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Site Title: Wii safety guide... TRANSLATION (4.0)
Site Domain: Youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com
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tallredheadkid
Created on: 2006-12-05 16:46:10
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Description: I don't care who made it first, I just did this after seeing http://supersafe.ytmnd.com/. Made image faster again.
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2006-12-05 00:37:33
 
http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com
-2
 
2007-07-03 10:03:56
 
the clover one, and the pepper and rain clouds one, also FAV'd
 
2008-04-03 17:32:15
 
kekeke
2006-12-05 00:38:05
 
Do not let wii hump bookshelf.
2006-12-05 00:39:16
 
ownage
2006-12-05 00:39:18
 
Well, at least your mom thinks you're cool...
2006-12-05 00:39:46
 
will 5 it if you get a different damn song
2006-12-05 00:39:55
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop It.
+4
 
2007-07-15 14:40:28
 
Bwahahahaha Clovers.
2006-12-05 00:40:33
 
awsome
2006-12-05 00:40:40
 
f*ck you IanS3004, you stole my f*cking comment
2006-12-05 00:41:19
 
I love you spanish Ronald McDonald!
2006-12-05 00:42:41
 
not bad
2006-12-05 00:42:54
 
I've seen the whole wii safety thing and it wasn't funny. Your take on it was.
+2
2006-12-05 00:44:30
 
"Try not to suffocate little anime boys, no matter how funny it is." Awesome. 5d A+++++++
2006-12-05 00:44:48
 
I'm suprised no one got the domain before I did.
2006-12-05 00:46:39
 
ahahah, the clover was the best.
2006-12-05 00:47:23
 
Best trans of a possible new fad.
2006-12-05 00:47:29
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop It.
2006-12-05 00:49:16
 
rawfull
2006-12-05 00:49:32
 
5'd for "Do NOT put games into your Wii."
 
2007-04-22 13:29:01
 
What they said!
2006-12-05 00:50:02
 
above and beyond
2006-12-05 00:57:11
 
:D
2006-12-05 00:59:00
 
Sorry, I can't stand to listen to the 5 6 7 8's one more time. Most over-used piece of music in TV commercials for the past two years running.
-1
2006-12-05 00:59:38
 
Take of your pink shirt, you look like a douche!!!! YES OMG I HATE GUYS WHO WEAR PINK!! ITS LIKE WTF F*GGOT? rotflol
2006-12-05 01:00:57
 
Good stuff, The song is from the Vonage commercials though, not Verizon
2006-12-05 01:01:28
 
Schwat? Whah iz dat?
2006-12-05 01:02:44
 
Also, I'll change the audio if I get another complaint about it.
2006-12-05 01:03:56
 
This is another complaint about the audio.
+1
2006-12-05 01:05:54
 
Im on it.
2006-12-05 01:06:41
 
some of those were alright!
2006-12-05 01:21:29
 
-1 for thinking i can read 1 word per second, -1 for random music
-3
 
2007-06-29 01:37:09
 
wow! you're pretty slow then
+1
2006-12-05 01:23:38
 
New Musicks. Yes, with a "k".
2006-12-05 01:26:10
 
TY
2006-12-05 01:40:01
 
HAHAHAAHA 5'D FOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING "Do not rape your Wii with clover?" WHAT THE HELL?!
2006-12-05 01:41:28
 
That was hilarious.... rofl.
2006-12-05 01:51:52
 
BRILLIANT
2006-12-05 02:03:47
 
GO PIKACHU ON YOUR ASS
2006-12-05 02:05:14
 
Amazing, and a great domain name.
2006-12-05 02:08:19
 
This is awesome in so many ways. I can write a thesis on how awesome this is.
2006-12-05 02:09:35
 
Wow... nerdiest humor ever.
2006-12-05 02:10:29
 
But I kinda like it. :)
2006-12-05 02:11:19
 
Pepper and rainclouds!
2006-12-05 02:20:44
 
this is good.
2006-12-05 02:25:37
 
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it." That quote was the money-maker.
+2
2006-12-05 02:28:43
 
lmfao, i rofl'd irl gg
2006-12-05 02:31:29
 
Hey, Xenthan, if it was the money-maker, where's my 5, foo?
+1
2006-12-05 02:35:59
 
