

Perfect audio choice.

normally this would be good enough to get you a 4, but the music gets you a 5 and a FAV.

music taken out of context = teh win

i didnt lol

What I don't get is WHY Christian people aren't allowed to masturbate...it even says in the book of genesis how and when to do it without it being sinful, so why not do it that way instead not at all?

+1

What...?

i usually keep a hammer by my bed and hit my dick with a hammer every 30 minutes

+4

HAHAHAHAHA.

You forgot "If successful you should be sexually repressed enough that you now want to screw little boys."

+1

Hahaha, hell no!

STOP! no STOP! brb...

+1

well they think drinking soda is a sin too....so wanking doesnt surprise me

Stop

not much going on here.

this one's a winner, bob

i also masturbated to this. also c*cks.

None of that would work even if you had the desire to stop fiddling. -4 for the lack of any satire or funny, except the misleading audio.

that was hilarious

This shouldn't be nsfw, since it's for educational purposes only.

fun times with atheism.

-1

The music is disturbing.

Whoever wrote this song just got owned.

+1

This 5 is yours from an ex-Mormon.

good technique, but they forgot the last step... have some self control and stop fapping your balls blue you freakin' ytmnd dorks

lol, you know us too well

+1

lol, appropriate music. fap fap fap.

"Tape giant pictures of goatse to every surface of your home and wear a helmet with a wire suspending said picture in front of your face for entire lifespan. good luck!" lol... better yet, goatse and tubgirl!, infact, every internet shocker ever in existance, just make a giant collage of sh*t blood and c*cks all around your house!

I f*cking came

+1

The sad thing is, this could actually help.

5 for trying to stop, (i'm guessing u failed and got your keyboard all wet and sticky) also, teksoqp!

I did precisely the opposite of every step just this morning. I fapped not five minutes before viewing this ytmnd. Do I feel guilty? Not really.

How could you do that to such an innocent song?!!

I CAME

THIS SITE MAKES NO SENSE!! Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfafpapfapfpafpafpfapfapfapfpfpafpapfpafpafpaspfsapdflaskdjfjkasdfl;k

the music makes this YTMND.

how do they go to the bathroom with such hard to remove clothes?

also c*cks?

MASTURBATING IS A TERRIBLE SIN!

who the f*ck cares? it's FUN

LOL, I'm Mormon, and that's from like, the 60's or something. It's nowhere near that bizarre anymore.

you know you can't be lazy

LMAO!

haha great song

wet dream ftw!

I should've read this sooner as I just finished pounding pedro not more than 5 minutes ago.

why do all lazytown songs sound exactly the same?

made of suck

The mormom cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible

+2

God created masturbation.

+1

nty

I came.

That was sick =)

"The mormon cure to masturbation is to have as many kids as possible" Truest comment ever. WINWINWINWINWIN

mormons got it all wrong. the best way to overcome the need to masturbate is to MASTURBATE. any 14 year old knows that.

Ugh. I f*cked up somewhere along the line.

fapping is good for your health

Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate.

"Or you could use the Dr-L337 method, Just get laid all the time, so you wont have to masterbate. " Actually, I think a research study stated that men who are sexually active are more likely to masterbate on the off days than those who aren't (or are virgins, forget which).

lol, religion

Wow.

Anybody who hates masturbation, hates america.

lol true that

LMAO, night time day time anytimes a right time

chickory drinking weirdos.

What where are you penis.

You forgot another step: Thinking of a good reason.

but i dont want to

thanks so much, it really helps

it relly works

I'm sorry...did I just read that they want you to TIE YOUR HAND TO THE BED at night?? I guess if all that doesn't work, then next step will be wrapping bamboo shoots around your penis.

You may take my masturbation! BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

overcumming

Be sure to get your rocks off 3-4 times a week to keep your prostate healthy!

the NSFW tag is a little much for this one, genital and mental health are key for a happy workplace

+1

GONNA DO THIS

I've broken off every bedpost on my bed...and my friend's bed using the tie method. The urge is tew strawng!

but i removed both of my lower ribs to suck my own pnice, do you have any advice on that?

lol @ self-bondage

5'd for song, -4 for not condoning fapin it

f*ck that man, fapping is what keeps me alive

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Boring.

Man, this just makes me appreciate masturbation even more, THX man!

Lol, music is grand.

you cant be serious!

I don't see why I wouldn't want to.

what did it for me was the final frame. GOOD LUCK!

as if i havent seen this already

Laaame.

http://www.atruechurch.info/masturbation.html Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin.

thank you, i'm cured

It used to ber sex can wait masterbate, now I cant even do that? You people suck

k

dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

who wants to not masturbate seriously

the song

lmao. 5'd

lol, sexual repression. No wonder they need 5 wives.

"Proof that nowhere in the Bible does is say that masturbation is a sin." Why do I care what it says in the bible again?

But why would i want to stop?

Not to sound like Paris Hilton, but pictues would have been nice. I mean, there could have been some hilarious pictures made to coincide with the 7 steps.