I don't do the whole voting schtick, too much drama from it. Just know that, deep in my heart, you get a 5 :) Also, since I don't make my own sites, if I downvote anyone it's "Well, you don't have any, so that make me far superior".
2006-12-05 02:45:15
 
One of the very few YTMNDS I got a chuckle out of. :p
2006-12-05 02:47:19
 
Keep the audio! This site is pretty much amazing.
2006-12-05 02:52:01
 
Heh, reminds me of the retards who keep smashing their TV with their Wiimote. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/29
2006-12-05 02:53:59
 
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHAAAHAHA i haven't laughed out loud at a ytmnd in a long time, but the slide with the 4 leaf clover would have made me shoot milk out my nose had i been drinking milk at the time.
2006-12-05 02:57:21
 
2006-12-05 03:16:15
 
Well, Xenthan... A heart five is good enough for me.
2006-12-05 03:35:25
 
Fav'd for pepper and rainclouds
2006-12-05 03:44:46
 
lawl
2006-12-05 03:45:43
 
I should've known better than to put games into my Wii!
+1
2006-12-05 03:56:09
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
2006-12-05 04:02:36
 
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it!" First time I laughed on YTMND in some time. Good show.
2006-12-05 04:10:27
 
lolol, etc.
2006-12-05 04:17:41
 
amazing!! fav ftw1!!
2006-12-05 04:28:04
 
Wow, this is f*cking great
2006-12-05 04:28:55
 
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
2006-12-05 04:31:07
 
Idownvotethieves can't read, please slow it down for him
2006-12-05 04:34:58
 
Haha, I actually sped it up after reading his comment. Just so you all know, the first audio for this was that vonage song. You know, woo hoo o o o, who hoo o o o.
2006-12-05 04:35:55
 
I think it would have been funny with Vonage music, but don't change it back, it's perfect
2006-12-05 05:14:07
 
that so f*cking great! ROFL!
2006-12-05 05:45:29
 
unfunny
-3
2006-12-05 06:23:28
 
ON YO *SS HHHAHAHAHAH NOT
-2
2006-12-05 06:48:42
 
5'D FOR WII
-2
2006-12-05 07:11:31
 
Music, Comments, Pictures, Loop are all awesome. You, sir, are cooking by the book.
2006-12-05 07:25:52
 
I couldn't even get thru the 3rd frame, you really had everything handed to you anyway, and I didnt take a rocket scientist to come up with this sh¡t. GG
-2
2006-12-05 07:26:27
 
yay for YTMND translators! 5'd good job
2006-12-05 07:35:31
 
the 4-leaf clover was the best.
2006-12-05 07:35:37
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-12-05 07:44:30
 
LOLOLOLOLO
2006-12-05 08:06:20
 
dont punch your friend i nthe face, no matter how funny it is
2006-12-05 08:26:04
 
Twist tie frame is awesome. So is the snowman frame. Good stuffs. "What the hell are you doing? Stop it!" that's the sh*t right thurrrrr
2006-12-05 08:29:22
 
Love it! Can't get enough of these :D The images are so perfect for spoofing, how can you not?! 5'd.
2006-12-05 08:36:43
 
A little slow on the pictures but still hilarious.
2006-12-05 08:47:44
 
Pepper and rainclouds = win.
2006-12-05 08:57:38
 
do NOT put games into your Wii!!!! JUST PERFECT
2006-12-05 09:07:29
 
Now I understand!
2006-12-05 09:10:12
 
"What the hell are you doing?" lol
2006-12-05 09:26:46
 
Awesome, except for the music. It was all right. Otherwise, hilarious.
2006-12-05 09:30:02
 
You know, in that picture, it sure did look as if the Wii took out the trash, and was proud.
2006-12-05 09:33:30
 
◄Nicely done!►
2006-12-05 09:33:57
 
Excellent. I liked the "snowmen and robots" quip.
2006-12-05 09:35:38
 
I lol'd at "What the hell are you doing? Stop it."
2006-12-05 09:38:44
 
For the win!
2006-12-05 09:39:05
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
2006-12-05 09:41:38
 
who finds this sh*t funny
-1
2006-12-05 10:03:05
 
Great, this gave me a much needed laugh while doing my exams XD. The clover had to be the best one, and the anime kid gave me a chuckle too XD.
2006-12-05 10:25:44
 
lol @ pink shirt
2006-12-05 10:51:33
 
lol for pepper and rain clouds
2006-12-05 10:53:50
 
not bad...
2006-12-05 11:29:10
 
it made me lol during class, while watching a video on nixon.
2006-12-05 11:34:21
 
Very funny =P
-1
2006-12-05 11:35:33
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop It. LMAO
2006-12-05 11:56:50
 
classic
2006-12-05 12:03:40
 
5'd for brilliance.
2006-12-05 12:15:32
 
Hahah owned
2006-12-05 12:42:08
 
4 until pepper and rainclouds. f*ckin LAWL
2006-12-05 12:46:34
 
FOUR LEAF CLOVER GOES WHAR?!
2006-12-05 12:54:25
 
Your Wii just quit smoking. Don't let it start again.
2006-12-05 12:55:04
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
2006-12-05 13:07:02
 
Good Job
2006-12-05 13:07:09
 
That got more and more funny as it went along. I think the twist tie one is fine as it is.
2006-12-05 13:10:48
 
2006-12-05 13:20:12
 
total 5-ness for Wii usage. also really funny but the slides went by too slow, nothin major
2006-12-05 13:24:57
 
+4 for pepper and rain clouds
2006-12-05 13:26:11
 
Love it, but for the sanctity of it's greatness fix frame 3 it says "put try".
2006-12-05 13:29:46
 
pretty sad that so many idiots find this trash amusing. probably the worst ytmnd ive seen in the top 10 in a long long time.
-1
2006-12-05 13:49:14
 
lol @ pink shirt
2006-12-05 13:55:14
 
I like how you added the play/rewind at the bottom.
2006-12-05 14:00:05
 
It'll go all Pikachu on your ass!
2006-12-05 14:00:38
 
Bravo! Jolly Good!
2006-12-05 14:13:14
 
wowowow that rocked my world.
2006-12-05 14:19:04
 
LOL
2006-12-05 14:26:19
 
ya, it's a rip off, but it was way funnier than the rest - well done
2006-12-05 14:31:45
 
Noo! I can't fall in love with the wiimote! Damn you nintendo!
2006-12-05 14:39:36
 
ownt
2006-12-05 14:42:18
 
gj
2006-12-05 14:47:54
 
excellent
2006-12-05 14:52:20
 
LOL that was funny as hell!! http://www.wiinjuries.ytmnd.com
2006-12-05 14:52:40
 
WIN
2006-12-05 14:54:30
 
Epic! Love it!
2006-12-05 15:06:12
 
made crack a smile a few times
2006-12-05 15:11:56
 
What the hell are you doing?
2006-12-05 15:15:27
 
Stop it.
2006-12-05 15:34:04
 
5 for take off pink shirt.
2006-12-05 15:36:27
 
I voted 5 even though I know you are tallre.
2006-12-05 15:38:23
 
I LOLLED OUT LOUD.
2006-12-05 16:02:36
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
2006-12-05 16:04:59
 
5 for sound.
2006-12-05 16:13:47
 
Congratulazioni! It's fantastic!Bravo!Bravo!
2006-12-05 16:15:00
 
i lold
2006-12-05 16:15:43
 
Image needs to be a lot faster, otherwise good job.
2006-12-05 16:20:18
 
ROFL!!!
2006-12-05 16:27:48
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop it. YOU F*CKING WIN TEH INTERNETS
2006-12-05 16:37:26
 
"You look like a Douche" ha I actually laughed.
2006-12-05 16:51:56
 
You get a win.
2006-12-05 17:12:31
 
Funnay
2006-12-05 17:13:29
 
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2006-12-05 17:13:44
 
Very nice redhead, you took my site, attacked its weakpoint for massive damage, and made something good into something fantastic. I salute you!
2006-12-05 17:32:09
 
I like this one... Suffocating Anime children 5*'s
2006-12-05 17:37:07
 
funnier than tha other 1
2006-12-05 17:46:38
 
-1 for one too many Pikachu references.
-1
2006-12-05 17:46:56
 
lololololololololoo 5'd
2006-12-05 17:59:11
 
2006-12-05 18:13:13
 
Five'd and Fav'd
2006-12-05 18:26:03
 
5 for the cigarette one! (also, don't try sticking a 4 leaf clover in your Wii, it wont bring you luck)
2006-12-05 18:28:21
 