"lol, mormons."

I'm cured!

You know once I was at a party and there was this Mormon girl there and someone was like "Hey want a beer?" and she said no because Mormons could drink alcohol or f*ck anybody, well you know what. Ten minutes later she was doing shots of vodka then I f*cked her so how bouts that.

F*GGOT, You stole this from TOTSE.

Remember to tie only one hand to the bedframe, leaving the leftover hand to fight off any midgets that might crawl out from under your bed and attack your penis with their tiny hands.

I didn't know whether or not to 1 or 5. 5 I guess for bringing it to our attention, but I guess all mormons are now officially 1'd, good work haha

"STOP!"

thanks for the info. -1 for lazytown

Nice advice, but.... no thx

this totally changes how i will think of this song :(

5 for new LAZYTOWN

FAP FAP FAP FAP STOP!

lmao @ background music

LazyTown + long gif = really, really sh*ty YTMND.

brb fap

The "Do not lie awake in bed for any length of time, no matter what time of day it is" is the best one, imo

worked for me

I like how there is absolutely no proof that this is from the Mormon church...

http://www.ldolphin.org/mormon.html Now there is

Well since these people are mormons, god tells me to do it.

As a native Utahn, I give this a big thumbs up.

omg forgot to rate.

As in, I fail at rating. (I gave you 5 stars, I just suck at this.)

I don't have to worry about this anymore. I'm so old, I fall asleep halfway thru the process.

alright the graphic didnt need to be there, i just 4'd it for the lazytown song so chock full of innuendo

lol

It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

Whats masturbation? I hear about it at school all the time, but I'm not quite sure what it is.

Why would anyone want to break masturbation? The only thing wrong with it is, if you're a ultra conservative and christian, you beleive you'll go to hell. Geez. Just cause of this, I'm starting a pro-masturbation campaign! Grab your dick and doubleclick!

Thanks Mormons! I can finally stop! In fact, I'll stop right....wait.........no........damn.

Whats so evil about masturbation anyway? If god didn't want you to do it, he wouldn't have made it so enjoyable and easy.

lol, google ads. "FAP High-Quality Proteins & Antibodies of FAP Readily Available"

Seriously, if you are anti-masturbation, get the hell off the internet. If you haven't heard, the internet is for porn.

I didnt wanna read these

I wonder why everyone assumes god is so non-sexual. He's the perpetrator of the most famous cuckhold of all time!

Masturbation? Oh it's great! Yeah, you do make a lot of ytmnds. Makes wonder about your employment status.

LOL funny

so i can dong it while im poopin?

Sadly, all of the sick perverts out there will hear nothing from this.

more reason to hate mormons

haw, OVERCOMING YOU ARE A GENIOUS SIR YOU HAVE MY SWORD. urg

what's wrong with fapping? Without fapping your TESTICLES WILL EXPLODE.

Step 14: throw away your little mermaid dvds

Lol, over cum masturbation.

if masturbation stops, then the terrorists win... resistance is futile, lol

I jerked off twice during this YTMND.

sweet! thanks!

Tie Your hand to the bed... lol, kinky

You should put a picture of a scantily clothed woman at the very end.

Teh funneh.

I prefer the method of involving another peson, so it is no longer masturbation.

Awesome YTMND. Sorry I cant write more, I gotta go rub one out.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

I got a boner from that song and proceeded to masturbate to the nude picture I have of stephanie. None of your tips worked

wow that described mt bay pretty well

This YTMND gave me a woody.

4 for simply posting what they say to the kids. 5 if it included really c*ck-numbing pictures to accompany it; or something excessively sexy- you choose.

funny, and man are mormon's super crazy about being anti-masturbation, frankly that's one of the reasons i didn't convert, hahahaha

the comments were funnier than the ytmnd. it's like a wanker convention. XD the internet is so full of horny teenagers, rofl

Thanks lazy town!

I was expecting a nasty-ass pic :o

i found this at one of my mormon friend's house. (i have many mormon friends) ironically, the pages were stuck together.

lol, that aint going to stop me

i failed

Ha! What will they think of next?

the best way to deter these godless self mutilators is to cut off their hands, like they do in singapore... tho i bet they could still masturbate with a hook... hmmm. i'm curiously turned on... i mean... um... that would be terrible... terribly terrible. jesus loves you.

I see. The best anti-masturbation tactic is to listen to LazyTown music over and over again!

lulz

PLAY AROROORYABCNNDD

Listening to stephanie telling my to beat my meat is not a good anti masturbation technique. *fap fap fap fap fap fap*

If I had a penis, it'd be getting hard :D

skeet ftw

5 for appropriate music!

Do not fret over me. I avoid masturbation as much as possible, and at the end of the day, I masturbate to reward myself! I hope that my comment doesn't go unnoticed.

F*cking mormons... Why would I want to stop masturbating? That's not nearly as bad as having 2 or more f*cking wives... Some *ssh*les can't handle one, why would you want to add more?

Why the cr*p would you want to stop?

I fapped to this out of spite.