Pure gold
2006-12-05 18:44:35
 
What the hell are you doing?
2006-12-05 18:48:05
 
Very nice
2006-12-05 18:49:28
 
rofl!
2006-12-05 18:56:53
 
Do not tease the leprechauns that power your Wii.
2006-12-05 19:02:04
 
heheh. FIVE
2006-12-05 19:10:36
 
lollerskate
2006-12-05 19:18:51
 
I couldn't stop laughing
2006-12-05 19:39:17
 
some were funny, but this could have been so much more clever.
2006-12-05 19:46:30
 
Very Cool. Mega Pwnage
2006-12-05 19:47:27
 
i rofl'd
2006-12-05 19:56:33
 
3/4 of them were "meh." The other 1/4 was greatness. I just can't bring myself to 5 this with so many misses, no matter how funny "what the hell are you doing?" is.
2006-12-05 19:58:49
 
Best ytmnd I've seen in a while... honestly.
2006-12-05 20:00:39
 
I gave the original a 2 because I didn't have to deal with commentary that projected its funny with repeated references to pokemon.
-2
2006-12-05 20:05:40
 
I LOLed
2006-12-05 20:09:11
 
Nice work. Take something that wasn't funny and fix it up into something awesome. 5'd even tho the music could be better.
2006-12-05 20:20:13
 
Take off the pink shirt you look like a douche and the punching your friend in the face were my favorites.
2006-12-05 20:38:14
 
I had to watch it twice because I was laughing so hard the first time!! lolololol
2006-12-05 20:39:51
 
this was f*cking funny. period.
2006-12-05 20:48:33
 
WIN!
2006-12-05 20:54:42
 
lol that awesome
2006-12-05 20:56:32
 
I signed up on YTMND just to 5 this, almost took -1 since it made my chest hurt :(
2006-12-05 20:57:18
 
2006-12-05 21:20:53
 
this deserves an upvoting
2006-12-05 21:37:16
 
WIN
2006-12-05 21:39:57
 
brilliant
2006-12-05 21:51:06
 
Yes
2006-12-05 21:51:17
 
Nice job, I literally LOL'd
2006-12-05 22:03:29
 
You forgot to translate the picture of the blanket on the Wii >.>
2006-12-05 22:11:56
 
5'd for pink shirt
2006-12-05 22:34:58
 
Do NOT put games into your Wii.
2006-12-05 22:42:44
 
That is funny as hell
2006-12-05 22:53:58
 
5 for the bottle pouring and "what the f*ck" bits. Had me in fits.
2006-12-05 23:41:54
 
Stop it.
2006-12-05 23:55:45
 
2006-12-06 00:00:11
 
what the hell are you doing? stop it
2006-12-06 00:46:25
 
with the clover, it should have been "do not merge 4chan with your wii. seriously." but 5'd for lol.
2006-12-06 01:36:19
 
LOL! These pictures are so retarded. Good translation. :P
2006-12-06 01:37:49
 
i first that u had the 5 at the Smoking part but the the hitting anime boys totally had me crying nicly done
2006-12-06 01:57:45
 
AHH! I completely forgot about the Blanket frame! I'll add it asap. I remember putting it in there, it must have escaped.
2006-12-06 02:09:37
 
I sat through the first two and realized its the same NOT FUNNY BULLSH*T as all the other wii safety illustration ytmnds. i think they're telling you SHOULD dump coke on your wii, then use it as an ashtray, then poke clover stems into the vent holes, then put it in a pillowcase and swing it around your head, then leave it in the trash to be taken away, and make sure to put all the cds into it so you don't have to live with the games either.
-1
2006-12-06 02:12:57
 
I added the forgotten blanket frame.
2006-12-06 02:25:55
 
What idiot puts a clover into a Wii? Honestly, if this is the manual for the Japanese, they can't be that stupid if they fit that much awesome into three DVD cases.
2006-12-06 02:52:28
 
new fad
2006-12-06 02:54:44
 
"If left next to a ciggerette, the Wii will shoot out pepper and rain clouds" lol
2006-12-06 09:07:26
 
Pink shirt, FTW!
2006-12-06 09:37:26
 
I'm sure the guy with the clover had a perfectly good explanation. Maybe.
2006-12-06 10:26:28
 
Lol it will got pikachu on your ass.
2006-12-06 14:44:58
 
but i like my pink shirt:(.....oh wait this is blue.....cont. with your gayness
2006-12-06 16:15:46
 
lol, anime boy suffocation
2006-12-06 18:10:30
 
now, when you take something originally intended to be Jap-quirky and attempt to make it seem serious by Ameri-borderline-humor it, you fail. You always fail.
-1
2006-12-06 18:53:48
 
that wasnt funny untill "what the hell are you doing? stop it."
2006-12-06 19:04:42
 
I've been doing things wrong all along!
2006-12-06 19:16:01
 
LMAO nice dude
2006-12-06 19:34:04
 
itl go pikachu on your arse
2006-12-06 19:51:56
 
What the hell are you doing? Stop it. ^^First line on the internet that made me laugh out loud in a while. This has to go top 5.
2006-12-06 20:26:51
 
lol
2006-12-06 21:02:27
 
lol what will those japanise think of next.
2006-12-06 21:12:36
 
I've finally decided that the four leaf clover one means "Don't let Irish people touch your Wii".
2006-12-06 22:00:18
 
I am loving this. ALOT.
2006-12-06 23:37:05
 
wow this is the first good ytmnd in quite a while
2006-12-06 23:40:38
 
your a genius.....
2006-12-07 00:25:02
 
i dont like your humor. there are a trillion different translations to that wii thing that are better than this washed out sh*t
-2
2006-12-07 01:32:55
 
Wait... IM IRISH! OH SHI-
2006-12-07 04:09:18
 
Well played, ol' chap!
2006-12-07 06:14:30
 
Do not put games into it.
2006-12-07 06:53:40
 
What the f*ck was up with that clover? xD nice job! Make it longer though...
2006-12-07 09:06:37
 
Nice
2006-12-07 10:30:18
 
oloolloloo
2006-12-07 12:45:27
 
Stop doing that to the Wii!
2006-12-07 13:09:48
 
better than the sponsored one
-1
2006-12-07 14:20:18
 
Good job!
2006-12-07 14:31:57
 
what the hell are you doing? stop it
2006-12-07 15:29:52
 
Take off that pnik shirt, you douche.
2006-12-07 16:19:04
 
"If left next to ciggarettes, the Wii will shoot out pepper and rain clouds" FTW! Honestly, that was the best one!
2006-12-07 16:58:23
 
amused
2006-12-07 17:25:27
 
least funny translations I've seen
-1
2006-12-07 18:13:21
 
You get an A+ in your japanese class, you did a great job at translation.
2006-12-07 18:30:35
 
Thank you for posting this. My American manual does not give any warnings about stepping on my Wiimote, or say anything about sticking clovers in the fan. I used to habitually do that with my old systems, but I guess I can't with this one. And while I can't play games anymore for fear of the discs breaking, I can at least have fun protecing it from snowmen and radiators. One more thing, where's the song from? I'd like to buy it on a CD when I go to the mall for some new shirts (that aren't pink).
2006-12-07 19:25:32
 
Tall red headed kids always get fives from me. GINGERLOVE.
2006-12-07 19:58:27
 
I'm gonna go all Pikachu on Audhumla's ass.
2006-12-07 20:13:57
 
You know what, I don't care who made it first either, but I don't need snotty comments in your description. 1.
-1
2006-12-07 20:22:05
 
love it
2006-12-07 20:38:52
 
you get a 5. It tastes like a cookie ^_^
2006-12-07 22:32:45
 
wow. i never really considered myself a super nerd until i noticed that the play and rewind things you took from halo. i embarrass myself. good job.
-1
2006-12-07 23:00:20
 
And to think that there's idiots who let snowmen and robots near their Wii.
2006-12-08 00:17:01
 
This tops em all!!! this tops Picard!!! You sir are the greatest.
2006-12-08 00:22:10
 
Best ytmnd ever.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-12-08 01:04:01
 
What the hell are you doing? *Please*, continue.
2006-12-08 01:17:11
 
*LMAO* @ pink shirt comment.
2006-12-08 01:57:20
 
well done
2006-12-08 08:08:01
 
"what the hell are you doing? stop it." i was going to say it but ill just repeat it .. FTW!
2006-12-08 14:06:25
 
"i dont like your humor. there are a trillion different translations to that wii thing that are better than this washed out sh*t" quoted for truth, ive seen much funnier
-1
2006-12-08 14:49:07
 
Brilliant.
2006-12-08 14:50:41
 
Well, I've never played Halo, so the "Rewind/Play" wasn't meant to be from that.
+1
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